Would you rather...

[u/Randal_911]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Give birth to a baguette
• Right side: Give birth to a TV remote

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[u/CTSGamer]

What

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[u/CatGaming346 → u/CTSGamer]

So that's where it was!

[u/charlieq46]

It's the funnier option, and it gets funnier the longer the baguette is.

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[u/Ecstatic-Scallion957]

Baguettes are softer

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[u/Serpicnate → u/Ecstatic-Scallion957]

I see you have never gotten a crust-crumb into your gum tissue.

[u/MADSKULL1 → u/Ecstatic-Scallion957]

And sharper

[u/NoiceMango → u/MADSKULL1]

Not unless it turns into soggy bread pudding

[u/SailorDirt]

If it was bread I would probably eat my baby and I don't know if I can be faced with that morality

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[u/Liheheh]

Smaller

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[u/starbiird]

feels safer

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[u/Fluid-Designer3538]

Smaller

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[u/aesthetella]

Baguette would come apart on the way out

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[u/NoiceMango → u/aesthetella]

The baguette would come out as soggy bread pudding.

[u/Kotic90]

shorter.

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[u/No_Opposite_9070]

what kind of fetish is this

[u/charlies_randomstuf]

Is it like a no placenta no blood birth? I'm hoping there's no batteries in it because that would be a bit scary. I feel like the baguette would be more abrasive and what if it gets soggy? A baguette seems like more of an infection risk.

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[u/awkwardpenguin23121]

My TV remote is only an inch wide and like 4 inches long. Ez money.

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[u/Consistent_Falcon693]

“Oh there it is

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[u/PetaZedrok]

softer

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[u/ImALoser1944]

I’m a dude so I’d rather give birth to the smaller thing

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[u/Wonderful-Hornet-164]

...

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[u/Full_Asparagus_9609]

idk

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[u/Pur3vi]

It’s smaller

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[u/Equivalent_Mousse389]

Idk 😭

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[u/rozyputin]

Thinner, easier to push through the birth canal, no buttons either

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[u/Hairy-Grapefruit1]

Small

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[u/The_Scrapy_Goose]

I don't need a yeast infection thanks

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[u/Escalope-Nixiews]

Oui oui

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[u/Hungry_Kiwi9023]

Small but hard, big but soft

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[u/Electronic_Sound2006]

It is smaller and not as rough as a baguette

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[u/Serpicnate]

M8 a remote would feel like a constipation.

A baguette would deform your intestines and also have sharp crumbs poking you throughout the experience.

[u/KaySoiree]

I think it would hurt less ? It is longer though 😭

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[u/Your_Local_Floridian]

Bread

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[u/Competitive-Twist926]

My tv remote is small and streamlined... so this sounds a better option.

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[u/Apfelkuchen420]

shorter

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[u/Mysterious-Drag7696]

Smaller

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[u/1nt3rn4l_d4m4g3]

It's malleable

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[u/Jumpy_Situation_9984]

Smaller I guess , less long

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[u/CatGaming346]

smaller

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[u/Road_Intrepid]

Smaller than baguette and won't give me yeast

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[u/MADSKULL1]

Baguette is full of sharp edges

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[u/Bubble-babah]

It's still smoll

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[u/DimensionFar2052]

Baguette

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[u/Soartear]

This one is definitely less painful

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[u/100072]

Baguette 🥖

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[u/Narrow-Championship9]

Who the fuck does a post like that I just got on Reddit

[u/MulberryExtension374]

Skinnier

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[u/Daniel73044]

Yeast infection

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[u/cynuhstir1]

It would be soggy from the amniotic fluid. Easy pass.

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[u/Such_Pin9277]

smaller

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[u/NoiceMango]

It would be soggy as hell by the time it comes out. But what the heck is this question lol.

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[u/Butterflyleaves]

.

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[u/Jealous_Seat_7590]

Those modern fancy tv remotes are pretty small..

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[u/SD-NVU]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8PShxSTWytXeG2VmPo

[u/Krauser101]

I usually have loads coming out snyway

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[u/zankumo]

Smaller, firmer

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[u/HowlingWhiskey]

Yeah, it might hurt but I would think that bagget would scrape my down stairs😵

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[u/CalmWallaby5]

ex

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[u/Swimming_Win3089]

It’s shorter and smaller

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[u/Kasoni]

Seems smaller and easier to flush.

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