r/Edmonton 13h ago

General Edmonton man stopped for using cellphone while driving, drugs found in vehicle: police

https://edmonton.citynews.ca/2026/09/01/edmonton-cellphone-drug-trafficking-fort-mcmurray/
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u/Wunder_Bred The Shiny Balls 13h ago

They usually say if you’re already breaking the law, don’t make it too obvious and break another law at the same time.

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u/Renegade605 12h ago

Don't break the law while you're breaking the law!

u/Datkif cyclist 9h ago

Break 1 law at a time

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u/iterationnull 13h ago

Woah. Someone using a phone while driving actually got stopped?

(Am I the only person who never does this left in society?)

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u/yen8912 13h ago

It happened in Fort Mac. EPS can’t even get credit for this one lol.

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u/densetsu23 12h ago

And it's easier than ever this day. Start up Apple Carplay or Android Auto, use the voice assistant to map your route, then play a podcast or music or an audiobook.

God forbid you can only reply to incoming texts via the voice assistant, or you can't stay off social media for 15 minutes.

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u/iterationnull 12h ago

And you want to know what I do when something requires more than that?

I pull over and park. OH MY GOD WHAT A CONCEPT.

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u/gnat_outta_hell 11h ago

Right? Even on the highway you can wait 5-10 km for the next rest stop pull out and stop there. This isn't a difficult concept.

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u/ImperviousToSteel 13h ago

More people need to follow Shockwire's advice:

"I Drive the Speed Limit Cause There's Drugs in the Car"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOMB7GbnaeI

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u/780-555-fuck 12h ago

yes and same applies to wearing a seatbelt

I WEAR A SEATBELT BECAUSE THERE'S DRUGS IN THE CAR!!!!!!!

u/Fuzzy_Yossarian 2h ago

I don't take drugs in the car cause I'm drunk...

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u/_Sausage_fingers 12h ago

Only ever do one illegal thing at a time.

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u/danceandpretend 12h ago

I’m happy to live in a country where “routine traffic stop turns into drug trafficking charge. Suspect arrested without incident, 0 injuries to report” is a newsworthy event

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u/supersport604 13h ago

"Nasir Siraj Hassan is scheduled to appear in court Sept. 29"

u/DigitalKnyte 8h ago

PLEASE can we have more traffic enforcement ?

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u/plwleopo Westside 12h ago

Slow news day? lol

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u/BoysenberryRich5201 13h ago

Drug dealing and texting/driving go hand in hand. How else are they supposed to multitask their entrepreneurial business without reducing efficiency? Stop somewhere to give their client an ETA? Doesn’t work for them brother!

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u/780-555-fuck 12h ago

could you imagine pulling into the shell to text the guy you're selling ketamine to to let him know you're running behind and there's traffic

u/Dadbodsarereal 4h ago

1 down 3.9 million to go

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u/Numerous-Process2981 13h ago

I am scandalized by this. Drugs? In our city? How could this happen??

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u/UberBricky80 13h ago

You live in Ft Mac?

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u/Wrench900 12h ago

Another commentator that doesn’t read the info and just posts their 2 cents.

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u/Numerous-Process2981 12h ago

Yeah I work for a living, no time to read every article about a speeding bust in a city of a million people 

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u/Wrench900 11h ago

We all work for a living bud

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u/Redrumicus 12h ago

I watched a cop pull away from a house up my street, and he was on his phone.

🤷‍♂️

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u/_LKB cyclist 12h ago

Cops enforce the law, they're not subject to it./s

u/PurpleSausage77 10h ago

They also have a panel of 30 toggle switches, a computer, 2 phones, a radio, etc.

Safe to say one single phone they are using would be fine compared to regular unskilled SUV and pick up truck people careening around turns taking up two lanes with screens of social media in their faces who take no pride or intention to improve their driving.

u/MethodBrilliant8609 1h ago

Lol how are you 35 and still a rookie drug dealer? Mid life crisis hustle I guess 🤷🏾‍♂️