r/BenignExistence 4d ago

Neverending leftover spaghetti hack

My family loves spaghetti, but over the years our tastes have changed. I don't love meat, but I don't want no meat. My kid likes extra meat. My husband wants no noodles but mixes some sauce into his people chow. Nobody eats the leftovers because the sauce soaks in too much and it gets dry and mushy. So last time, instead of making meat sauce, I got air-fryer meatballs. Delicious. When I put away the leftovers, I kept all the parts separate. This worked great, but we ran out of meatballs first so I bought more. Then we ran out of noodles so I made another batch. Then we ran out of sauce. You see where this is going. Now we have a gallon bag of cooked spaghetti, an opened jar of sauce, and a container of cooked meatballs being replenished in the fridge at all times for a good month now. We just heat up our preferred combo at any time and it tastes almost as good as fresh. I'm gonna see how long I can keep this going before we all get sick of it.

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u/user_without_a_soul 4d ago

hang on I need to know about the husband's "people chow"

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u/tjeick 4d ago

My BIL used the term “worker’s slop” when he took me to CAVA. You know, rice, meat, beans, whatever sauces & veggies that make sense. This is the kind of thing I’m picturing.

Maybe OP’s husband is keto or gluten free, so people chow/worker’s slop is a regular for him.

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u/eatmeouttobrianeno 3d ago

I make what I think of as as free form rice pilaf; it's a little different every time. But it's basically this.

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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu 3d ago

Your worker’s slop is my idea of heaven.

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u/LibrarianFit9993 4d ago

Lol I refer to this food item as “kibble.” For some reason the kids didn’t see the humor 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/newtothisage 4d ago

Try calling it"kiddle" , lol.

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u/Spare-Cobbler7442 2d ago

Oh my gosh, we call it kibble at our house too!

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u/Elvisdog13 1d ago

I’ve seen it called boy kibble on tik tok.

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u/sugabeetus 4d ago

It's a term I learned on Reddit that perfectly describes his main diet. He's lost over 100 pounds with exercise, intermittent fasting, and carefully controlled eating habits. He mainly eats one meal a day, consisting of pre-prepared protein (like ground turkey or shredded chicken), a mix of frozen veggies, and lots of spices and sauces.

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u/calimiss 4d ago

So...nutraloaf? Sort of? 😀(Prison food in loaf form...apparently has all the proper nutrients but visually and taste wise pretty unappealing)

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u/sugabeetus 4d ago

When it's all mixed in a bowl it looks like that fresh dog food rich people buy for their dogs. Hence people chow. It's not pretty but it smells ok.

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u/Spare-Cobbler7442 2d ago

I started making what my husband calls a "kibbke" and it's honestly delicious.

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u/broookiecookies 4d ago

A *deconstructed nutraloaf

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u/davis_away 2d ago

What? Vegetables + decent protein + sauce is not exactly prison food. You can make it taste fine. It's not like he's eating Purina Dog Chow. Maybe husband doesn't plate it up fancy but plenty of people skip the ✨ presentation ✨ for their daily meals.

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u/Familiar_Percentage7 2d ago

I think leaving it as separate colors and textures keeps it from prison punishment territory?

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u/holographkid 3d ago

This is what my roommate eats :) we call it his boy slop

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u/secondphase 4d ago

Yeah that got glossed over waaaaay too fast

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u/bespoketoosoon 4d ago

Over in the hypertrophy subs you might catch various recipes for what those bros call "meatslop," which, unfortunate name notwithstanding, are usually different kinds of chili or maybe a Cuban picodillo.

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u/BeBraveShortStuff 4d ago

All the words in the English language and that’s what they chose?

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u/bespoketoosoon 4d ago

They would think bolognese means baloney+mayonnaise. 

These people need our help.

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u/Alien-lifeform666 4d ago

I came here to ask exactly that. Some kind of cannibalism vibe here....

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u/She-Ra-POP 5h ago

My husband created something after college he called “Bachelor Chow” that was ground beef with onions mixed with mac & cheese. He’d make a ton and reheat a portion whenever he’d get hungry!

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u/Cant-take2-muchmore 4d ago

If wanting to save spaghetti but hate it leftover, because as you described the noodles get soggy, I put it in muffin tins and freeze then put the ‘spaghetti muffins’ in a freezer bag for storage. When you want one, or two, three, take them out, place face down on pan and maybe cover with cheese then reheat in air fryer till bubbly. You’ll end up with little servings of something that tastes like the crispy corner of a lasagne vs leftover spaghetti.

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u/Zanthalia 4d ago

What kind of genius-level leftovering is this!? That's brilliant! I'm stealing it, and thank you! 😁

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u/CellistMindless987 1d ago

Frozen "muffins" of everything is the only way to go. Oatmeal, chili, soup, beans, you name it. Pretty much anything scoopable works as long as there's not much dairy.

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u/Zanthalia 1d ago

Please forgive, but why as long as there isn't much dairy? Does it not freeze and reheat properly?

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u/CellistMindless987 1d ago

Yeah, likely to split when you heat it up.

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u/Inevitable_Wait_7652 4d ago

Another option that I grew up with - leftover spaghetti in the sauce, basically pan fried in butter - firms up the noodles and adds a bit of extra flavor and creaminess to the sauce.

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u/QuiteALongWayAway 4d ago

You discovered the XKCD Delicious Cycle!

Relevant xkcd:

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/140:_Delicious

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u/taurfea 4d ago

I’m not familiar with leftover cheese

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u/bjayasuriya 4d ago

Tis but a myth, my child

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u/Alien-lifeform666 4d ago

I know right?! Strange concept…

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u/Technical_Trifle4866 3d ago

Especially when you've paid any outstanding cheese tax.

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u/Alien-lifeform666 3d ago

How can I become a cheese tax collector? I feel that would be a perfect match for my talents. Which consist mainly of eating more cheese than is probably good for me…

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u/Technical_Trifle4866 3d ago

The only cheese tax collectors I've known have been canine, so im not sure how to advise you.

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u/Alien-lifeform666 3d ago

Woof woof!

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u/Even-Possession2258 2d ago

Ahemhmhmh inhale... Awooo... 👀 Did it work?

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u/Technical_Trifle4866 2d ago

Whats that?! Timmy's stuck down the well?!! 😱

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u/donh- 4d ago

Brilliant!

My friend Dave wants to know if you have found the church of the flying spaghetti monster?

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u/suchet_supremacy 4d ago

r'amen

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u/MistressOfProphecy 4d ago

May we all be touched by His noodly appendage!

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u/mzmm123 4d ago edited 4d ago

First off, let's hear about this people chow lol

Secondly, I don't have an air fryer, but I do something like this with frozen meatballs. I live with my oldest autistic son, who doesn't like tomato based spaghetti sauce, but prefers pesto, which I don't mind, but every now and then I find myself craving the tomato-based sauce.

Sometimes I will toss the pesto spaghetti and meatballs into a salad to beef it up, so at this point, I make a full box of [whole wheat] spaghetti at the beginning of the week [son doesn't like rice, so this is our regular staple] make pesto sauce as needed to store in the fridge and have serving size freezer bags of 'regular' spaghetti sauce in the freezer. Occasionally, we stir-fry sliced yellow squash, onions and mushrooms or chicken italian sausage with parmesan cheese to add in to switch things up 😋

ETA: I forgot to mention that I bought a veggie spiralizer this year, so sometimes the yellow squash gets turned into zoodles to toss with the spaghetti. We had that tonight with the spaghetti tossed with the pesto sauce, thin sliced cabbage, onions and mushrooms [with baked porkchops]

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u/10-4ninerniner 3d ago

Brilliant idea to add some zoods to regular pasta!

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u/checker280 4d ago

There’s a cooking school in Brooklyn called The Purple Kale that espouses this philosophy. Apparently both parents were executive chefs when they had kids. They would come home from work and spend too much time making baby food and toddler food - and forget about themselves.

Eventually they decided a plan to make parts of the meal in batches so they can quickly whip together single serve portions as easy as a little of this and some of that. Dishes would come together as soon as they could warm things up.

Garlic would be poached whole heads covered in boiling water long enough to kill some of the sharp bite. Onions would be sauced into a jam. Beans cooked and stored in their poaching liquid which can be combined into a sauce. Rice cooked in the oven (mostly attention free) then cooled and tossed with salt and oil. Add a roast chicken.

These ingredients can be combined into soups, salads, stir fries, bruschettas with next to no clean up since that was done earlier on another day. No waiting to develop flavors because that was done in another day as well.

It’s a great system but requires diligence to replace the parts as they begin to run out.

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u/OvertlyPetulantCat 4d ago

Ship of Theseus spaghetti!

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u/No_Cricket808 3d ago

And today I learned something new and very interesting.

Thank you!

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u/NotARobotDefACyborg 4d ago

You’ve got Spaghetti of Theseus, is what you’ve got.

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u/AppropriateAmoeba406 4d ago

I do this for our teen boys. No one else at our house wants spaghetti that often. 🤢

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u/64green 4d ago

I never store leftover sauce mixed with pasta, it’s always separate.

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u/sugabeetus 4d ago

We used to finish it off the next day so it stayed ok. But it's taking longer and separate was always best.

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u/LowLibrary399 3d ago

I’ve always kept them separate. Anyone who mixes it all together is a red flag. Normally puts sugar in it too. RUN

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u/DiabeticSocks05 4d ago

Amazing! Spaghetti is so great. I might have to do this too :)

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u/MackCLE 4d ago

I always kept cooked pasta of any shape to mix with raw veggies and Italian dressing for work pasta salad lunch

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u/alexandradream 3d ago

Ok Strega Nona

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u/sugabeetus 3d ago

OMG I'm totally her.

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u/theacearrow 4d ago

My family has very different opinions about pasta sauce so we just kept the sauces separate and the noodles plain. No issues with soggy there.

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u/draperf 4d ago

OP, which meatballs do you like?

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u/sugabeetus 4d ago

Rosina Angus Beef

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u/Ghost_Hunter_13 3d ago

What is “people chow”

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u/cascasrevolution 3d ago

i always hate when my dad puts the meatballs away in the sauce. its like a fucking paleontological excavation trying to get one out

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u/slinkslowdown Custodian Of The Mundane 1d ago

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u/Ok-Breadfruit-1359 2d ago

Yesterday we had meatloaf muffins with polenta and veggies. The last time I made polenta, I froze half of it. We ate the frozen half yesterday. Immediately after dinner, I froze the left over meatloaf. I told my family that I hoped it would become a perpetual meal because we can freeze whatever we serve the meatloaf with.

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u/soft_tooth 1d ago

Why not just make exactly the portion of pasta you need for a meal and just make more as needed to go with the leftovers the next night?