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u/read_more_comments 4d ago

Sounds like nonsense.

Bitcoin has never had a green month after a red month twice in a row when there was a full moon on the weekend prior to the first day of Halloween

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u/ElijahBurningWoods 4d ago

I died trying to understand this

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u/Redebo 3d ago

Bro this is what diligence looks like.

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u/Remarkable-Opening69 3d ago

Even his chart has adhd

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u/Porcellanidae 4d ago

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u/konttaukseenmenomir 3d ago

he can't, he is dead.

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u/wubalubadubduuub 4d ago

Sounds like month-strology

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u/Remarkable_Ad5011 3d ago

It also has never been green on Feb 30th.

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u/k9insea 3d ago

Octobrrr!

We've done this many times.

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u/-3229 3d ago

A... Aurora Borealis! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

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u/19YoJimbo93 4d ago

I’m selling now.

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u/ThePugz 2d ago

I’ll buy yours.

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u/ExpertGur1136 3d ago

Finally someone that understands what happens in the past has no impact on what happens in the future… I’m so sick and tired hearing about cycles that literally keep changing every few months, but all these btc bros pretend to know the future

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u/minsaroo 3d ago

Maybe you should invest some time in technical analysis. Nothing has been a surprise since the ath last year, and the bearish trading structure is still intact. It's not "changing every few months". It's been expected and predictable. Just because you don't like something doesn't mean it's not true. Nobody knows the future, but the past can still serve as a guide. It's the best we have to work with.

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u/rustcoke 3d ago

Why all the technical analysis guys are still poor when is so obvious to do this or that because some trend and some reverse shoulder head shoulders ? Are you going to put your anual salary in the next move ?

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u/minsaroo 2d ago

That's an odd statement, but okay. I've found tech analysis to be incredibly helpful, and it's kept me from making poor trade decisions. Nothing's ever a slam dunk, and the timing is hardly ever perfect, but all you really need to do is to be positioned in alignment with market sentiment. It's been working for me so far. Just saying.

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u/Unable_Beat_3194 1d ago

Okay astrologist

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u/Radiant_Selection- 3d ago

Same folks in this sub scream when the halving is approaching though- so stop

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u/EL_KAIBU 3d ago

Happy Cake Day

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u/mhem7 3d ago

Look into it how you want to look into it, but would you also call it nonsense that October has a high likelihood of being an explosion? Probably not. Just because someone notices a trend, that doesn't make it voodoo magic or cult worship. That just means there were economic factors at play in these conditions that you didn't bother to look in to.

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u/WordsHappenedHere 3d ago

It’s not nonsense to look at data and use it to inform investment decisions. It just means there is a higher probability of a weak September. Yes there are a limited number of data points here but nonetheless it’s one piece of data to consider.

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u/No_Personality5152 3d ago

Si tiras una moneda 5 veces y las 5 sale cara, no significa que en tu proxima tirada haya mas probabilidad de que salga cruz.

La probabilidad sigue siendo 50/50

Aca es igual. A menos que haya un fundamento firme de por que a un agosto verde le debe seguir un septiembre rojo. Es de momento aleatorio, hasta que se demuestre lo contrario

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u/MonsieurGump 3d ago

Poor analogy because BTC price isn’t random, like a coin toss. It’s driven by people’s sentiment.

Instead think of flipping coin with a group of people invited to bet on the outcome. Tell them you’re going to flip ten times and they can bet on some, all or none of the outcomes.

Then repeat the process.

If you do 10 rounds of 10 flips and every time the 9th toss is a tail. What do you think the average Joe is going to do on the next 9th toss?

That’s why we see patterns getting reinforced.

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u/Unable_Beat_3194 1d ago

According to the efficient market hypothesis it is random.

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u/ReplacementBig7068 3d ago

Is this true ?

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u/deadthoma5 3d ago

Lunar eclipse last night changed things tho

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u/Ok_Assistance_2364 3d ago

He did his own research

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u/Capital_High_84 3d ago

Exactly. Always something…
Bitcoin never has a green month after a red month. This is just science.
Red August? Sorry, September is legally required to be red too.
Unless September falls on a weekend, National Left-Handed Hamster Day, or a full moon during International Pancake Week.
Then Bitcoin may briefly consider being green.
Nobody knows why. Not even Bitcoin.

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u/DyehuthyTV 3d ago

Even if this nonsense is "true", at least you have an Uptober pattern! (green) :P

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u/war_wuka 3d ago

"Bitcoin has never been above 100K"

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u/speedingmedicine 4d ago

It doesn't happen until it happens

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u/user_name_checks_out 3d ago

For real. It's a pretty small dataset.

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u/CutFabulous1178 4d ago

Wake me up.. when September Ends..

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u/SystemOtherwise970 3d ago

Do you remember
The 21st night of September?

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u/TheSkunksMisery 4d ago

Good thing I'm colourblind.

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u/Entire-Resolution198 4d ago

Colourblind but still sees red

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u/NoSleepDad2023 3d ago

collarblind šŸš€

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u/crystalpeaks25 4d ago

Anything below a 120k is a dip. So I keep buying

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u/Relentlessbetz 3d ago

This is the waaaaay.

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u/kiloano 4d ago

Based on?

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u/KekoaE 4d ago

His buy-in at 126k ofc, duh

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u/crystalpeaks25 3d ago

I approve this message

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u/kiloano 3d ago

Thas right, downvote me to hell

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u/notokmichael 3d ago

Being based

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u/Broad-Present-8235 4d ago

Don’t know, but after each red September there’s a green October. Look!

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u/kaliki07 4d ago

'Hunt for red october' so that's where the title came from

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u/ElRiesgoSiempre_Vive 3d ago

That book is terrible. Try Hunt for Green November instead.

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u/westhewolf 4d ago

Yeah and not just kinda green, wildly green. Like 27%+ up to 60%

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u/LrdCheesterBear 3d ago

Except 2014 and 2018

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u/shadowmage666 4d ago

Look at October after red tho šŸ‘€

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u/dsk83 3d ago

Per chart October never red on back to back years so this should pump ez?

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u/itsAllGood5021 3d ago

Bitcoin never had a red February after a red Janruary or a green March after a red February, until this year. 2026 is setting all kinds of new trends.

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u/ronelu 3d ago

Rektfencer is part of a twitter cabal (Ardizor etc..) group of 25 people posting non stop slop for engagement and twitter bucks. Mute him

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u/unthocks 3d ago

exactly!

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u/Cecil_Badger 4d ago

September will be a wonderfully stubborn month for those diamond hands of yours. With Michael Saylor currently retrograde to the Ascendant of Fiat, the cosmic energies are pushing you to hiss at anyone using physical cash and try absorbing your daily vitamins directly from the blockchain. Expect sudden celestial urges to bury your hardware wallet in the neighbourhood cat's litter box just to keep it safe from solar flares. A promising romance might evaporate mid-month when you refuse to break eye contact at dinner, loudly insisting that waiting 45 minutes for a crypto payment to clear for breadsticks is your true "love language." Remember, you cosmic bull, cornering the mailman to explain how Scott Bessent's secret currency interventions are a coordinated attack on your altcoin portfolio does not actually count as small talk!

Lucky Block Height: 840,042

Lucky Seed Phrase Words: Abandon, Bacon, Moon, Hopium

Unlucky Color: Central Bank Green

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u/FehdmanKhassad 4d ago

Hahaha. Hey that's my lucky block height too! Are you a Capricorn?

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u/Imbrokencantbefixed 3d ago

Nah he’s bound to be a Mt Gox - Fenruary to smarch birthday.

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u/StormCountone 3d ago

This is top grade satiric poetry šŸ«°šŸ¾

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u/Cautious-Lecture-858 4d ago

I don’t mind if it just drops 7% after July/August +30% rally. Pullbacks are healthy, it brings opportunity for new long-term money on the sidelines that missed the rally.

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u/CARadders 4d ago

And and and! There has never been two consecutive red Octobers. So I fully expect whoever believes this mumbo jumbo to short the shit out of BTC and then buy the dip the month after. Easy peasy.

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u/Safe_Salary_7480 2d ago

nobody knows, dca from october perhaps

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u/Professional_Golf393 3d ago

If you want to use that dumb logic, then look at the October that follows this green August, red September pattern. Huge rise every time.

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u/unthocks 3d ago

I infact, againts this stupid twitter slop post

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u/Financial_Republic88 4d ago

Gamblerā€˜s fellacy

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u/user_name_checks_out 3d ago

Gamblerā€˜s fellacy

fellation

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u/Financial_Republic88 3d ago

Fellatio

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u/Express-Economist-86 3d ago

Who gave you the 0.000013 BTC?

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u/cheebalu 4d ago

Just HOLD….

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u/Infamous-Discount-99 4d ago

Bitcoin is in a long term parabolic bull run against all fiat currencies

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u/hodler1992 4d ago

Bitcoin doesn't care which month it is

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u/EconomicAffairs 3d ago

Since inception average movement price on BTC for september: -3.4%. For April: +13%. Those are just averages, but yes, Bitcoin care which month it is. Seasonality its a factor in almost every asset class.

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u/hodler1992 3d ago

You're still looking at Bitcoin through a fiat price lens. That's not what I meant. Bitcoin doesn't know what month it is and a historical average doesn't magically become a causal force because the calendar flips to September.

I don't hold Bitcoin because I expect every month to be green in USD terms. I hold it because I believe Bitcoin will outlast the monetary system it's currently being priced in. As long as fiat keeps losing purchasing power and Bitcoin keeps gaining relevance in the global financial system, short-term USD fluctuations are mostly noise to me.

So yes, September can be red. It can drop 20% for all I care. That doesn't change the thesis.

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u/EconomicAffairs 3d ago

But why if i just say that BTC cares about which month is it (and this can be argued as the asset present super strong seasonality varing each month) you send me a text about your personal reason to invest in BTC. It just have nothing to do with the thing we are talking.

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u/Nickovskii 4d ago

Ah short term speculation…. What else?

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u/magical_matey 2d ago

We can do some long term speculation as well, we wouldn’t want to exclude people who hype the 4 year cycle. It happened 3 times already and is a bullet proof trend analysis. Also these people are all gambling on, I mean, investing in, this locked in guarantee. You’d be a fool not to put everything you own into BTC now

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u/kepalautakkau 4d ago

historical patterns work great until the exact moment you're relying on them, so let's see XD

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u/user_name_checks_out 3d ago

historical patterns work great until the exact moment you're relying on them

for real my granddad lived every single year up until he died

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u/TheReveling 3d ago

Past performance does not indicate future results

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u/NotASherwinEmployee 3d ago

So the cycle isn’t real?

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u/NockBreaker 4d ago

Going to Zeeroooo! I still won't sell though

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u/CorrectIamThatGuy 3d ago

Bro really just gonna ignore October like that is wild 😭😭😭

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u/mazdarx2001 4d ago

So if things play out the same way, price will crash down to $74k??

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u/komiCWords 4d ago

Sound good sir

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u/outoftownMD 4d ago

It’s never been easier to buy a hedge on ibit puts 2 month out.Ā  Put 5% of fiat worth against near the money expiring early november

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u/AriesThef0x 4d ago

It may be a fact that it hasn’t happened before, that doesn’t make it a logical conclusion it won’t happen now

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u/eman2top 4d ago

It’s very possible that we have a bigger September. With the Iran war, oil prices being high, the AI bubble starting to burst, the fed money printer going burrrrr to stabilize the bond market, I think more money will be moving to risk free assets like precious metals and ₿itcoin.

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u/Upset_Cookie4875 1d ago

LMFAOOO. homie said ā€œrisk free assetsā€ then named bitcoin… thats funny bro

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u/imjsm006 4d ago

Look at the October after those red Septembers

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u/Romanizer 4d ago

So statistically is has to be green for an even distribution. Got it.

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u/j-sadmachine 4d ago

I see a lot of green in October and November anyways

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u/CajunIF1billion 4d ago

Bitcoin also never had a red February followed by a green March, until it did.

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u/TrayLaTrash 4d ago

Is also never gone down enough to wash the gains.

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u/MeasurementNo6022 4d ago

Magic 8 ball says: ā€œOutlook goodā€

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u/Lil_Pown 4d ago

Oktober is almost always green so who cares

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u/fugogugo 4d ago

I also like to do coin flip and predict my future outcome

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u/khizoa 4d ago

Nobody cares about Twitter

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u/SmirkingSkirm 4d ago

Akchually Bitcoin doesn't care about your chart.

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u/Omniwatch 3d ago

Good thing btc love to do what you least expect it to do. If it always did what you want everyone would be a millionaire.

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u/Impossible_Swan_5005 3d ago

Achso...šŸ˜‚

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u/Longjumping-Dog-6852 3d ago

Astrology for men. Pathetic.

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u/mythormedicine 3d ago

Oh my naive friend - you did not look at the position of moon and the direction of the wind !

See yesterday was a full moon, and the wind was blowing from the south. In this scenario green septermber is allowed after a red august.

We have nothing to worry. I have confirmed this with the local astrologer.

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u/kiwipub 3d ago

looks like it never had a red January followed by a red February either

... until it did this year

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u/Mariahausfrau 3d ago

why would it be?

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u/Coindropsfun 3d ago

look at october when that did happen...better hold lol

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u/FIrmW4re 3d ago

So it means it stil can happen

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u/rise_and_revolt 3d ago

Wow a sample size of 5. I'm terrified

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u/MMortein 3d ago

Some people approach crypto as if it's astrologyĀ 

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u/pixelsteve 3d ago

Some consolidated after a big move is healthy

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u/xM1XU 3d ago

Another guy who knows whats going to happen...

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u/Typical-Decision-426 3d ago

History will not repeat itself this time

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u/brdoc 3d ago

Everything follows a pattern until it doesn't

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u/WolfetoneRebel 3d ago

There were never two green months after a red February. Not once ever. In history. Until 2026.

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u/Spiciest_Tuna 3d ago

Sounds like a discount if true

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u/TattooedCFO 3d ago

The monthly net price movement of BTC is not predictive. There are no patterns established leading up to your point of prediction.

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u/WhisperCrystal 3d ago

Just DCA.

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u/Prestigious_Ad280 3d ago

Good..... time to load up

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u/Ok-Amphibian-7369 3d ago

After a while, these price almanacs become self-defeating

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u/Botlenose 3d ago

Bitcoin has always printed 3 green years followed by a red year, repeat. Until last year, it closed red. This is becoming astrology for bitcoiners. The game is changing likely due to Wall Street adoption.

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u/jarviez 3d ago

Honestly I wish I had seen this before fully deploying.

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u/nakedlunch2 3d ago

Everyone poops

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u/idliketoseethat 3d ago

1st time for everything.

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u/metalzip 3d ago

septemBEAR

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u/CrazyButRightOn 3d ago

If it changes, BTC will moon.

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u/Detailed23 3d ago

The only reason it pumped was because of Trump. That means it will dump.

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u/Sea_Addition_1686 3d ago

I miss uptober

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u/Business_South_7956 3d ago

Billions and billions in more capital in the space. Why not say 365 days after peak will be bottom of bear run? Ain’t looking good to validate that…

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u/davidptm56 3d ago

Pattern recognition was a mistake.

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u/ScoreOk5355 3d ago

I put the chance that it's a green September at 50%. It either will be or it wont. Not a doctor

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u/MrDryGuy_ 3d ago

Works out till it doesn't

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u/El_Zilcho 3d ago

Cryptocurrency TA is the new scrying.

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u/Slowcarb 3d ago

Plenty of time for August to turn red

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u/Relevant-Team-7429 3d ago

what a moron

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u/Eyestein 3d ago

Octobers look great tho

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u/Dysonator401 3d ago

By your logic do we just ignore the fat green in uptober?

Historically goes red single digits after green august and booms double digits upside the month after.

Not that I think this happens I just don’t like biased opinions. Maybe it goes up maybe it goes down in either case just sit back and zoom out and hodl. No stress.

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u/2LostFlamingos 3d ago

Man look at 23 into 24… 7 straight green months.

I’ll go for that again.

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u/mothisname 3d ago

let me know when yall want it to drop and ill buy more. if it wasn't for holding id have lost everything lol

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u/Ok_Golf_6467 3d ago

All these rules and patterns... Bitcoin will do whatever the fuck it wants. Macro is flipping bullish and it can break out when it wants.

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u/itemluminouswadison 3d ago

The bones don't lie!

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u/farmboy3000 3d ago

Not if you DCA

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u/davebobn 3d ago

It's a pattern until it isn't.

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u/jbreeze42 3d ago

It will be a negative September and October for bitcoin. Then flat for a few months, then moon again.

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u/IcyTechnology1409 3d ago

"september will be a trap!" Proceeds to end the post asking if it won't be a trap. These bots man...

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u/LyingPervert 3d ago

There is a first time for every thing and also there is uptober after September

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u/_CryptoChromatic_ 3d ago

Wake me up when September ends

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u/2xfun 3d ago

Sure… I hope all the gamblers short it with max leverage… I dare you!

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u/SystemOtherwise970 3d ago

$50k here we come

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u/KanedaSyndrome 3d ago

Sample size is microscopic. There are no statistics to draw from here.

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u/djbaerg 3d ago

This is so dumb.

Something can be essentially random and still happen 4 times in a row - doesn't mean that it will go that way the 5th time.

Bitcoin has no fundamental reason for any particular value, it's driven 100% by market sentiment, and there's no reason to believe that sentiment goes one way in September if it went another way in August.

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u/Mechanik_J 3d ago edited 3d ago

It doesn't matter, the dollar/fiat keeps losing buying power. And the wealthy, institutions, and countries keep accumulating btc. Even though btc is for regular people.

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u/Nice-Range-7653 3d ago

I hope it plays out like every other time….. I’ll take 7-10% drop from here to accumulate some more before the rocket takes off in October and November

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u/InflationSeveral2908 3d ago

Whatever happens in September, get ready for Uptober.

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u/Significant_Mousse53 3d ago

How stupid have they got to find any BS to post?

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u/NHLBigFan 3d ago

It can be actually red.
This, however, doesn't mean BTC will plummet to low 60K or below 60K.
I would like it to see in the low half of 70K somewhere between 70K and 73K.

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u/drKRB 3d ago

It can rain ten days in a row, what happens on day eleven? Nobody knows.

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u/FlyinDanskMen 3d ago

I don’t think Twitter.now is up yet? Is that is x?

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u/unthocks 3d ago

I cant move on from the name

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u/quantum_burp 2d ago

Reddit 😪

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u/unthocks 2d ago

šŸ’€

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u/hoop254 2d ago

Blah Blah Blah whatever, no one knows shit about fuck.

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u/itsjesigo 2d ago

Get ready for pumptober

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u/badbilliam 2d ago

Bitcoin has also never had a green August in a mid term year, yet here we are šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/qmarquisbrown 2d ago

If it does I buy if it doesn’t I still buy šŸ§˜šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Big80sweens 2d ago

Good! Time to accumulate!

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u/Possible-Strategy-48 2d ago

It’s not about up and down so much as ranges, otherwise you could say hardly ever get consecutive green then red months. You need to take events into consideration not just historical patterns as it’s the macro environmental changes that cause the movements.

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u/Possible-Strategy-48 2d ago

So many desperate bears gives me confidence even when stock market is falling

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u/Maximum_Vegetable_MV 2d ago

Love how you’re not mentioning October.

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u/BeemanIT_1 2d ago

You cannot predict the future. Just because the trend in the past shows it, it can still be a wild ride either way. Especially if the clarity act is passed.

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u/Ordinary_Repeat7637 2d ago

Notice how every green August has a green October and 75% of them had a green November too. Gotta love how they conveniently left that part out.

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u/Much-Ad2031 2d ago

I stopped listening to that shit after they said in October it always grows (it crashed last October šŸ˜…)

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u/ThePugz 2d ago

Everything has never happened until it happens.

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u/DrFreakonomist 2d ago

ā€œThis time is differentā€

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u/InflationSeveral2908 1d ago

Load up in September for October.

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u/Flight_Early 3d ago

Absolutely not. In fact, it’ll be the worst drop in history. Wiping all longs, and praising the short sellers. It’s going to 40k.

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u/TurnoverLimp980 4d ago

Just factsĀ 

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u/jasperCrow 4d ago

Crazy how a certain set of facts invokes such a negative reaction to some humans.