r/BlackPeopleTwitter 2d ago

Peter still getting the close ups of "danger to society, ice maker" for the Daily Bugle

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u/BrandonLeeOfficial 2d ago

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u/jman12234 ☑️ 2d ago

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u/LarryCrabCake 2d ago

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u/Its_Just_Jarek 2d ago

Man.

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u/bloody_ell 2d ago

Hits hard, doesn't it.

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u/DesparateLurker 2d ago

I'd start eating his face first. Florida leopard style.

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn 2d ago

I'd start eating his face like I was 3 weeks deep in a bath salts bender.

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u/MothMonsterMan300 2d ago

That guy was having a severe psychotic break that was induced likely by marijuana, of all things, bath salts were just blamed because they were dominating the zeitgeist at that point.

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u/Stepjam 2d ago

It's really depressing that's what's genuinely happening. Like they know damn well what they are doing, but they care more about profits now than the chaos and destruction that's going to happen possibly after they are dead. They don't care if their grandchildren all suffer and die, they are going to be able to afford a second private jet right now.

It's so fucking nihilistic.

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u/EasterZombie 2d ago

Worst part is they are required to do this by law. Failure to put profit above everything else can and will get a CEO in legal trouble or at least fired. In the 1960’s several oil companies signed off on a letter to congress basically saying “please regulate us now because we are fucking things up and we cannot and will not stop unless we are forced to”

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u/lifelongfreshman 2d ago

I thought it was the shareholders they were required to prioritize, not profits? And it's just that shareholders these days will sue anyone who isn't profits-first.

Yeah, it's nearly the same thing, but the nuance means it's not just the laws that are broken, it's also people. It wouldn't be an issue if the shitgoblins who own majority stake in everything weren't competing with each other to put A S S at the top of the leaderboards.

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u/EasterZombie 2d ago

Specifically its stock value which yes benefits the shareholders. When I say profit I meant increased shareholder value which is not the same yeah, though there is also a mode of running a corporation where you prioritize profit and stock value stability over raw stock value because you can dish out excess profit as dividends and that’s also legal to do. Basically the same thing though yeah, and it’s become less common since stock buybacks became legal again cuz now all excess profit goes into pumping up stock value with buybacks.

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u/WildTimberTwinViking 2d ago

Fiduciary duty can lick my doody.

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u/EndIsrael 2d ago

Except they're not required, not really, because long-term planning is allowed. Nothing legally stops these CEOs from saying "our net worth is going to go down for the next five years because that way we can make you lots of money in 20 years when we still exist" but that would trigger a massive selloff since the stock market is all just high-frequency bots shaving pennies every millisecond, and nobody cares about anything more than three months in the future anymore.

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u/EasterZombie 2d ago

The thing stopping them is that the definition of “prioritizing shareholder value” is subjective and would need to be argued in court and it’d be 1 rich asshole CEO vs a government agency designed to ensure the system keeps working this way and a board of dozens of rich asshole stakeholders. CEO loses everytime, especially if you compare the stock trend of the company “looking to the future” vs the ones saying “fuck everything fire half the staff and drill more oil”

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u/doodlinghearsay 2d ago

Worst part is they are required to do this by law.

That's not why they are doing it though. CEO's routinely break the law.

The real reason is the threat of losing their position (as you pointed out), or just poor greed or power maximization in the case of CEOs who effectively have a controlling stake, like Mark Zuckerberg.

In the 1960’s several oil companies signed off on a letter to congress basically saying “please regulate us now because we are fucking things up and we cannot and will not stop unless we are forced to”

I'm not familiar with the exact case, but I suspect this was a publicity stunt. They were actively producing misinformation at the same time, something no court would have demanded them to do, in the name of maximizing shareholder value.

So yeah, "we are required by law to be socially destructive" seems to be an excuse more than anything else.

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u/EasterZombie 2d ago

The wealthy have complete control of the system and can follow or break laws as they please, so yes it serves as a convenient excuse more than any real barrier (though the one time wealthy people do face real consequences is when they attempt to fuck with the money, because it results in other capital owners coming after them). And industries have shown the ability to self regulate when desired / needed such as the film and TV industry. My point is simply that the purpose of a system is its outcome, and it is very easy to see how every aspect of the world we live in is built to ensure that the machine of capital continues to grind its way through society until nothing is left. It’s not that individual bad actors are ruining things for everyone, if they tried to stop the machine they would be replaced by someone else, it’s that in order to become anyone important enough that you could even theoretically have an impact on the system you basically have to prove that you would never turn your back against capital. Sure sometimes people slip by (depending on your standards that could be people like Mamdani, Sanders, Mehdi Hasan, etc.) but they are often still crushed or corrupted in some way (Sanders being robbed of the nomination in 2016 and being pretty shit on Israel, Hasan being fired for Palestine support, etc)

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u/CodnmeDuchess ☑️ 2d ago

This is a massive overstatement, not really true

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u/NEBanshee 2d ago

Nah, nothing about fiduciary duties requires f*cking over humanity.

Because what they've done is pay for laws that defray and even disappear their responsibilities on other fronts. If corporations had to actually pay for the costs of what they do, ruining the planet and risking global environmental and economic collapse would cost WAY more than reasonable and rational corporate stewardship.

Our laws are human choices not laws of physics. And choices that have been paid for by the people profiting from them.

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u/SadSecurity 2d ago

Except they "lobby" (aka corrupt) politicians to not enforce such changes.

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u/Kazeite 2d ago

They've sacrificed our future on the altar of greed.

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u/Bowtie16bit 2d ago

It's Hedonistic, not Nihilistic.

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u/Top-Veterinarian1702 2d ago

Well they also know that AI will replace the majority of those filthy poor peasants, and that they can finally get rid of them.

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u/Funkula 2d ago

They think AI can replace the poors, but the reality is that AI is extremely economically unproductive, and the infrastructure and manufacturing base that mass automation requires is decades and decades away.

We can’t figure out how to build high speed rail and affordable electric vehicles in the US, but somehow we’re going to automate the entire trucking industry?

Our power grid is already failing to keep up with shitty 10 second AI video generators, but somehow it’s going to replace every other industry? The AI that struggles to count to 100?

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u/Salt-Detective1337 2d ago edited 2d ago

"The bank—the monster has to have profits all the time. It can’t wait. It’ll die. No, taxes go on. When the monster stops growing, it dies. It can’t stay one size."

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u/GoddessUltimecia 2d ago

The amount of times I've solved a headache or extreme fatigue with a couple glasses of crisp cold water is in the dozens. I figure a lot of people who deal with similar problems could probably use a couple glasses themselves.

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u/InterstellarReddit 2d ago

Typically anytime you feel off drink a lot water. Being hydrated even improves your mood

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u/CatalinaWineMixerDos 2d ago

I have a friend who tells everyone to have water when they say some ailment or issue. It really does work a lot of the time.

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u/Zebidee 2d ago

Eat something and have a glass of water solves a ton of problems.

Even non-diabetic people can let their blood sugar get crazy low without realising it.

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u/Trosque97 2d ago

This makes me all the more mad at this one diabetic person I know who hates drinking water like "bitch I care about you, drink some damn water!"

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u/YizWasHere ☑️ 2d ago

Bro genuinely... for a long time I neglected hydration for some reason and was only really pounding water if I was exercising/sweating or sick. I was legitimately amazed how much it would wake me up from midday fatigue and sluggishness if I just drank 8-16 oz every hour or two. Was telling my friends about it like I discovered a miracle drug or something lmao.

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u/Mei_Flower1996 2d ago

I think this refers more to those giant nalgene bottles. Some people really do drink those on top of coffee/hydrating foods and their pee is clear, and they think " wow! I am the picture of health!"

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u/pepesilvia000 2d ago edited 2d ago

I mean… they’re very likely to have healthier kidneys and bowels than people who don’t drink lots of water.

I’m not really sure what you’re trying to say here. I don’t think anyone has ever implied that drinking lots of water is the only thing you need to do to be healthy.

edit - added last sentence for clarity

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u/ZoominAlong 2d ago

Yeah I drink about 80 oz of water a day and my migraines are a thing of the past. 

Most people do NOT drink enough water. 

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u/Invinciblez_Gunner 2d ago

Glad I live in Lebanon where we have a lot of rivers

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u/Greg-Abbott 2d ago

I'm glad I live in Pandora where I can fuck my pterodactyl horse with my ponytail

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u/quntissimo 2d ago

wow brag about it

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u/Ryuko_the_red 2d ago

I would rather live their than here. =/ no shareholders to worry about just eywa

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u/rips_n_chel 2d ago

What the hell does that have to do with this? You go to a river every time you need a drink?

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u/VarekaiRL 2d ago

Less likely to be affected by worldwide water shortage im guessing

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u/dewhashish 2d ago edited 1d ago

yallah habibi. the water is so clear and crisp there. i miss it.

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u/anivex 2d ago edited 2d ago

Actually, no. That's not the case at all. Over-hydration is very damaging to the kidneys. I have several patients on dialysis, in their 30s, and each of them used to drink a couple gallons of water a day. People need to learn moderation, that's all there is to it. Extremes of any kind can damage your health.

Telling you this now, because when your kidneys go, you'll realize just how little water you can live on.

edit: OP rephrased their comment without an edit note so this looks out of place, but it's still relevant. Don't over-hydrate either folks.

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u/pepesilvia000 2d ago edited 2d ago

I guarantee you that they did not end up on dialysis from having a high fluid intake/keeping well-hydrated. I am a bit concerned that you have some patients on dialysis and think/believe this?! What is your role with these patients…?

Having a persistently high fluid intake does not cause chronic kidney disease or any structural/functional renal damage.

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u/Weth_C 2d ago

Hopefully they are just an aide or something and not giving medical advice.

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u/LinkFrost 2d ago

Drinking two gallons of water throughout the day doesn’t damage kidneys or cause CKD. That’s only 7.5 liters of water and kidneys can process about a liter per hour. Likely you’re mixing up cause and effect.

Early-stage or undiagnosed CKD frequently causes extreme thirst (polydipsia). When kidneys begin to fail, they lose their ability to concentrate urine. They must flush out massive amounts of diluted water just to excrete normal bodily wastes. This drives the patient to compulsively drink gallons of water to stay hydrated.

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u/GreedyPollution6275 2d ago

each of them used to drink a couple gallons of water a day

Okay, well the image is talking about 40oz water bottles, not multiple gallons. So yeah, the person drinking a Nalgene a day has better kidneys than someone who doesn't.

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u/anivex 2d ago

Right, but the person above me was claiming that over-hydration was somehow better than under-hydration, before they edited their comment.

That's why this is under that comment, as a reply, and not a top-level comment specifically talking about the picture.

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u/LinkFrost 2d ago

The primary danger of acute overhydration in a healthy person is not kidney failure, but **hyponatremia.** This happens when water is consumed faster than the kidneys can filter it (> 1 liter per hour), diluting the sodium in the blood and causing rapid, dangerous brain swelling.

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u/pepesilvia000 2d ago edited 2d ago

Where exactly did I claim that OVERhydration is better than being dehydrated (I assume that is what you mean be “under-hydration”).

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u/Quazimortal 2d ago

They claim you sneak edited it out so everyone here is probably gonna believe that lol

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u/pepesilvia000 2d ago

gosh I added the last sentence just for clarity. my bad. I’ve added an edit note now.

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u/wudyudo 2d ago

Ik it’s possible but a couple gallons? I just can’t imagine how many bathroom breaks that would be

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u/GilligansIslndoPeril 2d ago

Ive done it, but I was literally doing a highly physical competition in the fucking desert. It was all lost to sweat.

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 2d ago

Yeah anyone who has worked doing manual labor in the summer outside knows that experience of drinking an insane amount of water but not pissing once all day lol. It's a weird feeling when you realize how much you drank and how you never needed a bathroom break.

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u/Weth_C 2d ago

I think they were drinking a lot of water due to kidney failure, not the other way around.

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u/icantsurf 2d ago

Does adding electrolytes change anything about this or is it just too much of any liquid is bad for the kidneys?

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u/WolverineJive_Turkey 2d ago

I’m in recovery and I basically drink water like 👍 did beer. Constantly. I feel weird without a drink in my hand lol. But it’s not necessarily for the health benefits although water instead of alcohol is the better option. Actually when I first got sober, I was drinking a shitload of Mountain Dew but that definitely was not much better than beer lol. So water it is for me. When I was actively drinking it was just water or beer so I’m making some progress

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u/iam1whoknocks 2d ago

Dude same

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u/picabo123 2d ago

Peeing clear isn't really a bad sign. Pretending that hydration is the only thing you need to be healthy, I guess? Is anyone actually saying this or are people just proud of themselves for drinking more water?

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u/PNW20v 2d ago

A 32oz bottle is giant? Lmao

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u/NorthWindMN 2d ago

I mean coffee is a strong diaretic, you should definitely drink water with it, and recommended intake for a day is 3l of water. If you actually drink that a day, your body definitely notices when you stop, frequent headaches and fatigue, I work out a lot and drinking that much water isn't really optional.

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u/kolejack2293 2d ago

The water within coffee hydrates you far, far more than the diuretic effect dehydrates you. Two cups of coffee is not a 1:1 comparison with water in terms of hydration, but its very close.

This also applies to food. Around 25-30% of our total water intake is through food.

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u/EmilieDeClermont 2d ago

I am unfortunately one of those people. lmao. 3-4 without trying daily. 💀 I’m aware I’m drinking too much but I end up drinking a whole one with each meal and then accidentally drink too much.

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u/sparkfizt 2d ago

This may not be related at all. But extreme thirst is a symptom of pre diabetes.

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u/EmilieDeClermont 2d ago

I don’t want to know this!! 😂 now I gotta webMD it all night lol.

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u/Twanbon 2d ago

Please do, my brother recently one day told me that he’d been drinking gallons of water a day from constant thirst, explained to him that’s not normal, he want to his Dr and they sent him to the emergency room cuz his blood pressure was “Heart could explode any moment” levels (like 290). Turns out it was diabetes.

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u/rips_n_chel 2d ago

You're not drinking too much water, that's ridiculous. If you are thirsty, drink. That person doesn't understand what they're on about, and they're blowing it way out of proportion anyway.

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u/Mei_Flower1996 2d ago

I was like this when I had medication-induced dry mouth. it has gotten a bit better but I drink too much water with my food and have clear pees at least half the time

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u/rips_n_chel 2d ago

I have a 64oz insulated water jug. I drain it twice a day.

Don't @ me, you don't know shit about hydration.

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u/RickMuffy 2d ago

I live in Arizona. I drink at least that much a day when I'm doing anything outside. Likely push double that during strenuous times. Keep the electrolytes up too. Stay hydrated homie.

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u/Zap__Dannigan 2d ago

Part of me thinks "okay, maybe cut back on the water" isnt a terrible message since my wife carries one of those giant reservoirs with a town's name on it everywhere she goes

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 2d ago

Most people should drink > 100 oz a day.

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u/Peeweeshoop 2d ago

I literally realized the cause of my cluster migraines as a child was from being consistently dehydrated. Thought it was heat intolerance, no I just still didn't drink enough but now I'm sweating so extra dehydrated. So yeah, chugging a nice glass of water can really help as I feel a headache coming on lol. Shit.

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u/LethalInjectionRD 2d ago

40 oz is only 5 cups of water…if you’re an adult who is up moving around for a minimum of 12 hours a day, 40 oz isn’t enough.

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u/Gigantotron 2d ago

As someone who works the grill station, it is most definitely not enough.

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u/ChefKugeo 2d ago

As someone who also works the grill station, I fill my bottle 3x a regular 8 hour shift and live in the desert.

Fuck this article.

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u/Bozlogic 2d ago

As someone who works grilled/saute with two ovens, I’ll drink all the water I want. I refill my Stanley several times a day and I almost never have to pee.

Whats been the average temperature of your kitchen the past couple months?

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u/ChefKugeo 2d ago

I do not track the temperature of the kitchen because if it reads hotter than Tucson itself, I will crash out.

The kitchen is always 80 degrees in my head.

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u/DisposableSaviour 2d ago

My bosses don’t really know shit about kitchens, one of the guys is in tech, and he was like, if I want my office to be comfortable, I’m pretty sure you guys would, too, and so the hottest it’s gotten in our (relatively) new shop is 78°F

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u/nextdoorjimmy14 2d ago

man when I drove for amazon I could easily drink a gallon and a half of water in a 10 hour shift. it's fucking 105f in the back of this van motherfucker, im gulping icewater like a sweaty hungover linecook double fisting his quart container

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u/NoRizzJustLive 2d ago

The entire planet is also warming. It’s been insanely hot where I live

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u/WolverineJive_Turkey 2d ago

I used to work at a factory running a hydraulic press that was like 400 degrees. It was loud and hot af in there. I think I was killing close to a gallon on an 8 hour shift.

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u/Schwa142 2d ago

Average male should be drinking around 110 ounces and women should be drinking around 80.

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u/Mei_Flower1996 2d ago

I think they are implying the bottle is refilled. You also forget, the average adult down at least one cup of coffee a day, fruits and vegetables such as melon and cucumbers are also hydrating, and many foods naturally are rich in water ( such as soup or a bowl of cereal).

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u/Hopeful_Match186 2d ago

Check out the pedantic armchair water doctor over here, did you write the article?

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u/Schwa142 2d ago

Most people are not hydrated enough. Average male should be drinking around 110 ounces and women should be drinking around 80. That's assuming you're getting ~20 ounces of water in you regular diet. Coffee counts, but only about 85% of it because it's a diuretic and causes your body to flush out ~15% of the water you consumer as coffee.

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u/Aggressive_Cloud2002 2d ago

Actually, studies showed that people who consume caffeinated beverages regularly actually develop a tolerance to the diuretic effects, so this isn't true for most people.

I'm also curious where you found that 15% number, I haven't seen that before.

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u/Handsinsocks 2d ago

Yeah the 15% is strange to me too. Last time I saw a study it was less than 1% so I'd also like to know where 15% came from...

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u/MattRecovery23 2d ago

I do construction, I definitely drink way more than 40oz of water everyday

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u/ProcyonHabilis 2d ago

I would wager that the vast majority of people who use 40oz water bottles are not up and moving for anything remotely close to 12 hours a day.

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 2d ago

An ounce of water for every half pound of your weight is what’s recommended.

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u/ExceptionHandlr 2d ago

I’m supposed to be drinking 500oz of water a day?!

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u/Heisenberglund 2d ago

Fuck, I can’t do 500 oz either. I do almost 100 and I’m already pissing a ton. I’ll just live in the bathroom like that.

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u/EmilieDeClermont 2d ago edited 2d ago

The more used to being hydrated your body gets the less often the pregnancy-like-peeing comes! Weird but that always happens to me if I go through a funk and spend a few weeks not drinking the way I should and get back in to it lol.

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u/Initial-Paramedic888 2d ago

More time for memes tho ah ah

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u/Anonymous-tossaway 2d ago

Am I just missing a joke or is this not for someone who would weigh a thousand pounds?

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u/ExceptionHandlr 2d ago

It says 1 oz for every half pound. I weigh 250. That’s 500 half pounds. So 500oz of water. I thought I was doing good drinking 100oz a day.

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u/Remarkable_Purchase5 2d ago

Scratch that and reverse it. Your body weight in pounds, divided by 2, equals ounces of water needed per day. I need 80 oz a day, which is totally doable. I absolutely notice when I don't get it. 

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u/MistyMtn421 2d ago

Then I only need 58oz. I never feel that good if I drink over 64oz. I also have naturally low BP and have to be careful because if I drink too much water without enough salt that day I feel awful.

Also, if you eat fairly well and drink other stuff, you also get hydrated from that. All the fruit, veggies, tea, plant milk and tofu I eat provides hydration.

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u/Squawnk 2d ago

Thats an insane amount of water to be drinking

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u/WillyTRibbs 2d ago

That’s like 20-30oz per waking hour for the majority of adult men. It’s absurd. Your life would be nothing but water consumption and expulsion.

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u/plainoverplight ☑️ 2d ago

they got it wrong, it’s one ounce for every two pounds lol

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u/breathing__tree 2d ago edited 2d ago

There literally are not enough hours in the day haha

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u/turbosexophonicdlite 2d ago

Probably a dangerous amount even. That's over 3 gallons for a 200lb man. You'd probably crash your electrolyte levels drinking that much water every day.

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u/TheBeatGoesAnanas 2d ago

It's 1oz per 2lbs body weight. You switched the numerator and denominator.

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u/chickpeaze 2d ago

there's no way to have a normal recommended amount. I live in a climate where half the year the overnight low is over 25c. I need to drink double what I've needed to in a cool climate.

and when exercising my sweat rates is over 1l/hr exercising. in the cool it's half that.

I drink anywhere from 2 to 10l of water a day.

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u/whitemike40 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z5DB5iEJipjRC

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

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u/SpaceballDarth 2d ago

My god! Being dehydrated can cause a host of health issues: anxiety, skin problems, joint problems/pain, kidney stones and/or failure, UTIs, DEATH! This is pure propaganda and apathy is not going to solve anything.

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u/xzElmozx 2d ago

I’d say about 80% of the headaches I’ve had in my life were thwarted by a couple glasses of water. You’re 100% correct, absolute nonsense

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u/lozo78 2d ago

As a migraine sufferer I'm so jealous of all the people saying this!

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u/ArtroyomsAK 2d ago

The billionaires want us unhealthy, that's transparently clear across society

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u/Throwawaylikeme90 2d ago

I’m taking Lithium right now and when I saw this article drop yesterday I legit started laughing and said out loud “fuck you I don’t need water” 🤣 if I get dehydrated I could stroke out and/or just die from lithium toxicity lmfao. 

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u/AnxietySuitable9596 2d ago

Yeah but have you considered saving water for the data centers?

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u/hoofglormuss 2d ago

they don't care if we die. they want more of us to die so their kids can have more access to oil, food, and electricity

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u/Sixcoup 2d ago

Why the fuck all the people in the comments of this thread freaking out about an article they have read only one sentence from ?

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u/imperatrixderoma 2d ago

Nah I read the article, it's just a crotchety boomer mad that people are carrying bottles with them.

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u/Polar_Vortx 2d ago

Many such cases. They’re probably mad people are wearing t-shirts too.

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u/kazaam2244 2d ago

This [choice of preferred slur] reads articles instead of just getting sensationalized by the headline.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohs81K6uRxuejjHHi

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u/Afrojones66 2d ago

Meanwhile he’s old and crusty wondering why he’s so tired all of the time.

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u/AlphaIronSon ☑️ 2d ago

I mean WSJ could have been a giveaway for that TBH.

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u/VegasGamer75 2d ago

Well, let me see here. They fucked up the economy, the climate, the country, the housing market, the concept of a pension, and just about everything else. So I think that can fuck right off when it comes to my water bottle unless they plan on fixing all that shit.

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u/xyrgh 2d ago

Not just boomers. I work with this one zoomer finance type bro in my office and he negs people all the time on their water bottles (why is it so big, why do you drink from a straw, why’s it such an obnoxious colour) and says why can’t you just use a cup or glass.

I’ve never seen him drink a glass or cup of water ever, just coffee all the time. It’s kinda weird to have this hang up. Tried explaining to him that it’s a bit hard to take a glass in my car, but he said just buy bottled water. He has no clue.

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u/rips_n_chel 2d ago

Tell him to suck shit, wtf

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u/xyrgh 2d ago

I’ve shut him down a few times. I often will drink from my bottle and go ‘oooh fresh hydrating water’ or something equally obnoxious just to try to piss him off.

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u/mrm00r3 2d ago

You should just whisper “she was right” to him every once and again when no one else is around and then pretend like you have no idea what he’s talking about.

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u/D-1-S-C-0 1d ago

Anyone who thinks the media would be involved in a water rationing conspiracy has no concept of how the media works.

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u/mwcoast82 2d ago

That post was written by a data center

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u/lol_Astronutt 2d ago

That's what popped up in mind. They usually put them near bodies of water.

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac 2d ago

That is weirdly true, considering the rise of AI articles.

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u/vicstans21 2d ago

Didn’t they also have an article telling people to skip breakfast or something?

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u/herewearefornow 2d ago

They did.

Eggs too expensive for you? You should skip breakfast.

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u/pepesilvia000 2d ago

even The Onion couldnt make this shit up

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u/vicstans21 2d ago

Yeah that’s it, damn.

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u/DebiMoonfae 2d ago

“You don‘t need the water, let the data centers have it “

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u/EarthBoundDeity_ 2d ago edited 2d ago

The fuck I am. I need 88 oz of water minimum, 16 of those with an LMNT packet, and a magnesium pill at night so my body doesn’t dehydrate while I sleep and get those calf cramps that make you jump out your bed. YALL hydrated enough, not me

Edit: y’all, relax. 88 oz is the recommended amount of water. Same for magnesium. The LMNT packet is because I sweat a lot. My kidneys are fine lol

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u/CrouchingDomo Glow in the dark white ⚪ 2d ago

Just in case you ever need to know: Yellow mustard is good for those cramps. I don’t know why. But if you need to, hold your nose and power through a spoonful of yellow mustard.

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u/worstpartyever 2d ago

Is it because it makes you gag so much you forget your cramps?

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u/claimedmalignantspir 2d ago

From what I have read it is basically this kind of. The pickle juice thing, mustard, and a few other things A1 does it for me. Basically the flavor shocks your tastebuds and gets your body to kind of forget the cramp.

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u/drumquasar 2d ago

Its the salt, potassium, and other electrolytes

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u/drumquasar 2d ago

Electrolytes

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u/FunGuy8618 2d ago

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh bro you gotta get on that pickle juice life

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u/xyrgh 2d ago

It must work, I see so many athletes use it when cramping and they’re magically fixed in five minutes. I do love pickle juice, but normally when it’s attached to actual pickles.

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u/FunGuy8618 2d ago

Oh it definitely works. Only way you can consume that much salt and electrolytes without pissing it out your backside in such a small amount of fluid. To get the same dose of electrolytes, you'd basically need to combine it with too much water to effectively deliver it to your muscles and tissues. And since it's in fluid as juice, your body soaks it up really quickly, compared to eating a similar dose of electrolytes in kiwis or nuts. Each other method also works pre or post workout, but pickle juice is undeniably the king for intraworkout.

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u/turbosexophonicdlite 2d ago

Probably the vinegar and salt.

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u/kolejack2293 2d ago

You can also shoot yourself in the balls to relieve the cramps

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u/EmilieDeClermont 2d ago

I won’t stand for this.. yellow mustard is gods gift. 😂 I literally eat plain white bread and mustard as a lil treat lmao

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u/Islandmov3s 2d ago

Charley horse? How’s your potassium?

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u/ThurBurtman 2d ago

Sounds like you have some other health issues/other circumstances then. I work manual labor in a warehouse with shitty at best AC and don’t need all that

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u/PersonNumber7Billion 2d ago

88 Oz? Do you work as a welder on skyscrapers in Delhi?

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u/HoneyBastard 2d ago

Do Americans consider 88oz as a lot of water to drink in a day?

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u/StabbyClown 2d ago

Why even bring up Americans? lol this guy isn't 300 million people

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u/Additional_Attempt50 2d ago

They want us dead. They control the water, the food, the land, and they’re actively killing us. THIS is the greed described in the Bible

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u/StandardEgg6595 ☑️ 2d ago

Absolutely. It’s why I’ve started an indoor garden, collected canned goods, and am learning to can food. Also have started picking up a gallon of water every so and so grocery trip and keeping them stored. I know that sounds paranoid af but i want to get ahead of worse situations (i.e weather emergencies, or things like what happened in Gary, IN).

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u/iamdispleased 2d ago

Get more involved in your community and demand positive change, help build a future you don't have to prep for

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u/MothMonsterMan300 2d ago

Invest in a few food-grade containers meant specifically for water. Eventually those jugs will break; they're not meant to hold liquids indefinitely and the seals where they're molded together will eventually fail.

I did the same thing for years, then once when a snow storm hit, I went to grab some and half the jugs had failed and let the water run out- and some nasty bacteria and what have you- in.

Can't recall what they're named but there are some pretty affordable 5gal "bottles" that have carrying handles, a secondary valve for pouring evenly, and they can be stacked/lock into each other. We have about 20 of them and rotate the water out every other year, each with half a cap of bleach.

Good call/forward thinking though. There is a time coming where a lot of people will be exceedingly grateful for the rice and beans their crazy pepper family members have been hoarding. Maybe sooner than is the intention, the way the FDA has been cast aside and the entirety of our food chain has been completely compromised and now frozen blueberries can make you shit yourself to death like we're in covered wagons headed west. Ffs.

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u/holy_ninja 2d ago

Only data centre and billionaires need extra water

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u/Truelies422 2d ago

They will do everything except do the right thing

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u/manny_the_mage ☑️ 2d ago

40oz. is only 30% of a gallon...

yeah they're about to have people waiting in line for hours to get drinking water.

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u/DownvoteDaemon ☑️|Jay-Z IRL 2d ago

/r/hydrohomies down bad..

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u/AccomplishedIgit 2d ago

Oh my god they really are preparing us! This timeline is messed up.

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u/Talisa87 2d ago

This is literally the speech that the bad guy in Mad Max: Fury Road made. Telling his slaves that water is 'addictive' so he can get away with rationing it.

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u/TyranusAura 2d ago

Soon they’ll be telling us daily showers are bad for your health too

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u/herewearefornow 2d ago

You're 16 years too late https://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-JB-12924

It went from skipping daily showers to save water to drinking less water for better health.

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u/McIntyre2K7 ☑️ 2d ago

Soon. They have been doing that for some time now with those sprays you can use on your whole body...

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u/rglurker 2d ago

This is fake right ? Right ? If it's not that's literally what this is for. They are priming us

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u/MaeMoe 2d ago

I mean, if you’re draining that 40oz water bottle twice an hour every hour then yes, maybe stop drinking water before you die of water toxemia. If you’re sipping away throughout the afternoon and refilling once or twice a day, you just carry right on.

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u/Craneteam 2d ago

But think about the poor, thirsty data centers?

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u/blister-in-the-pun 2d ago

I’ve always drank at least half my body weight in oz per day. (I’m 180 lbs) so I drink around 100 oz a day on average and my pee is clear to light yellow on average. I’d say listen to your body.

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u/affectionateanarchy8 2d ago

"8 cups a day is a myth"

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u/ThirdHandTyping 2d ago

Sounds like the Wall Street Journal owner, Jeff Bezzos, is trying to up the profit margin on his new data center operations.

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u/E4g6d4bg7 2d ago

Bezos owns Washington Post not WSJ

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u/Other_Vader 2d ago

Getting a Hydroflask and realising ice cold water is delicious and I can have it all the time is genuinely life changing.

I get upset when I forget to bring my water bottle out.

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u/NeverNotOnceEver ☑️ 2d ago

Imagine living in the most technologically advanced era of human existence and people struggle and resources are limited ALL because rich motherfuckers don’t feel they’re rich enough.

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u/Bozlogic 2d ago

Dawg, the kitchen I work in has not been below 95F in like three months. I’ve been refilling my 40oz Stanley cup probably 8 times a day and I don’t pee a single time throughout my 10 hour shift.

I’ll drink the necessary amount of water, thanks.

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u/Kazanova37 ☑️ 2d ago

Water scarcity was already a problem (i.e. Colorado river, parts of Arizona, fracking contamination), and that's before the push for data centers which will consume lots of water.

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 2d ago

This is the alcohol industry that lost close to $80 billion having WSJ do their bidding. They need the youngins to start being alcoholics again

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u/Ok_Anxiety_5414 2d ago

Wrong, the article directly states that alcohol is bad way to get fluids as it "makes your body lose water".

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u/Robdon326 2d ago

We drink when were thirsty...Our body's tell us after 300k years over evolution

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u/ExtentAggravating733 2d ago

Maybe 5% of an average person's water usage is drinking water

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u/Medium_Historian_178 2d ago

Shooot I’m drinking water rn

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u/Strength-InThe-Loins 2d ago

"And in food, you've had enough to eat."

--North Korean TV in an episode of 30 Rock.

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u/thechptrsproject 2d ago

Tbf, a lot of health and wellness trends as of late are being a bit over abused. Electrolytes and protein are being pushed heavily because of ozempic and glp-1 usage, and there is a such thing as being over hydrated relative to activity levels

Please note: hydration and supplement use relative to activity levels. There’s a difference between office workers and laborers in these regards

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u/Dudewhocares3 2d ago

How about you get rid of the data centers that are fucking with the water?

And if the shareholders got a problem, buy em some dildos, open them an OF account, and have them get paid fucking themselves for a change

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u/dear_deer_dear 2d ago

Didn't Texas just eliminate all workers rights protections regarding working in extreme heat too?

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u/JustApricot798 2d ago

This literally has to be state sponsored propaganda - no one would think this is a great article to write out of the blue.

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u/1BubbleGum_Princess ☑️ 2d ago

To be fair, this is something people have been looking into for years.

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