Slabtown

r/EF5 • u/DarkSide830 • 9h ago

Outjerked IT'S HAPPENING EVERYONE

169 Upvotes

SLABTOWN SLABBER!!!

30 comments

r/EF5 • u/SavageFisherman_Joe • 14h ago

Tornado Emergency Purple polygon and a 20 mile wide debris ball. New tornado emergency just dropped

76 Upvotes

13 comments

r/EF5 • u/PlaneNut7 • 18h ago

"Slight" Risk everyone in new york is dead

72 Upvotes

21 comments

r/EF5 • u/Exact-Ambassador-693 • 17h ago

The Suck Zone This needs a tornado emergency. EF5 drought might be over soon.

38 Upvotes

3 comments

r/EF5 • u/BrassLobster • 19h ago

Small boats and fished are all dead

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38 Upvotes

Saw this off the Florida Keys this morning, praying no small boats or fish were harmed.

0 comments

r/EF5 • u/CRL1999 • 13h ago

Press F in chat

33 Upvotes

5 comments

r/EF5 • u/yeezy_com • 15h ago

Weed Trimmer how do I makehim go away

31 Upvotes

i found him in my bart and now he DOES NOT leave me alone i have been feeding him gluten free breakfast sausage salmwiches in the hopes that malnutrition will enfeeble him but he's still here and i dont like it

8 comments

r/EF5 • u/tor-con_sucks • 7h ago

Safest place to shelter? Getting slabbed at a Bruno Mars concert

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26 Upvotes

8 comments

r/EF5 • u/Fit-Breadfruit4801 • 8h ago

Tomorrow In Ontario

20 Upvotes

stole this meme from Luka Yaskiw on Twitter

2 comments

r/EF5 • u/Internal_Kangaroo_73 • 13h ago

That's plum wild the worlds first velocity hook echo

17 Upvotes

this is a slabber

4 comments

r/EF5 • u/TrueVelocity42 • 16h ago

Everyone in McKinney is dead Everyone in Southern Ontario is dead

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13 Upvotes

actual august 20 2009/august 21 2011 2 electric boogaloo incoming

4 comments

r/EF5 • u/Xieneus • 9h ago

GOODBYE STATEN ISLAND

13 Upvotes

8 comments

r/EF5 • u/XMr_NightX • 7h ago

Bust Now that's some BIG VTP values

9 Upvotes

2 comments

r/EF5 • u/Exact-Ambassador-693 • 18h ago

EF3 MY ASS "EF3 tornadoes of the 2020's"-Bracket: Which tornado is probably the strongest/has the most devastating potential? (Don't just consider current ratings. Take things like contextual damage, environment etc. into account) Please vote in the comments! Both tornado votes and written comments will count.

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8 Upvotes

13 comments

r/EF5 • u/Familiar_Wave7330 • 19h ago

Everyone in McKinney is dead Everyone in Greenwood is dead

9 Upvotes

3 comments

r/EF5 • u/TimMarshallsHardhat • 12h ago

High Risk Behavior In my opinion the 10 Blue Ayanami tornadoes that belong in the convo for 25 strongest of all time. (Mainly contextual) Sandblasted victims, horrible mutilations, dismemberments and reports of incredible vegetation damage (Sugar Creek scouring 3 feet deep and caking an entire forest in mud)

6 Upvotes

Ellison, IL. 5/30/1858
Cedar Hill, TX. 4/30/1856
Elgin, IL. 5/24/1878
Pine Grove MS. 4/22/1883
Sugar Creek, PA. 5/30/1860
Christian County, IL. 4/24/1880
Pierpont-Steamburg, OH/PA. 7/6/1871
Elizabethtown, MO. 3/10/1876
Forest, OH. 5/14/1886
Hazel Green, WI. 3/10/1876

Honorable mentions:

Kunkle, OH. 5/17/1894

Camak, GA. 3/20/1875

Magby Creek, AL. 5/6/1868

Morrison, IL. 6/3/1860

Pavilion, KS. 3/31/1892

Red Wing, MN. 6/16/1865

Wamego, KS. 3/31/1892

Morrill Township, KS. 5/17/1896

Lee’s Summit, MO. 5/30/1879

Richmond, MO. 6/1/1878

Rockingham, NC. 2/19/1884

Haysville, IA. 5/22/1873

13 comments

r/EF5 • u/mitchellcrazyeye • 14h ago

I pray for the couple at table EF-F5

5 Upvotes

1 comment

r/EF5 • u/Lucky_Entrance6805 • 11h ago

Safest place to shelter? a quick Questione before i release the august slabsonas

6 Upvotes

july's episode was met with... very negative reactions (to put it lightly), so should i just put the august episode on my user page or put it here
EDIT: why the hell did i publish this incomplete i'm so sorry yall 😭 (original cut off at "should" if you're wondering)

1 comment

r/EF5 • u/endellion333 • 5h ago