r/Bossfight 22h ago

Declawed Shoulder Wolverine

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u/chrisfillhart_art 22h ago

Apparently these animals smell like popcorn. Imagine a movie theatre lobby kicking your ass.

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u/Different-Sorbet746 21h ago

This is my new life motto. 

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u/J1mj0hns0n 21h ago

Isn't that a binturong?

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u/chrisfillhart_art 21h ago

Been too long since you’ve seen one? It is.

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u/Llamapickle129 12h ago

minding your own business till you smell popcorn suddenly

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u/ziggsyr 8h ago

Thanks Zaboo

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u/FeralPsychopath 21h ago

Hard to tell if this is just how it plays. It does snuggle between barrages.

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u/madmaxturbator 20h ago

Classic cycle of abuse.

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u/Soggy_Menu_9126 22h ago

Bro has the Sekiro monke animations

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u/Tehgreatbrownie 16h ago

Will he also fart himself to the moon and lob a turd at your head with the speed and precision of an MLB Hall of Fame pitcher?

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u/ran_swonsan 21h ago

Looks like it's just playing to me

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u/DigitalUnlimited 21h ago

Yeah if it wanted to hurt him it would be biting

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u/funkychickens 21h ago

And mad about the tail grab. Playing with my dog's tail is the best way to restart a play fight when his brain wanders off from what we were doing.

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u/Yogshemesh 22h ago

He is trying to dig him out of the hoodie. My dog will do this to me if I hide my face with the draw string closed.

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u/madmaxturbator 20h ago

“Mate wtf you’ve gotten stuck in this weird hole, let me dig you out. I know you’d do the same for me, I got this.”

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u/Snoo-93454 20h ago

Bearcat? Sounds like something straight from The Last Airbender, and The Legend of Korra

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u/godzillaburger 21h ago

kinda cute, mostly concerning

10

u/DarrellBot81 21h ago

How do you piss off a creature that just sleeps and smells like buttered popcorn

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u/1stshadowx 20h ago

Its not mad, its trying to rescue him from his hoodie. My dog does the same thing if i cover my face lol. 😂

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u/DarrellBot81 13h ago

lol my pit does that to me too

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u/lothar525 21h ago

You probably shouldn’t own one of those

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u/J1mj0hns0n 21h ago

Good jobs it's not a wolverine and in fact a binturong.

Binturong have a a wild meth happy go lucky hairstyle and personality.

Wolverines are brown, have a "the fuck did you just fucking say?" Personality.

Biturongs have a long thick tail they can use as an appendage.

Wolverines have a knife that attach to their tail so they can stab you up quicker.

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u/devildocjames 19h ago

It's the thing that Gandalf fought?

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u/J1mj0hns0n 19h ago

even worse.

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u/devildocjames 18h ago

Looks cuddly.

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u/Tao626 21h ago

Isn't it rare for anybody to see a Wolverine outside of captivity because they're scared of people alongsude there being zero reported attacks on people?

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u/J1mj0hns0n 19h ago

not an expert by any means, i just knew what a binturong looks like

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u/ShockleToonies 21h ago

Yeah, it doesn’t appear to enjoy being in captivity

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u/ForsakenMoon13 16h ago

"Declawed", except it very visibly still has claws.

(Also, don't declaw your pets, it's genuinely a horrible practice and there's a reason many reputable places refuse to do it anymore)

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u/bubbleweed 21h ago

Nintendo game enemies suddenly make so much sense.

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u/J1mj0hns0n 21h ago

Looks like a binturong?

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u/Zoltarr777 18h ago

Britbong? Shouldn't that be in the UK?

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u/AngelsSaber 18h ago

I have a dog that freaks out and does this when you cover your face

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u/Fuzzy_Reflection8554 18h ago

Least violent discussion between siblings

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u/Wintertrap9713 17h ago

My favourite thing anyone's ever said about these is that their name sounds like the lyrics to a country song. "My woman left me cause I Binturong"

1

u/IceFireTerry 16h ago

Learning new animals everyday

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u/jd3marco 16h ago

Binturong too furious

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u/fhost344 12h ago

help my pet sharktiger attacked me for some reason

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u/Llamapickle129 12h ago

not a wolverine and not declawed. bearcats are in the viverrid family (cat-like family with civet's) while wolverine is in the Mustelidae family(weasel family with otters, badgers and well, weasels)

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u/electricmeatbag777 10h ago

Why people would rather a wild ass creature when they could have a sweet, loving, well-behaved domesticated animal as a pet is beyond me

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u/Foe_sheezy 19h ago

I need one of these.

Where can I get one?