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u/Devillicious1981 5h ago

Do we need to say “I’m embarrassed” then “for myself” in the one sentence?

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u/Busterlimes 4h ago

She thought dates were grades. . . . .

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u/sqwirlfucker57 4h ago

To be fair, she has a toddler. She maybe got 8hrs of sleep that month.

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u/Either_Vermicelli_82 3h ago

Lucky fellow! 8 hours in a month is a lot!

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u/slaskel92 2h ago

I have two toddlers and I sleep 8h every night. Despise me.

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u/Crypticcrypto 2h ago

Whoever is watching them kids might.

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u/UrsaMajor7th 4h ago

Choices made.

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u/Enough_Forever_ 4h ago

That's a dead person

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u/McBeefnick 3h ago

But they are fruit

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u/akatherder 2h ago

That ok, she can still raise kid

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u/McBeefnick 1h ago

Fruits can't be raisin kids, everyone knows.

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u/Master_Grape5931 4h ago

I mean, maybe, because I am certainly embarrassed for her. 😂

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u/etherealtwo 4h ago

I am embarrassed for you

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 4h ago

thank you for taking that weight off me, i hate feeling embarrassed

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u/chromaticgliss 3h ago

No, it just adds emphasis. Emphatic/intensive pronouns are common-ish thing.

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u/notluckycharm 3h ago

its not even an emphasis its a fully different grammatical structure lol its adding an applicative argument. The complement of 'for' is a benefactive applied object (on who's behalf one is embarrassed)

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u/chromaticgliss 2h ago

Sure. But grammatically that's completely superfluous to the actual meaning of the phrase. I.e. by adding that applicative argument, the only thing you've accomplished is emphasizing the simpler statement: "I'm embarrassed."

So semantically... it just adds emphasis.

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u/notluckycharm 2h ago

The truth conditions are different though. Being embrassed doesnt entail being embarrassed for oneself. so semantically its a different meaning. but yes pragmatically it adds emphasis

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u/drstu3000 4h ago

First you grade the coloring, now you're grading her English?

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u/RedditAIPornUsername 3h ago

Being embarassed is a state of being, felt in the present, for the self that exists in the present.

Being embarrassed for one's self, is a state of being, felt in the present, for the self that existed in the past.

They are two separate people, so yeah, it is appropriate to feel embarrassment on behalf of a different person.

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u/mobueo 4h ago

You can be embarrassed for other people. Also it doesn’t really sound complete without that last part even if it technically is.

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u/Karcharos 3h ago

So embarrassed she dissociated.

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u/InvidiousPlay 3h ago

Poetic license for the purpose of enhancing the extent of her embarassment. Not just embarassed, humiliated in the eyes of a hypothetical observer.

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u/CitizenHuman 3h ago

Yes because while the context here points towards herself, people can also feel embarrassed for others.

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u/Lavatis 3h ago

....do you not realize you can be embarrassed for someone else?

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u/rzezzy1 3h ago

Humans do a lot of things we don't strictly need to do. I'm sure you do too.

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u/Xxuwumaster69xX 2h ago

It's probably a non-native speaker of English where their native language has a construction that would roughly translate into that.

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u/PUCK_FUTIN-2023 4h ago

That's a mid October or early November joke. You're early.

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u/spanishformouth 2h ago

I see what you did there and I love it

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u/nply 2h ago

Going by the compression artifacts that's probably an early 2010s joke.

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u/bourbonandcheese 4h ago

She deserved that for trying to "gotcha" the teacher. 14/10 is a perfectly reasonable grade if the assignment is out of 10 points and has 4 bonus points possible. Like what was her goal here?

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u/Constant-Roll706 4h ago

I was going to send it to the Art Prodigy Center, but now it's going in the trash

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u/Antonaqua 3h ago

What kind of system needs 4 bonus points on a test with 10 points?

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u/bourbonandcheese 3h ago

It's not an assessment. It's a class assignment. It would be very typical for early elementary educators to give extra points on little assignments so that when a 4-year-old gets a 2/10 on the required phonics assessment they don't get an F in 1st grade.

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u/Antonaqua 2h ago

Why would people care about grades of 4 year olds? If they are slow to learn hold them back a year, if they have a learning disability, get them assistance.

Caring about what grades everyone has has no advantage. It's better to fail them so they can spend more time learning properly.

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u/bourbonandcheese 2h ago

That’s exactly right. The teacher doesn’t care about the grade at all because she sees the whole student perform both formative and summative assessments, but the administration does and the parents often do.

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u/Antonaqua 2h ago

Why the fk do the administration and parents care baout the grades of toddlers? That's so fking counterproductive.

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u/bourbonandcheese 2h ago

New to education? Ive taught on three continents. Grades matter to people everywhere though in varying amounts.

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u/Antonaqua 2h ago

Not of toddlers and if the bonus point system is used in middle and high school that's just dupb and just inflating points for no reason. Caring about the actual number over your child learning is asinine.

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u/SuspiciousNewAccount 2h ago

Way too many parents trying to one-up their kids' teachers.  Genuinely not doing their kids any favors.

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u/PotaytoPotayto 2h ago

Maybe in your country, where i live a 10 is a perfect grade. There's no 11+ in our educational system.

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u/bourbonandcheese 2h ago

Even in that scenario you would think it appropriate to email the teacher and tell her she’s wrong about how to grade, though? Like that’s just a bad strategy for collaborative relationship building, right?

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u/Visible_Pair3017 3h ago

Smells of "no child left behind"

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u/StupidUserNameTooLon 4h ago

Tara's Mum gets a 1st of October

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u/ElodinTargaryen 4h ago

Now I understand the r/shitamericanssay

It took me an ungodly amount of time to figure out wtf the 14th month was in 14/10 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/Outrageous_Try_3854 3h ago

People talk about American defaultism but Europeans do the same thing and you just proved it. It makes sense for us to write dates like we do because in English we say the date is September 1st 2026. We don't say it's the 1st of September. Thus, month, day, year

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u/sparrows-somewhere 2h ago

I always see this excuse as if the rest of the world doesn't use "September the first" or "First of September" interchangeablely. That has no effect on the most logical way to write it down.

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u/LatvianCake 3h ago

It's not a European thing, it's a the rest of the world thing.

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/Careful-Mouse-7429 2h ago

Yeah, that's an exception that proves the rule

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u/ItsSuperDefective 2h ago

We quite literally do say "the 1st of September".

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u/JohnPoet27 2h ago

So why does everyone say 4th of July and not July 4th? Checkmate mate.

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u/Outrageous_Try_3854 2h ago

Because it's a specific holiday and supposed to be a special day

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u/serabine 2h ago

My dude.

Over 150 countries (including the English-speaking ones) use dd/mm/yyyy. So it's kinda hilarious that you just assume this person is European (which is comprised of a lot of countries, but not that many) and somehow in the wrong by being confused by a format that (with the exception of a handful of countries that accept it as an additional way to write a date) is used as the only standard in only one country.

(And also, after a short, nosy snoop, I'm pretty sure this person is American, too)

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u/spankpaddle 3h ago

everyone else: Makes sense and if everyone else is on board, makes more sense.
Americans: We talk like this!

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u/ANS__2009 4h ago

That's just the tip of the iceberg

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u/CiaphasCain8849 3h ago

How dare people do things differently than you.

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u/BonitaSweetkins_ 4h ago

I'm changing countries at that point.

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u/TheZoonder 4h ago

I have never understood, why is the 9th of November so special for Americans.

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u/CheddarMcFly 3h ago

Forget, never.

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u/maeldwyn 4h ago

Try to remember the 9th of November
When life was slow and oh so mellow...

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u/Sensitive_Bat_9211 5h ago

Finally, all the proof i need that the american date system is superior. I will now make this my personality

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u/UlliUlli 5h ago

Good joke

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u/Vegetable_Plane_542 3h ago

And yet you took the chance to criticize Americans for joke and a post that had nothing to do with Americans. Now that’s personality!

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u/Sensitive_Bat_9211 3h ago

Im not criticizing americans, im criticizing people who are obsessed with the superiority of calender formats when they all still use the inferior georgian calendar (the mayan calendar is superior).

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u/homelessguydiet 5h ago

Red hat alert ⚠️

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u/frank26080115 4h ago

What does this have to do with Linux?

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u/Hugsomebunnies 4h ago

Wrong date format, and Americans say mom rather than mum, so probably not.

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u/homelessguydiet 4h ago

Yeah I missed the date format which just makes me a dumb American I guess...sorry

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u/JustinKase_Too 3h ago

So UK Reformist instead ;)

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u/HeavyMusic93 5h ago

…what?

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u/WorkingAmazing8337 5h ago

He's saying they're dumb so they're MAGA.

I dont even know if they're American, but having MAGA synonymous with "stupid" isnt the worst thing in the world.

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u/homelessguydiet 4h ago

Thanks 😊

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u/HeavyMusic93 5h ago

What a braindead take. Not you, the other guy.

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u/CompetitiveYoghurt30 4h ago

Wrong date format for them to be American. And I know both sides of the fence who have iqs of -1. It’s not a political thing.

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u/Ambitious_Ad_2369 5h ago

We do months first in the states. Kinda shows you we have friends over seas trying to start conflicts on Reddit...

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u/ExtendoArmCannon 4h ago

This is your brain on reddit

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u/natsuzoze 4h ago

Meme was uploaded with internet explorer

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u/JokrOnCrak 4h ago

Coulda been extra credit

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u/bryan49 3h ago

Lol. Ever heard of extra credit? I once got like 130% in junior high geography

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u/bghanoush 3h ago

Why I'll always be team YYYY-MM-DD

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u/cab082001 2h ago

The real question is, why are you objecting to the 4 bonus points even if they were an accident???

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u/grandalfxx 2h ago

The worst part is she didnt learn that 14/10 is fine if there is +4 extra credit.

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u/C_Asher 2h ago

I come from a land of mm/dd/yyyy date formats AND I used to follow WeRateDogs on twitter. This could've been me so easily. 😅

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u/midgewing 2h ago

bad bot

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u/QueenP92 2h ago

🥴🥴😆😆

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u/DisputabIe_ 2h ago

the OP SmartAnny is a bot

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u/Fun-Habit-683 2h ago

Those aren't even dates either. There is no 14th month

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u/Professional-Leave24 2h ago

So what date is 14/10? 🫤

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u/Pouletchien 2h ago

14th of October ?

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u/Sad-Cantaloupe-5494 3h ago

Well they're doing the dates wrong so no need to feel bad

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u/Capable_Sea77 3h ago

Be careful, you'll make a European mad that different countries do things differently and theyll try to make a trite joke about school shootings.

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u/Sad-Cantaloupe-5494 3h ago

That's precisely what I expect. I enjoy bothering them about their measuring systems and such

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/improbably_driven 5h ago

So, by this logic, your preference is yyyy-mm-dd? I'm very much okay with that. Even as a European who normally writes dates dd-mm-yyyy. It's the mm-dd-yyyy that I have trouble wrapping my head around. It just doesn't make sense to me. So to work around all of this I actually prefer to write the month in full or an abbreviated version of it in letters instead of numbers.

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u/Knight0fdragon 5h ago

As a computer scientist, I love yyyy-mm-dd.

Store it as an integer, makes math a lot easier.

20260901 > 20250801

20250801 < 20250901

Having the days be the smallest value and years largest just makes sense

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u/itsjakerobb 4h ago

What exactly are you storing as an integer? 20260901 (for example)?

I’m a software engineer. We most often store timestamps as integers, representing seconds or milliseconds from the epoch (1970-01-01T00:00:00Z). Windows does something else IIRC; I don’t use or work on it so I don’t remember the details. I think it’s a floating-point number of days, possibly also counting from the epoch?

Regardless: none of the above options make date math easy. Every platform has a complex, robust library that handles this stuff. And none of it uses an internal date representation of yyyy-mm-dd.

So, I guess I’m asking: what?

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u/Knight0fdragon 4h ago

You clearly only deal with high level languages when you need to rely on complex, robust libraries to perform simple operations like comparing if a date is greater than or less than another date.

When you need to write software for space or performance, you learn to developing shortcuts.

Storing a date in ticks is not always going to be your best option, especially since different systems use different methods to store their date time object.

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u/itsjakerobb 4h ago

Oh, so you just mean comparison math? I thought you meant arithmetic (adding/subtracting) — which is extremely fraught, and moreso with your representation.

Yes, I work almost exclusively in high-level languages these days. I’m curious what sort of work you’re doing in low-level languages in 2026 that involves date comparison and is so performance- or space-sensitive that using ticks is insufficient?

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u/Knight0fdragon 3h ago

Any embedded device you can think of.

Try extracting a day number as fast as possible.

IntDate & 255 extracts the day in as little as 1 cycle in some systems.

(IntDate >> 8) & 255 extracts the month in as little as 2 cycles

IntDate >> 16 extracts the year in as little as 1 cycle

Counting from 1970 is a complicated process

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u/Anybody220 4h ago

yyyy-mm-dd is ideal and the best. From a cataloging perspective and overall organization. Though depending on what you were cataloging like if you had a series of reports with a specific due dates each month (report 1: due the 15th, report 2: due the 28th, report 3: due the 1st) I can see dd-mm be useful. But otherwise I prefer chronological order of mm-dd.

Generally, I don’t understand the dd-mm, it makes no sense to me and I would be with the women in the picture confused and thinking it was grades. I work with many European coworkers who, when they first started, would constantly send or submit things in dd-mm format. I have to go through and change it all, because our audience is always US boards and had to be in mm-dd.

It is a cultural thing. If I spent a year working in Europe I would adapt to it, just like if you were to spend a year in the US.

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u/callofdeat6 4h ago

Most people that support mm/dd/yyyy do so out of habit, I do it out of logic.

If I tell you we have our quarterly meeting on the 2nd, your first question is going to be what month? Unless we’ve always established a timeline so you know it’s October, giving future days of the month is worthless without knowing the month. On the other hand, giving you the month at LEAST narrows the timeline down to 30 days, now I just want to know which day that month we’re talking. Yes, going from bigger to smaller is more logical.

Now, you probably assumed I’m talking 2026, so this is why the year comes last, you don’t really have to guess the year, you can assume and pretty much always be right. If I AM talking about some year in the future, even in Europe that info is usually led with:

“hey, we’re all going to the alps in 2027, right now looking at October 3rd.”

And if you go backwards, the 3rd of October 2027, your first thought is “you mean in 2 days??? Oh October. Oh 2027. Wait which day?”

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u/Fesai 5h ago

Just fyi, the way it is verbally said can be a bit of cultural thing too.

I'm in the US, but I've heard that other countries will say it as 10th of October verbally which also aligns with the dd/mm written number style.

Kind of like Cinco de Mayo and 4th of July for US holidays.

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u/Djfsihbone 5h ago

10/7 and 10/14 would have the exact same results of 1 not working as a fraction?

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/Knight0fdragon 5h ago

10 is also a very common denominator when grading

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u/Jealous_Corgi_2168 5h ago

It seems like only euros are confused by this. Months have these things called "names". We wouldn't say either of those for June seventh. We'd say June seventh. You can still say it in one breath and write it in a couple of pen strokes. It seems your insistence on being lazy is causing to to expend quite a bit more energy than just doing things the normal way.

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u/Shifty-Imp 5h ago

Nah, it's the rest of the world not "just Euros".

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u/fenuxjde 4h ago

It actually isn't. Most of asia and about half of Europe doesn't do that. I've lived in asia and eastern Europe and it wasn't particularly common.

The day/month thing is primarily western europe, Africa, and south america.

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u/Jealous_Corgi_2168 5h ago

Nobody on earth knows months have names except the dumb Americans? That's wild

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u/Shifty-Imp 5h ago

That's not "the confusion". The confusion is US-Americans using the date in a nonsense order and everybody else making sense.

I'm all for going YMD but MDY and then most of the time leaving Y out is just insane.

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u/Jealous_Corgi_2168 4h ago

I just told you how it's done in the US. We use the name of the month because it has a name. There's no logic in assigning a number to it. If you guys decide you want to do that, great, but don't make yourself confused and then act like it's somebody else's fault.

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u/Shifty-Imp 4h ago

Then write the damn name of the month, not the number. I don't see someone's passport when they're writing "01/10" and US-Americans aren't the only ones communicating in English.

We're talking about how it is written, not how it is said.

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u/Jealous_Corgi_2168 4h ago edited 4h ago

I'm talking about how it's written. You're getting emotional for some reason. My phone screen says "Sep 1". When I write I write "1 Sep 26". My calendar on the wall says "SEPTEMBER" in giant letters across the top of the page. Nobody here uses numbers when they write the month, because that's just illogical. What part of that are you so confused about? Stop lashing out. Just think for a moment.

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u/PRSHZ 5h ago

It’s more widespread than you’d believe, not only Europeans, but the vast majority of the world actually does DMY rather than MDY, the US is just obnoxiously loud about it.

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u/fenuxjde 5h ago

I've been lucky enough to live all over the world and believe it or not, lots of places outside the US don't use that. It is really only used in parts of Europe, South America, and Africa.

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u/burner94_ 5h ago

The main reason why (year)/month/day is this widespread is computers and databases.

If you write it this way, subsequent dates become alphabetically (well numerically) ordered, making working with dates a lot easier.

It has its uses, but I can see why it arises confusion when used elsewhere.

Signed, yet another European who would like the debate to stop existing lol

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u/Fesai 5h ago

I absolutely wish year/month/day was the standard on everything. I get the laziness of wanting to drop off the year part of it. But I feel it is better to just also always include it too.

Then everyone is the same, no confusion, and it is really easy to go back through old record documents to find things over time.

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u/burner94_ 4h ago

Not really what I meant tbh, but I guess?

I already get enough of a mindfuck every time I have to switch from my work computer (US keyboard) to my home one (Italian keyboard) and get used to the different diacritics and whatnot lmao

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u/Dense-Jicama6591 5h ago

No when its just 2 numbers ypure supposed to abrev the month ot should be nov. 7th

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u/Shortman19 5h ago

Alas, I have but one upvote to give. It is yours until the end of time.

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u/ilikethisname4me 5h ago

You would write it like this 14/10/∞

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u/Vainysaur 4h ago

There’s no 14th month though…

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u/Glum_Organization_35 4h ago

Bless your heart

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u/GifanTheWoodElf Professional Dumbass 3h ago

Wow I was impressed when I almost got to the end of the comments and didn't ass any dum USians confusing dates... Almost.

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u/BirdlessLongdeal 3h ago

what month is 14?!

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u/Willowx 3h ago

Welcome to the world wide web. 14 is the day, 10 is the month.

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u/Midwest_Niner22 3h ago

Day/Month it’s common outside the us

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u/Electronic_Task_118 2h ago

Murica 😭🤣

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u/MageKorith 4h ago

I'd be confused too, because we're on a MM/DD convention.

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u/JOExHIGASHI 3h ago

Oop could be from a country that is dd/mm

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u/MageKorith 3h ago

OP almost certainly is.

I just wouldn't expect 14/10 to be a date where I am. I guess being Canadian gets me downvotes today lol.