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r/astrologymemes • u/Clear_Ambition6004 • Nov 04 '25
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r/astrologymemes • u/CactusOrangeJuice • 14h ago
Meme Scorpio Plutos: Are y'all doing ok?
r/astrologymemes • u/LL_Stars • 8h ago
Question What sign "should" you get along with, but don't?
I'm a Leo. Aries is too much for me.
Too impulsive.
Do now, think later.
Hurt someone's feelings now. Completely forget you even said anything 2 minutes later.
I appreciate the authenticity of Aries, but the intensity everywhere else in life outweighs this positive for me.
r/astrologymemes • u/gemmiethegem_ • 16h ago
Question can someone explain whys aquarius AIR and not WATER?🗿
my brother in christ AQUA is literally in its name but they're so much different from actual water fellas😭
art by me yeah
r/astrologymemes • u/anal_chemist • 4h ago
OC ✨ I thought that NFL Quarterbacks would be overwhelmingly Leos... they are not
I was curious about the breakdown of Zodiacs within the NFL by player position. Basically, trying to see if Zodiac matters for what position a player becomes professional at.
I tried to make my methodology as robust as possible: I know that Zodiacs are not an even 1/12 split among the population, so I gathered the natality data from the CDC for the year 2003 - 2006 (since this is the closest dataset to when most NFL players were born that provides births by month) and calculated the "expected distribution" based on the proportions of births during each Zodiac season.
Then, I calculated the distribution of each Zodiac across each NFL player position and compared it to the expected distribution of the US population born between '03 - '06.
I think the result is mildly interesting, although probably useless. But then again, I love me some useless insights.
r/astrologymemes • u/Historical-Body-3424 • 3h ago
Discussion Post Do you like hanging out with your own sign ? Why or why not ?
I love every Gemini I’ve ever met . A party with all Geminis is guaranteed to be feral and hilarious AF. Never met a Gemini who didn’t make me laugh until I cry
r/astrologymemes • u/Mooooooon_ • 7h ago
Discussion Post Astrology stereotypes that are proven to be true based on your experience?
Aries Sun gets things done quick if it’s something they care about.
Major Taurus placements absolutely value material security. They aren’t always gold diggers, but they aren’t dating a broke broke either.
Gemini Venus men….the ones I know cheat/flirt.
Cancer Venus is SENSITIVE. Even more so than Cancer suns. Be prepared to deal with their moodiness too.
Leo moons are generous AF. Sometimes even to those who don’t deserve it!
Leo Venus is very very physically affectionate.
Virgo fucks.
Libra rising is mega charming and can be non-confrontational even if they’re deep down filled with rage.
Scorpio moons are true ride or die if they think you’re the one. I think they love Cancer energy.
Sagittarius genuinely enjoys trash talking about everyone. They get off on spreading gossips.
Capricorn moons are ruthless/ambitious. They have an ability to be cut throat and get rid of people/things that don’t benefit them without feeling guilty.
Aquarius aka hypocritical justice warriors.
Pisces…yet to meet a group of people who are more confused than Pisces.
r/astrologymemes • u/Unavezmas1845 • 9h ago
Discussion Post There’s nothing better than an earth moon. I love ya’ll so much.
Every close relationship/friendship I have are all earth moons. My best friends for life and fav coworkers are Virgo moons->My lovers have all been Cap and Taurus moons->I have one earth moon in my family and they are also my fav.
You can all pat yourselves on the back for being the most, understanding, patient, funny, cute, loyal, bb’s. 😆 i got into astrology and was SHOCKED at how I only have earth moons in my close circle of loved ones. Haha
Which is strange because I’m a fire moon, but alas..they put up with me. Lol
r/astrologymemes • u/Mooooooon_ • 7h ago
Discussion Post Water prominent people, what sign/placement made you say, “damn they’re too sensitive for me…”?
As someone with Cancer Stellium, I think Cancer Venus takes the crown.
r/astrologymemes • u/kessikat • 2h ago
Discussion Post If you could choose your natal chart for your next incarnation, what would you pick?
Hi! Scorpio Sun, Aries rising, Taurus Moon here 🙃
I’ve been thinking about this because, truthfully, I’m not always thrilled with my own chart lol.
No shade to fellow Scorpios, but I’ve never particularly liked the stereotypical Scorpio traits like brooding, obsession, vindictiveness, intensity, etc. its so frustrating recognizing those tendencies in myself.
My chart also feels way too heavy. I have a lot going on in the 8th house, and between the Scorpio energy and all that 8H emphasis, overthinking and getting stuck on things has been the bane of my existence. 😭
If I got to design my Big 3 for the next incarnation, I think I’d go with:
Sag sun, Libra rising and Gemini moon (need a sprinkle of mischief)
Give me some optimism, charm and lightness pleaseee
r/astrologymemes • u/xxblackwindowxx • 1h ago
Discussion Post What’s your fashion sense like and do you think it correlates with your sign?
Basically what the title says. Whats your preferred aesthetic? What colors do you think compliment you? Do you prefer silver or gold jewelry? What textures do you like? Stuff like that.
Personally, I love my muted tones and comfy sweaters. It makes up the majority of my wardrobe. Which yk, triple earth, it makes sense. But also if I’m going out or to a formal event, I stress so much over what I wear and how I present myself and I honestly can’t tell whether that’s the Capricorn or Gemini in me. I also have always loved silver jewelry, but my current partner has made me start leaning towards gold more (he’s a Cancer).
r/astrologymemes • u/Severe-Mango6584 • 6h ago
Discussion Post The twelve zodiacs are in a fight.
What would be your rankings and story of this fight?
(And yes, Pisces, you have to do this)
r/astrologymemes • u/BlackberryClear3680 • 12h ago
Art Fuck what y’all talking bout, it’s Virgo season ♍️🥳
r/astrologymemes • u/waitinginthesun • 10h ago
Discussion Post Help me understand Mercury in Sagittarius
I'm asking because the two people I live with, and have to speak with everyday (and that I love very deeply) have fiery mercuries 😭 look, I love the directness most of the time! I have mercury in Scorpio so I appreciate not having to dissect what they say. One is Aries Mercury, who is my boyfriend. So far, we don't have any issues communicating. Now, my son, he's a kid. So I'm having trouble with how to raise him to not be.. so blunt sometimes? He's not mean but he can say things in a way that sounds a little mean. I don't know anything about this placement so I would love for people who have it or have experience with it, what should I expect? I'm not trying to change him or anything, I just want to guide him and make the most of it. Funny enough that him and my boyfriend get along well which made me look at the charts. My son has a water trine, my boyfriend is mostly earth/fire, so I was curious why they actually understand each other when I, on the other hand, sometimes feel l don't speak their language 🫢
r/astrologymemes • u/moonlightdarling13 • 6h ago
Discussion Post To my fellow aries girlies/guys...
...how'd do you guys deal with/control your rage? My rage is raging 😂
Yes, I know most times it's better to be the bigger person in some situations and let things go. But unfortunately, I am currently in the biggest villain era of my life, and I don't feel like letting people walk all over me so I have a colossal desire to get revenge. Unfortunately, I need to remind myself that this is not a movie and I am actually living in real life and really need to chill lol.
Please help. Tips welcomed. But please don't be an a*hole. I may sound like a crazy person with anger issues but I'm actually quite sensitive and sick of dealing with awful people lately. 🥲
r/astrologymemes • u/TheAlphaAdept • 10h ago
Discussion Post If all 12 signs were stuck inside an elevator, how would each sign react?
r/astrologymemes • u/Top_Individual7151 • 1d ago
Discussion Post Lilith individuals, let’s chat🖤
Even though Lilith exists in everyone’s chart, there’s no denying that in some cases she can be more present than some.
Lilith in 1st house, conjunct ASC or major angles, Lilith conjunct personal planets & making harsh aspects with personal planets/angles and honorable mention, Lilith conjunct chart ruler, how are we doing?
r/astrologymemes • u/Greedy-Recover-3472 • 1d ago
Meme you killing it at the club vs the club killing you
hey yall - i love making astrology memes and did so on instagram many years back, but never posted them here. thought i’d let you all have some! lmk what you think!
r/astrologymemes • u/Ok_Insurance_7506 • 17h ago
Discussion Post What placements have RBF but they’re actually nice
Ofc I’d go with Saturn ruled risings ( aqua/Capricorn risings) also Saturn in the first house for sure (it makes the person to seem uninterested and somehow cold ), Capricorn moon , 12th house moon , Aquarius moon , and some Scorpio placements
r/astrologymemes • u/LittleSuggestion8544 • 9h ago
Discussion Post Taoist perspective about Aquarius: doesn't have to fit in, but it still has to enter the world
Aquarius has a strange problem: it often sees the game clearly because it is standing outside the game. That distance can feel like freedom. But it is hard to build anything, change anything, or share a life with anyone if you refuse to enter at all.
Zhuangzi describes someone who is “alone, yet in communion with the spirit of heaven and earth.” The same passage also says not to look down on ordinary things and to live among other people. That matters. The “alone” isn't coldness. It's mental independence: the ability to hear society's rules without letting them do all of your thinking.
Aquarius can be unusually good at this. While everyone else is following the approved timeline of marrying by a certain age, choosing the respectable job, finding the right partner, and raising the right kind of child, Aquarius is asking who wrote the timeline in the first place. That wider view can also make Aquarius surprisingly intuitive about people, ideas, and direction.
But the gift has a shadow. Distance can turn into intellectual superiority. “Everyone else is asleep and I'm the only one awake” may feel like clarity, but eventually it becomes another way of being trapped by the world.
Maybe the first practice is to become an observer. Enter the situation, then step back far enough to notice what your emotions and assumptions are doing. That distance creates clarity. The important part is returning.
Zhuangzi also talks about adapting outwardly without giving away your inner center. For Aquarius, that might mean socializing, working, making money, and taking part in ordinary life without handing the crowd your inner compass. The messy, mundane world isn't beneath you. It is where insight gets tested.
This may resonate not only with Aquarius Suns, but also Aquarius rising, an Aquarius stellium, or charts strongly influenced by Uranus.
Aquarius placements, does stepping back help you return with more clarity, or does it sometimes become a reason not to enter at all?
r/astrologymemes • u/Specific_Complex8004 • 7h ago
Discussion Post People with venus mars conjunction, how is your love life?
I am a Scorpio ascendent with venus mars in 8H