r/BunnyTrials • u/Braindead_Crow • Jul 29 '26
Trials Test your fate...
Which side will you choose?
- Left side: You must fight for $1,000,000
- Right side: Or...Earn a random payment every week
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u/Chickenboigas Jul 29 '26
Damn, coughing baby got hands
Chose: You must fight for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Coughing baby
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u/Famous_Profession_23 Jul 29 '26
Nothing a truck can't handle
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u/HappyBurger777 Jul 30 '26
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u/Skye_Breath Jul 29 '26
NOOOOOOOOO
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: A human baby
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u/caelum_daemon Jul 29 '26
Congrats! You are now a human trafficker.
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u/npcompletist Jul 29 '26
Another question is, what does it mean to earn it? I s someone giving it to you, or are you making and excreting it?
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u/Braindead_Crow Jul 29 '26
I imagined it like groundhogs day but with a new baby appearing around you every week. You can try to catch it appearing but you always fall asleep, you always blink, you always get distracted and in that split second B L A M!
Another little fat 6 month baby who looks kinda like you is just there, next to you, on you, sitting across from you just staring you down.
These are zero birth curse babies and you earned them!
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u/zorthezum Jul 29 '26
After a couple weeks they think I could buy something pretty nice
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $3.50
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u/BFulfs2 Jul 29 '26
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u/Kosaku_Kawajira Jul 29 '26
'This is 7 dollars'
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u/xerophie Jul 29 '26
Or the loch ness monster will come get ya
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u/RamsesTheGiant Jul 29 '26
I was literally 3 seconds away from making thus joke before I went "let me see if someone else made it first"
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u/New_Classroom7456 Jul 29 '26
Hell yeah
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: 500 cigarettes
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u/Ancient_Pressure4786 Jul 29 '26
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u/ZythumTheLast Jul 29 '26
Yay !
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/Commercial-Humor1214 Jul 29 '26
Literalmente en 1 mes ya te podés comprar un avión de guerra
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u/lalalauren1991 Jul 30 '26
It would take over 2,000 years making 1 million a week to have as much money as Elon Musk
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u/Thatonegaloverthere Jul 29 '26
With how many people smoke, I could make a living just reselling these.
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: 500 cigarettes
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u/TechnoMagician Jul 29 '26
Well, not going to save for retirement or anything but is very good supplemental income.
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u/No-Beautiful-5777 Jul 29 '26
500 cigs = 25 packs, ~$10-20 per pack depending on state
Still almost six figures on the low end
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u/El-oso123 Jul 29 '26
Assuming 10$/25 that is 13k/year or just getting into the 6 figures per 8 years.
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u/Helpful_Musician9481 Jul 29 '26
Ehh, you’re probably not going to be selling at market price if you want to make money.
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u/PlatyNumb Jul 29 '26
Depends on what kinda cigarettes. Parliaments? Could get you 10$ per 25. Reserve bagged cigarettes? 5-10$ for the whole 500
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u/unread-gem-festive Jul 29 '26
I yield!
Easy peasy.
Chose: You must fight for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Your clone
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u/Braindead_Crow Jul 29 '26
FUCK!
Chose: You must fight for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Monkey w/gun
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u/Slow-Talk4741 Jul 29 '26
Does it know how to aim and fire and take the safety off? If not I'll just take it off him n shoot him if it was me
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u/Chayor Jul 29 '26
That is probably pretty valuable, but also highly illegal
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: A human baby
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u/Ok_Whereas9348 What's Hoppin'? Jul 29 '26
Lit
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $500
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u/Minute-Meet990 Jul 29 '26
are you serious right neow bro
Chose: You must fight for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Literally God
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u/AlsendDrake Jul 29 '26
You can be the protagonist of a book now, being one of the types of conflicts, congrats! :3
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u/TheSpringyBreeze_exe Jul 29 '26
What 😭
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: A human baby
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u/Zychonis Jul 30 '26
Congratulations, you have become an ancient God. Please accept the offerings from your mortal followers and give them rain
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u/sequental Jul 29 '26
I couldve been maybe something more than a milion Dollars.
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $3.50
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u/FerretLeading8790 Jul 29 '26
What am I supposed to do with that many babies?
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: A human baby
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u/SoggyInterest8576 Jul 29 '26
Sell them
For legal reasons under federal law, this reply is a joke.
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u/FerretLeading8790 Jul 29 '26
If it is not for baby organs Idk who wants to buy a baby in this economy
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u/Far-Cream-2886 Jul 29 '26
At least im ready for the Loch Ness Monster
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $3.50
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u/DragonOfCulture Jul 29 '26
Well, at least my dad doesn't need to pay for cigarettes anymore
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: 500 cigarettes
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u/Damien5525 Jul 29 '26
FOR ONCE GOOD LUCK
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/comeoneileen95 Jul 29 '26
Good choice
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/Responsible_Pain3733 Jul 29 '26
Initially I was thinking that I didn't want to fight and lose my life therefore the money would have been useless. And if I got a random monetary amount, it would be better than nothing because it would accumulate but it didn't happen and now I'll be trying to sell cigarettes on the low for profit
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: 500 cigarettes
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u/Impossible-Quail5041 Jul 29 '26
Just make your own brand of Cigarettes, all you’d need to do is pay for the boxes
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u/Weak_Goose1673 Jul 29 '26
Doesn't mean I have to win, but it doesn't mean I have to lose
Chose: You must fight for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Your clone
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u/AlCranio Jul 29 '26
That unfit man is dead
Chose: You must fight for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Unfit 60/yo man
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u/BearingFangs Jul 29 '26
I mean…
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/The_Vast_ Jul 29 '26
Morally I’m not thrilled about this
Chose: You must fight for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Coughing baby
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u/Phylicite Jul 29 '26
I am so happy it's not the baby.
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $3.50
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u/Krispia Top -1% Commenter Jul 29 '26
Cancer Speedrun
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: 500 cigarettes
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u/No_Airport_8007 Jul 29 '26
Honestly it would likely just through the gun at me
Chose: You must fight for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Monkey w/gun
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u/AddyLEL-43 Jul 30 '26
yea baby that's what ive been waiting for
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/Pleasant_Touch_8513 Jul 30 '26
Guess I’m a dad now
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: A human baby
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u/slayer_cat2612 Jul 30 '26
i think i can bully my opponent into winning (i know all of her secrets)
Chose: You must fight for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Your clone
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u/MrWatuh Jul 29 '26
i know what i must do, but i dont know if i have the strength to do it
Chose: You must fight for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Coughing baby
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u/bleurgh-nz Jul 29 '26
I can make this work
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/One-Connection-502 Jul 29 '26
Well... im poor enough for that to be helpful ;") that's a day bus ticket right there
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $3.50
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u/Swimming_Effective19 Jul 29 '26
Does a random human baby manifest itself or do circumstances occur to just have a baby at my doorstep every week? Would work for a killer organ harvesting business.
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: A human baby
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u/dajinkg7 Jul 29 '26
If only this were true. I could do a lot of good with the money.
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/RandomIndian_69 Jul 29 '26
a baby? heheheh
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: A human baby
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u/whydidilose Jul 29 '26
Oh no what am I supposed to do with this?
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: A human baby
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u/Zychonis Jul 30 '26
Raise an army, Sacrifice them to an elder God, or you have now become an elder God and these are the tribute being given to you by your mortal followers.
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u/Pannel103 Jul 29 '26
I'll live like a king
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/Worth-Marionberry565 Jul 29 '26
Rush the monkey steal the gun and shoot it before it bites my face off
Chose: You must fight for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Monkey w/gun
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u/dutchwestindies Jul 29 '26
Are we factoring moral into this or....??
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: A human baby
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u/ThatguyGaming42 Jul 29 '26
What the hell man
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: A human baby
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u/LastSurvivingTurtle Jul 29 '26
Easy wi- was that a human baby?
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/Nude_Goldberg Jul 29 '26
This is more than I bargained for
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: A human baby
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u/JayJayDoubleYou Jul 29 '26
I gain a baby every week?
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: A human baby
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u/ConceptCompetitive75 Jul 29 '26
Yippee
Chose: You must fight for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Coughing baby
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u/WerewolfSwimming1565 Jul 30 '26
500 HUNDRED CIGARETTES 😭🫳
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: 500 cigarettes
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u/AccordingPudding5480 Jul 30 '26
I beat that baby’s ass
Chose: You must fight for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Coughing baby
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u/Dampige_Anus Jul 30 '26
Uh what
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: A human baby
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u/AshamedSchedule8063 Jul 30 '26
I don't know man... i would genuinely feel bad.
Chose: You must fight for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Unfit 60/yo man
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u/Civil_Project_6444 Jul 30 '26
Guess i was lucky
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/DjoLop Jul 29 '26
Gonna resell them
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: 500 cigarettes
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u/Ambitious_Stonks Jul 29 '26
jackpot
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/Jackal209 Jul 29 '26
Sounds pretty good
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/Unable_Painter_4074 Jul 29 '26
That's great
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $500
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u/amethystlightning Jul 29 '26
I’m gonna need about three fifty
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $3.50
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u/Quiet-Replacement-91 Jul 29 '26
Free money
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $500
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u/Impossible_Image_ WASTED 10 000 CARROTS ON THIS FLAIR Jul 29 '26
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Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $500
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u/Any_Illustrator360 Jul 29 '26
Yeah now we're living. I'm gonna pretend I didn't see "a human baby" I've never been to cannibal billionaire island
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/poestijger2000 Jul 29 '26
Does the monkey know how to use the gun?
Chose: You must fight for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Monkey w/gun
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u/Tricky-Shift4852 Jul 29 '26
I knew i would get alot
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/CraigTheDefaultiBoi Jul 29 '26
Perfection
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $500
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u/NGIxKarma Jul 29 '26
Worth it
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/Cjkrythos Jul 29 '26
What kind of gun? 22? 9mm? Minigun?
Chose: You must fight for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Monkey w/gun
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u/happypeanut-t Jul 29 '26
I love gambling
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/Ok_Vehicle_3579 Jul 29 '26
Yaayyy
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/Infinite_Person80085 Jul 29 '26
Yeahhhh!!!!
Chose: You must fight for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Unfit 60/yo man
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u/Patrick13011 Jul 29 '26
I’d be perfectly content with that
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/ROCKERNAN89 Jul 29 '26
so this will probably be easy I would assume
Chose: You must fight for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Monkey w/gun
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u/DybbukFiend Jul 29 '26
Well, I don't particularly care for cigarettes but with a tobacco license (is that even a thing?) I could probably get a few hundred dollars a year selling them cheaper than stores.
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: 500 cigarettes
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u/Adventurous-Owl4304 Jul 29 '26
Hell Yeah. Now where is my money
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/jam123boy Jul 29 '26
What type?
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: 500 cigarettes
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u/silentPegasi Jul 29 '26
Well it's not a lot, but it's more than I make now
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $500
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u/Ahkhira Jul 29 '26
Wow.... i should buy a lottery ticket.
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/No_Woodpecker153 Jul 29 '26
Nice, i'm set then
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $500
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u/Designer-Cicada3509 Jul 29 '26
2 grand a month is dope
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $500
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u/Moe981 Jul 29 '26
Interesting…
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: 500 cigarettes
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u/Rufflag Jul 29 '26
Fight and potentially get nothing. Or get Something every week for sure . . . glad I didn't spin "human baby"
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $500
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u/Eng-Grammar-Police Jul 29 '26
Heheheeee
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/CombatWombat711 Jul 29 '26
eyy i can sell ts
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: 500 cigarettes
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u/Techno_Eggnog Jul 29 '26
Still more than I make now. 2K a month!
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $500
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u/RussianBot101101 Jul 29 '26
Nah this is fucked
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: A human baby
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u/touchthebush Jul 29 '26
Noice
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/SnypEz007 Jul 29 '26
I don't want to take the risk of having to fight someone or something that could possibly kill me. I'm good with $500 a week 🤣
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $500
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u/redacted-no31 Jul 29 '26
Gonna beat the brakes off this guy
Chose: You must fight for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Unfit 60/yo man
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u/cheesechompin Jul 29 '26
I'll just sell it
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: A human baby
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u/ALittleMisha Jul 29 '26
Whoa
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: 500 cigarettes
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u/human969 Jul 29 '26
I mean he’s probably not a good shot and if I can take the gun then I am actually chilling
Chose: You must fight for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Monkey w/gun
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u/TICKLEMONKEYYY Jul 29 '26
Put it up for adoption
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: A human baby
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u/Nilgupo3 Jul 29 '26
Does It even know how to shoot? I can just run to It before It figures It out, grab the gun and shoot It
Chose: You must fight for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Monkey w/gun
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u/Old-Hamster5613 Jul 29 '26
I don’t agree
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: 500 cigarettes
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u/meanwhileachoo Jul 29 '26
I have regrets.
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: A human baby
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u/Creative182 Jul 29 '26
Congratulations, your next opponent is... You
Chose: You must fight for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Your clone
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u/Relative-Bank-1258 Jul 29 '26
Better than fighting
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $500
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u/Orangutan1001 Jul 29 '26
Aye, better than nothing. Plus i am not a fighter
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $3.50
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u/ChikkaChikkaShady Jul 29 '26
The power of hippie, hell yay!
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/DepartmentGuilty1270 Jul 29 '26
This is much better for me
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $500
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u/UnhappyEvidence4635 Jul 29 '26
NONONONON9NON9NONO
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: A human baby
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u/EllenY2450 Jul 29 '26
500 a week 4 weeks in a month aka 2000 a month 12 months in a year = 24000 a year
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $500
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u/Hakashi57 Jul 29 '26
Hell yeah
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/caelum_daemon Jul 29 '26
Don't loosies sell for like 50 cents each? Im fine.
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: 500 cigarettes
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u/ReyAlpaca Jul 29 '26
Awwwwww yis
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/Schfooge Jul 29 '26
Tree-fiddy? Get away from me, you Goddamn Loch Ness monster!
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $3.50
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u/Mrwright96 Jul 29 '26
Eh, I’ll take it
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $500
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u/FamilyDramaIsland Jul 29 '26
Nice
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/Anxious_Contact_1201 Jul 29 '26
Ima share with u guys.
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/No-Whereas-7634 Jul 29 '26
Technically nothing was said About weapons
Chose: You must fight for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Your clone
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u/Winmat97 Jul 29 '26
Loch Ness monster covered
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $3.50
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u/IndifferentAccount Jul 29 '26
Guess I'll take it.
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/AmonGusSus2137 Jul 29 '26
That one cent makes the difference
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: $1,000,000.01
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u/This-personeatsfood Jul 29 '26
What kind of payment is this
Chose: Or...Earn a random payment every week | Rolled: A human baby
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