r/Harpo 21h ago

I used to give Harpo stress inducing papers so that he could turn them into mirth inducing papers.

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Those first couple are from the MAGA sisters who owned this leaky, moldy, structurally hazardous, dubiously wired, vermin infested, hazardous debris strewn dump. Their attempts to illegally evict me cost them so much money, lol. The only reason they didn’t just poison my cats and/or assault me was fear of half a million followers. The daughter of one of them would sit in her big expensive SUV halfway down the block, with the intention of “accidentally” hitting me on my bike. But their previous tenants were the reason almost every house within sight of that house had cameras, so I had plenty of warning. Thank you so much for saving me from them.


r/Harpo 20h ago

Vital toe bean maintenance

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r/Harpo 22h ago

Groucho is being very rude to the neighbors, while Gummitch is so polite.

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