r/DeadlockTheGame 5h ago

Fluff What.

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380 Upvotes

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u/aiheng1 5h ago

Ivy is the most broken hero in the game right now and we need an emergency patch

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u/Hanna_Bjorn The biggest oversight 5h ago

The biggest🙌💯oversight🔭🔍with Ivy🌮🪨is that she's unbelievably sexy🤤💦🍆. I can't go on a hour🕐of my day🌞without thinking💭💦about plowing👉👌🚜that tight😳Stone🪨ass💦🍑. I'd kill🔫😱a man👨 in cold❄️blood😈just to spend💷a minute⏱️with her crotch🍑😫grinding against my throbbing💦🍆💦manhood💦🍆💦as she whispers🙊😫terribly dirty💩💩things to me in her geographically🌍🌎ambiguous🌏🗺️accent🇪🇸.

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u/Alibaba_Palace Vyper 4h ago

You're the sole reason "Meet the Gargoyle" has 1.2 million views huh?

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u/gae_with_da_knife 3h ago

no im guilty too

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u/Creeptech_YT Billy 1h ago

The biggest🙌💯oversight🔭🔍with Ivy🦇🪨is that she's unbelievably adorable 🥰👍🤗. I can't go on a hour🕐of my day🌞without thinking 💭💕about snuggling 🤗that gentle Stone🪨creature🦇. I'd kill🔫😱a man👨 in cold❄️blood😈 just to spend💷a minute⏱️with her hand curled up with mine🤝🙏as she whispers🤫😶sweet and comforting things to me☺️🦇🗣️ in her geographically🌍🌎ambiguous🌏🗺️accent🇲🇽.

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u/Purplepotato58 Lash 5h ago

Get it twisted: you are the most broken hero in the game right now, and you need an emergency patch

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u/hyper-fan 4h ago

Exactly, MY hero is perfectly balanced and makes no mistakes or errors in combat, it’s YOUR hero who is completely unfair and broken. The Lash is the only exception as the only other balanced character

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u/RyIanderjc 15m ago

As a lash main, the amount of people who don’t play him and still say he’s balanced (spirit lash fuck gun lash) makes me know i need to keep playing the lash

1

u/Motor-Design-4932 Celeste 3h ago

😭

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u/GreyBigfoot Mo & Krill 5h ago

Somebody made a post saying “warden is the most broken hero in the game right now we need an emergency patch”

And the build posted was pretty regular for warden, only big standout was veil walker. He’s a fine hero to be sure, but the sensationalized title inspired people to make jokes about it.

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u/SynGGP 5h ago

Ohhhh its a meme, was wondering because each post had slightly different content from each other, the post title is the meme

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u/LightoRaito 10m ago

If you ever see a series of posts with titles in the same format like this, just assume that someone is being clowned on.

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u/popylung 4h ago

The build also builds his abilities really weird

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u/TearOpenTheVault 4h ago

Yeah, maxing the shield second leaves the whole thing feeling really wonky. I'm also a big proponent of putting two in his flask, then one in his shield before maxing flask so you get the added movement.

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u/TheWolf2068 Ivy 2h ago

If you are talking about the LIGHTBRINGER build, then you are wrong. Maybe they updated it but now it's Flask -> prison -> shield ->ult in that order

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u/TearOpenTheVault 59m ago

They definitely have updated it because I was still on the older build and it went 1-2-4-3 which is a wild build order.

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u/Rom_ulus0 4h ago

copy pasta of a "broken" build with every fuckin tier 4 item in the game on screen

3

u/djaqk Lash 4h ago

tbf I dislike when builds never extend thier range to ultra late game. Sometimes I gotta replace some stopgap T2 item with a T4, but often guides will just leave out a ton of viable T4 options from the late game optional section, if they wven have one at all. Even supports might find themselves absurdly rich in the occasional stallfest, and its better to be prepped than not yk

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u/Rom_ulus0 4h ago

Well the thing you're meant to do is turn on your brain and buy a counter pick to replace your t2 which is very situational and more or less ends up with "but any t4 that seems good right now"

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u/TheBigToast72 5h ago

The craziest part is that the original isnt even there

6

u/SprinklesLivid5332 3h ago

Silver is the most silver hero in the game right now and we need an emergency silver

2

u/SynGGP 2h ago

We can always use more silver 🙌🏼

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u/Otherwise-Remove4681 Viscous 3h ago

The game is broken and unbalanced yes. That is why its fun

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u/baldiplays 3h ago

People are actually trying to be creative and making characters they are passionate about work and not being a meta slave? Shut it down folks. We can’t have fun here.

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u/SynGGP 2h ago

Apparently this is a meme, I couldn’t tell tho

2

u/baldiplays 2h ago

Crap.

Shit.

Fuck.

I’m gonna get downvoted now.

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u/SynGGP 2h ago

Lolz, u get my upvote 🤣😭