r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Evas0nAccutane • Aug 02 '26
Image Drivers in Greece have been driving over a collapsed bridge as it’s quicker than going around it.
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u/ImOnYew Aug 02 '26
Its quicker than going around until it isn't
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u/MrDilbert Aug 02 '26
True. But until it isn't, it will be.
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u/StevieMJH 29d ago
"How do we know if the bridge is safe?"
"If we get across it, it was safe, if we don't, it wasn't."
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u/vitrum_analytika Aug 02 '26
True, but until it isn't isn't quicker, it willn't be.
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u/Yuri_tardeder Aug 02 '26
Crikey
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u/RedditExecutiveAdmin Aug 02 '26
honestly "willn't" doesn't seem too bad tbh ngl tho fr
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u/Dude-Its-Summer-Woot Aug 02 '26
I love reading comments that are millennially-genz in their speak lol 😂
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u/OhItsMrCow Aug 02 '26
By subtracting were it is from were it isn't, or were it isn't from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference or deviation.
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u/aba_lancer Aug 02 '26
Wonder if lotteries are big over there.
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u/GlendrixDK Aug 02 '26
It's is, because no one is winning. They all use their luck on the bridge.
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u/freecodeio Aug 02 '26
classic gambler fallacy thinking
"I used up all my bad luck in the previous 100 times I've gambled my month's paycheck so today is the day"
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u/UranusIsPissy 29d ago
Yup. Unfortunately for some, there's no limit to how much "bad luck" you can get. Especially when the odds are stacked against you...
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u/agent674253 Aug 02 '26
If it was quicker to just go around it it would just be the way.
"It's supposed to be a challenge, that's why they call it a shortcut. If it was easy it would just be the way." -Rubin
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u/ProgressGlittering14 Aug 02 '26
Then it becomes a Greek tragedy.
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u/CapableCriticism2962 Aug 02 '26
Here you don't need a ferryman to cross the Styx!
If this was in Britain I'd say "Maybe it's a bridge too far!"
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u/RK9990 Aug 02 '26
Yes, but of course, it won't happen to me 🙂
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u/Debatablewisdom Aug 02 '26
“And if it does I’ll be on the news and can start a go fund me”
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u/Western-Image7125 Aug 02 '26
Look man, you either cross it quickly, or perish in the process. Either way is faster than going around
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u/whooo_me Aug 02 '26
Takes just a minute, until it takes the rest of your life.
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u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam 29d ago
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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u/agent58888888888888 Aug 02 '26
Nahh, but first guy put down some duct tape
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u/DookieShoez Aug 02 '26
I dump a bottle of super glue out the window each time I pass over it.
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u/cycycle Aug 02 '26
I hired some beavers to reinforce the bridge with logs. They’re out there every sunrise, sticking their morning wood under the bridge.
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u/Daemonic_One Aug 02 '26
Most plausible solution. Beavers will outbuild an Amish barn raising.
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u/aramis34143 Aug 02 '26
Wedged a Nokia in the gap under the support beam.
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u/FlapyG Aug 02 '26
Bro. Okay. It's just a bridge. No need to overdo it.
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u/TPRJones Aug 02 '26
There's a nokia flip phone under the short leg of my washing machine that has been keeping it perfectly level for over a decade. Those things indestructible.
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u/danethegreat24 Aug 02 '26
Weirdly reading this right after watching an episode of myth busters where they made a bridge out of duct tape.
Stuff is stronger than you might think but does stretch over time
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u/Little_View_6659 Aug 02 '26
If only Rick Grimes had used duct tape he wouldn’t have got blown up and then flown to the crm.
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u/Tecotaco636 Aug 02 '26
The council has also knocked on it twice and said "that ain't going nowhere", with that many layers of protection the bridge should hold on for another decade
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u/CoconutMochi Aug 02 '26
omg I saw charlie berens' video on that and then like a week later my dad was helping me with an oil change on my car and he said it 3 times in the space of a minute 😂
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u/unimportantinfodump Aug 02 '26
Ah they old throw a 2lb rock on the ice to see if it will hold a 200lb man trick
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u/Mateorabi Aug 02 '26
How long does that last though? Per crossing? Once a day? Every week or so?
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u/OptiGuy4u Aug 02 '26
It's all good until it's not good and then everyone knows it's not good anymore.
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u/Cinn4monSynonym Aug 02 '26
Windows down, seatbelt off and hope for the best.
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u/Kitchen-Cabinet-5000 Aug 02 '26
Don’t forget the aftermarket bright-as-the-sun headlight bulbs. Seems awfully common there.
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u/ElysianBookdragon Aug 02 '26
The thing is, this bridge which is in the Thessaly region, was destroyed during the "Daniel" storm 3 years ago, and after all this time, the government and local municipalities still haven't fixed it (among many other promised things) even though the people continue to pay their taxes. This leads everyday folk to have to use the old road, which at some intermissions adds at least 1-2 extra hours of driving, and it gets worse when truck drivers or farmers have to pass through. So the locals simply say fuck it, we're already plenty lucky to be alive while living with this shitshow of a government, a broken bridge is the least of our problems right now.
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u/West_Possible_7969 Aug 02 '26
It will not be fixed, a new one will be built a little further.
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u/rEYAVjQD Aug 02 '26
fixed it
You're not fixing a catastrophic collapse like that. It needs total reconstruction just like building a new bridge from scratch almost.
Source: engineering school.
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u/forward_x 29d ago
nah they just need to put a little support pole in right up under there at the middle! Ya know, for safety
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u/ViolinistCurrent8899 29d ago
That's only if you give a shit about people not dying.
This being the Greek gov't, this is a lower priority then not spending money.
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u/Pcat0 Aug 02 '26
I see no possible way for this genius time saving plan to go wrong.
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u/Major_Butthurt Aug 02 '26
This is a bridge on a rural road, so it doesn't get much traffic, only by people living nearby to get to the nearest city or other towns. They know the risk, but the alternative is +40 min drive (one way), so for them it's a risk their willing to take. It's been like that for 3 year I think, from the Daniel storm and hasn't collapsed. Won't collapse now, right?
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u/DevilBySmile Aug 02 '26
it hasnt been fixed for 3 years?
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u/Major_Butthurt Aug 02 '26
Yeap, Greek rural local government officials mostly suck
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u/DJOMaul 29d ago
Rural governments officials being mostly suck seems the be the human condition.
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u/hieronymous-cowherd 29d ago
You don't get ancient structures by rebuilding everything. Is Greek way.
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u/ChaiHai 29d ago
40 minutes is annoying, but I'd take the long way around so as not to die. D: This is some Fallout shit that I ain't comfortable reenacting.
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u/yebyen Aug 02 '26
You don't want to be the first person to try it... or the last person. But once it's more than ten or twenty already tried and succeeded, statistically, I don't know, ...
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u/Johannes_Keppler 29d ago
It's been like this for three years already. They'll be fine. Until they aren't.
There's not much money in Greece and especially not for fixing rural bridges. And corruption and incompetence take care of the little money there is.
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u/moon__lander 29d ago
What's it gonna do? Collapse second time? Yea right, what would be the chances of that?
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u/bleh-apathetic Aug 02 '26
Of course it's quicker than going around it, that's why bridges are built.
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u/DavyJonesCousinsDog Aug 02 '26
I mean it's still, for the moment, technically a bridge.
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u/itsfunhavingfun Aug 02 '26
It’s like a troubled bridge over water.
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u/Square-Singer Aug 02 '26
Someone laid it down.
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u/i_want_shokola Aug 02 '26
Imma lay YOU down if you don't drive me across this river in the shortest amount of time
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u/ordinaryaspee Aug 02 '26
I was going to comment the same thing. It may not be safe, or advised, but it does still serve it's purpose.
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u/Mammoth-Ad-107 Aug 02 '26
Seems unsafe for 1k Alex
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u/myturbanhasafirstnam Aug 02 '26
Alex ded
And you will be too eventually driving on this bridge
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u/Western-Image7125 Aug 02 '26
It’s ok the bridge was just settling. /s
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u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 Aug 02 '26
quicker than going around it
quicker AND doesn't require a boat.
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u/Mirar Aug 02 '26
https://www.the-sun.com/news/16727971/drivers-defy-warnings-cross-collapsed-bridge/
"Palaiopyrgos Bridge" 30km¹ or cross the bridge. It's been like this for 3 years
(¹ can't find the source for that again, but oh well)
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u/ttseco Aug 02 '26
I live in Greece and hadn't heard of that bridge until now! Here's the video from where the image was taken. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e63LiLgjbE0
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u/Clusterferno 29d ago
Of course it's quicker than going around, that's why there was a bridge in the first place
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u/FestivusErectus Aug 02 '26
It’s pretty safe to assume that driving over any bridge is quicker than going around. That’s why we have bridges.
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u/SamathaGhoul Aug 02 '26
i'm waiting for the news article showing a massive accident there and people are going to be shocked xD
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u/JaimeJabs Aug 02 '26
Ironically, an accident my make it better, two cars could fill the bottom and make the whole thing level again.
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u/Nitrotechgarage Aug 02 '26
Well if it ain't completely broken than don't fix what isn't broken. 🤷 😌
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u/Enginerdad Aug 02 '26
That bridge designer should either be in jail or have their face on Greek money, and I can't decide which one it is.
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u/Argy19ms Aug 02 '26
Only one of the options is possible because there is no Greek money, just euros.
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u/Lejga_Unga_tmle_gre Aug 02 '26
€ coins are localized though so you can still put him on there.
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u/James-the-Bond-one Aug 02 '26
They will start charging a toll for the car wash once it dips a bit into the water.
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u/Student___Driver Aug 02 '26
Obviously, it’s quicker than going around if that’s the entire point of a fucking bridge
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u/CaliIsReallyNice Aug 02 '26
Definitely not limited to Greece.
In California, a portion of Hwy1 washed out and one person's daily commute changed from about five miles to like 150 miles. I can promise you some people were off-roading around that.
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u/IDontSellMolly Aug 02 '26
Three years, they have had plenty time to fix this. They dont, won't for whatever reason.
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u/pumper911 Aug 02 '26
Driving in Greece was the scariest driving experience of my life. Was in Santorini and had to drive on one lane roads on cliffs without barriers that lead thousands of feet down. This was also all the while cars were heading towards us in the opposite direction and would just honk to let you know they were coming
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u/freethepeados Aug 02 '26
That's fair. I watched a movie the other day about some Greek guy who took a detour and it got him sidetracked for a while.
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u/Sweet_Mango- Aug 02 '26
Any one who drives across that bridge must be a bit suicidal or an adrenaline junkie lol.
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u/Careless_Owl_9244 Aug 02 '26
I once rented a car in Athens. We asked the attendant about some peculiar driving habits we had noticed, such as driving on the sidewalk. She thought about her answer for a moment and then just shrugged and replied “Is Greek way”
Among the friends that were with me on that trip, those three words have been etched in memory of that trip and have been applicable to many situations since. I think this might be one of those.