In 1940, a man named Hillard Puck and his 4 kids, Inky Puck, Blinky Puck, Pinky Puck, & Clyde Puck, were taking a walk in the park. When Hillard got home, his wife wanted to divorce him because he never showered.

Then his wife said, “You smell like a dead wasp”!!!

Hillard Puck got very enraged by this one statement. His whole life, he’s hated criticism. In a raging fit, he murdered his whole family and then ate them all!!!

In 1980, Nonetande released a g*me called P*ck Man (Named after Hillard Puck). The main character of the same name was also based off Hillard Puck. He is yellow as a reference to the fact that Hillard’s favorite color was also yellow!!!

The ghosts’ names are a direct reference to his deceased children, and their colors represent what the colors of the kids’ shirts were before they got murdered!!!! Oh and also the fact that P*ck Man eats the ghosts in-g*me, it’s very obvious what this is alluding to… 🤢🤮

The “Power pellets” that allow P*ck Man to eat the ghosts is a reference to the fact that Hillard ate meatballs covered in mustard before the murder, which is round and yellow just like the pellets!!!

The little jingle that plays before the g*me starts up? It was STOLEN from one of Beethoven’s pieces, and is a reference to Hillard’s favorite song…

Later, they renamed the g*me to P*c-Man, standing for “People Against Christ”, as they thought it’d lure more g*mers in to play it…

Anyway it’s disgusting that they’d reduce such a horrific and serious crime to mere entertainment but what else would I expect from SINtendo?

It’s called An*mal Cr*ssing—You play as the “Vile-Ager” whom—as his name implies—kidnaps animals and makes them drink potions that age them up until they die!!!!!!!!

There is also a more difficult mode—“Crossing Mode”—where you try to tie animals up to tracks and have them violently run over by trains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There’s also a guy named Tim Nook, who occasionally forces you to pay “Bells” or else you get this very violent g*me over screen where he rips your player’s eyes out!!!!!!