r/HadToHurt • u/UnableGiraffe7821 • 13d ago

WTF Smashed finger in locker

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I was opening my locker some guy ran into me and my finger got pinched badly between him and the locker, immediate pain and it burns to extend out wards fully but when i bend it down it is perfectly fine, it’s extremely purple too.

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u/madslipknot 13d ago

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u/mackerelscalemask 13d ago

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u/buttfuckedabirdtoit 12d ago

what am i looking at

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u/ehhish 11d ago

ET.

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u/Clemicus 9d ago

Extra-Testicular smell.

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u/madmach1 13d ago

Hahah. Exactly where my mind went too

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u/HugoWango 13d ago

Damn you I wanted this as my reply!

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u/comdygas 11d ago

“Elllliot”

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u/WOLFFKD 8d ago

My first thought was ET

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u/troubleshoot04 13d ago

Dammit you beat me to commenting this 😂

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u/Specific_Buy 12d ago

You beat me to it

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u/i_Cant_get_right 13d ago

Get out of my head

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u/OuttHouseMouse 13d ago

Your fingers look like hot dogs

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u/BVRPLZR_ 13d ago

lol this needs to be higher

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u/f8thegreat2 13d ago

Looking for rusty spoons?

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u/Nell_Trent 13d ago

Let me caress this rusty kettle.

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u/DobieLove2019 12d ago

You guys turning 40 this year too?

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u/IgDailystapler 12d ago

Nope! I was given unsupervised access to the internet wayyyyy too early…

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u/jrhunter89 12d ago

Close to 40, and Salad Fingers will be ingrained in my mind until I die

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u/Nell_Trent 12d ago

Lol fuuuuck. Almost.

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u/MediumRoll7047 12d ago

Fuck that hit hard lmao

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u/Unable_Security_6708 13d ago

Those are some long ass fingers

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u/Bk_Punisher 12d ago

Ass fingers? Maybe they should be a GYN or proctologist🤣😂

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u/2bags12kuai 13d ago

The Hurt Locker

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u/Rawshark96 13d ago

Thats some Tom and Jerry shit 🤣

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u/hoddap 11d ago

> tomscream.wav

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u/wabbott82 13d ago

You better phone home bro

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u/shef1991 13d ago

Gosh dog brother you could do a Chinese finger trap one handed

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u/fuelvolts 13d ago

MegaMind looking finger over here.

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u/Jahweez 13d ago

Is your middle finger always that long or did the swelling do that? 😭

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u/cuntybunty73 13d ago

My index finger is freakishly small 😭 mum and grandma are the same 😭 do you think that's something to do with genetics 🤔

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u/jaBroniest 13d ago

Salad fingers 😂😂

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u/Frchewielouie 13d ago

Phone home

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u/Redsox19181918 13d ago

The Hurt Locker

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u/CrownOfPosies 13d ago

I think you broke the tip. From experience it takes about 2-4 weeks to heal so enjoy that

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u/PentaRobb 12d ago

ET phone home

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u/rzjoey 13d ago

Dat some looney tunes right there

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u/noface 13d ago

Your finger looks like Squidward

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u/Simple-Web-8180 12d ago

Holy Alien like hands.....

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u/chezzer33 12d ago

Not sure anyone has addressed it yet but you have long skinny fingers

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u/aimsxo 13d ago

Oh my god
Is it throbbing :/

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u/Far_Pipe752 12d ago

Welcome to this planet, sorry your finger got injured

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u/plonkermonk 12d ago

You phone home ?

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u/Omuirchu 13d ago edited 13d ago

Ice bucket for swelling. The tip of your digit is smashed or dislocated a small bit my man wrap it in some cotton bud and duck tape. Stops the brokeny feeling when you hit it off something.

Edit: Not a doctor or anything just my own two cents.

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u/JehovasFinesse 13d ago

You’d be a savant at either guitar or piano with those fingers

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u/thorsbeardexpress 13d ago

Get some ice on that

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u/DickBurns01 13d ago

Oouuucchh

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u/Ben716 13d ago

You should phone home for help.

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u/wendigoblin 12d ago

This happened to me in middle school. Twenty years later and the fingernail still grows a lil lopsided

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u/Kaiawathoy 12d ago

Why are they wet?

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u/awesomealmighty 11d ago

I bet the ladies love you!

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u/degjo 13d ago

Big palm, slender fingers.

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 13d ago

How will you ever phone home now, ET?

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u/cap10wow 13d ago

L o o o n g

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u/TheLibrarian75 13d ago

Also, get some Arnica Cream or Gel it is brilliant for bruises

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u/TheGreatDez 13d ago

Gaaaah damn. He got weiner fingers.

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u/818VitaminZ 13d ago

ET go home

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u/myredditnick 13d ago

I swear i heard Tom the cat yell out when I saw your finger.

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u/Slow-Growth3392 13d ago

YAAAAHOOOHOOHOOHOOHOO

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u/YouDontCThatEveryDay 9d ago

Tom and Jerry? Haha

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u/Shawzborne2 13d ago

Where are those instagram MIB guys when you need them.

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u/huskyghost 13d ago

E.t. phone home !

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u/tahcamen 13d ago

Oowwwch

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u/Finster39 13d ago

Damn. That doesn’t look right.

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u/homiej420 12d ago

Looks like one of the strange world comic aliens lol

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u/Necroticjojo 12d ago

Have Elliot wrap that up for ya

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u/EverySingleMinute 11d ago

Was the hammer in another county?

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u/DisciplineLazy6370 9d ago

Bet your girlfriend won’t complain.

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u/YouDontCThatEveryDay 9d ago

Which finger ?

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u/housevil 8d ago

Owwwuuuch.

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u/strngyllzard64982 7d ago

It looks like a Somalian lol