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Events The Utah African Festival

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u/malkebulan 🤟🏾🤟🏽🤟🏿 23h ago

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u/The_Dutch_Angel 👀 Lurker 23h ago

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh — all of us seeing this

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u/Many-Lead-4543 21h ago

came here for this and was not disappointed...of course its the top comment. take my poor man's award

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u/OkSupermarket4647 23h ago

First thing that came to mind

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u/malkebulan 🤟🏾🤟🏽🤟🏿 23h ago

Of course, she’s the poster girl for unseasoned twerking

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u/ukhaus 23h ago

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u/tacosauce93 20h ago

Nahhh you murdered me wit this one 💀💀

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u/OutrageousToe6008 17h ago

Oh, shit! No you did not!?

Hahaha! This was good.

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u/Extension-Fall-4286 11h ago

💀💀💀💀

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u/Extension-Fall-4286 11h ago

💀💀💀💀

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u/mynamebeluna 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/sOAJ75fxkm6iukstKu

What the actual fuck is this shit....Da fuck, seriously-- Utah mormons, the fuck you putting in your sodas?

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u/JewelsLongCox 23h ago

To be honest with you, energy drinks. I just learned recently that Mormons mix energy drinks into everything instead of alcohol. So yes, mix energy drinks with sodas, with orange juices and etc.

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u/itsdainti 23h ago

Don't Mormans not drink coffee or tea because of the caffeine? So why are they drinking energy drinks?

You know what. Maybe I don't want to know. These are the same folks that came up with soaking. Clearly their mental gymnastics skills are better than mine 😂

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u/CycadelicSparkles 23h ago

I think technically the rule was originally about hot drinks, not caffeine. 

But they drink hot chocolate. Which also has caffeine, so 🤷‍♀️ It's just loopholes all the way down.

Fun fact, Mormons aren't allowed to drink alcohol because Joseph Smith's wife got sick of him having all his Mormon buddies over and them all getting drunk, so instead of being like "we gotta cut back, boys" he was like AN ANGEL OF THE LORD HAS TOLD ME IN A REVELATION FROM GOD THAT MORMONS MUST NEVER AGAIN DRINK ALCOHOL. Because he was super normal and chill like that.

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u/ScienTwist3aD 21h ago

This was AFTER he read the prophecy's from a golden tablet, by sticking his head in a hat so no one could see what he read. Read the history of the LDS church from an outside perspective, or treat yourself to the Mormon Series from Last Podcast on the Left. Wild stuff.

Source: dirty sinner raised amongst mormons

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u/beegboo 20h ago

South Park actually did an amazing episode on it too.

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u/Ill_Rutabaga_368 20h ago

I’m betting his wife told him he wasn’t allowed to drink anymore and instead of being sober around drunk friends or divorcing her he made it so his friends weren’t allowed to drink either.

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u/JackOfAllStraits 8h ago

Oh, I don't think he cared all that much about what his wife thought. *looks over at the other wives*

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u/patrickwithtraffic 16h ago

This is literal cult leader shit. Like straight out of the playbook of Syn-Anon, who are like the blueprint for every cult of the last century.

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u/carbon_made 12h ago

Oh yeah? Well another angel of the lord told me your angel of the lord is full of shit and even has a side business turning water into wine and selling it to the cherubs in exchange for the stuffing in their fluffy clouds.

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u/Jerseyd422 13h ago

And thus Mormon Amateurs was born

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u/GreyCrone8 23h ago edited 20h ago

About the coffee and tea, the real reason was Joseph Smith was being petty because they were drinks women drank during social occasions. He did it in response to his wife Emma asking him and his guy friends to stop spitting tobacco on the floor like slobs.

ETA: also alcohol because the guys were getting wasted and Emma was fed up with it.

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u/Mot6180 23h ago

😂😂😂 There was a life before I learned about soaking, and the life that's been happening since that day.

It's a quirky bunch of repressed people out there!

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u/systemic_booty 22h ago

They can't drink tea or coffee because Doctrine and Covenants says no "hot drinks" which at the time meant tea and coffee. There is no rule against caffeine specifically. So hot decaf coffee = bad. Iced frappuccino = bad. Boba tea = bad. 10 red bulls mixed into Coke topped with coconut cream and nerds candy = holy and good

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u/MsTLontheDL 17h ago

Let the church say “AMEN!!!”

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 23h ago

Soaking was a joke that became real. I think they loosened the rules on caffeine

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u/luxii4 23h ago

I think it was based on something. Not Mormon but remember the first guy I dated, I told him I didn't want to have sex because I didn't want to get pregnant and he kept begging to just put it in, not move around or anything. He was pretty persistent. Also, spoiler alert, teen boys beg you to do one thing and you might do it thinking they will stop bothering you but no, they always want more.

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u/MsTLontheDL 17h ago

Inquiring minds want to know, did you have a boy or girl??? 🧐

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u/JackOfAllStraits 8h ago

The human race might exist today simply because teenagers are stupid.

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u/snitch_juice 23h ago

Had too much to eat. Let me loosen up these…………..true religions

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u/Specific-Library-312 23h ago

What...what is soaking?

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u/InTheseTryingTime5 23h ago

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u/Denim_Diva1969 22h ago

Omg…. The graphic depiction is hilarious🤣🤣

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u/Specific-Library-312 19h ago

Sorry I asked. But that's my fault. Thanks for at least letting me know that I am downright sane compared to at least some people.

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u/TearRevolutionary686 22h ago

And then you get a friend to jump on the bed.

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u/no_rest_for_the 23h ago

They about them loopholes.

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u/jackfreeman 23h ago

So many that I don't know why they bother with the cult in the first place

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u/I_am_BrokenCog 23h ago

what's a loophole without a cult??

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u/gustin444 20h ago edited 20h ago

Just as importantly, what's a cultloop without a hole?

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u/Daddysu 23h ago

Especially the ones that rhyme with loophole!

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u/mynamebeluna 23h ago

Well shit, that may explain the crazy energy but not the foolishness at display lol. I'm all for you know, sharing culture specially in the regions lacking melanin and tbh lacking culture themselves, but this ain't it..like at all. This was painful to watch.

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u/itsdainti 8h ago

The LDS Church's official doctrine about Native & Black Americans (which was only lifted in 1978) explains the foolishness.

Meanwhile, they believe that magic underwear will protect them from us. 💀

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u/MsTLontheDL 16h ago

FACTS!!!

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u/CathedralEngine 21h ago

The funny thing is that they probably learned all of this in Africa while on their missions. In a state with less than 1,000 Black people, this is probably the closest Utahns will ever get to experiencing Black culture.

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u/MsTLontheDL 16h ago

Sad but TRUE.

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u/Parking-Profession94 23h ago

Damn, this looks real. FWIW:

Overview of the Utah African Festival

The Utah African Festival, specifically the Afro Utah Festival, is a vibrant cultural event that celebrates Afro heritage and diversity in Utah. It showcases various aspects of Afro culture, including music, food, fashion, dance, and art.

Event Details

Date and Location

  • Date: September 5, 2026
  • Location: Salt Lake City, UT
  • Entry: Free for everyone

Festival Highlights

  • Cultural Celebrations: The festival features a rich tapestry of Afro-global cultures, promoting unity and understanding among diverse communities.
  • Activities: Attendees can enjoy:
    • Live music and dance performances
    • Delicious food from the African diaspora
    • Engaging workshops that promote cultural understanding

Community Impact

The Afro Utah Festival is organized by the GK Folks Foundation and serves as a platform for individuals from various Afro-descendant communities to express their cultural pride. It aims to foster community empowerment and inclusion across Utah.

This festival is an excellent opportunity for attendees to connect with the Afro community and celebrate the richness of Afro cultures.

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u/animorphsrewriter 23h ago

I'm happy to see Africa celebrated,. Their hearts are in the right place, even they're a lil goofy.

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u/Apoordm 22h ago

Yeah it does seem like they’re trying. It’s like what Hank Hill would do.

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u/Mind_The_Muse 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🖤🩶🤍🤎 22h ago

I'm not saying this IS what is going on, but that it miiiiight be what was going on:
I've gone to a number of black culture festivals where people of that culture present, educate, perform etc., and then they invite *everyone* to try participating (sometimes called workshop). I've never been put in garb, but it would have done the function a huge disservice to have videoed me botching something I didn't know how to do, and then the internet thinking that was the whole event. Of two hours it was maybe 20 min of practice and try. I also know that in places where there is a smaller black population (which is in itself an indicator of problematic shit) there are still people who want to support, and spread awareness of other cultures, and will be added to a black run music group to fill out their numbers.

I always gotta look into any cultural specific groups that have white people in it to why there are white people, I used to just reject it, but now see how there are some instances of allyship that are doing their best to support their local community, and asked to do so by the cultural group.

That being said, it's still super cringe on it's own >.<

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u/Mind_The_Muse 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🖤🩶🤍🤎 22h ago edited 22h ago

JK, just saw the other video and if def looks like a mormon missionary thing where they pat themselves on the back for having adopted the culture they studied to try to convert them.

Just did a bit more digging, this was hosted by JustServe volunteer program funded and ran by the church of latter day saints. So yeah, def mormons showing off their adopted cultural identities through the study of cultures they have to go be in while they try to convert the local population to the church (*cough* colonialism *cough*)

I did however find Afro Utah Festival which look like absolute fire!!

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u/whyliepornaccount 20h ago

A culture that they considered cursed and banned from membership until checks notes 1978 when their leader basically said "ya, so like me and God talked and he said black people are OK now".

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u/Ambitious-Pirate-505 23h ago

I'll be honest, the fact that this is even allowed in Utah is shocking but if it makes one less racist person then, I see that as a positive. Because Utah is....well you know

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u/No-Cranberry-2969 23h ago

Right. Better than nothing. Better than what they had.

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u/VileBill 18h ago

I know. And the random black Mormons confuse me.

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u/PreviousZone6742 17h ago

Brainwashing works 🤷‍♂️

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u/Shot_Comparison2299 14h ago

Same. At first, I was like WTH is this. Then, I thought about. Thought about my experiences there. This is a solid step in the right direction.

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u/Emawk1972 23h ago

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u/Heyitsgizmo 21h ago

This gotta be my favorite meme of late 😂😂

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u/Emawk1972 21h ago

I cannot tell you how bad I lol at this one.

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u/keyserholiday 23h ago

We know they have raisins in the potato salad.

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u/suejaymostly 23h ago

And the jello salad too.

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u/SabbyFox 17h ago

And too much mayo in everything

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u/SpindleDiccJackson 23h ago

Excuse me, the Utah What Now?

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u/keyserholiday 23h ago

The Rachel Dolezal Festival 🤪🤪🤪

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u/YouHadMeAtTaco 23h ago

Is she dry heaving? She looks like my cat when my cat throws up a hairball.

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u/blackout-loud 5h ago

😤😂

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u/wyar 23h ago

Utah has a huge international scene, and it’s for all the wrong reasons

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u/Playful_Champion3189 21h ago

Explain please.

Is it polygamy?

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u/foxy-coxy 20h ago

I assume its due to Mormon missionaries being sent all over the world.

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u/wyar 20h ago

Bingo. It’s cultural erasure, whitewashing, and appropriation because white Mormon Jesus loves everyone equally, but some people more equally than others.

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u/heretakemysweater 23h ago

Can confirm.

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u/1994californication 23h ago

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u/SabbyFox 17h ago

The white man beating the drums was looking at that blonde woman trying to twerk the same way that Bart is looking at his mom 🤣

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u/suejaymostly 23h ago

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u/Previous-Soft-8127 18h ago

Ooooooooooo…. Oooooooooooooooooooo……………

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u/DiversifyYoBondzNuca 23h ago

Actually got Mr. McFeeny on the tribal drums, wild!

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u/RabidWalrus 22h ago

I've never seen someone try to break their own back in real time 🤔

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u/Different-Fall-683 23h ago

oh dear....

having had a LDS boss, this absolutely tracks with his culture of telling other cultures they need more white baby jesus

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u/DAntoinette_Travel 22h ago

I wasn’t ready for the Rachel Dixieland mention 😂😂😂😂

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u/CodenameWhodie-san 23h ago

Ay bruh 😭😭😭😭 it's triggering the PTSD of actually experiencing a white woman named Sarah bring raisins in the potato salad to the potluck at work.

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u/carbon_made 12h ago

I’m kind of really thankful right now that in my 50’s I have yet to experience raisins in potato salad and more that I’ve never even heard of anyone doing this until this sub.

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u/Lovablelulu1982 21h ago

Is this what happens when you run out of Black Folks? Its like the Macy Day Parade for Thanksgiving. All the Native Americans were Puerto Ricans 🤣🤣😭😭

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u/Traditional_Layer790 21h ago

This reminded me of that woman  who tried break dancing at the Olympics. 

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u/King_Muncheez412 22h ago

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u/Chare1155 13h ago

This is the exact face I was making watching it🤣

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u/VinnieVidiViciVeni 23h ago

Utah and Africa not being in the same sentence reminded me of my cousin letting the Hebrew Israelites get in her ear and convince her that if you walk the Grand Canyon, you can get to Africa.

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u/GigglyLulu 11h ago

Uhm. The black people who are going along with this playing the instruments need their cards revoked too.

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u/mattypatty88 23h ago

As a fair-skinned South African, please stop.

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u/Maximum_Trade5916 20h ago

What in the raisins in potato salad was that !

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u/numbmillenial 23h ago

There's more: https://www.facebook.com/reel/2542144232939987

Utah is not a real place. Can't be.

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u/ike_tyson 23h ago

Im all outta being pissed off but I think I can muster up a little something something for the occasion.

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u/Aggravating-Basil495 22h ago

That lady gon get a damn spinal injury doing that shit 😂😂😂

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u/BigPapaLegba 22h ago

Im... so conflicted.  

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u/bylebog 22h ago

It must be twizzlers because neither jelly nor jam moves like that.

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u/RazzSheri 21h ago

Only one lady was performing—- and it also seemed to be the only one with melanin… coincidence?

Btw, please take down this footage of my biological mother trying to twerk and be “diverse”—- it’s really embarrassing for my life and soul.

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u/Blue-Cohosh 21h ago

What is wrong with my people? I mean, let's be honest, not the worst thing we've done by a long-shot, but damn.

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u/Gooseberree 18h ago

THERE ARE NAZIS IN THE STREETS. RACHEL DOLEZAL IS NOT OF CONCERN. Carry on.

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u/First-Definition-119 17h ago

Especially here in Utah. I had no clue this was a thing.

Thats Liberty Park; its the 'central park' of SLC, and is home to an Aviary, a bunch of people that sleep/sell drugs out of their vans/rvs during the day, volleyball tournaments, and Sunday drum circle that is a bunch of people doing drugs and trying to scrub the "Mormon" out of their souls – I promise you, that man on stage was 1 of maybe 7 ther there that day because the rest of us are keeping our mfin heads down while Patriot Front goes around putting up posters and actively recruiting in the SL Valley

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u/OaktownEagle02 17h ago

Not counting the Utah Jazz, how many Black people are there in that state really?

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u/REACHER1212 14h ago

Utah is not for the brothers

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u/XIPWNFORFUN2 23h ago

Ok the twerking girl was bad but the other two were pretty good.

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u/ITZOURTIMENOW 22h ago

Well, I saw a Polynesian woman in there, and they are melanated……
https://giphy.com/gifs/siMw2eNSuEpigLwcuA

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u/Overall_Piano8472 21h ago

I'd rather the white people be cringe than hateful.

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u/OkIncrease662 23h ago

Wtf is she doing🤣😭

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u/BBBaggins504 22h ago

He said 10th annual, not enough blacks in Utah to season this festival?

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u/Mind_The_Muse 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🖤🩶🤍🤎 22h ago

Just did a bit more digging, this was hosted by JustServe volunteer program funded and ran by the church of latter day saints. So yeah, def mormons showing off their adopted cultural identities through the study of cultures they have to go be in while they try to convert the local population to the church (*cough* colonialism *cough*)

I did however find Afro Utah Festival which look like absolute fire!!

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u/Significant-Bet4545 21h ago

Put yo back into it

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u/FirmlyClaspIt 20h ago

White dude looks disgusted lol

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u/FiringNerveEndings 17h ago

The reaction commentary was useless and cringe of its own variety

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u/nofregginidea 15h ago

As a utahn I agree with the black delegation. People need to stay in there lane.

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u/Arponare 23h ago edited 23h ago

I’m irrationally angry that Utah kept the name Jazz for their basketball team. They should just rebrand to the Utah Baking Soda Bandits or some shit.

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u/JayyyyyBoogie 23h ago

The Utah Manilows

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u/SabbyFox 17h ago

The Utah Mayos

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u/GoodVyb 22h ago

I saw Utah and that explained alot

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u/Mean-Win-2930 21h ago

Mexican delegation would like to re patriate our avocados from the whites as they don’t know wtf they’re doing with them

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u/N1BugUp 23h ago

Bloody hilarious 😂

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u/InterestBear62 22h ago

What would possess those people to do such a thing?

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u/Independent_Low1821 22h ago

🤯😂😂😂

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ebb-574 22h ago

That's fine with me... we're not African we are the aboriginal people of this land. We're the only people that have been through several name changes and the only original habitants that weren't pushed into the outskirts like all the other countries that were colonized. That's why they're always coming up with plots to wipe us out. We are the only group that want to be black in every lifetime...we know who we are and we're proud✊🏾

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u/StarbrryJuice 20h ago

Uhh yes. I’m for monetizing our culture so long as it’s us benefiting from it. If somebody black got paid for this then that’s a win. ✊🏾😂

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u/Kinderversion 20h ago

lol!! “At no point should Utah and Africa be in the same sentence”! I would have loved to see some spitting of the Maasai happening! I would have loved to wish all those ladies good luck! Lol!!

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u/Twinless_kings 18h ago

Yeah, so what the festival of Europe was taken. And what is that brotha on the mic doing there.

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u/Fluffy-Example008 16h ago

FFS, chill out, don't act like the idiots who scream every time they see a black person in a film!
But it's true, what kind of twerking was that:))?

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u/Unlikely-Low-8132 16h ago

They don't like us, but want to be us.

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u/Lukewarm_Sushi 13h ago

Wat da hell…

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u/simontempher1 12h ago

Always embracing the ones that will deny your promotion at work. This momentary entertainment for them

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u/charlesmaree 10h ago

Y’all could’ve kept this trolling mess to yourself.

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u/vaderhater777 6h ago

She looks like a cat about to cough up a furball

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u/BrianOBlivion1 23h ago

“Twerking” is from New Orleans which retained substantial West African cultural influences despite slavery, and it originated from Mapouka, a dance/music tradition from Côte d’Ivoire that entered the Ivorian music scene in the early 1990s, during the rise of zouglou and the increasing influence of dancehall and hip-hop. Mapouka itself was controversial in Côte d’Ivoire and the government even banned it from public performances and television after complaints that it was sexually obscene and debased Ivorian cultural heritage.

Lupita Nyong’o is Luo, one of Kenya’s major ethnic groups. Côte d’Ivoire is over 3,000 miles away on the other side of the continent. Different peoples, languages, histories, political formations, musical traditions, and cultural trajectories. Kenya and Côte d’Ivoire aren't interchangeable any more than New York and Los Angeles are. Africa is a continent, not a country, and it is arguably the most culturally and genetically diverse continental landmass on Earth. Reducing thousands of peoples and radically different histories to a Marcus Garvey/Lion King cartoon version of “Africa” risks looking just as ignorant as these Mormon's are who are so sheltered they don't even realize how ridiculous they look.

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u/splorng 22h ago

You know who else is Luo?

https://giphy.com/gifs/2gxvLAo2N5CYU

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u/BrianOBlivion1 22h ago

Yes I know his father was Luo, and they are in no way similar to the Akan.

Also ironically enough his full blooded Luo half brother Abon'go Malik is a big Trump fan.

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/us-election-kamala-harris-donald-trump-barack-obamas-republican-half-brother-says-he-will-vote-for-trump-6501607

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u/washurdamnhands9164 23h ago

I want to know who's ideal that was.

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u/Fresh_priince 23h ago

This video needs more context tbh. Show the rest of crowd. Everyone looked like they were having fun

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u/Oluron 21h ago

And not a single ass cheek moved that day!

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u/Beginning-Boss-220 20h ago

Her body looks like it’s gagging

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u/Solid_Newspaper8265 23h ago

Avocado in Jollof sounds fire

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u/PassionateYak 23h ago

I think it's fine if they actually put some real effort into it

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u/f3ar13 22h ago

i mean.....atleast they not part of the white pointed hooded club rite? especially since its Utah

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u/Extension-Figure2011 23h ago

Isn't Lupita Mexican?

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u/AccomplishedBid5867 23h ago

By birth. Both her parents are Kenyan.

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u/washurdamnhands9164 23h ago

You know its bad when you don't have "real Africans. Or are they mocking us. Like that is awful. I don't know if I should laugh or be mad.

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u/Eye_ogongo 23h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

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u/Historical-Ice-6752 22h ago

How is this the 10th delegation? How did we let this shit get this far?

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u/Blank_Federal_Box 22h ago edited 19h ago

Ok, but is it bad to think avocados in jollof rice would be kind of 🔥

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u/Zealousideal_Row6683 22h ago

Why was this even allowed