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u/Sepulcher18 Snorts FW resin dust 20h ago
I mean what, the void dragon gona eat my soul or some shit? Poetic, isn't it, bad dragons everywhere
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u/DustPuzzle Snorts FW resin dust 19h ago
You know how Genestealer Cultists are warped by Tyranids, and Chaos Cultists are warped by Chaos?
Yeah well, the Adeptus Mechanicus are warped by the dude who skinned the Necrontyr
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u/hobskhan 18h ago
Are you implying cults may have downsides?
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u/spacebrovakarian 11h ago
The Imperium isn't a cult. The holy god emporer himself said so.
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u/HardcoreHenryLofT 7h ago
The Imperial Cult is the official religion of the Imperium though. Literally its formal name in High Gothic is Cult Imperialis.
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u/RollinThundaga 15h ago
Cults have tradeoffs, not downsides.
You have more fun as a follower, but make more money as a leader.
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u/DustPuzzle Snorts FW resin dust 18h ago
If there's something wrong with the idea of cults, then explain Death Cult Assassins and Wytch Cults
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u/Smyley12345 15h ago
Whoa whoa whoa, nobody is saying anything crazy here. Why don't we all get to our giant backlog of figs to paint and forget about this whole thing?
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u/Competitive-Half-863 20h ago
Void dragon is a chard or even a full C’Tan.
There are rumours that he tried to create his own slave race in order to fight necrons, and those slaves found out to be Machanicum152
u/Mastercio 19h ago
I don't know why people still put theory about full void dragon...we have god damn minis of a shards...
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u/Competitive-Bee-3250 19h ago
Its basically all just to glaze big E for beating it in a fight
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u/Mastercio 18h ago
Yeah beating "just" a shard is not enough for them isn't it xD It's funny considering in the story he himself admitted that he wasn't able to kill it(and that means he tried and failed at it).
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u/Competitive-Bee-3250 18h ago
Yeah cuz its not enough to be able to beat a fragment of a star-eater using nothing but your own magic and might, it has to be the full embodiment of a being that can eat stars...and yet the fight simply didn't shatter continents or trigger mass extinction events somehow.
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u/pass_nthru 18h ago
well mars used to be covered in water with a. atmosphere…big science just wants you to think it was a natural process and not the result of a battle of titanic proportions
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u/Competitive-Bee-3250 13h ago
Well the fight was on earth in front of a bunch of people outside a walled city
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u/Otto_Pussner 12h ago
Do you have a source on that? I’ve never heard of it being on earth, only on mars.
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u/Competitive-Bee-3250 10h ago
The only source i know of for the fight was in the novel Mechanicum, and in that a techpriest sees the dragons memories, which is when this fight is described.
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u/Mastercio 18h ago edited 17h ago
Considering the fight against just transcend shard can resolve in collateral damage so big that entire planets can get erased(when Orikan fought Transcendent shard of the deciever a single attack erased 6 planets) clash with full one would most likely erase entire systems and sectors.
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u/goonwolf 15h ago
Yeah, but the big E or something, he can beat whatever the writers throw at him
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u/Mastercio 14h ago
God I wish GW would write some story where emperor gets his ass WHOOPED. Just to see glazers cope and try to explain that "He PlAnNeD iT!!!!"
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u/Worldly-Hospital5940 2h ago
The original lore implied that it was the full Void Dragon but that got changed to a Shard like...6 editions ago?
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u/Mastercio 2h ago
The original only said he defeated a "dragon" and that is term that it's still used even for shards.
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u/Worldly-Hospital5940 1h ago
I'll be the first to admit I'm not a loremaster of the Necrons, but wasn't the Ctan being broken into Shards a 5th edition lore expansion? Prior to that the lore was just full-on Ctan running around with their Necron slave race Terminator ripoffs.
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u/Sepulcher18 Snorts FW resin dust 19h ago
If we look at Necrons, 99%+ of them are not even aware of themselves so I am sure they don't mind their fate too much atm, millions upon millions of years after they were vored by sun satans.
I am sure Skitarii fembois would not care being in similar situation themselves, at least that way they avoided chaos, are one with their god of choice and all that jazz
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u/Perfect-Dimension356 14h ago
Pretty sure the Void Dragon isn't a leafy green vegetable belonging to the beet family.
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u/ethanlan NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! 10h ago
Well then the army he built to fight neurons sucks ass compared to the necrons lmao
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u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor 17h ago
I usually like to have the bad dragons inside of me.
For safe keeping, of course.
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u/hobskhan 18h ago
Is this a Slay the Princess reference?
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u/WwwionwsiawwtCoM 17h ago
The princess has a better understanding of Drukhari than the inquisitors do
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u/Wonderfully_Unknown 10h ago
What else would it be. Genuinely tell me what else you think it could possibly be. Tired of people asking stupid ass obvious questions on the internet like there’s just no thought going on whatsoever in your head, is there? Just a single synapse firing and then boom you’re asking a question or saying something ridiculously stupid. THINK!! WAKE UP!! YOUR BRAIN IS SO ROTTED EVEN CORDYCEPS WOULDN’T TOUCH YOU
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u/Andrew_42 18h ago
The fact that this isn't confirmed yet does make it kinda funny IMO that the Admech might be the only faction who's god is entirely false.
Not just "not a true god" like the Emperor (or at least as he was). But actually fully made up, and nonexistent.
What truth would be worse for a Tech Priest to learn? That their god was the Void Dragon, who has terrible (but mechanical) plans for their future, or that they were just entirely wrong?
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u/King_Lothar_ 17h ago
iirc it's a fragment of the Void Dragon. It's mentioned in one of the Horus Heresy books. Not explicitly stated to be the void dragon, but the implication feels fairly heavy handed.
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u/thewarden106 Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr 15h ago
Albeit a very large Shard, possibly the largest Shard able to be contained.
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u/West-Fold-Fell3000 14h ago
I prefer entirely wrong. Abandonment of the flesh in a never ending quest for ancient knowledge turning out to be a quest for falsehoods would be poetic, just as the Ministorums worship of a god who never wanted to be one is poetic.
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u/Dark_Tigger 10h ago
We have at least one Titan Legion Princeps being saved from the Warp after death, by the machine spirit of her god machine. There must be something there, right?
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u/Andrew_42 10h ago
I don't doubt the power of the god machines, only the Machine God.
But yeah, something is making a bunch of random junk work after you pray over it. Maybe the Admech are unconsciously developing ork-style reality influence. "The red purity seals make it go faster"
Or maybe the Emperor is taking his role as the Omnissiah seriously. Idk, I only know enough lore to make the occasional joke.
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u/anonanonananonymous 8h ago
That's what I love about Admech. They have a lot of candidates for god (emperor, void dragon/dragon of mars, Vashtorr, the Akashic) but none og them are perfect fits and none are actually admech aligned. So it leads to them having an extremely inconsistent belief system where schisms happen all the time because they have to strictly follow this scripture that has extremely imprecise wording.
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u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor 17h ago
the only faction who's god is entirely false.
whose* god
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u/micsma1701 15h ago
who's is a contraction of "who is," ye
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u/bobert4343 Secretly 3 squats in a long coat 13h ago
the only faction who is god is entirely false.
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u/SecretlyanArsonist 9h ago
But wouldn't the Void Dragon qualify as their god? Sure he's a different guy than they think, with other motives and somewhat different powers, but a machine god no less. The Genestealers belief of their gods is quite similar. The hive mind is very different from their Star Children, but it is real and their beliefs differ from the truth only in semantics.
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u/Andrew_42 8h ago
I don't really know the lore super well, but my impression is that the void dragon('s shard) is pretty strongly implied to be involved, but at this point it's all still implication (however strong), and not yet explicit.
By comparison, Gork and Mork aren't mere implications. Cegorach the Laughing God is actively running around causing trouble. The four Chaos Gods are a massive and obvious very real problem for everyone. The C'tan (while intact) and the Ancient Ones have left massive scars in the cosmos that still cause trouble to this day.
Every other God I've heard of in the setting is overwhelmingly obvious in their presence and influence. But the Machine God...? Still lives in the land of "probably".
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u/The_Knife_Pie Registered Tech Offender 17h ago edited 17h ago
The biologis still gladly replace their meat with machine when the machine is better. Neural implants and mechadendrites being big ones. They don’t believe Flesh > Metal, they believe the flesh is a machine like any other and thus should be improved when possible, replaced when not, but honoured all the same.
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u/Subotail 20h ago
I imagine the priests adding more implants once THE truth has been contemplated.
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u/giantbagmostlywater Dank Angels 20h ago
Whats this about?
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u/Pokesabre NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 19h ago edited 17h ago
There's a running theory that the horror at the centre of the labyrinth is the void dragon, a c'tan shard/mostly full c'tan once defeated by the emperor and buried under mars, that has been exerting influence over Mars for centuries or millennia and may be the reason the mechanicus is like that
The stories about it are pretty vague so you can kinda read it how you like
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u/Saxhleel13 Secretly 3 squats in a long coat 18h ago
I would add that it's not only a fan theory, but one that some in-universe residents of Mars do believe in secret. It's a matter of whether those guys are onto something or just crazy and/or heretics.
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u/Nimmyjewtron87 14h ago
I don’t think the book mechanicum was very vague about it after the ancient tech priest guarding the void dragon sent the main character into a flashback flat out explaining what was going on
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u/LGKouglof 18h ago
It's about exactly what is described there. As for what it means, you decide.
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u/Keksverpackung 15h ago
Thanks for your answer, regardless of it not bringing anything to the table.
"What is this in your hand?
"It's blue light"
"What does it do?"
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u/LGKouglof 14h ago
There is two kind of people, the kind that can derive meaning from incomplete information.
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u/BigSaltDeluxe 14h ago
There’s a difference between giving someone a hint and telling them to figure it out by themself.
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u/Allian42 STOMP STOMP! 17h ago
Tear out your implants, while you still can
My brother in the Emperor, your old lungs are long gone to the starch factory. You ain't tearing out shit.
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u/After-Drive1685 NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 19h ago
Context?
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u/Informal_Self_5671 19h ago
The Mechanicus may be worshipping a C'tan without knowing it. The tech priests who learn this don't take it well.
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u/Subotail 19h ago
Even if it's not a C'tan. "This" is something of interest to the Necrons and worthy of legend to the Eldars.
It could be "just" a technology dark age reality bending IA .
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u/HoldJerusalem 17h ago
Where does this come from tho? Is it something happening in a book or something ?
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u/Grunn84 15h ago
Its something thats been hinted at since the early 2000s.
The meme the OP post is literally what happens to a techpriest in the 3rd edition necron codex, another priest visits him in his cell and notes he has torn our all his implants and rants about what is hidden on mars and how he now knows the truth.
Battlefleet gothic a few years later had a formation of necron ships that penetrated the solar system, they attempted to bypass mars defences and a single ship landed on the surface before being destroyed and quarantined by the ad mech.
I believe mechanicum in the HH series went a lot more in depth on the "dragon of mars" but the idea had been kicking around since the first necron codex.
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u/lumpboysupreme 2h ago
It also may or may not be eating their souls when they replace their biological bits the same way the c’tan did with the Necrons.
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u/Gingerosity244 16h ago
I refuse to believe that the Void Dragon being the Omnissiah is anything more than a red herring.
Why? Because it's funnier if the ancient/advanced tech the bumbling dogmatic tech monkeys are constantly mishandling actually DOES respond to prayer.
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u/ApprehensivePay1735 15h ago
Oh no the soul eating god we worshipped is actually a different soul eating god the horror!
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u/Nemv4 15h ago
Whats the truth?
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u/Oktavia-the-witch 13h ago
Cawl is not as smart as Bile and his technology is not as advanced as the necrons technology
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u/arksupernoob 18h ago
most of them would be quad amputees with no eyes, no ears, no mouth, no nose or even skin for that matter.
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u/Saxhleel13 Secretly 3 squats in a long coat 18h ago
Virgin Adept Corteswain vs Chad Archmagos Oct (will still get brutally killed upon trying to free his c'tan demigod)
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u/SoColdie 17h ago
Man Mechanicum was such a good novel, just could not put it down once I started reading it.
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u/Feisty-Mechanic7840 13h ago
Can someone explain
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u/SamuraiMujuru 12h ago
A shard of the Void Dragon is contained within the Noctis Labyrinth, and has been for dozens of millenia. A battle between the as-yet unrevealed Emperor and Void Dragon is somewhat implied to be the origins of the legend of Saint George and the Dragon.
What this means in practicality is that the realty-warping nature of the C'tan is what inspired/influenced the belief in the Machine God, presumably mingled with some flavor of Christianity give the three-in-one nature of the Machine God. (Father/Machine God, Son/Omnissiah, Holy Spirit/Motive Force) and the foundation of the Mechanicum's technological superiority over the rest of humanity is built on Necron technology.
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u/ApprehensiveGear2166 11h ago
As someone who’s new to 40k, what’s the truth??
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u/Lopsided-Junket-7590 7h ago
The omnissiah is the largest shard of a Catan a god of the physical universe given a mechanical body it's called the void Dragon the emperor trapped it in The labyrinth to help speed up the development of Mars
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u/ApprehensiveGear2166 5h ago
Why would someone rip out their implants while they still can?
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u/Lopsided-Junket-7590 5h ago
The whole destroy the Xeno thing that the imperium has. And since their technology originally came from the void Dragon there's the possibility that the void Dragon can take control of them spreading its influence more readily
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u/lumpboysupreme 2h ago
The void dragons association with controlling technology would leave the mechanicus critically vulnerable to its influence if it ever awoke.
It also may or may not be eating their souls when they replace their biological bits the same way the c’tan did with the Necrons.
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u/MutoFan 10h ago
Realistically I imagine said tech priest would just hit the "clearly im not mechanical enough to see the god" and implement even more implants and robotic replacements to their body until all thats left are the most necessary of organs (mostly just the brain). The fervor many of the mechanicus have for the omnissiah is unbreakable
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u/galbatorix2 9h ago
Idk enough about warhammer 40k, what is the truth? Some fucked up shit duh, but like, what fucked up shit?
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u/Vindartn 7h ago
There is a shard of the Void Dragon on Mars, or the Void Dragon itself. I believe Mechanicum (the HH novel) was published before the Necron change from C'Tan ruling them to Necrons have them in pokeballs, so it might have intended to be the latter.
Anyhow, the truth is the Emperor of Mankind imprisoned the Void Dragon on Mars so the machine god they worship is actually the subtle influence of the C'Tan shard.
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u/Blueflame_2063 19h ago
i know there's a ctan shard and some other crazy shit at the center of mars but is it that insane?
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u/Uncorrupted_Psyker Angry Aggressive Ahmontekh 19h ago
This meme literally happens in the 3rd ed codex for necrons and I don't think anything really contradicts it
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u/Weekly_Molasses_2079 18h ago
This is what I miss about old necrons. The mystery, the unknown horrors, the suspense!
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u/Hyko_Teleris 17h ago
Even if the truth itself isnt insanity inducing the labyrinth itself is a cosmic horror non euclidian nightmare of architecture that just fries people that base their entire ideology on logic and knowledge (like the admech) due to how impossible it is (like seeing all corners of an infite room at the same time no matter where you're looking at)
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u/Blueflame_2063 15h ago
in english please
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u/Hyko_Teleris 13h ago
C'tan shard may be spooky but the prison its in is so maddening in its architecture it drives people that love logic to suicidal insanity
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u/Mattm519 7h ago
When I got to this section in Mechanicus I just didn’t understand why it was such a big deal. The emperor is the Omnissiah and he planted all the seeds for Mars, that reinforces his position as Omnissiah doesn’t it?
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u/Wantitneeditgetit 3h ago edited 2h ago
Tear out your . . . Just get better at writing code so you can ICE that shit out.
Pussy.
Fleshbag ina blender, that's what we call (6)agos like you. Because you have the gay Sechs. Einz Vier Einz Zwei Einz Vier Einz Zwie (All Dragons Are Bastards)
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u/Beginning-Document92 17h ago
Same vibe as someone who fits their life and house out with all the smart tech, but get then gets a job in cyber security, realises the truth and ends up ripping it all out and going back to pen and paper.