r/AmericaBad CALIFORNIA 🍷🐻 20h ago

“Check it! Check! It!”

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u/michaelsean438 19h ago

Can you imagine running to the internet to brag about not buying a watermelon? Fucking hero.

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u/LetterheadLow1692 19h ago

all of that in that screenshot absolutely 100% happened irl

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u/Emilia963 NORTH DAKOTA 🥶🧣 19h ago

100% happened only in their head

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u/Miss_Kit_Kat 16h ago

And then everybody in the grocery store clapped. 👏

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u/lynxintheloopx NEW YORK 🗽🌃🍏 20h ago

Who’s gonna tell them

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u/CowntChockula 19h ago edited 19h ago

You mean that there isn't an alternative food producer anywhere in the world to compensate for every country that imports food from the US to switch to because the US is the largest food exporter in the world, and food security and starvation are already huge problems worldwide?

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u/NoSingularities0 19h ago

Well for one thing the food that was making people sick a few weeks ago came from Mexico, not the U.S.

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u/lynxintheloopx NEW YORK 🗽🌃🍏 19h ago

I was mainly talking about how the Cyclospora is from Mexico 😂

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u/CowntChockula 19h ago

Oh my b

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u/lynxintheloopx NEW YORK 🗽🌃🍏 18h ago

You’re not wrong still

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u/Conscious_Tourist163 6h ago

No no. Keep cookin. You're fine.

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 ILLINOIS 🏙️💨 16h ago

Nah, it’d be funnier if they got it from Mexican fruit.

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u/Compoundeyesseeall TEXAS 🐴⭐🥩 19h ago

They think not buying produce and food for 30 months is gonna be a devastating blow when their government has probably contracted some American firm to buy millions of dollars worth of equipment or business services over the next few years or getting returns from pension fund investments they made 10 years before that.

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u/david_growie 19h ago

I’ll take interactions that never happened for $1000

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 ILLINOIS 🏙️💨 16h ago

Oh I’m sure it happened, have you seen the rabid hate in the Canada sub? Almost every other thread is a non-stop bashing thread of Americans.

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u/Floridaish0t FLORIDA 🍊🐊 15h ago

107% of “Canadians” are active on Reddit so I doubt it is that common IRL and I’m more inclined to believe they pulled it out of their ass.

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u/bunnybuttncorgi 17h ago

Let’s not forget the recent lettuce recall was from Mexican farms?? Literally from Taylor Farm de Mexico?? Why do people selectively forget this??

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u/Miss_Kit_Kat 16h ago

It's RFK Jr's fault...somehow. (I don't like the guy, but it's ridiculous to act like he's personally responsible for every single food recall. I am a massive germaphobe and I track food recalls all the time- they happen under EVERY administration.)

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u/alidan 15h ago

since you track it, any recalls directly tied to policy changes or do you not look that far into it? after the lettuce problem, everyone blaming trump and rfk, and then its not even american food that was the issue, I got curious if any case spawned from direct policy shifts but there is no good way to look that up with google and bing sourcing from extremely bias sources.

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u/selfmockerymandatory 17h ago

I’ve literally never thought of looking at where my fruit comes from. If it’s from the US, well it’s delicious. Who cares.
I do try to avoid Chinese stuff as much as possible. But more in an Ali express BS webshops way and I will not buy a car that’s made in China. I won’t support that regime. Not gonna make my life impossible, so sometimes it’s almost unavoidable.
All my jeans are Levi’s😂😂😂. I think their great. Love Apple. Not gonna give that up.
No reason too. Let politicians fight among themselves. I’ll have my opinions, but I’m not gonna hate an entire country and it’s people for it. Let alone leave a delicious watermelon in the supermarket, while I could enjoy some of it as a desert.

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u/Educational_Impact93 COLORADO 🏔️🏂 18h ago

For fucks sake these people are massive weirdos

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u/CatoTheElder2024 18h ago

There is little I despise more than that bastard child of European decadence and weakness. Unlike America, who relentless conquered its wilderness, broke it, and bent it to our will, Canada has been conquered by it.

Even now they cling en masse to the American border that they claim to hate, for they know it is the only safe place. Their wilderness taught to retreat, to hide in their hovels, and that survival depended on meekness.

Of course, they know this truth in their hearts. It eats away as a national decay. Twisting them in their hate and wretchedness to hate those that are strong. To hate their very protector.

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u/nastysockfiend 🇨🇦 Canada 🍁 12h ago

Talk about living vicariously through your nation-state. An individual's personal strength has nothing to do with the land they happen to be born in.

People (including tons of people on this very sub) bang on all the time about how Canadians are just like Americans and there's no real differences between our two peoples. Then someone like you comes along and really trumpets how different you actually think we are, and how contemptuous you are of those differences by characterizing them like this.

You could be that American I clashed with once who insisted every immigrant who came to America were big, strong, powerful people who were merely chafing with the limitations of their homelands and wanted away from, and every last immigrant to Canada were all pussy pansies running away from danger and wanted to hide in the vast wilderness. Even if both groups of immigrants were leaving the same circumstances. Both groups would wind up doing the same thing, though. Hacking a life out of the frontier and enduring difficult conditions with little to no aid from the outside world.

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u/CatoTheElder2024 11h ago

Canada is the modern day Carthage and must be destroyed to preserve decency and morality.

Canada delenda est!

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u/Collypso PENNSYLVANIA 🍫📜🔔 18h ago

You wrote a lot of poetry to avoid the news. Canada isn't clinging to anything. Carney publicly called their reliance on the US a weakness to be corrected, walked away from trade talks, matched the tariffs dollar for dollar, and is chasing deals with the EU and India to cut the US out. That's a country trying to leave, not one hiding behind its "protector." The clinging exists only in the story you needed to write.

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u/Teknicsrx7 16h ago

The line about clinging to the border I think is more in reference to the fact that they mostly live close to the border (I’m not fact checking, no clue if it’s true, but that’s how i interpreted it)

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u/CatoTheElder2024 15h ago

You have interpreted the divine word correctly.

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u/Collypso PENNSYLVANIA 🍫📜🔔 14h ago

If there's one thing consistent with Trump supporters, it's cowardice

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u/Relevant_Elevator190 12h ago

Says the internet guy.

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u/Collypso PENNSYLVANIA 🍫📜🔔 11h ago

I don't hide my comments

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 ILLINOIS 🏙️💨 16h ago

Canada cannot 100% exit trade with the largest consumer market on Earth.

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u/Collypso PENNSYLVANIA 🍫📜🔔 16h ago

Nobody said they're trying to

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 ILLINOIS 🏙️💨 15h ago

Redditors make it seem that way.

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u/Youaresowronglolumad CALIFORNIA 🍷🐻 16h ago

I personally love how they are “sticking it to America”… on American made social media and American made internet 😂😂

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u/EmperorSnake1 NORTH CAROLINA 🛩️ 🌅 12h ago

reminds me of this silly attempt at humor. These jokes aren't even close to as common as these people think but they declare them to be anyways, haha.

I feel like school shooter "jokes" are far more common, should their be a tax for that? Maybe learning 1 new fact about the US (Like how we're not the only ones to steal land).

I feel like the artifacts one is always in good taste, as we know the British empire WAS the largest empire ever.

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u/heywoodidaho NEW JERSEY 🎡 🍕 13h ago

Hmm, even if they buy henso en mexico don't they mostly need our roads and rails to get it to their igloos? We pay taxes on those. Do they? They use more of it than I do. No more freebees. Pony up bitches.

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u/bmfanboy 12h ago

I do know there’s great Canadians out there I just don’t know why they’re such a rare voice online.

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u/Relevant_Elevator190 12h ago

I'm good with the ones in Alberta.

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 ILLINOIS 🏙️💨 16h ago

They’re just giving themselves a bad rep in America by coming on out social media apps and acting like obnoxious children.

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u/nastysockfiend 🇨🇦 Canada 🍁 12h ago

Go run off to the Pentagon and demand they nuke us into irradiated ash, then.

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u/Background_Humor5838 15h ago

I thought the whole point was to try and buy local and if not local at least domestic. My grandpa only buys fruit grown in the US and he might be old but I thought that's what everyone thought was best. Other countries used to make fun of us for eating garbage and not growing our own food but now the aim is to ot eat our own food? I'm confused man.

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u/PhoenixKhaan 12h ago

This is so cringe I physically winced

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u/DontReportMe7565 MICHIGAN 🚗🏖️🏭 11h ago

There was...items?

They seem big mad.

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u/RoabeArt OHIO 👨‍🌾 🌰 11h ago

"And then people around us clapped."

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 ILLINOIS 🏙️💨 16h ago

Oh Canadians…

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u/SeaBiscuit1220 12h ago

Did we get rid of every single one, of the "fruit picking immigrants"? Did I miss the memo?