r/circlejerk 12h ago

AIO for being embarrassed to be seen in public with my bf FML? A succulent chinese meal.

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28 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 3h ago

[OC BREAKING]: I just saw the Official Street Fighter Trailer and I have only 1 thing to say: MYYYYYYYYYYYY CHIIILLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDD HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

1 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

If my asshole husband doesn’t respond back right away he’s cheating right?

19 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

Ex husband who fell into the manosphere wants me back.Deconstructed pepperoni pizza paired with a color-varied sugar-coated, dragée chocolate confectionery.

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110 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

Tried being a femboy didn't work beeachurger

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11 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

Lesbian couple files lawsuit against fertility clinic after receiving Black donor sperm.

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41 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

After a long day at work I accidentally logged into my husband's reddit and saw that he doesn't subscribe to any feminist subs. Sausages wrapped in salmon with creamy cheese rice

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252 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

I keep seeing pics of Lake Ontario on reddit; WTF is Lake Ontario?

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35 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

I’m a dude that loves sucking dick and getting fucked in the ass. Does that make me gay?

42 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

ELI5: Why do my farts smell wonderful, but everyone elses smells like wrank bags of smashed assholes in the open sun?

11 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

My friend's wife has begun farting in front of me almost every time I visit.

11 Upvotes

Does this mean she likes me?


r/circlejerk 1d ago

Why don't women on the crime pages let me bail them out? I've offered my services to hundreds through memes, yet none of them appreciate my kindness

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8 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

Update: Saw girl that spit on me on my street and she apologized. When I asked for her number she laughed and walked away. Cinny rolls with gochujang roasted peanuts french fries

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50 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

CMV: The moon is a fake planet and we should blow it up.

16 Upvotes

Cum will win.


r/circlejerk 2d ago

Think you got it bad! My sandals are 3,000 years old and "pre-owned" by some spoiled teenage boy king!

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24 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

Girl just spit on me as I walked by her on the street. Moved the spit into my mouth to feel something. Macaroni with moose tracks ice cream and oreos

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64 Upvotes

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r/circlejerk 2d ago

I Think I Just Got My Coworker Fired. Oh Fucking Well, Heres My 7 Course Meal!

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3 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

Only a free thinking individual such as i would exist in an echo chamber

11 Upvotes

I am right and everyone i disagree with is wrong


r/circlejerk 3d ago

This post was created with AI.

14 Upvotes

And there is nothing you can do about it! You are powerless! HAHAHA.


r/circlejerk 4d ago

[OC] My mom in pre-revolutionary Iran (1965)

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915 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 3d ago

AI Bad

12 Upvotes

AI bad because of Tung Tung Tung Sahur AI slop. DAE melting an ocean just so Will Smith eats spaghetti? BRB gonna waste my time on pure sovlful human slop.


r/circlejerk 3d ago

Nominate Terry Crews for president!

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25 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 3d ago

Plans to assassinate Hasan Piker found in Patrick Clancy's million dollar penthouse.

8 Upvotes

Intricate plot to kill Piker alongside his mistress were dug up after he purchased his multi trillion dollar NYC mansion after killing his ex wife's children.


r/circlejerk 3d ago

[OC] My drone in pre-revolutionary Iran (1965)

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30 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

I just wrote a song - Can you rate my lyrics from 1 to slop? Spoiler

2 Upvotes

Timmy is an average kid

That no one understands

Mom and dad and Vicky

Always giving him commands (Bed, twerp!)

The doom and gloom up in his room

Is broken instantly

By his magic little fish who grant his every wish

'Cause in reality, they are his

OddParents, Fairly OddParents

Wands and wings

Floaty, crowny things

OddParents, Fairly OddParents

Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod

goose, green moose, guava juice

Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

OddParents, Fairly OddParents

It flips your lid when you are the kid

With Fairly OddParents

Yeah, right (Ah)