Uncle Bucks dollar store was my secret weapon. Fresh produce at 1980 prices. They closed.
Publix is right across the street from me, but the last time I went there, people were walking around like depressed zombies, then i looked at the prices and understood why. Ok that was enough for my yearly visit to Publix.
I tried Aldis. Kinda scary after reading the ingredients on alot of their products, but tried it anyway. Produce prices are encouraging⌠Cant be too much poison on these if i wash them first, right?
Went on a Saturday, big mistake. Had about 6 items in my cart, went to checkout. Oh. Hell. No. That. Line. Was at least a 30 minute commitment. Ok thats how they save their costs, only 2 people actually work here. Nice they let the cashiers sit down. But the day is too beautiful to spend that much wasted time here. Walked out. Just left the cart there, didnt even get my coveted quarter back. Am I a bad person? Oh well
I contemplated going to the âWorld Marketâ. And yes, the child care building next door used to be a sex club.
Ive never been to Moscow, but I think they removed a section of the city and placed in this warehouse in Hollywood, Florida. But they also are notorious for the long lines in front of their princess cashiers.
So I made the only reasonable decision and went to the beach.
Today, woke up with no food. Hunger prompted a journey to Trader Joes, my go-to place for food that promises no artificial colors, preservatives, hormones, antibiotics, etc. this is very important to me. But so is my hatred of getting into an automobile. Its a Sunday, if i go early enough, there will be no traffic, neither on the road nor in the store.
Wait is it really early? Not sure, i think my clocks reset themselves last night. This always gives me a week or two of confusion as the body adjusts to this draconian time slam. But ok, sacrifices must be made, use the precious fuel that is rumored to be price-gouged and hoarded in the upcoming weeks due to our latest oil war.
End result? 2 bags of groceries = $100, and the promise of life expectancy for approximately 8 more meals.