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Miscellaneous / Others Ohio couple with the same birthday give birth to twins on their birthday. The whole family has the same birthday.

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u/DefinitionBig4671 3d ago

Happy birthday to we...

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u/LakersAreForever 3d ago

It’s funny to think that the family has similar “season” when they do the mating.

I was born in November, 9 months after Valentine’s Day for example lol

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u/jaymzx0 3d ago

I was born in November, 9 months after Valentine’s Day for example lol

My birthday is 9 months after my dad's 🤔

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u/This_is_fine8 3d ago

My birthday is 9 months after Halloween. Mom confirmed I was conceived at a Halloween party :/

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u/Discount_Mithral 2d ago

Haha, I'm 9mo after Christmas. Any time there's alcohol and festivities, there's a bit of a baby boom 9mo later.

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u/Successful_Struggle9 2d ago

My son is a Super Bowl baby lol

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u/PossibleDiscipline90 2d ago

My daughter was conceived on Halloween. She loves it!

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u/sithkazar 3d ago

Same for me

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u/Classic_Mechanic5495 3d ago

Wait. How do you know their dad?

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u/jaymzx0 3d ago

Because I'm his dad.

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u/justme002 3d ago

My husband and I went to a wedding and got drunk.

Guess what? Certain birth control is less effective when you're too drunk to use it correctly.

My last child was born 8 months and one day later. It was a little early.

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u/KrytenKoro 3d ago

~Happy birthday to dad~

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u/lolopalenko 2d ago

Mines 9 months after Christmas haha

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u/Rubyhamster 3d ago edited 3d ago

I think that must be pretty biologically based. In my experience, it is very common in a whole family to have most birthdays centered around 1-2 months. My guess is that chance to concieve a child is pretty hereditary. Like, you can roll in the hay for months and then it just suddenly takes, so that the kid is born the season as the 90% of the family tree.

Edit: I want to add that if you look at national statistics of birth months, there is often a significant rise some months of the year. Like high birth rates spring and summer months in northern europe. And maybe monsoon season in south east asia? Haven't checked the latter but if anyone could, it would be fascinating to see if there's seasonal difference

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u/adventureremily 3d ago

I've never met anyone who has a family birthday season in this way. My family, my husband's family, my friends' families - all spread throughout the year.

The only time I've known anyone with the same birth month/close dates in a single family were large families with 4+ children, which ups the odds significantly by virtue of just having more people and only 12 months in a year. 😂

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u/Rubyhamster 3d ago

Yes, it could just be my "lucky" experience, and the families that are foremost in my mind are indeed families with 3+ children

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u/iRedditPhone 3d ago

I don’t know that it’s biological. It can just be tied to certain dates or events that are already cyclical. For example, look up how many babies are born 9 months the after Valentine or New Years.

But in my family, a family of farmers, it sure looks like the babies were conceived after the harvest. Which checks out, no one has time during harvest season.

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u/Rubyhamster 3d ago

Yes, if there's a genetic factor, it isn't the most determining factor, I'm sure. Like how many babies were concieved during the covid lockdown hehe

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u/chahlie 3d ago

A lot of my family has April/May birthdays, that summer heat had everyone frisky

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u/chyrchhella7 3d ago

Damn, you are right 90% of my family and my husband’s family were born in January-February My grandpa and I are the only summer babies in the family

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u/Chivalry4Me 3d ago

Might be onto something here. I'm from a family of 5. Three of us have the same birth month, all clustered around the same day.

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u/Rubyhamster 3d ago

Or your parents are just particularily frisky during certain months or happenings. For my part, my libido sure is tied to the seasons and yearly happenings. Like nothing is as stressful as celebrating christmas "vacation" hehe

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u/SecondLeigh 3d ago

Interesting, I wonder how common statistically. My kids are somewhat spread out. Although, my youngest 2 had the same due date but alas their birthdays are a month apart, in different seasons even, as one was born 2 weeks early and one 2 weeks late lol. Edited to add: I forgot my mom comes from a large family and most were born in Feb/March. Never really thought about it before.

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u/Strict-Editor-5763 3d ago

My ex and I had the same birthday, and one of our kids was due on our birthday. I was kinda glad she came a day later lol

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u/Pun_In_Ten_Did 3d ago

9 months after Christmas for me. The carol "Santa Claus is coming to town" still makes me chuckle.

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u/KrytenKoro 3d ago

It's always a lovely discussion to have with your parents, when you start putting pieces together.

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u/spyingwind 3d ago

We's of these shall have a very merry day of birth.

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u/suenoromis 3d ago

It's pronounced "us" my comrade.

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u/brunocborges 3d ago

Weeeeeeeeee

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u/k819799amvrhtcom 3d ago

That would feel almost as bad as being born on Christmas… 😓

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u/leannarosexo_79 3d ago

A family with the same birthday is wild.

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u/lookamazed 3d ago

Think of surprise parties lol

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u/BoJanggles77 3d ago

Holy shit, the surprise is who it was planned for!

Walks in to room, everybody pops out, "SURPRISE!", entire family proceeds to try and figure out whos friends are in the crowd to know which one of them is being celebrated lol

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u/StardustOasis 3d ago

Imagine being the one person who has no one there

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u/username32768 3d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/shokolokobangoshey 3d ago

Imagine being the twin tasked with planning your twin’s surprise birthday party

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u/username32768 3d ago

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Is it a surprise for you? Or you? Or you? Or you?............................ This could take a while...............

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u/JoyRose31 3d ago

My grandmother and sister have the same, I was supposed to but was induced early from some complication they never told my mother. So.. 3 bdays, and mothers day all the same weekend. Everybody got cake and presents, I hated it..

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u/radioben 3d ago

I’m 4 years older, but my wife and I have the same birthday. I joke with her that if I ever forget, go get me checked for dementia.

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u/atishay001001 3d ago

the money saved would be the only upside

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u/DebstarAU 3d ago

That would suck, sharing a birthday with a sibling, let alone everyone in the household!

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u/violenceistheQstn 3d ago

They didn't mention their birthday. Can confirm it the December 24th

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u/JHowler82 3d ago

Damn .. February 29th woulda been something else

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u/tryyeezus 3d ago edited 3d ago

Fun fact, Leap Day is NOT the rarest birthday

ETA- In the United States

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u/OptimalArchitect 3d ago

Huh…? How the?

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u/tryyeezus 3d ago

I should've said in the US, my bad but here's a link with the statistics though it may have changed since 2014 since many people actively try for that day

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u/CaptainBananaAwesome 3d ago

I believe this chart is relative to the expected number born on a given day. The average is still 1/4 as many births compared to the average of every other day in the calendar.

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u/toggl3d 3d ago edited 3d ago

The comments in that thread also point out, correctly, that it's not right.

People actually avoid the 29th, which is why you see slight bumps on the 28th and 1st.

Edit: I tracked down the source and it looks like he ended up removing the 29th in his tableau. He responded to someone saying they thought there would be fewer births on the Feb 29th and his response: There are, I just weighted the data based on how many times each day occurred. That may not have been the right choice!

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u/Gandalf_The_Swagger 3d ago

January 1 baby, let's go silver!!

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u/MRCHalifax 3d ago

My great-grandfather was born on February 29th.

Tragically, he died just two years after his 24th birthday.

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u/Hungry__caterpillar 3d ago

At the young age of 98. Still in his prime

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u/tryyeezus 3d ago

24, can't you read?! 

/S

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u/Zealousideal_Base_41 3d ago

Estimated Time of Arrival in the United States?

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u/skelepibs 3d ago

Edited to add

It’s gotta be one of my least favorite newer acronyms lol

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u/The_Last_Spoonbender 3d ago

Then which is?

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u/Mintala 3d ago

I know someone with 2 kids, one born February 29th 2016 and the other on February 29th 2020.

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u/boniemonie 3d ago edited 3d ago

Now that’s a double bummer. Everybody is always celebrating Christmas then, so it would never really be your birthday, even as an adult. Scrap this. It’s August 18th. I’ve always felt sorry for people who have a birthday at Christmas time… I’m glad it’s not the case here.

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u/Jhud6669 3d ago

My birthday is September 1st so nobody remembered it because it’s the first day of school and my name day is December 23rd so only my mom remembered it lol

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u/uniquenewyork_ 3d ago

name day?

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u/Laphad 3d ago edited 3d ago

In a lot of Catholic/Orthodox countries you will be named after a saint and that saints respective holiday is a bigger deal than your birthday as far as personal celebrations go

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u/s00pafly 3d ago

Wait till you find out school is not forever.

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u/dassind20zeichen 3d ago

but after school ends really no one cares about their actual birthday. the party is when its convenient to everyone to attend, and the day is like any other wake up go to work and survive.

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u/jackospades88 3d ago

While I will say having a Christmas birthday is probably the worst as a kid, having one right when school starts (or within the first week or two) does suck as a kid.

Not only does your birthday signal summer is ending and school is starting - you're also all in unfamiliar territory so birthdays at school aren't a thing yet. It takes the teachers and class a few weeks to get into a swing of things so regular birthday traditions the teacher has don't happen (from my experience).

The school year goes on, kids with October -May/June birthdays have their day. Sometime in Spring during someone else's birthday, all the Summer bday kids complain that they won't be in school for their birthdays, the teacher will have a day to celebrate all of their birthdays even though the snot-nosed brats should be lucky their bday falls on Summer break.

And then there are those of us with very-late August/Early-Sep birthdays who say "Hey, you all know my birthday fell on the 3rd day of school earlier this year? We were actually here but didn't do anything yet."

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u/factorioleum 3d ago

A Christmas birthday is awesome. Everyone is in town for your birthday!

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u/Mintala 3d ago

And everyone is busy or the focus is on Christmas and not you.

A few years ago I made a birthday cake as Christmas dinner dessert and my sister said it was the first time she got a birthday cake on her actual birthday, she was turning 34.

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u/404MoralsNotFound 3d ago

Think I'd have anxiety attacks if my birthday and Christmas day turns into a huge yearly bash. Would actually prefer it this way.

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u/boniemonie 3d ago

It’s not…August 18th.

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u/violenceistheQstn 3d ago

Jokes. Everyone only gets presents once a year on the same day😅

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u/PalpitationSingle489 3d ago

I knew two brothers when I was a kid, one born on december 23 and one on the 25th two years apart, and we celebrate xmas on the 24 here, they didn't like it because they had everything on the 24th.

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u/day-by-day- 3d ago

Mom was 12/22, I'm 12/23, celebrated Christmas Eve (Dad born in Copenhagen). Loved it all as the youngest of 7 to have sibs come home for my birthday 😊

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u/linds360 3d ago

My mom grew up with a girl who was one of eleven kids right and she was in the middle of the pack. Her birthday - Dec 25th.

Thems the breaks.

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u/Ultrace-7 3d ago

"When you're born on Christmas

Or the day before New Year's

They can sing 'Happy Birthday'

But, but, but nobody hears them..."

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u/MelangeBot 3d ago

I have 3 kids. September 10, Dec 23 and, Jan 5th.

But we are neither American nor christian so absolutely nothing special about any of these dates for us.

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u/moviequote88 3d ago

Oh shit, that's my birthday. I don't meet many people with it so that's crazy the couple and their damn twins share it!!!

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u/Fidodo 3d ago

Or, it would be awesome because it would be a massive party

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u/LinguisticallyInept 3d ago

i like the optimism, and know im just being a downer, but the point of a birthday is to have a celebration centered around you

what if one of the kids wants to spend their birthday with quiet family time by a lake and the other wants a rager with all their friends over? if you have to celebrate 4 people at once, everyones individual nuances get lost and you just get a generic party

its not quite the same thing but i have two family members whose birthdays are dec 25th, and the sane one does not enjoy it (the 'quaint' one probably thinks it brings him closer to jesus or some shit)

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u/Adams5thaccount 3d ago

sounds like that house has a birthday week to me

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u/AlchemicHawk 3d ago

Sounds like an expensive week to me

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u/lolKhamul 3d ago edited 3d ago

Honestly im fairly certain that as a kid, it sucks. BIG TIME. Your Birthday being the one day thats all about you (even in their view) is something a lot of kids love and look back on fondly. Kids love it. Its part of a good childhood. Your day, your party, your friends, your family. Everyone making it all about you. Its one thing having to share it with a sibling (cant really talk to that) but i assume its not comparable to sharing it with someone else as its a more special bond.

However as you get older, i can see this being kinda great. Obviously speaking as someone who isn’t into big birthday celebrations (as i assume most in their 30s+ are), it kind of makes things easier. You can celebrate the day as a family. Less dates to remember, less stress in remembering what they got you for your birthday and so on.

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u/fr3nzo 3d ago

It does suck, my mom, dad and me share the same birthday. Mom and dad were born the same year.

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u/PRiles 3d ago

My ex, my daughter and me also all had the same birthday as well, it was just a celebration for our daughter so she didn't feel like we were taking anything away from her.

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u/sunshinebuns 3d ago

Were they twins?

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u/Arthasindura 3d ago

Think it could be fun if it is done in a good way

Something like a holiday

Everyone buys small cakes

everyone cooks/buys food and drinks

Festive feels

https://giphy.com/gifs/cmJmdyNCM0XgtUazQl

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u/Weak_Imagination_996 3d ago

This gift is for both of you.....

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u/Bleatmop 3d ago

I share one with my wife. While it was novel at first it isn't as cool as many people think it is. Ideally everyone gets their one special day a year but sharing your birthday takes that part of it away.

It is one of the few complaints I have in my marriage though. And this is an extremely minor complaint in the grand scheme of things.

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u/underwateropinion 3d ago

As a mother who had a baby the day before her birthday, I didn’t care if I shared with the baby but I did care about being in labor or delivering on my birthday since childbirth absolutely sucks. I did worry it might make my kid feel bad to have to share though.

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u/dave8814 3d ago

My mom had a difficult labor with my older brother. Once he was finally out and my mom had recovered she sent my dad home for the night. He didn't realize until he was pulling into the driveway that my brother was born on his birthday at like 1:15 in the morning. Throughout the 80s my dad was probably the oldest person having teenage mutant ninja turtles and transformers themed birthday parties so thats a plus.

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u/actual_griffin 3d ago

I share one with my son. It’s amazing. This would be so interesting.

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u/Necessary_Duck_4874 3d ago

Me and both of my siblings share the same birthday, one is a twin the other is 3 years younger and wasn't purposely born on this day

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u/irwtkyrm 3d ago

I shared a birthday with a girl throughout elementary school and fucking hated it. Every year the teachers would have a special thing birthday kids got to do on their birthday but I never got to do it because they couldn't just let two kids do it instead.

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u/AmArschdieRaeuber 3d ago

Thst's cruel and dumb

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u/KayItaly 3d ago

Well that's a teacher problem and a parent problem! Your parents should have raised merry hell and kept you home for a special holiday the next year!

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u/TotallyInnerPickle 3d ago

Yup... im one of a twin and shared everything

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u/nelflyn 3d ago

been there, not fun (:

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u/Musket6969420 3d ago

“But mom it’s my birthday!”

“OH YOU THINK YOU SPECIAL?!?”

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u/modbroccoli 3d ago

...it's just second christmas. Christmas doesn't suck.

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u/DruzhbyNarodiv 3d ago

Speaking from experience, I agree. I already have to share Christmas with everyone and that's very unfair

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u/SheJigOnMySawTilIPuz 3d ago

My partners family all intentionally conceive so everyone's birthday is in the same month. Like genuinely 80% of the family is born in the same month across 3 generations. Including our two nephews, which I feel horrible about because they have a combined bday party even though they don't share the same birthDAY, they're a couple weeks apart. One of them is still a baby so I really try to focus on the older one the most, get the most presents and spend the most time with him, because I know it has got to SUCK - especially at this time when his younger brother is the cute new thing that everyone wants to ooo and aaa at.

The only reason, as far as I can tell, is convenience. It's insane to me.

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u/SoulExecution 3d ago

My dad and I share a birthday (it was today, actually) but this is wild

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u/basicnecromancycr 3d ago

Happy birthday!

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u/Informal-Lime6396 3d ago

You guy's birthday should be two days long

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u/SoulExecution 3d ago

I like this idea!

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u/AE_R-8_28 3d ago

HAPPIEST BIRTHDAYYYY! I pray this is your best day + year yet, filled with more love, joy, peace, blessings, fun, family, friends, success, laughter, happiness, faith, growth, and amazing memories than ever before! And may there be many, many, MANY more, each far better than the last! God blessya! Love you! Happiest birthday! ♡

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u/SheriffBartholomew 3d ago

My son and I share a birthday, but it wasn't today, so you're not my son.

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u/Cinderkin 3d ago

Merry Birthmas 🎁

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u/erroneousbosh 3d ago

Happy birthday to you both :-)

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u/only-ashes 3d ago

i hope you and your dad had a great birthday!!!

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u/Pussy4LunchDick4Dins 3d ago

My friend and her dad share a birthday. And then she also had her daughter on that day too! Three generations with  one birthday!

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u/ifeelnumb 3d ago

My mom and I too. I thought that was normal for way too long. Do you guys game the birthday freebies as well?

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u/SoulExecution 3d ago

Alas we live on opposite sides of the country, so usually more of a belated/early celebration of if I happen to be home over summer at any point (in this case, next week!)

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u/ifeelnumb 3d ago

The Atlanta Aquarium has free admission on your birthday. I want to be there when this family shows up on theirs.

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u/iglowblue 3d ago

My dad shares a birthday with a guy so famous, we have to move this other guys birthday to the day before and celebrate my dads on the day itself. My dad's birthday is December 25th.

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u/SapphicsAndStilettos 3d ago

Me, my mom, and my uncle (dad’s brother) all share a birthday somehow, never met anyone else who shares a birthday with a parent.

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u/Triggerhappychicks 3d ago

My Brother, his Son and his Sons’ Daughter all share the same Birthday.

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u/hannamarinsgrandma 3d ago

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u/obviousfakeperson 3d ago

I went down the rabbit hole, the murderer was caught. He plead guilty and was sentenced just this year.

Utterly senseless.

https://www.cleveland19.com/2026/05/05/man-guilty-deadly-shooting-viral-garfield-heights-father-will-be-sentenced/

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u/ShadiestPines 3d ago

Sentenced 28 to 33.5 years

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u/silent--onomatopoeia 3d ago

This is horrible, he asked someone for a cigarette and then that resulted in him losing his life?

I don't live in America but that so sad and scary.

Is America really a reflection of Grand Theft Auto?

Ervin-Dozier, 33, tells PEOPLE her brother had left a local bar with his best friend in the early morning hours of Friday and had headed to the gas station.

There, she says — citing video footage — cameras show that her brother asked a group of people for a cigarette, which quickly escalated into a confrontation.

Ervin-Dozier says her brother backed away when he saw that a man in the group had a gun, but, she says, José was eventually shot a short distance away at the Dunkin’ Donuts.

In a phone interview Friday afternoon, Oct. 11, Ervin-Dozier said the family is still waiting for an arrest.

“He chased my brother down like he was prey,” she said of the shooter.

José was transported to Marymount Hospital, where he died at 3:34 a.m. on Oct. 4, according to his sister.

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u/SuicidalAphid 2d ago

Not all of it or even most of it, but there are some really fucked up places here, poverty, gang violence, police violence, etc… I have personally seen some real shit and I have known people to die from violence. A good friend’s younger brother accidentally cut someone off, then he got run off the road and stabbed to death. The killer then went to a popular club and bragged about it. Thats how he was caught. He was just 18 and had graduated high school like 2 weeks prior. What a fucking world.

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u/throwaway19276i 3d ago

I was smiling and scrolling through the comments and got flashbanged with this

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u/Furbs109 3d ago

Hopefully not on their birthday, tragic.

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u/endlesscartwheels 3d ago

Might as well give them the full downer: he had graduated from college that year, and his wife was pregnant with their third child.

I'm guessing there was also a winning lottery ticket in his pocket when he was shot and it was lost in the confusion.

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u/NinjaN-SWE 3d ago

Everyone pointing it that it would suck, I'm of the complete different opinion! It's party for the whole family! 

The kids would share a birthday anyway and this way it's even more special, like a bonus Christmas! 

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u/JamesTheFoxeArt 3d ago

Yeah I think it's sweet tbh

Also happy cake day

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u/No_Region_4719 3d ago

It's a sign of how narcissistic your average person is. Less attention on me = disaster

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u/Tomsboll 3d ago

Being the center of attention is kinda the whole fucking point of a birthday. Especially for kids. Thats not narcissism.

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u/PeanutSauceFanatic 3d ago

‘Therapy talk’ is a cancer on society. People think that just because they throw out a buzzword that makes it reality

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u/ChildONewcastle 3d ago

God forbid the average person have one day a year when they get treated a bit better right, can't believe someones out here calling people narcissistic for wanting to enjoy their birthday

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u/Consus 3d ago

Especially the mom. Now she gets to throw a big birthday party for everyone else on her birthday instead of getting one day off. My mother and I have the same birthday and the people in here saying how sweet it is haven't had to live with it. And I say that as someone who got the good end of the stick.

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u/Frydendahl 3d ago

"We've had one Christmas, yes, but what about second Christmas?"

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u/theTrueLodge 3d ago

People on here are such haters! What an interesting anomaly. I bet it would be fun for the family to celebrate their birthdays together every year as a tradition.

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u/ForsakenedOath 3d ago

As long as everyone gets their own cake!

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u/Connect_Version_1560 3d ago

Imagine ordering 4 cakes and setting the table ,that would be sooo cool or different decorations in the house or combinations of different birthday treats or places to go.It would be like their very own festive holiday.no idea why people are so negative here.

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u/Nemisis_007 3d ago

You'll look extra bad if you forget tho.

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u/Dzov 3d ago

My girlfriend has a brother with the same birthday as hers. And occasionally her mom will forget her birthday.

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u/Rugkrabber 3d ago

A big party every year. It can be a really cool thing if they make it such.

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u/Aggressive_Noise6426 3d ago

Eh it gets old after a while. 

Wife and I are turning 39 in a few weeks, we’ve been together since 14 back in 2001. We have the same exact birthday. 

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u/vvindhund 3d ago

I have the same birthday as my partner, it’s what made us get closer after being in each other’s orbits for a few months! It’s fun going on birthday trips together, getting freebies at places that do birthday freebies, and throwing a big party with both our friend groups.

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u/Krissvp 3d ago

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u/Time_Blacksmith861 3d ago edited 3d ago

I thought she was some doll at first until i read the thing

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u/Far_Distance87 3d ago

Looks Vietnamese ginger with hair extensions from a recent holiday to Trinidad lol

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u/jellooshot 3d ago

Why does the mama look like every major race combined though? D:

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u/maxallergy 3d ago

All I see is black facial features combined with white skin color
But her face looks weirdly discolored
I immediately wondered if there was vitiligo sheananigans going on

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u/tryyeezus 3d ago

Probably anemia from just giving birth

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u/Formal_Owl_400 3d ago

What pulling not one but two living beings out of one's crotch does to a MFer

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u/katastrofe_- 3d ago

The more I've learned about what can happen during pregnancy the worse it gets. NEVER having children bruh 😭

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u/FuzzyJury 3d ago

Lol it's really not that bad. I used to think the same way too. I'm now 39 weeks pregnant with Baby #3. 

For all of my pregnancies so far, while yea being pregnant itself can be tough and same with postpartum recovery, I was always fully back to normal by a couple months postpartum at max. And I mean totally back, like lost all the weight too and was back to my old clothes again, no more residual pelvic pain or any such issues, etc. 

The first pregnancy was harder for me to recover from physically, but still fine. I had some lingering pelvic pain for about 2-3 months. For my second pregnancy, I felt like my old self and totally pain-free by the end of the week after labor. I was back to doing daily walks around my block at that point - and my block loop is one mile long with 270 feet of elevation change, lol. But I  felt so frustrated that I had to wait 6 weeks to fully resume all my favorite physical activities (because even if you feel fine, you have to give more rest time still for your uterus to heal) 

For me, the toughest parts are the nausea - thank God for zofran - and later in the third trimester, I get really bad low back pain from SPD/PGP, but that's largely due to the fact that I have a pre-existing genetic connective tissue disorder.

Oddly, the easiest parts of both my pregnancies so far had been giving birth itself. From feeling contractions start at home until giving birth in the hospital, my first labor was 12 hours, but with under 10 minutes of pushing time since Baby came out on my second push round. For Baby #2, labor was a bit under 6 hours from feeling contractions at home to the hospital. Baby #2 also require basically no pushing - apparently the pushing phase took 12 minutes. C

Also, the epidural is great. The home and car contractions suck, but once you get to the hospital and they give it to you, you can chill and do whatever. My husband and I just listen to our favorite podcasts until it's push time. 

Just sharing because I realize that everyone on the internet just posts negative things, basically because it's a private place to vent, or because the happier things will often have people accusing us of showing off it or something. 

No worries at all about nur wanting kids m, totally get that  and respect. I just feel for only seeing horror stories and everyone assuming that such stories are the norm. 

 

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u/jellooshot 3d ago

The eyes look east asian too. Maybe she has vitiligo, but the image quality isn't great. I'm not mocking her or anything I'm genuinely curious

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u/Milfisto 3d ago

She looks like she won the chromosome lottery...

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u/Illustrious-Ad4179 3d ago

I mean, the couple did not give birth

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u/Specialist-Act-542 3d ago

That's impressive that they all have the same birthday and all, but what impressed me more is that BOTH of them gave birth

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u/indecisivedecider319 3d ago

Was it a planned c section? Pretty common with twins and it's quite the coincidence!

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u/NotUrAverageBoo 3d ago

I’d say if it was planned, then it definitely wasn’t a coincidence.

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u/winterwarm78654 3d ago

They gonna save money

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u/futgrezn 3d ago

Couldn't they take another picture for her sake???

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u/Cultural_Simple3842 3d ago

Agreed. Yikes

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u/a13zz 3d ago

Punctual. I like it.

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u/cez801 3d ago

My wife and her daughters ( my step daughters share the same birthday ). The girls are two years apart.

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 3d ago

I hope the guy doesn't forget the Birthday 😂

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u/Danskoesterreich 3d ago

He looks like he planned it.

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u/awesomeprats 3d ago

well, there are many many factors involved, so we got to give props to great execution of great plan

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u/basjeeee_mlg 3d ago

They literally look like their from ohio

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u/Proud-Confection2318 3d ago

Imbred twins?

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u/FunQuit 3d ago

Thanks for planning your c section like this, mom. Kids absolutely love sharing their special day with 3 other people

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u/TheMensChef 3d ago

Not to be rude, but whats going on with with her face?

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u/bobo_gl 3d ago

What in the uncanny valley is the person on the left?

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u/Oldnbold22 3d ago

What's going on with her

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u/nikkicarter1111 3d ago

Probably anemia and exhaustion from childbirth...? No one looks great after popping out twins.

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u/Yggdrasilo 3d ago

Asian, burn victim, or just extremely tired from popping out a parasite on your birthday

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u/z32xkr3 3d ago

Fuck!

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u/Centurix 3d ago

Plot twist: They were all born December 25th

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u/Life-Oil-7226 3d ago

What are the chances

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u/PerplexedScot 3d ago

Imagine all the money they will save on cake alone

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u/0_Moth 3d ago

No one is gonna feel special lol

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u/miracle216 3d ago

I remember Jim tried to plan birthday party in the office. Didn’t go well

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u/allpurpleeverythang 3d ago

Sounds expensive

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u/Stress6009 3d ago

The money they are going to save on birthday parties😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

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u/ThatKinkyLady 3d ago

My dad's kids from his first marriage were born on father's day and his birthday.

2nd marriage not quite as lucky. I was born on the day that used to be his wedding anniversary with his first wife. And my older brother's birthdday isn't special, which i hold onto as some sort of childish cosmic victory. Huzzah!

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u/ClimbingEffort 3d ago

They could all celebrate it like an extra Christmas or when the kids grow up I’m sure they might want to do the whole “week” or save it for another day.

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u/HouseofFuckery 3d ago

My twin brother and I were born on my mom's birthday.

My parents got divorced ages ago and my stepmom shares our birthday. I asked my dad if he picked her for her birthdate. Just a coindidence.

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u/Mickus_B 3d ago

My dad and his sister have the same birthday. I married a woman who has the same birthday.

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u/WelderNewbee2000 3d ago

Is this not the guy who got murdered?

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u/GrimKiba- 3d ago

It's our birthday comrade