r/circlejerk • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 13h ago
r/circlejerk • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 4h ago
[OC BREAKING]: I just saw the Official Street Fighter Trailer and I have only 1 thing to say: MYYYYYYYYYYYY CHIIILLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDD HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
r/circlejerk • u/AshamedWolverine1684 • 1d ago
If my asshole husband doesn’t respond back right away he’s cheating right?
r/circlejerk • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 1d ago
Ex husband who fell into the manosphere wants me back.Deconstructed pepperoni pizza paired with a color-varied sugar-coated, dragée chocolate confectionery.
r/circlejerk • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 1d ago
Lesbian couple files lawsuit against fertility clinic after receiving Black donor sperm.
r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 2d ago
After a long day at work I accidentally logged into my husband's reddit and saw that he doesn't subscribe to any feminist subs. Sausages wrapped in salmon with creamy cheese rice
r/circlejerk • u/Beneficial-Force7592 • 1d ago
I keep seeing pics of Lake Ontario on reddit; WTF is Lake Ontario?
r/circlejerk • u/fungilingus • 1d ago
I’m a dude that loves sucking dick and getting fucked in the ass. Does that make me gay?
r/circlejerk • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 1d ago
ELI5: Why do my farts smell wonderful, but everyone elses smells like wrank bags of smashed assholes in the open sun?
r/circlejerk • u/Money-Ad7257 • 1d ago
My friend's wife has begun farting in front of me almost every time I visit.
Does this mean she likes me?
r/circlejerk • u/SociopathicRascal • 1d ago
Why don't women on the crime pages let me bail them out? I've offered my services to hundreds through memes, yet none of them appreciate my kindness
r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 2d ago
Update: Saw girl that spit on me on my street and she apologized. When I asked for her number she laughed and walked away. Cinny rolls with gochujang roasted peanuts french fries
r/circlejerk • u/figbott • 2d ago
CMV: The moon is a fake planet and we should blow it up.
Cum will win.
r/circlejerk • u/Beneficial-Force7592 • 2d ago
Think you got it bad! My sandals are 3,000 years old and "pre-owned" by some spoiled teenage boy king!
r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 2d ago
Girl just spit on me as I walked by her on the street. Moved the spit into my mouth to feel something. Macaroni with moose tracks ice cream and oreos
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r/circlejerk • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 2d ago
I Think I Just Got My Coworker Fired. Oh Fucking Well, Heres My 7 Course Meal!
r/circlejerk • u/sweat455 • 2d ago
Only a free thinking individual such as i would exist in an echo chamber
I am right and everyone i disagree with is wrong
r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 3d ago
This post was created with AI.
And there is nothing you can do about it! You are powerless! HAHAHA.
r/circlejerk • u/something_below • 3d ago
AI Bad
AI bad because of Tung Tung Tung Sahur AI slop. DAE melting an ocean just so Will Smith eats spaghetti? BRB gonna waste my time on pure sovlful human slop.
r/circlejerk • u/mike24jd • 3d ago
Plans to assassinate Hasan Piker found in Patrick Clancy's million dollar penthouse.
Intricate plot to kill Piker alongside his mistress were dug up after he purchased his multi trillion dollar NYC mansion after killing his ex wife's children.
r/circlejerk • u/kingtryhard • 2d ago
I just wrote a song - Can you rate my lyrics from 1 to slop? Spoiler
Timmy is an average kid
That no one understands
Mom and dad and Vicky
Always giving him commands (Bed, twerp!)
The doom and gloom up in his room
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish
'Cause in reality, they are his
OddParents, Fairly OddParents
Wands and wings
Floaty, crowny things
OddParents, Fairly OddParents
Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod
goose, green moose, guava juice
Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake
OddParents, Fairly OddParents
It flips your lid when you are the kid
With Fairly OddParents
Yeah, right (Ah)