r/Cooking 8h ago

When your spouse leaves...

To people with a spouse and/kids, when they go away for a night or a weekend and you can celebrate being alone, whats your [potentially shameful?] treat????

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u/Badw0IfGirl 8h ago

Snack plate with salami, cheese, crackers. If I’m alone, I will prioritize no dishes.
As for shameful treats, raw cookie dough. If my family is around, they will expect cookies, but I just wanna eat the dough.

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u/N0Catharsis 7h ago

This is so true...I bust out all the good meats and cheeses I can to snack. Sometimes make a crazy popcorn concoction because it's only me I'll disappoint. I think I like snacking because I don't mind feeding myself like crap and I can watch all the shows and movies the wife and kids can't watch while I am doing it.

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u/monpetitfromage54 5h ago

Sometimes my wife makes cookie dough with no intention of making cookies and I'm fine with it. Raw cookie dough is awesome.

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u/Commercial-Place6793 7h ago

Girl dinner is the way to go!

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u/BleuDePrusse 7h ago

You can make safe to eat raw cookie dough by roasting the flour in the oven beforehand :) it's easy and even adds a nutty flavour to your dough

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u/deniseswall 5h ago

Girl dinner! Bowl of cereal for dessert.

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u/Overall_Matter_2520 1h ago

Add wine and some stupid movie only I like. Or, do crafts (Legos and watercolor for me).

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u/lulufan87 8h ago

I order Indian.

Even though I can make a decent facsimile of some of my favorite dishes (thank you Indian Cooking by Madhur Jaffrey), I just like the food being made for me.

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u/charmingchels2 7h ago

Indian for me too as my partner is allergic to nuts!

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u/ExpectingJabba 6h ago

Me too! He doesn't much care for it, so I rarely order it when we're both home

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u/AshamedGorilla 6h ago

Same here! Wife and neighbor's wife don't like Indian. So when one of our wives goes out of town we plan a guys night and get Indian!

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u/binaruns 4h ago

Same! Leftovers for days too!

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u/deniseswall 5h ago

Madhur Jaffrey is amazing! When I was in law school I was able to make amazing Indian meals for all my friends, thanks solely to Madhur the queen! I haven't thought of her in so long, but her recipes are so accessible but also so delicious.

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u/Can-DontAttitude 8h ago

I clean out the fridge/pantry, and eat odds+ends. Ate half a box of perogies with some bacon I found in the freezer a couple days ago, so I guess that qualifies

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u/WhatHappenedSuzy 7h ago

Yep! I eat the things that couldn't be a full meal for all of us.

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u/smaffron 7h ago

This is me. I always intend to make some good meals or order in but I end up just scrounging for whatever I can defrost or open or otherwise dispose of into a grouping of food that can maybe be considered meal-like.

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u/WhatHappenedSuzy 6h ago

Stand at the fridge and eat cold pasta. 😂

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u/OnlyDaysEndingInWhy 7h ago

This is so real. I truly do enjoy cooking for us, but a night where I can just do whatever with whatever with no planning involved? Sign me up.

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u/CCWaterBug 5h ago

Yummy, ive been getting pierogies at a local euro deli and I'm addicted to both the meat and plum, its dinner and desert, no sides. 

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u/OurLadyAndraste 7h ago

My husband isn’t a wings guy so it is my time to indulge in some buffalo wings full gremlin style, shirt off in case of drops. 😂 usually wing stop.

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u/MacabreFox 7h ago

I know you aren't eating in Wing Stop shirtless but that's where my mind went before I remembered takeout exists. 🤣

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u/OurLadyAndraste 6h ago

That would be a sight. Honkers just plopped down on the table. 😂

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u/RCG73 7h ago

Just not after midnight

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u/dinosaur_0987 4h ago

This is mine too. Just sloppy messy wings all
To myself!!!

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u/rainbytheocean 7h ago

Chinese takeout and a Manhattan cocktail is my absolute go to

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u/Oren_Noah 7h ago

That sounds like a great combo. I've never tried that. Now, I surely will! Thanks.

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u/rainbytheocean 7h ago

For me or really hits. I hope you enjoy too!

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u/jumpup81 6h ago

I like your style.

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u/4000Tacos 7h ago

I make those pillsbury cinnamon rolls and eat the entire thing by myself

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u/DoodleDoo1989 7h ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/Kassa33 6h ago

Fuck yea! Gotta put the icing on top too 🔥

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u/Optimal-Ad-7074 7h ago

you know the grease and the fond that you get when you pan fry chicken?  I make myself shake and bake chicken thighs and cook up a batch of rice.   

then I file the chicken in the fridge for some healthier day, and just kind of use the cooked rice to clean up the pan.  

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u/Weird_Old_Broad 5h ago

Mine is similar. I loved crisp chicken skin so I get a tray of thighs, bake until the skin is rendered and hard, then pull the skin off, put the naked thighs in the fridge. Then I mash a baked potato into the drippings, scoop the greasy taters into the skins and dine.

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u/Optimal-Ad-7074 5h ago

oooooohhhh... the Other Person Who Lives In This House hates chicken skin, and always leaves it for me.   

I've rolled the shake n bake skins around my rice, but really it's the schmaltz that makes that one.  

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u/Practical_Mode471 8h ago

big steak

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u/Beautiful_Rent_1027 7h ago

Wow, you read my mind.

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u/HugoBarine 6h ago

Beer and a big ol fuck off sirloin. Maybe a tater.

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u/Sad-Supermarket-3878 7h ago

My wife is Swedish and even though she is starting to come around a little bit, she has a very low tolerance for spicy food (as much as she wants to like it). I grew up eating spicy foods but her tolerance when we started dating was basically chipotle mayo sauce had a "kick" to it for her. I put two shakes of cayenne on our salmon once and you would have thought I marinated it in ghost pepper for 24 hours haha.

So when she is gone, I will make something with Cajun seasoning or order hot wings from a local place and I get my fix of spicy stuff.

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u/Punkinsmom 7h ago

My wife is going away this weekend. There will be a large pizza and probably a Pub-sub. I appear to be a 62 year old woman, but in reality I am actually a 12 year old boy. Probably potato chips and cookies too.

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u/Neither_Pear4669 7h ago

Pork Ribs

Spouse hates pork in general, so I rarely cook it at all, but he especially hates smelling ribs

So ribs.

Usually with some sort of potato

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u/HerrikGipson 7h ago

I usually make some form of Asian food, especially Thai curries. My kids will not eat these, and they're some of my favorite things.

Rarely, I'll make a childhood favorite: spaghetti with butter and bagged fine grated cheese. Has to be the pre-grated bagged stuff, like Kraft triple cheddar or colby-jack. It's not cheese sauce, it's pasta covered with shredded cheese. Like a baked potato. Ideally you add the cheese a little at a time and eat it so fast it doesn't have time to melt.

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u/Material-Speed6190 7h ago

My family will eat yellow curry, but red and green come out when they leave 

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u/InannasPocket 7h ago

Mediocre Chinese takeout and tequila.

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u/a_mom_who_runs 7h ago

Take out- whatever I want, usually Thai or sushi. Followed by some kind of chocolate bar for later to be enjoyed while I watch trash reality TV and knit 😌

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u/elephantwhiskers4eva 6h ago

We could be best friends 😅

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u/iarobb 6h ago

Is it embarrassing to admit that I’m a 61 year old gay man who loves nothing more than a can of spaghettios for dinner whenever my partner of 31 years is away at a conference. Not to mention fried spam for breakfast the following morning. I eat the spaghettios right out of the can while watching YouTube videos of tiny house living. That’s what we ate all the when I was in the military.

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u/redbanjo 7h ago

Order pizza delivered from a nice local place. And I have a nice bottle of red wine with it! Or, if we're talking about cooking, charcuterie with a nice bottle of red wine, There's a theme.

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u/fjiqrj239 7h ago

There's usually a box of Kraft Dinner, eaten straight from the pot, with a can of Coke 0. And for longer trips, one night at the Pizza Hut buffet.

I tend to prep a mix of appetizer type stuff; cheese, olives, pickled vegetables, some hummus and tatziki, meatballs, chicken skewers, a few hearty salads, pita bread, veggies and dip, a pureed soup, and graze on that for a few days.

My spouse makes a giant pot of Japanese curry, another of cream stew and some rice, and happily lives on that.

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u/EatMorePieDrinkMore 7h ago

I eat the laziest food or takeout. One time I ate an entire bag of Costco dumplings over three days.

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u/Outrageous-Sail-6901 7h ago

Tostitos scoops drowned in glow in the dark nacho cheese and pickled jalapeños

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u/Powerful_Two2832 7h ago

Butter noodles.

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u/No_Kaleidoscope9901 7h ago

Tombstone frozen pizza. My husband is from Italy and this would offend him, but it reminds me of what I used to eat when I was babysitting as a teen. I will also bake a dessert and eat way more than I should.

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u/gardengirl147 7h ago

Something my partner won’t eat. Usually fish or seafood like salmon with mayo and lemon cooked in parchment paper and risotto.

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u/Least_Bat_1459 4h ago

I'm similar, my fiance will eat salmon and trout but that's about it when it comes to her liking fish. So when she's out of town I get a whole snapper and just devour it with my hands on top of the oven after its done baking

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u/TruCarMa 7h ago

I DoorDash Chili’s. I lived in rural towns for several years, and Chili’s is a godsend for small towns. My husband (who has always lived in decent-sized cities) looks down his nose at Chili’s, so when he’s not here, I enjoy my Triple Dipper without shame.

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u/pacifistpotatoes 7h ago

Kraft mac. Then pizzareia pretzel combos. Some kind of cookie or ice cream Drinks.indulge in say yes to the dress or my lottery dream home.

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u/I_Enjoy_Beer 7h ago

I dream of such nights.

Gonna go one of two ways.  A nice meal of a good ribeye with mashed potatoes that I obsessively create, or I just order an entire pizza and a dozen chicken wings.

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u/dave493333 7h ago

I buy a whole camembert, a box of triscuits, and 2kg of strawberries. I melt the cheese in the oven and eat it on the crackers. I have the strawberries by themselves because they are impossible to improve upon.

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u/OnlyDaysEndingInWhy 6h ago

Hear me out on the strawberries. Maybe just try one so you don't "ruin" the batch if you don't care for it, but a little balsamic (either just the vinegar or a glaze if you have it) and black pepper is magical on strawberries.

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u/C4PT-pA5Tq 6h ago

Mushrooms, usually stuffed!!! fucking love them, but she is allergic. She doesn't mind if I order them or eat them while she is around, as long as I brush my teeth before we kiss, however, I just dont like to risk having them around im the house like i used to. I even stopped growing them, idk kinda sucks but definitely not worth someone's life.

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u/Few-Explanation-4699 8h ago

Yep. Junk food

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u/crossstitchbeotch 7h ago

Swiss fondue

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u/ironmonkey09 7h ago

Whip up some carne guisada with a side of red rice, charro beans, and homemade flour tortillas.

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u/Fahn_ 7h ago

So much fish and seafood. He can't stand it and doesn't know how to cook it and since we share every meal we save by only making meals we will both eat. But when I'm by myself? Full bear diet of fish and berries!

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u/Anxious-Bat4818 7h ago

Onions.  My husband is mildly allergic so we don't normally have them in the house.  When he's gone I buy a few onions and use it on EVERYTHING.  Will literally add a whole roasted onion to a meal lol

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u/podgida 7h ago

Honestly, I'm the one who cooks. When my wife goes out on her business trips, I get a break from cooking and thats my treat. I get to live on PB&J.

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u/watered_garden 8h ago

Chips and dip.

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u/ipadtherefor 7h ago

Drink scotch whiskey all night long. Shameful.

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u/GraveyardQueen4124 6h ago

And listen to Steely Dan while you do. ;-)

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u/concerto25 7h ago

Yes! A nice single malt, with a cigar...heaven!

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u/CrowMeris 5h ago

Hello, Deacon Blues!

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u/Carefree_Highway 6h ago

Careful behind the wheel

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u/blood-dumper420 8h ago

Sushi or pizza

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u/Useful-Advantage2665 7h ago

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I take a break from cooking.

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u/boxbrownieaesthetic 7h ago

I bake a 8x8 cake and eat the whole thing before they come home.

Also love a plate of microwave nachos in bed when I'm alone

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u/Butchbee 7h ago

My partner (soon to be spouse!!!) will NOT eat a handful of things that are guilty pleasures of mine so I always load up when she’s gone on her week long work trips
These include steak with mashed potatoes, steak over an entire bag of salad (has been shelved due to the Scary Lettuce here in the US), hot dogs, literally anything buffalo or ranch based, and just like sooooooo many olives or pickles straight out the jar alongside some shitty off-brand Kraft singles (I would never subject her to that last one. That’s solely a Me Dinner.)

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u/happyherbivore 6h ago

We're mostly vegetarian and fish but when I'm home alone I fire up the grill cook up a steak (rubbed with salt, pepper, and old bay, and cooked just shy of medium rare), and eat it alongside that shitty pasta salad from every grocery store in the Midwest. Just me, my meat, and a white creamy mess.

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u/Junior_Ad_3301 6h ago

S l e e p

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u/Jewish-Mom-123 7h ago

Creamed chicken livers on toast. Or chopped liver. I love it so and they won’t touch any kind of liver.

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u/SqueegieSqueeger 8h ago

Frozen pizza and chicken nuggets

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u/Retro-Modern_514 7h ago

50% treat and 50% don't see the point in cooking when it's just me.....

Chicken wings. I usually just coat in Hoi Sin Sauce and airfry them.

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u/stizzleswick 7h ago

I'll indulge in some of the foods we don't eat for dietary restriction reasons. My husband is lactose intolerant, so i go straight for the CHEESE! I also eat less meat when I'm alone, more fruit, and lots of boba tea.

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u/judy-7348 7h ago

Steak and milk shakes to celebrate my alone time.

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u/middlingachiever 7h ago

Shrimp.

My spouse is allergic to shrimp, so I never buy it when he’s home.

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u/Master-Leopard-2642 7h ago

Grill some ribeye steaks or smoke babyback ribs. After I clean the house, and I just sit and enjoy that clean smelling peace

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u/hide_pounder 7h ago

An entire stouffers lasagna. All to myself. It might take me four meals, but its all mine

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u/Aeolus_14_Umbra 7h ago

Scotch and fig newtons.

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u/masterhoots 7h ago

I put a movie on and eat a whole pie of pizza in bed.

If you haven't eaten pizza in bed, I would suggest trying it out.

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u/Dry-Chair3712 7h ago

Combo plate of Chinese food and romance comedy movies

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u/MrLoronzo 7h ago

Canned corned beef hash, fried crispy, with an egg. (She can’t stand the smell.)

Or some combination of duck and/or curry.

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u/Wrong_Profession_512 6h ago

Ethiopian takeaway every time!

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u/GirsGirlfriend 7h ago

Oh I love this! My husband goes on work trips a few times a year and i totally experimental with recipes ive never tried! Usually it's stuff he doesnt like because hes picky! Last time I made a bad ass chicken bacon ranch Alfredo pasta with a thin and crispy chicken cutlet it turned out perfect!

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u/PantsyFants 7h ago

Maangchi's cheese fire chicken! Nobody else in the family likes the heat & also no one wants to been kept awake all night by my acid reflux

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u/chugtron 7h ago

Tacos from the sketchy taco place that bothers my wife. Like it’s actually in a sketchy spot, but I know enough Spanish to make it work at the counter (and get laughed at)

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u/Asianpersuasion27 7h ago

White Castle, Burger King, and Hotdogs in the order

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u/Apprehensive-Hat-382 7h ago

A pint of haagen daaz chocolate peanut butter ice cream and a glass of red wine

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u/tiny_bamboo 6h ago

My partner is away for 2-3 weeks every quarter. I make all the things he doesn’t like to eat: Chicken piccata, Pad Thai, Pupusas, Bitterballen, Chicken wings, Falafel, Jollof rice, Lumpia. . . It’s party time for me!😂

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u/MyBetterNature7637 6h ago

$40 worth of Costco Dungeness crab with a half stick of melted butter but I feel guilty. Or super spicy lamb vindaloo, which they won’t touch

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u/Carefree_Highway 6h ago

Kielbasa and sauerkraut. Maybe a roast beef sandwich w rare roast beef.

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u/llamadramalover 6h ago

Me and my daughter eat noodles and butter and go to our favorite hibachi place when the man is gone. We regret nothing.

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u/angry_cucumber 6h ago

I eat the entire pizza, then hibernate until they come back

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u/johnstonb 6h ago

Last time my husband was away I ate chips and queso and pomegranate margaritas for dinner. It was AMAZING!!!

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u/CauliflowerDaffodil 7h ago

Usually something with shrimp since we can't have them when he's home because he's allergic to them.

He usually orders a pizza or buffalo wings when he's alone for the night and watches a movie.

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u/Equal-Bluebird-1749 7h ago

I always make a big crock of black bean soup because hubs won’t touch beans and I LOVE them. I make enough to enjoy and freeze the rest for later!

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u/scornedandhangry 7h ago

Bagel bites and cheap burritos

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u/Kaurifish 7h ago

Dumplings

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u/Ohkaz42069 7h ago

Wife doesn't eat beef or pork. I make myself a really nice ribeye.

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u/faxmachine13 7h ago

Buttered noodles and other junk 😂

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u/Ok-Moment2223 7h ago

I just had it! Pizza rolls dipped in homemade Ranch and 2 bags of pumpkin spice mini muffins. 

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u/waffleconenightmare 7h ago

My husband is the person who drives to pick up our takeout, and isn’t a sushi fan (should we get a divorce………) so when he’s out of town I go absolutely FERAL with sushi DoorDash!

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u/Integer_Domain 7h ago

Seared tuna steak, mac & cheese, and sprouts. My wife doesn’t trust that I cook the tuna properly so I only have it when she’s away.

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u/bedmobile 6h ago

Puttanesca hefty with sardines, capers, and olives.

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u/p8ntballnxj 6h ago

Seafood. My wife hates the smell so I splurge when she's going to be gone for at least over night.

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u/atxbikenbus 6h ago

Steak with mushrooms. Salad with olives. Bleu cheese

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u/MartyQui 6h ago

Breakfast for dinner! My dad was a fireman and that was our treat when he worked nights.

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u/elephantwhiskers4eva 6h ago

Anything im digging that night! Soooo many options, and usually involves going to the supermarket or take out (bartaco, sushi, Piquito, freska, thai) .... i dont discriminate 😅

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u/Chuckle_Berry_Spin 6h ago

When my husband is out, it's all-beef hotdogs charred in a skillet or the air fryer. White bun. Topped with relish mustard and cheese if I want.

"How many hot dogs? Yeah, uh jeez I don't know... on average, take your whole week, and try to figure out what your daily amount would be... something like, I don't know, seven." -Timmy, WKUK

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u/Zeelopy 6h ago

I typically go for the most veggie loaded pizza. I’m not vegetarian but love veggies.

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u/dirthawker0 6h ago

Smoked sprats on crispbread with cream cheese. Spouse does not like the smell of smoked fish, mostly the smoky part. Also, barbecued baby backs.

Desserts involving lots of cream or butter, like baklava or a sans rival.

Kitfo at a Ethiopan restaurant - this is raw chopped beef in spiced butter, served slightly warm with mitmita (hot pepper spice) and farmers cheese. I have just one friend who will also eat it but they live in another state.

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u/RHND2020 6h ago

I get take out Indian or Thai (he doesn’t care for either), drink bourbon and watch movies I’ve seen before.

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u/Fuzzy-Requirement456 6h ago

chinese takeout

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u/chavjinx 5h ago

My Mom used to say “when I’m alone I just sit and watch the house not get messy” and now I understand.

I take myself out to eat. No fucking dishes.

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u/DrMonkeyLove 7h ago

That's when I cook the food that no one in my picky-ass family will eat! Steamed clams with melted butter, grilled salmon with blueberry compote, gumbo with spicy andouille. All of it!

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u/Elderberry_Smooth 7h ago

Staying up late cleaning/organizing while listening to musicals. My partner uses that time for fast food

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u/oldmanartie 7h ago

I meal prep. Mostly because I have a house full of teenagers and they eat everything.

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u/wi_voter 7h ago

Gnocchi fried in butter, onion, and garlic

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u/Artistic_Purpose1225 7h ago

Cheese, bean dip, smoked fish/seafood, nearly-burnt roasted broccoli, basically everything that gives me noxious burps and farts. 

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u/_wilde-at-heart 7h ago

I’m very averse to onions, including the smell, so I imagine my husband cooks/eats onions more when I’m out.

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u/Alaska_Pipeliner 7h ago

Expensive ass steak, smashed potatoes, brussel sprouts with craisins and a balsamic reduction

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u/Prairie_Crab 6h ago

My husband was gone for a week recently. I made a pot roast in the slow cooker because he doesn’t like it. It was amazing! I also had takeout Pad Thai and a big ol’ salad.

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u/Visual_Astronomer_38 6h ago

You fry up some garlic in a little bit of oil and lightly salt it and then you dip some bread in it. Magic.

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u/PurchaseImpressive18 6h ago

A big ass pork chop and a baked potato. Some kind of veggie on the side. I love a simple pork chop, makes me feel all full and fuzzy inside lol.

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u/chambourcin 6h ago

Pineapple pizza

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u/Bott 6h ago

Tuna casserole.

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u/GraveyardQueen4124 6h ago

Tuna and macaroni salad. My husband hates it, so it's my me dinner.

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u/awkwardchip_munk 6h ago

Ice cream out of the container 😋

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u/Necessary-Society404 6h ago

Potato chips dipped in ketchup

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u/LaylaMoonUnit 6h ago

I make carbonara or steak stroganoff because he doesn’t like either of those.

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u/PinkSunsetFan 5h ago

I’ve been known to have ice cream for dinner when there’s no one else at home to judge me. And seconds, if I want.

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u/Txdust80 5h ago

Sushi, schlotzsky’s (austin Tx based food chain) original sandwich, big bowl of chopped spinach steamed (wife hates frozen spinach), Salisbury steaks. The salisbury steaks one is a big one because these are the cheap frozen dinner ones. I don’t want to shame anyones dinner, but because my wife has known me to cook stuff from scratch, making frozen salisbury steaks would be me phoning it in. And since they aren’t popular in the house, I would never serve those for dinner for the family because they don’t like them and they aren’t exactly that good for you and there are more popular frozen to oven dinners that they do enjoy like pot pies. Tons of salt, low quality meat, preservatives like crazy. But there is an occasional school lunch craving I get of these things so if Im home alone I might buy a family package of them and eat off them for the weekend. Funny enough my wife will eat instant mashed potatoes for the same reason when Im not home. I make homemade mashed over instant, but sometimes she just wants her school lunch mashed potatoes

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u/rygomez 5h ago

Ill hit the store and grab a steak or carne asada or a pork chop and ill make 1 or 2 sides depending on how high I get once they leave. Ill pick up early or the day before so I can marinate/throw on a rub then grill everything (usually try to do roasted veg but sometimes the kids dont enjoy) I love doing at least 1lb of asparagus with olive oil salt and pepper and devouring the whole pile along with the meat

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u/Babumman 5h ago

Skyline chili. I live in California and my wife and kids hate it, but man it's great on occasion.

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u/doctordoctorpuss 5h ago

I make my parents’ bastard version of beef stroganoff. Starts with cooking some ground beef and onion, then adding a can of cream of mushroom, and a can of cream of chicken. Add sour cream, salt, and pepper to taste, and serve on a bed of white rice. It’s more nostalgic than it is tasty, but I love it just the same

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u/super-wookie 5h ago

This has been a delightful and slightly unhinged read, thank you!

For me it's ... nothing specific, it's just meals at much weirder hours and slightly more pizza

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u/BenGen17 4h ago

Soup. They all claim they hate soup

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u/Brief_Refrigerator70 2h ago

Raos Lasagna frozen meal. Pop that sucker in the oven and then feast. It’s the best frozen meal I’ve ever had

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u/MYOB3 7h ago edited 7h ago

Last week, I was flying solo. ( hubs took the kids camping) I made angel hair pasta in clam sauce, just for me!
I also picked up a veggie pizza, just for me! (I was feeling a little like Kevin Mccalister)

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u/IJourden 7h ago

The essential list (note I have two kids, my wife doesn't care if I do this stuff, So it's more about a kid-free weekend):

  • Listen to music without earbuds

  • cook food no one else likes

  • no pants

  • watch a rated R movie on something bigger than a phone

  • porn with the volume on

  • take a shower that's longer than 10 minutes

  • get a real night's sleep omg

Fairly certain my wife does the same thing if she has a weekend alone, except for the cooking, because she hates cooking. She'll just eat bagels with cheese on them and sour candy all weekend.

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u/roxictoxy 7h ago

Am I the only one that doesn't wait until my whole family is gone to eat what I want??? This is such an odd trend!

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u/Sugarpiehoneybunt 4h ago

I stock up on yummy forbidden snacks, a bottle of wine and make sure I have a great book and spend the entire weekend in my Jammie’s/bed/bathtub. I go to sleep when I’m tired and wake up whenever and stay in bed as long as I want. I am always internally excited when I hear an absence is coming!

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u/MIKRO_PIPS 4h ago

Wheat sandwich bread, mayo (or miracle whip if I’m feelin’ crazy), yellow mustard, Bologna, American cheese, ice burg lettuce and Doritos smashed in.

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u/FKA-Scrambled-Leggs 3h ago

A giant soft pretzel with ground mustard AND beer cheese.

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u/MrCockingFinally 2h ago

Onions. My wife hates onions, and hates the smell of them on my breath. If she is away for a few days, I am eating caramelized onions with breakfast, french onion soup, onion on sandwhiches, tons of onion in everything I cook.

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u/BubbleCrum 7h ago edited 7h ago

I dont wait for my family to leave in order to eat my favorite foods lol.

Edit- I dont usually give a fuck about downvotes, but being downvoted for sharing things I enjoy with my family is peak reddit lmao

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u/mamaciabatta 7h ago

Same, I prefer to share my favorite foods with my family.

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u/insomniacred66 4h ago

Yeah I don't really eat when I'm by myself. I like having my husband around. We both like everything so it's fun.

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u/chummers73 7h ago

Homemade pizza, wings, or cheesesteak

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u/Acceptable_Shine_183 7h ago

Tacos for the win

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u/johannaishere 7h ago

Steak with an herbed butter and a baked sweet potato on the side. It’s not that he won’t eat it it’s that it takes too long to make and I don’t want to hear anyone complaining that I’m taking too much time cooking.

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u/caddy45 7h ago

Pork chops and home made sushi

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u/lawndarted 7h ago

Breakfast burritos all day. Ill make like 6 in the morning and not cook again. Maybe a smoothie as well. Zero dishes = zero cleanup. Then its just me and porn with the sound on.

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u/Mr-Thuun 7h ago

When I lived in the States, pizza, wings, soda and games.

Now, eggs and chicken. Maybe gaming, maybe movie, usually doom scroll YouTube.

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u/Yakker65 7h ago

Steak and ribs

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u/menachu 7h ago

A.T.K shrimp poboys. Best sandwich on earth.

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u/Kl0wn91 7h ago

The foods that the fat kid in me wants. A day of pizza rolls, chicken nuggets, and grilled cheese!

And whatever else I end up craving/creating after a joint.

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u/DANPARTSMAN44 7h ago

Cheesesteak!!

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u/bowdowntopostulio 7h ago

Steak for me. Chicken and baked potato for my daughter. We call it fancy dinner. She makes us a fruit salad as well!

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u/reload_noconfirm 7h ago

I DoorDash something like Taco Bell 😆
Or if I’m feeling fancy it’s a charcuterie situation.

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u/No_Trouble9808 7h ago

I’m boring. I’m also a Grandma. I still have friends. We have a girls night and watch movies. I do that even when my husband is home.

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u/rshining 7h ago

Generally either I make pasta and a very chunky sauce with sausages and lots of veggies or a platter of extremely loaded nachos- I love them with heaps of lettuce and veggies on top, and no one else does. Homemade chocolate pudding for dessert.

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u/hyrooligan 7h ago

This has yet to happen to me.

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u/quay-cur 6h ago

My treat to myself is an easy and quick meal. If I’m not expected to cook for anyone I’m having grilled cheese and canned soup

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u/BravestBlossom 6h ago

Peppers onions and sausage on a bun!

Seafood, usually shrimp.

He can't stand peppers or seafood. It's so nice to enjoy things without the stink eye!!

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u/Tall_Birthday_7654 6h ago

Pancakes! Breakfast for dinner is the best

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u/UnprecedentedEchos 6h ago

Cream Brûlée or Tiramisu.

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u/snak_attak 6h ago

Sushi lol

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u/adventuring_on 6h ago

My spouse is away for a week soon and it’s my first time home alone overnight without him since we married, so I’m taking notes and stocking up!

Usually I cook fairly elaborate dinners every night, and meal prep nice national lunches for us both. But I default to snacks or leftovers when he’s not home for a meal. But I can’t do that for an entire week, unfortunately

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u/Automatic_Tea_2550 6h ago

Smelly cheese, especially gorgonzola. My husband can’t bear the smell.

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u/Dogwood_morel 6h ago

Offal, wild game, or stinky fish. I absolutely love spending the time to make awesome lengua tacos, or seared heart, all while snacking on tinned fish or smoked fish that they don’t enjoy. Maybe do rabbit fajitas or a foraged cream of mushroom soup with squirrel.

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u/CrowMeris 6h ago

Not "shameful", but...

Salmon patties, fried mushrooms, and beets. My husband is generally the most easy-going dude in the world, especially as it comes to food, but these are three things he just cannot abide.

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u/fing_delightful 6h ago

Something called red kibble, modeled after Naomi's specialty on the Expanse! It uses TVP and he hates it, but I think it's pretty damn good in a rice bowl.

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u/lasion2 6h ago

I cook the things my wife won’t eat. Liver with onions and bacon. Various veal dishes. Salmon.

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u/stilts 6h ago

Lots of kimchi!

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u/youre_not_fleens 5h ago

Cheese plate, favorite drink, favorite tv show!

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u/JeanVJ_24601 5h ago

I will make the comfort dishes my mom used to make when I was a kid, that my husband doesn’t really care for. She used to make a fried spaghetti that head strips of beef and soy sauce blend and we’d slather it with ketchup before eating it. Probably sounds so gross, but that is honestly one of my favorite food memories!

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u/NuclearNutSlap 5h ago

Fried chicken, buffalo wings, italian sausage smothered in peppers, onions and mustard. All of it eaten standing up over the sink with a beer, negroni, and or old fashion.

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u/drallafi 5h ago

I get a Costco sized pack of pork belly and deep fry it.

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u/moratnz 5h ago

My wife has a bunch of grain intolerances (not gluten intolerance, but loosely similar), so all the pasta, all the time.

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u/xiipaoc 5h ago

Used to be that I would order something nice. Now I cook, so when they go away for a night or a weekend, that's my chance to clean the kitchen. I can remove everything from the freezer and reorganize it, scrub down the back of the fridge, all the stuff I don't feel like doing with the wife and kids around. And I can celebrate by cooking something that stinks up the house!

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u/Embarrassed-Song-272 5h ago

Oof - this thread title!

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u/MrSprockett 5h ago

Popcorn. Chased with chocolate and a cup of tea.

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u/SpinachNew7380 5h ago

I typically eat what I want when I want, but if my partner's away I'll likely have fast food delivery at least once and cook something we both like, but I want to eat all of, like salmon.

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u/TheRedditAppSucccks 5h ago

Pasta pasta pasta

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u/Exceptional_Mary 5h ago

I order a big ole dinner from my fav restaurant, bottle of wine, creamy chocolatey dessert.

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u/CatteNappe 5h ago

Tonight was an example. Spouse detests sea food so I usually do something in that line, and tonight was one of my standard favorites. Boil pasta (small elbows or shells). Poach shrimp and cut up in bite size pieces. Halve cherry tomatoes. Melt a tablespoon of butter and lightly saute one clove of minced garlic, toss pasta, shrimp and tomatoes in the butter. Coarse ground black pepper on top. Some grated parm or some feta if you want to be "extra".