r/Glitch_in_the_Matrix • u/FineDynein • 2h ago
I have a very expensive belt made of full grain leather. They didn't tell me it's expensive because it's a magic belt.
I have a very expensive belt. Hand-made. Full grain leather. Chicago screws. When I bought it they said "It's not guaranteed to last a hundred years but don't be surprised when it does!". I love this belt and I wear it every day no matter what.
Over the years I have been getting a little more girthy and even though the belt adjusts, the pants don't. Most of my pants fits me just fine and I don't really need the belt anymore but I still put it on every morning anyway. I do have a few pairs of pants that are still baggy. I used to do construction so I needed bending/squatting room in my trousers.
The other day I put on my baggiest pants I own. For the record I don't like that particular pair of pants but they were clean so I made an executive decision. Then I went to get my awesome full-grain leather belt with the Chicago screws but it wasn't there. No biggie. It's hidden from me before. I looked all over the room. Under the bed. Under the clothes hamper. Under everything. On top of everything. It was gone. I looked in the bathroom. I even looked in the kitchen just because. Never found it.
Luckily I was working from home and didn't really need to go anywhere but I did have to take my kids to school. I remember going out to the car holding my pants up. I remember holding my pants up when I got back and went into the house. I sat down at my desk and worked up until lunch time. Right before lunch I went to the "water closet" (the shitter) and I clearly remember unbuckling my belt.
Yeah. I was wearing my belt. It was wrapped around my waist under the belt loops and it was buckled.
I immediately felt faint like I was going to pass out. When something like that happens in real life as soon as you realize it everything turns into 3-D and you start over-analyzing everything.
All of you weirdos who have been saying we live in The Matrix - I owe you an apology. You were right. To some extent.