r/Healthcareshitposting • u/Salt_Ant5120 • 11d ago

Meme We got this G.

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u/Serubus 11d ago

“I’m a functional doctor, what’s the differential?”

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u/BookieWookie69 9d ago

I’m a doctor too (ND), we should be giving them ground mayflowers

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u/trekking_us 8d ago

They really prefer organic morphine

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u/BookieWookie69 8d ago

I could go for some smooth opium

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u/Montaigne314 10d ago

Given how fucktarded a lot of doctors are....

You should watch that Louis Theroux doc about people who may be dying 

Don't wanna spoil it, but the "smartest experts" and their hubris get it so wrong it's just unbelievable, and they are so confident and wrong whereas the uneducated family is so right, it's genuinely mind-blowing when lives are on the line

And I'd be the first to defend expertise and doctors, but I see a lot of hubris

While watching I was like, yea the family doesn't know shit, trust the multiple experts and specialists all saying the same thing....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lLflXHVWcqQ

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u/TheBugHouse 9d ago

Unbelievable indeed.

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u/One-Tap-2742 8d ago

doctors go to school get their schooling and assume it covers everything. im sure I know more about SAR of 5ht2a agonists than my primary physician but God forbid you say that.

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u/SnooWalruses7112 10d ago

Was busy on a round and a friend of the pt. Seriously Asked why we couldn't pressure wash his colon cancer away with water and grit, that "we need to think out of the box"

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u/righttoabsurdity 9d ago

What do you even say to this 😭

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u/wimpymist 9d ago

You can't say anything. People who actually believe this will never listen to anything. You just change the subject

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u/SnooWalruses7112 9d ago

I just nodded with an obviously stupid look, couldn't even find something to respond to in that sentence

We just had a very difficult and emotional DNR meeting with the patients family,

I wonder if they way I looked at him stuck with him,

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u/Sunnygirl66 7d ago

“Let’s test it on you first, sir.”

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u/dragonfly_for_life 7d ago

Literally laughed so hard at this I woke my dog up. Now I have to take her out for colon therapy of her own.

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u/redshady 6d ago

I mean technically if you explode their colon, and kill the pt, the cancer does stop.

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u/Braisedbeefskank 9d ago

I had a patients husband who would introduce himself to like 3 separate doctors on icu rounds as "dr bob" and then say hes not a doctor. So same joke, 3 times, all during the same rounds. And then proceed to stand like, within the huddle. It was a nightmare lmao

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u/Tre4_G 9d ago

Good Lord. Was he expecting an uproar of laughter the fourth time?

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u/Braisedbeefskank 9d ago

Brutal dude. 3rd time I watched this resident just look and him and go, okay? And I think i just walked away

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u/Remote_Repeat_2573 9d ago

“Does he really need antibiotics” for his MRSA endocarditis

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u/MoreRamenPls 10d ago

“I read on google……”

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u/Sunnygirl66 7d ago

I had someone ask me yesterday if I was familiar with “Dr. Google.” Yes, and he’s an idiot.

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u/CandyGlum9441 4d ago

Patient's family keeps taking off patient's nasal prongs and wondering why they keep desating, tells me "I just think that she'll get hooked on this! Why aren't you worried about THAT?" Well I'm more concerned about her NOT dying, so there's that