r/Dachshund • u/crispymillar • 1d ago

Image Proposal...

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12.9k Upvotes

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u/myheadhurts_more 1d ago

I can get behind this

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u/_Superme_ 1d ago

Motion passed, official name change effective immediately.

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u/the_sweetest_peach 1d ago

Behind, in front of, on top of, underneath, adjacent to, I’m here for it. 😂

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u/UrsaMajor7th 16h ago

I've heard that about you.

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u/Marcusnovus 1d ago

I hereby declare with supreme authority, this be named as such.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

The crown sells it for me.

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u/theironschenk 1d ago

Biblically accurate weiner chest

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u/__Mauritius__ 1d ago

Also size accurate representation of a Dachshunds ego.

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u/the_sweetest_peach 1d ago

It’s just fate, I swear.

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u/SerenityFliesOn 1d ago

Ween Lake. I like it

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u/R_Weebs 1d ago

“Come dip your weiner”

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u/coly8s 1d ago

"This water is cold, and deep": your Weiner.

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u/FUTURE10S 22h ago

Imagine finding a mollusk at Ween Lake. Did you find it in the sandy ground? Does it emulate the ocean's sound?

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u/BrokenBlades377 1d ago

His crown is Kingston im dying

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u/nighttimenerd 1d ago

I like this better 😝

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u/Hadrian1233 1d ago

Those poor little legs were not made to bear the weight of the sins of humanity.

Tis the least we can do

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u/crispymillar 1d ago

Irresistible eyes and snoot :O!

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u/Acrobatic-Ad4879 1d ago

solving geo political crisis here .. love it

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u/bemyhorcrux111 1d ago

Yes. Perfection

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u/Agreeable_Pomelo2360 1d ago

i approve! asked my mom too and she also agreed!

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u/Pammeah 1d ago

The crown makes it

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u/electricvapor 1d ago

As a lakeside resident

I approve

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u/HolyFlyingNuns 1d ago

It sounds better than Lake of America, but it'll always be Ontario and we all know that.

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u/Jan_Spontan 20h ago

I'd say Ontario is the name of the weenie

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u/HolyFlyingNuns 19h ago

Tario for short.

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u/totaled99 1d ago

I vote, Yay, anyone else?

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u/LCPL_Desisto 1d ago

I’d vote for it

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u/Cerridwen1981 1d ago

Agreed!

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u/Alder_Tree2793 1d ago

The crown tops it off nicely 👌

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u/imjerry 1d ago

It says "Kingston" on it!

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u/beanbaconsoup 1d ago

The side eye is perfect, I'm dying

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u/tekmuse 1d ago

I like it! Much better than that America thing.

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u/_Miss__Behavior_ 1d ago

We accept.

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u/DachshundWarLord 1d ago

I approve this message.

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u/wasthatapenguin 1d ago

This proposal has been reviewed and approved by Ambassador Stimpy, official diplomat of the Department of Daschunds.

In addition to his duties with the DoD, Ambassador Stimpy has served his people dutifully as a Colonel in the Chiweenie Corps - Happy to also report the Chiweenies have no objections, but they do reserve their right to bark at anything and nothing both before and after the proposal has taken effect.

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u/PossessionFar1507 1d ago

Yessss!!!! Immediately approved!!!

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u/creativetag 1d ago

This is the best idea ever!

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u/The1stSimply 1d ago

Petition to make the ballroom the shape of a dachshund and have golden dachshund statues everywhere

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u/ChimpoSensei 1d ago

Finally a good resolution!

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u/DeltaDied 1d ago

I meannnn better than wtf just happened

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u/Manginaz 1d ago

Awww, the Crown is over Kingston. Bless your heart.

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u/Consistent-Storage52 1d ago

Better than what google did

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u/fournameslater 1d ago

I like it, but changing hydronyms needs to stop.

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u/coly8s 1d ago

Is that where hydronymphs come from? Asking for a friend.

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u/ThorsMustache_ps4 1d ago

Lake Weenitonka

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u/DrunkenMemphian 1d ago

I think you missed the sweet ass hair cut in place of a forced crown.

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u/NotARagDoll 1d ago

The paw over Rochester, we get flooded?

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u/Fit_Technology_9411 1d ago

It's a unicorn not a king

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u/chinaPresidentPooh 1d ago

Sorry Rochester. We're going to have to excavate you.

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u/RainbowRavenclaw2 1d ago

Sure, get rid of Rochester. I'll say goodbye to my alma mater for a good paw.

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u/raccoonportfolio 22h ago

Nailed the side eye

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u/chrismchoi 21h ago

Excellent!

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u/kvmw 17h ago

TIL two things: The lake looks like a dachshund, and Mapquest still exists. Maybe I should check in on my old Geocities account…

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u/UrsaMajor7th 16h ago

So Lake Erie is there because someone wouldn't wake up to let Ontario outside?

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u/xkuclone2 1d ago

Approved.

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u/LullabyThBrezsWhispr 1d ago

☠️ 🤣👏

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u/FlatPepper311 1d ago

I approve

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u/BetaTestMom 1d ago

yes. petition. i shall sign.

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u/coly8s 1d ago

International appeal!

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u/InternalMiserable698 1d ago

Sounds good to me.

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u/Blueporch 1d ago

Mapquest is planning to let users name their own lake for Lake Ontario. They already do it for the Gulf of Dachshunds.

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u/TXSunDee 1d ago

I’d def agree on that!

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u/Farmerstubble 1d ago

Wiener lake

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u/CubanLynx312 1d ago

Should made Toronto the butthole

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u/jt6229674 1d ago

This would make America great

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u/SryInternet101 1d ago

That, friend, is a Corgi.

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u/NorthGreenOnion 1d ago

Maybe for Lake Michigan

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u/Jimbus_2000 1d ago

That’s Karl

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u/MouseGloomy1283 1d ago

First Blow up Geneva, Second law of the land

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u/Dock_Ellis45 23h ago

I will defer to the Canadians on this one.

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u/Inevitable_Ad_501 2 Dachshund house ! 22h ago

Looks official to me. 😂

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u/BigEasy70347 18h ago

Love it!

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u/DrunkenMemphian 16h ago

Yeah yeah yeah lol

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u/Itchy-Assignment135 16h ago

This has got to be one of the best names for a place I’ve heard

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u/MJDragon85 15h ago

My grandparents used to have a picture of Peyto Lake hanging on the wall and I would call it Lagniappe Lake after our dachshund.

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u/DG40k 12h ago

Let's do it! Best name ever!

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u/boofdahpoo130 4h ago

I approve this message!

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u/psychxticrose Karl Barx ☭ 3h ago

Yes

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u/w3r0k 1d ago

Jeez, that’s a stretch.

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u/ConferenceUnlucky706 1d ago

What is the actual name of that lake?

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u/Agreeable_Pomelo2360 1d ago

lake ontario

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u/78rsabori 1d ago

Yaaaaaaaaaas!!

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u/mileshigh_5280 1d ago

No.... it's Lake Weenie.

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u/fnordfnordfnordfnord 1d ago

Make me President and this is done before the first 100 days is up.

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u/Ill-Raccoon2566 1d ago

I accept this change and only this one

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u/Thejapanesezombie 1d ago

Ontarian here: yes. 👍

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u/Pleasant-Chef6055 1d ago

Something I “could” get behind. No poop back there….

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u/krodd44 1d ago

😆❤️

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u/Pretend_Mud7 1d ago

approved

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u/LocusBlack 1d ago

lol😆

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u/space_for_username 1d ago

Rename Niagara to Ivana Falls...

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u/Signal_Level_3149 1d ago

As long as its "Lake Dachshund of America" I think we can roll with it

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u/Tomcat848484 1d ago

Because it used to be called Lake Canada, right?

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u/Agreeable_Pomelo2360 1d ago

lake ontario but yeah... US president tried to make it "lake america" though

Lake Ontario

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u/Tomcat848484 1d ago

That's my point. The whole lake America thing makes zero sense to begin with, but if you're going to rename it, why America when it isn't called Lake Canada. I guess America is the only word he could come up with.

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u/smashingkilljoy 1d ago

Maga reddits are that way...I suggest you go where you're wanted.