r/AskReddit • u/obsessive-addictive • 4h ago

If animals could talk, what species would be the rudest to humans?

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u/Horknut1 4h ago

What if they latched on and started making moaning noise and talking about how sweet you tasted in a creepy predator voice. OH GOD YOU TASTE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD, SLURP SLURP.

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u/ozzynchainz 4h ago

Yeaaa this is accurate asf, I’ve always thought they’re gay asf because I primarily get bit on my ass. Nothing wrong with bein gay ofc, but damn can you please bite me anywhere else??

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u/unipwny 4h ago

Only females suck blood, actually! So they're super straight ass biters

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u/DrunksInSpace 3h ago

Pansexual ass biters.

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u/TheBugSmith 4h ago

They probably do in a frequency we can't hear. As an exterminator they're my favorite guilt free thing to kill. 

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u/Horknut1 4h ago

It would be like that Rick and Morty where he can hear the squirrels.

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u/MartinisnMurder 2h ago

Oh man in my mind they would sound like Quagmire from The Family Guy!

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u/Horknut1 1h ago

Giggity