r/BunnyTrials • u/SpellFun9050 • Jul 28 '26
Trials You choose
Which side will you choose?
- Left side: Get 1 million dollars but you have to kill someone every year
- Right side: Get 25k everytime you break a law
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u/Nemeryo29 Jul 28 '26
51km.h, 50k.h, 51km.h, 50km.h....
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u/rangy77 Jul 28 '26
...
Are you fucking the speed limit?24
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u/Professionalbuffoon Jul 29 '26
The question is:
do you have to break a LAW? Meaning, to commit a full-on crime. Or do city, state, etc. ordinances and such count?2
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u/Hidden_Misc Jul 28 '26
im gonna commit so much jaywalking
Chose: Get 25k everytime you break a law
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u/Miss-you-SJ Jul 28 '26
First thing I thought of too. Also where I’m at going over the speed limit is illegal but if I hover 1km/h over every couple seconds that’s an extra 25k each time so. . .
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u/Eddie_Shepherd Jul 28 '26
This is what immediately came to my mind. I live in a neighbor with about 5 speed bumps. $125K every day before I even hit a major road! Yes please.
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u/btdawson Jul 28 '26
Yep, seems like the easy choice. I work from home and only really leave to go to the gym and the grocery store. Speed limit is 35 and I’m usually doing 40ish anyway so that’s just free money on the way lol
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u/Numerous_Living_3452 Jul 28 '26
Haha way easier that jay walking but that would motivate me to get my steps in xD
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u/ShimanoRN Jul 28 '26
I probably would’ve earned half a million commuting to work in NYC this morning
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u/Scanamana Jul 28 '26
Looks like bittorrent is back on the menu boys
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u/Yang_Seo-Jun Jul 29 '26
Actually BitTorrent is a crypto miner iirc Better to use BTdownload or smth like that ytorrent is the same btw
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u/feartheswans Jul 28 '26
Me I am going to just drive over the speed limit. 26 in a 25 is still breaking the law.
Just fluctuate speed between legal and illegal and infinite money farm
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u/okaybutnothing Jul 28 '26
Speeding, jaywalking, all the laws most of us break on the regular are now worth 25k? Yeah!
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u/_HeyYou_NotYou_You_ Jul 28 '26
Came to type this but looks like a ton of people had the same idea😂
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u/GuyYouMetOnline Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 29 '26
That may not work. At least where I live it's not actually illegal. You might need to find something else (lile going just over the speed limit).
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u/Hidden_Misc Jul 29 '26
Jaywalking is illegal in my country I looked it up dw :)
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u/GuyYouMetOnline Jul 29 '26
Hence why I specified where I live
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u/Hidden_Misc Jul 29 '26
guess you gotta stick to going one over the speed limit only. Oh noooooo. Slightly less money from the bank you'd be making the shame....
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u/jaxkingsman Jul 28 '26
Jaywalking,drinking in public,throwing trash in public in certain places this is very good
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u/Glittering-Tell-2632 Jul 28 '26
That’s what I thought to and typed, because it’s a crime, but no one cares about it lol
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u/Mayinator Jul 28 '26
You can cross the speed limit a few hundred times in one hour. That should suffice.
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u/Aethionis Jul 28 '26
piracy also count
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u/Cardinal-of-Lunacy Jul 29 '26
Ooh oh oh, then I guess I’ll be earning millions since that’s my forte (read manga that don’t have English translations through piracy)
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u/FalconSpecial6149 Jul 28 '26
Plenty of laws you can break repeatedly without harming anyone or getting caught/arrested.
Chose: Get 25k everytime you break a law
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u/playaslaya1991 Jul 28 '26
Plus even it you get caught its just a petty ticket and a fine that won't be anywhere near 25k
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u/DiggityDog6 Jul 28 '26
Wrong actually they just changed the law and jaywalking now nets you 25 to life
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u/Wendigo-boyo Jul 28 '26
Deserved, right next to those maniacs carrying a fish suspiciously
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u/NotEvenClose2Human Jul 28 '26
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT LAW
I CAN JUST GO ON VACATION TO THE UK AND HOLD A BUNCH OF SALMON SUSPICIOUSLY17
u/Wendigo-boyo Jul 28 '26
You villain! Next you're gonna tell me you don't have a license for those fish!
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u/NotEvenClose2Human Jul 28 '26
i dont!
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u/Wendigo-boyo Jul 28 '26
clutches pearls
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u/KaleidoscopeGold3594 Jul 28 '26
Hey, if ya don’t rat me out the the suspicious fish police, I’ll buy you more pearls to clutch with the 25k! :j
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u/Ploppeldiplopp Jul 28 '26
Wait, what?!? 😂
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u/NotEvenClose2Human Jul 29 '26
comment mitosis
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u/Ploppeldiplopp Jul 29 '26
Hah, this time I remember - there was a failure message when I tried to post the comment first. So I saved the comment, opened the saved version and was then able to post it. Apparantly both went through, though?
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u/GameWizardPlayz Jul 28 '26
I believe in my home state you're breaking the law if you have a ice cream cone in your back pocket
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u/OrganizationTall1864 Jul 28 '26
me too! there are soooooo many fun nonsense laws here
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u/itsmepastamasta Jul 29 '26
iirc the ice cream law was because back when horses were a big thing, horse thieves would do that to lure them away discreetly
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u/OrganizationTall1864 Jul 29 '26
the fun part is that it’s only applicable on sundays. you can steal horses any other day of the week.
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u/klimmesil Jul 28 '26
Wearing pants as a woman in France was illegal until 2013, there had to be at least 100 laws I am breaking right now just by existing
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u/IsabellaGalavant Jul 29 '26
You're probably breaking some law you don't even know about right now, somehow.
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u/The_Real_Slim_Lemon Jul 28 '26
You better believe I’m finding obscure laws that are never enforced and breaking them en masse
Chose: Get 25k everytime you break a law
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u/playaslaya1991 Jul 28 '26
Fun fact its illegal to slap a man on the back in Georgia so get a friend and visit Georgia
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u/Sassaphras Jul 28 '26
I realize you are saying "bring a friend with you to Georgia" but I initially read this as "step 1... make a friend" and I thought that was unnecessarily rude
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u/playaslaya1991 Jul 28 '26
Hey for the low low price of 5k a slap ill be your friend
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u/JeepersBud Jul 28 '26
But will you be my friend in Georgia?
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u/playaslaya1991 Jul 28 '26
Depends. Who's Georgia
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u/NotEvenClose2Human Jul 28 '26
depends. whos asking?
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u/Acrobatic_Air8301 Jul 28 '26
Depends. Who do you want to be asking?
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u/jolsiphur Jul 28 '26
My city has an old law that prohibits eating ice cream in public on one specific city street downtown. It's really dumb and its less work to just not enforce the law than to change it.
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u/lycanpyro666 Jul 28 '26
There's one in certain smaller towns in VA where women have to honk when approaching hills or turns that never got removed
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u/pizzeriagio Jul 28 '26
Sail the seas🏴☠️☠️
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u/uvero Jul 28 '26
Ah, but matey, there be no laws on the open seas!
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u/Current-Roll4471 Carrot Farmer Jul 28 '26
Only guidelines
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u/homocididalcrayon Jul 28 '26
"Ahah, the blood runs cold
We take our loot but don't get old
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u/Numerous_Living_3452 Jul 28 '26
Time to try every small indie game available on my......piracy group 😅
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u/EvolvingEachDay Jul 28 '26
I’d make millions every time I drive to see anyone. Any decent length journey you just break the speed limit by 1-3mph over and over again. Most speed cameras don’t even trigger for that small a law break.
Chose: Get 25k everytime you break a law
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u/mimikyufish Jul 28 '26
i thought you can go up to 5mph above the speed limit legally
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u/EvolvingEachDay Jul 28 '26
As far as I’m aware, anything over the speed limit is technically breaking the law. Most places just won’t even bother to fine you for less than 5mph over.
Also, cars are set to read 6-10% higher than reality. So when your car shows 70mph you’re probably going more like 65mph.
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u/lessthanmoreorless Jul 28 '26
Speeding
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u/FalconSpecial6149 Jul 28 '26
About time they pay me for that. Finally get all my ticket money back lol
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u/Safe_Analysis4838 Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26
It’s actually not a crime to speed! It’s only a “civil traffic infraction”! You’d only get arrested/be in crime territory if you’re deemed to be driving reckless, drunk, etc.
-criminal justice student
Edit: This is regarding the US.31
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u/friedbaguette Jul 28 '26
depends on your country, here in Belgium is actually a crime, since we categorize all illegal acts offenses and split them into 3 diffrent tiers and depending on the speed, it gets sorted into it's crime house
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u/Ploppeldiplopp Jul 28 '26
Similar in germany. It is technically against the law to go above the speed limit, but below a certain threshold the cameras substract a tolerance/measurment uncertainty, so they wouldn't even fine you at all for going like one or two km/h too fast.
Of course if you go 100 in a 30km/h zone while drunk... let's just say, a childhood aquaintance had his drivers licence taken away after he rode a bike home drunk and started an argument with the police officer. He never got it back since he'd have to go through a psych eval that is apparantly only passable if you go to a psychologist first to learn what to say during that evaluation.
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u/HunterM567 Jul 28 '26
Just break some old ancient laws that won’t get you punished like carrying a fish in front of parliament lol
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u/memetrocop Jul 28 '26
or stand right at the door of the parliament and swing the fish so its technically entering and leaving
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u/BrokenBanette Jul 28 '26
Piracy, jaywalking, littering, etc.
Chose: Get 25k everytime you break a law
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u/jjbananafana Jul 28 '26
Littering? Only the lowest form of humans litter.
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u/josefbae Jul 28 '26
I chose the yearly murder option for the same reason. Litter is disgusting.
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u/Acrobatic_Air8301 Jul 28 '26
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/JustAnotherUser1019 CARROTS GOD Jul 28 '26
What anime is that from? (At least I'm assuming its from an anime)
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u/mars_gorilla Jul 28 '26
Technically if you litter initially you have already broken the law, doesn't prevent you from circling back and picking it up.
To then litter it somewhere else and repeat infinitely.
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u/BrokenBanette Jul 28 '26
tossing a banana peel directly in front of you specifically
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u/Merdestouch Jul 28 '26
I will indeed be downloading a car
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u/Hazmainian_devil Jul 28 '26
I'm in the UK so I can just post memes
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u/DiveCave Jul 28 '26
I'm just gonna watch live TV without a TV licence.
Maximum fine is £1,000 so I'd still profit even if they caught me every single time with their "detector vans"
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u/ZeenXdownzButWorse Jul 28 '26
why would you need a license for a tv
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u/itsnotgayifitsgoromi Jul 28 '26
In the UK, you have to buy a license to watch tv
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u/ZeenXdownzButWorse Jul 28 '26
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u/DiveCave Jul 28 '26
To be more specific, you need a TV licence in the UK only to watch live TV, or anything on BBC iPlayer. Everything else is fair game
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u/Prior-Post-3467 Jul 28 '26
loiter all the time son
Chose: Get 25k everytime you break a law
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u/Gergnamecaps Jul 28 '26
If you can just break any law I'll be a millionaire by the end of the week without changing any of my behavior 😂
Chose: Get 25k everytime you break a law
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u/pancakechao Jul 28 '26
bro doing the most mundane things in my life breaks laws. in several states now, pissing in the bathroom that aligns with my gender is a felony. some of my favorite pieces of art were exclusive to certain streaming services and now there is no way to view them that is not illegal if you don't happen to have physical media. if i have to live in this hell, yeah i wouldn't mind also being set for life
Chose: Get 25k everytime you break a law
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u/ActualHuman1066 Jul 28 '26
Like, any law? I’m gonna download so many cars…
Chose: Get 25k everytime you break a law
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u/ChillyBreezey Jul 28 '26
I choose not to incriminate myself
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u/British_Historian Jul 28 '26
There's too many petty crimes that will make this an absolute doddle. I don't want millions anyway, but the ability to conjure £25,000 by airing my rug while wearing a ruff? Heck yeah.
Chose: Get 25k everytime you break a law
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u/EnvironmentalWay2619 Jul 28 '26
I am a serial J walker by default
Chose: Get 25k everytime you break a law
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u/thatonedudeovethere_ Jul 28 '26
There are so many silly laws, that you can break without anyone noticing
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u/TheSlothyy Jul 28 '26
I break laws daily on my way to and from work.
Chose: Get 25k everytime you break a law
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u/medbread Jul 28 '26
I can’t think of a good way to do this morally that is consistent. If I just go to a hospital and ask to pull the plug on patients that are going to die very soon then I’d most likely get arrested for highly suspicious behavior and if I explain why I’ll be arrested most likely for profiting off the death of the ill. Shits fucked, I regret my choice
Chose: Get 1 million dollars but you have to kill someone every year
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u/chaoticgremlin101 Jul 28 '26
it seems like a one time payment for a lifetime of killings though based on the wording lol
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u/Dizzy_Database_119 Jul 28 '26
I applaud you for trying to reason this insane decision
I'm thinking maybe I can name some chickens or fish before turning them into food, would that count as "killing someone"?
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u/Alone_Emu_7713 Jul 28 '26
Mundane laws get broken so easily
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u/Shotamancer Jul 28 '26
There are so many inconsequential laws that I can break in a single day, why bother killing someone?
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u/ThunderTheTrashCat Jul 28 '26
YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT WITH ME, DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE
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u/Due-Log-8474 Jul 28 '26
Could break a jaywalking law or smth simple everytime
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u/Accomplished-Bat3372 Jul 28 '26
using wifi at an establishment without buying anything and pirating shows/movies can set me up for life
Chose: Get 25k everytime you break a law
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u/Ok-Ship-2543 Jul 28 '26
Because breaking the speed limit every day (by 5 mph) would be an easy way to get cash. Maybe I'll jaywalk too.
Chose: Get 25k everytime you break a law
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u/theniemeyer95 Jul 28 '26
Speeding is breaking the law. Varying my speed by 1-3 mph could make me absurdly rich.
Chose: Get 25k everytime you break a law
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u/OkFollowing3875 Jul 28 '26
I’m gay, that’s illegal in about 33 countries
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u/Xxlama_gamingxXYT Bruh Jul 28 '26
Capitalism at its best!
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u/Forsaken_Campaign_44 Jul 28 '26
Does it have to be a felony?
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u/TrueKrogash Jul 28 '26
Well, could be any law right? Walking across a red traffic light in the middle of the night a few times a month
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u/PipistrelleWitch Jul 28 '26
im gay anyway so im breaking the law somewhere
Chose: Get 25k everytime you break a law
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u/Morte_2977 Jul 28 '26
Everything I say here will be used against me; I won't justify it for obvious reasons.
Chose: Get 1 million dollars but you have to kill someone every year
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u/CommunistImprover Jul 28 '26
I could just kill a fly or like a ant.
Chose: Get 1 million dollars but you have to kill someone every year
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u/drippyboy098 Jul 28 '26
getting one million the having to kill someone every year aint worth it cause i could js jaywalk or some bullshit to get easy money
Chose: Get 25k everytime you break a law
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u/Nameless_Ent Jul 28 '26
Break such a minor law that cops generally don't care about like jaywalking and collect money.
Chose: Get 25k everytime you break a law
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u/melonemann2 Jul 28 '26
I can just illegaly download music AND get money
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u/Telephone-Human Jul 28 '26
I can just pirate mp3s and get paid big time
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u/JordyZ1507 Jul 29 '26
I break minor laws several times a day
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u/Valuable-Math9969 Jul 28 '26
Going the speed limit is the law.
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u/ChipKellysShoeStore Jul 28 '26
Possession of weed is a federal crime still.
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u/Some_Random_Civilian Jul 28 '26
Live in a city and jaywlak multiple times a day. Extra exercise as well so win-win
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u/PristineCake3380 Jul 28 '26
I will be doing much more jaywalking
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u/drakusmaximusrex Jul 28 '26
Walking across the street on a red light
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u/SuperPossible120 Jul 28 '26
Im a smoker where weed is illegal so pretty easy
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u/TheLoddoTheDodo Jul 28 '26
Jaywalking is about to go CRAZY
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u/tminh159 Jul 28 '26
I'm about to jaywalk all day everyday.
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