r/astrologymemes Nov 04 '25

MOD RULE #1 REMINDER!!! (Read description)

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ABSOLUTELY UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES CAN YOU POST BIRTH CHART QUESTIONS, ROAST ME THREADS, SYNASTRY POSTS, OR “GUESS MY SIGN”!

You guys literally have to agree to the rules when you join 😭 I’m not sure WHY this is STILL an issue!!!!!

If it continues, we’ll be forced to reintroduce 24 hour bans to people who violate the rule*

Xoxoxo,

Your shit mod team


r/astrologymemes 10h ago

Meme Scorpio Plutos: Are y'all doing ok?

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332 Upvotes

r/astrologymemes 12h ago

Question can someone explain whys aquarius AIR and not WATER?🗿

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my brother in christ AQUA is literally in its name but they're so much different from actual water fellas😭

art by me yeah


r/astrologymemes 4h ago

Question What sign "should" you get along with, but don't?

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I'm a Leo. Aries is too much for me.

Too impulsive.

Do now, think later.

Hurt someone's feelings now. Completely forget you even said anything 2 minutes later.

I appreciate the authenticity of Aries, but the intensity everywhere else in life outweighs this positive for me.


r/astrologymemes 2h ago

Meme 💯

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r/astrologymemes 5h ago

Discussion Post There’s nothing better than an earth moon. I love ya’ll so much.

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Every close relationship/friendship I have are all earth moons. My best friends for life and fav coworkers are Virgo moons->My lovers have all been Cap and Taurus moons->I have one earth moon in my family and they are also my fav.

You can all pat yourselves on the back for being the most, understanding, patient, funny, cute, loyal, bb’s. 😆 i got into astrology and was SHOCKED at how I only have earth moons in my close circle of loved ones. Haha

Which is strange because I’m a fire moon, but alas..they put up with me. Lol


r/astrologymemes 3h ago

Discussion Post Astrology stereotypes that are proven to be true based on your experience?

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Aries Sun gets things done quick if it’s something they care about.

Major Taurus placements absolutely value material security. They aren’t always gold diggers, but they aren’t dating a broke broke either.

Gemini Venus men….the ones I know cheat/flirt.

Cancer Venus is SENSITIVE. Even more so than Cancer suns. Be prepared to deal with their moodiness too.

Leo moons are generous AF. Sometimes even to those who don’t deserve it!

Leo Venus is very very physically affectionate.

Virgo fucks.

Libra rising is mega charming and can be non-confrontational even if they’re deep down filled with rage.

Scorpio moons are true ride or die if they think you’re the one. I think they love Cancer energy.

Sagittarius genuinely enjoys trash talking about everyone. They get off on spreading gossips.

Capricorn moons are ruthless/ambitious. They have an ability to be cut throat and get rid of people/things that don’t benefit them without feeling guilty.

Aquarius aka hypocritical justice warriors.

Pisces…yet to meet a group of people who are more confused than Pisces.


r/astrologymemes 3h ago

Discussion Post Water prominent people, what sign/placement made you say, “damn they’re too sensitive for me…”?

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As someone with Cancer Stellium, I think Cancer Venus takes the crown.


r/astrologymemes 1d ago

Meme A group of each zodiac sign.

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r/astrologymemes 8h ago

Art Fuck what y’all talking bout, it’s Virgo season ♍️🥳

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r/astrologymemes 2h ago

Discussion Post The twelve zodiacs are in a fight.

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What would be your rankings and story of this fight?
(And yes, Pisces, you have to do this)


r/astrologymemes 1d ago

Meme you killing it at the club vs the club killing you

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hey yall - i love making astrology memes and did so on instagram many years back, but never posted them here. thought i’d let you all have some! lmk what you think!


r/astrologymemes 22h ago

Discussion Post Lilith individuals, let’s chat🖤

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Even though Lilith exists in everyone’s chart, there’s no denying that in some cases she can be more present than some.

Lilith in 1st house, conjunct ASC or major angles, Lilith conjunct personal planets & making harsh aspects with personal planets/angles and honorable mention, Lilith conjunct chart ruler, how are we doing?


r/astrologymemes 6h ago

Discussion Post Help me understand Mercury in Sagittarius

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I'm asking because the two people I live with, and have to speak with everyday (and that I love very deeply) have fiery mercuries 😭 look, I love the directness most of the time! I have mercury in Scorpio so I appreciate not having to dissect what they say. One is Aries Mercury, who is my boyfriend. So far, we don't have any issues communicating. Now, my son, he's a kid. So I'm having trouble with how to raise him to not be.. so blunt sometimes? He's not mean but he can say things in a way that sounds a little mean. I don't know anything about this placement so I would love for people who have it or have experience with it, what should I expect? I'm not trying to change him or anything, I just want to guide him and make the most of it. Funny enough that him and my boyfriend get along well which made me look at the charts. My son has a water trine, my boyfriend is mostly earth/fire, so I was curious why they actually understand each other when I, on the other hand, sometimes feel l don't speak their language 🫢


r/astrologymemes 13h ago

Discussion Post What placements have RBF but they’re actually nice

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Ofc I’d go with Saturn ruled risings ( aqua/Capricorn risings) also Saturn in the first house for sure (it makes the person to seem uninterested and somehow cold ), Capricorn moon , 12th house moon , Aquarius moon , and some Scorpio placements


r/astrologymemes 4h ago

Meme Fire moons as outfits

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r/astrologymemes 6h ago

Discussion Post If all 12 signs were stuck inside an elevator, how would each sign react?

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r/astrologymemes 3h ago

Discussion Post People with venus mars conjunction, how is your love life?

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I am a Scorpio ascendent with venus mars in 8H


r/astrologymemes 9m ago

OC ✨ I thought that NFL Quarterbacks would be overwhelmingly Leos... they are not

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I was curious about the breakdown of Zodiacs within the NFL by player position. Basically, trying to see if Zodiac matters for what position a player becomes professional at.

I tried to make my methodology as robust as possible: I know that Zodiacs are not an even 1/12 split among the population, so I gathered the natality data from the CDC for the year 2003 - 2006 (since this is the closest dataset to when most NFL players were born that provides births by month) and calculated the "expected distribution" based on the proportions of births during each Zodiac season.

Then, I calculated the distribution of each Zodiac across each NFL player position and compared it to the expected distribution of the US population born between '03 - '06.

I think the result is mildly interesting, although probably useless. But then again, I love me some useless insights.


r/astrologymemes 2h ago

Discussion Post To my fellow aries girlies/guys...

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...how'd do you guys deal with/control your rage? My rage is raging 😂

Yes, I know most times it's better to be the bigger person in some situations and let things go. But unfortunately, I am currently in the biggest villain era of my life, and I don't feel like letting people walk all over me so I have a colossal desire to get revenge. Unfortunately, I need to remind myself that this is not a movie and I am actually living in real life and really need to chill lol.

Please help. Tips welcomed. But please don't be an a*hole. I may sound like a crazy person with anger issues but I'm actually quite sensitive and sick of dealing with awful people lately. 🥲


r/astrologymemes 8h ago

Discussion Post Roast Me Thread

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Post your placements or chart here!


r/astrologymemes 10h ago

Discussion Post Are you close to anyone whose birth chart is almost identical to yours? (Either someone born within 2-3 days of you, same year, or a twin) — what differences and similarities do you notice?

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My daughter and her close friend are only about a day apart. My daughter is a Scorpio rising with Pluto in her 2nd, and her friend is a Libra rising with Pluto in her 4th.

My daughter has a quiet, curious darkness to her and people say they're intimidated by her. She and her Libra rising friend are both very polite and kind, but her Libra rising friend is far more bubbly with bright eyes. The Pluto on the friend's 4th also shows she's had a sort of tumultuous home life which probably partially speaks to why she's got a strong people-pleaser personality. (I can speak to that.) Both of them also just so happen to be only children.

My good friend is about 3 days older than me. Our charts are almost identical but she's Virgo rising and I'm Libra rising. Like my daughter and her friend, everything is shifted over a house. My friend also has an Aqua moon and I have a Pisces moon, though both of our moons are in the 6th. My friend has way more energy and is more outgoing than me and has a bit more social battery, and is also WAY funnier. We both like to make art but she's more of a social crafter type, and I spent some years as a touring musician and still prefer writing music privately. She's blonde and blue-eyed and I'm brown-hair, brown-eyes. We're both AuDHD and both get burnt out super easily (6th house moons). We both have 1 daughter, with hers being a little older than mine. Her sun is in the 9th and she has dreams of traveling once her daughter is old enough to move out — mine is in the 8th and I'm mess. :)


r/astrologymemes 1d ago

Meme Memes that signs think only apply to themselves

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If I see any of these memes one more time…….


r/astrologymemes 5h ago

Discussion Post Taoist perspective about Aquarius: doesn't have to fit in, but it still has to enter the world

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Aquarius has a strange problem: it often sees the game clearly because it is standing outside the game. That distance can feel like freedom. But it is hard to build anything, change anything, or share a life with anyone if you refuse to enter at all.

Zhuangzi describes someone who is “alone, yet in communion with the spirit of heaven and earth.” The same passage also says not to look down on ordinary things and to live among other people. That matters. The “alone” isn't coldness. It's mental independence: the ability to hear society's rules without letting them do all of your thinking.

Aquarius can be unusually good at this. While everyone else is following the approved timeline of marrying by a certain age, choosing the respectable job, finding the right partner, and raising the right kind of child, Aquarius is asking who wrote the timeline in the first place. That wider view can also make Aquarius surprisingly intuitive about people, ideas, and direction.

But the gift has a shadow. Distance can turn into intellectual superiority. “Everyone else is asleep and I'm the only one awake” may feel like clarity, but eventually it becomes another way of being trapped by the world.

Maybe the first practice is to become an observer. Enter the situation, then step back far enough to notice what your emotions and assumptions are doing. That distance creates clarity. The important part is returning.

Zhuangzi also talks about adapting outwardly without giving away your inner center. For Aquarius, that might mean socializing, working, making money, and taking part in ordinary life without handing the crowd your inner compass. The messy, mundane world isn't beneath you. It is where insight gets tested.

This may resonate not only with Aquarius Suns, but also Aquarius rising, an Aquarius stellium, or charts strongly influenced by Uranus.

Aquarius placements, does stepping back help you return with more clarity, or does it sometimes become a reason not to enter at all?


r/astrologymemes 1d ago

Discussion Post Your moon sign and the song you're listening to on loop

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Leo moon here and I'm stuck on Purple Rain by Prince!

Fair warning: I started listening to this one waaaaaaaaay before Stranger Things popularised it!