r/BenignExistence 22h ago

Some Wikipedia articles I've edited recently.

110 Upvotes

I'm what's known as a WikiGnome. I just happen to read a ton of articles for fun and my editing is exclusively fixing small mistakes that I find while reading--grammar, typos, broken coding, the like.

This is a random sampling of my recent edits, in no particular order.

+Apollodorus (painter).

+Pulsus paradoxus.

+Orbona.

+Déjà vu.

+Ranunculus asiaticus.

+Jean Marc Gaspard Itard.

+Amêijoas à Bulhão Pato.

+Fève.

+Conditum.

+TeleZapper.

+Mr Creosote.

+Maids of honour tart.

+Brushturkey.

+Teeth blackening.

+Raviole du Dauphiné.


r/BenignExistence 23h ago

Understood an entire conversation in a language I'm learning

337 Upvotes

My parents were first gen immigrants. After recieving some terrible advice that they must not teach me their home language as a baby child because english will set me up for life (which it has, but still) they decided that they'd raise me completely english speaking. I don't actually know how they did it since my mother was new to the language and even though my father went to an english medium school over there... he has a strange way of english haha.

Also, they have the whooolleee rags to riches story going on, so "family" over there is kinda evil. Long story short they nearly convinced him to move back there to take care of his mother - when his sister literally lives across the city from her. Oh well, this meant that they began teaching me the letters for their language to prep going back home at likeeee 5ish. I had a perfect accent of both laguages, and would laugh whenever my father said something in a fun way hahaha.

But thankfully we didn't move back, I got a real citizenship instead and the language kinda just got left to the dust. Except for the fact that our parents (I gained a sibling) would speak thier language tons when they aren't talking to us. It is kind of odd, I think, but I don't really know any other way.

By the way, I hated english in school, hated language learning, and was all maths and science obsessed so its not my forte.

At night, my parents would speak downstairs and as I got older, obviously I wanted to know if they were talking about me. So in bed I'd start listening reaaalll hard for my home-name. By the way, its super funny but with an english accent - saying my homename means spiderwebs instead of sparks of light which is super funny - also the reason its my home-name hahaha.

And then with no effort at all - while I was simultaneously learning chinese (in school, I chose it over french because it was easier trust me) and sign language - I started picking up the language strangely really fast. Because I could guess what they were talking about from general context.

I got the music of the language - as in if I wanted to say something, I'd know the beat and I could hum the words but not actually say them. I could also somehow distinguish fancy version and colloquial quite soon in. I assume this is because technically I've heard it all my life but I usually completely tune it out in the day. Anyway, obviously my knowledge was extremely gappy and it wasn't entirely like I associated words to english meanings. It was... is weird.

Fast forward 2ish years, I could piece larger words together quite well simply from feeling the language - though pattern recognition is a big strength of mine. Then another few months, we were in the home country visiting the piranhas family there and obviously they know I can't understand a word they say. Also my parents don't really understand, I can't really explain how I interpret whole conversations, intricate jokes etc no longer with context but often can't give the english definition of a word when asked. And!! I was staring at them as if I understood what they were talking about with eachother (they don't speak english, my and my brother literally sit on opposite sides of the room with whoever and sign to eachother from sheer boredom usually). And I did mostly understand! It was hard, because I'm only used to my parents flavour of the language but thats why I was staring so intensely and they were like uhhhh she comprehend??

My parents said kinda.

Anywayyyy, we were in the store today, and they had whole complex conversation and I can proudly say I could translate it into english!! And reply back too :DD. I no longer have such a great accent but thats mostly because I overthink it. I also know like half the letters. Except for some reason they join letters and create new ones too so theres way way way more to learn. If I want to. But I'm reaaaaaaaaaaallly happy about that. Yay. Thats all


r/BenignExistence 4h ago

Customer Apologizes For This Behavior

180 Upvotes

This happened 15+ years ago.

I’m a Shift Supervisor for a retail drug store chain. It’s Friday afternoon, two o’clock, and my shift has begun. I take a walk around the store checking for certain issues and talking to employees. I get approached by a customer asking if I was the manager. When I confirm he goes on a rant:

“Your photo employee (Jane) is extremely unhelpful and poor at her job. I’ve spent all day at your kiosk trying to get photos done for my dad’s funeral. She told me I had to go to (print shop 5 miles away) to get certain ones done. I have to be on a plane this time tomorrow night to go out of state for a funeral. I don’t have time for people like her to waste my time.”

In the back of my mind I’m thinking something is not right. Jane usually gets compliments and customers telling me she deserves a raise. I apologize and tell the customer I will have a talk with her. I have a quick chat with Jane to ask her for her side of the story. Jane explains that he was a great customer for a few hours, then dealing with the fact that his dad died got to him and he took it out on her. I leave it at that.

Jane left an hour later. An hour after Jane leaves I get a call. “Drug store this is OP, how may I help you.”

Caller: “this is John. Are you the manager I spoke with earlier? I’m the one who complained about your photo employee. Well I’d like to take my complaint back.”

I confirm I am and John continues.

John: “she was great. She went above and beyond to help me. I had to go to (print shop 5 miles away) because your scanner wasn’t big enough and I needed to print programs. (We only print pictures) That’s not her fault. Just seeing all those photos of my dad finally got the best of me and I took it out on her and you. I know you guys get people who complain for no reason but not me. My dad raised me better than that.”

I tell John I will let Jane know and not to worry, everything is fine. I’ve been in a similar situation before and ended up saying and doing things I regretted. John adds in that if I need him to sign or write something to make his complain go away he will. I told him not to worry everything has been handled.

I text Jane to let her know and go on with my shift.

The next day I’m back at work and chit chatting with Jane. Jane tells me that John came in this morning. He apologized and finished his photos. He had his wife help him so he wouldn’t get too emotional.

One of the few times I’ve had a complaining customer apologize for their behavior.


r/BenignExistence 5h ago

On the bus to my live drawing class

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Sitting upstairs at the very back, about to get onto the motorway. Weather’s good. It's been raining the past week, but the sun’s out right now. Almost 6pm, so it's casting a golden glow on everything as it prepares to set.

Just looking ahead, the bus is fairly full but quiet. I suppose it's just people getting off work and from college. I work nights, and it's my day off, so I don't feel “it.”

I'm fresh out of the shower, with a red pin on my hoodie and a plaid green hat, lol. Nobody’s looking at me, and I'm overly concerned about them. We’re all in our own little worlds.