r/Destiny • u/gregyo • 9h ago

Shitpost Which would you rather be?

Let’s settle this debate.

515 votes, 2d left
Hasan’s Dog
Pisco’s Boy
15 Upvotes

81% Upvoted

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u/No_Cheesecake5181 Based Loremaster Dossad Agent 8h ago

Fucking Sophie's Choice up in here.

2

u/BlindBattyBarb 7h ago

I know both are not good...but I figured as the dog at least I could eventually run away 😂

26

u/Tyto451 8h ago

Minecraft

19

u/Beneficial-Dress-515 8h ago

I only voted for hasans dog because it gives an opportunity to take a huge crap in his shoes :(

10

u/j821c 8h ago

Think of the shocks that follow though

10

u/Beneficial-Dress-515 8h ago

jokes on him im into it.

4

u/j821c 8h ago

When you shock the dog and instead of yelping it says "harder"

14

u/KiSUAN Not a stater just an american 8h ago

Pisco's Boy and the reason is simple, when I eventually bite Hasan and chew his balls I'm going to be put down, when I do the same with my boy balls I might do some years in slammer but I'll survive.

8

u/HolyErr0r 8h ago

Pisco's Boy, super easy, this way you can infinitely abuse him and he will run defense for you as you try to destroy the Democratic party.

2

u/ShadyMan2 7h ago

Nah he only runs defense for wierdos and strangers. For friends he runs those hands verbally

5

u/Eins_Nico scowling woke white woman 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11jZFOBgDDxoaI

1

u/nerdy_chimera 3h ago

Literally use a spoon to carve out my throat as painfully as possible.

2

u/Seethcoomers 8h ago

Ur mom's toothbrush

2

u/ShooobieXY 8h ago

I invoke the gradient binary shift. You are bad faith/lost the argument/actually in agreement with me etc etc etc.

2

u/noelleidle 🇪🇺🇳🇱 8h ago

emotional or physical abuse 😔

2

u/Oephry 7h ago

Yeah this community is cooked. I'll take being a rich dog who gets shocked sometimes and my tail possibly pulled than be Pisco's boy. Pisco is socially regarded. I have no idea what his personal life looks like, but if it's anything like how he navigates these streamers relationships I'm good.

1

u/Imaginary_Use_3893 8h ago

Yesorno vs ⚡️

1

u/Infamous-Skippy 8h ago

Infamous-Skippy

1

u/ShadyMan2 7h ago

As great man once said "I would shoot myself"

1

u/Dude_Nobody_Cares Based Destiny Glazer 7h ago

HOLD ON. You need to admit there are version's of piscos boy that are better than hasan's dog and versions of hasan's dog that are better than pisco's boy!

1

u/Kitchen-Thing4616 7h ago

Its close xD

1

u/PPSaini 6h ago

Hasan's dog. I would hope I would get shocked to minecraft soon over living in the agony that is these two choices. 

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u/Puppet_J 1h ago

Dog, I'd rebel.