HBO's Harry Potter's Hogwarts House Crests redesign

Please tell me I’m not the only one tho thought the Sorcerer’s Stone was turning to jello or melting, lol. Turns out it’s just the flickering flames being reflected in the stone’s surface.

Honestly, Lee's commentary always kept me hooked to the match. I half wished he was the one commentating for the quidditch world cup, lol.

Transcript:

Part 1

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Harry. He had green eyes that looked like (or may not) his mother's eyes. Usually, green eyes symbolised intelligence. However, in Harry's case, it symbolised nothing but foolishness.

"Look!" Harry gasped. "He has Lily's eyes! He must be as clever as Lily!"

"Look!" Harry gasped. "Snape bullies me! He must be the bad guy!"

His friends agreed without doubt, only for Harry to guess wrong. "It doesn't matter," one remarked. "It was only one mistake, we forgive him."

"Look!" Harry gasped during the next year. "Draco bullies me! He must be the bad guy!"

His friends agreed without doubt, only for Harry to guess wrong. Again.

Yet, they forgave him. But maybe they shouldn't if Harry kept guessing wrong...

Part 2

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Harry. He was known as the boy who guessed wrong, yet his friends forgave him for many mistakes. But maybe they wouldn't if Harry kept guessing wrong...

One year, Harry noticed something eerie going on with one of his classmates – Draco.

"He's a bad guy!" Harry gasped. None of his friends cared.

"You always spread false rumours!" other exclaimed. "Causing many innocent to be wrongly accused."

"You have to believe me!" cried Harry. "Before Draco does anything!"

Nobody cared. For the first time, Harry was not the most intelligent chosen one, and he hated it. He could not accept that he was stupid. Can the stupid fat Harry get anymore stupid?

Part 3

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Harry. He was known as the boy who guessed wrong, and he deserved it. Nobody cared what he wanted to accuse of.

"Draco is a bad guy!" Harry gasped. None of his friends cared.

As a result, Draco successfully killed the headmaster of the school.

Maybe, if Harry didn't make so many mistakes earlier, people would have believe him and thus prevented the murder.

At last, Harry accepted the fact that he was truly foolish, and that his green eyes symbolised it perfectly.

And he also accepted the fact that none of his friends trusted him. He finally allowed Ron to step into the spotlight while he vanished into the shadows.

The End.

A cool and funny Harry Potter Meme