r/HolUp • u/anikkundu1998 • 2d ago

big dong energy Good bio

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/anikkundu1998, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Mugstotheceiling 2d ago

Underpromise and overdeliver: good strategy

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u/ZenDesign1993 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/av1MVnL2LSDpm

Vagas.

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u/Broad_Front7788 2d ago

Les Vagas

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u/Leather_Target2074 1d ago

No, Vagas, the Temu knock off one.

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u/StepAwayFromTheDuck 2d ago

Yeah that’s what he’s hoping for

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u/Godless902 2d ago

Well bon fuckin jour

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u/heesell 2d ago

Plot twist: The image is photoshopped

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u/AutoCockerPB 2d ago

Plot twist, Americans have more than one Eiffel tower

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u/Moe-Mux-Hagi 1d ago

As a Parisian, I can verify this was taken in Trocadéro, which is literally on the other side of the Seine to the Eiffel Tower

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u/Apprehensive-Lime101 2d ago

Bro used AI to fake picture in Paris lol. Clever.

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u/andyetitwasnt 1d ago

This image is wayyyy older than AI

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u/outcastreturns 2d ago

Who were in Paris?

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u/_Raphi_ 2d ago

On a way, big D energy

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u/Putrid-Value9677 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣 I'd swipe on that

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u/lndubitablyMe 2d ago

Props to this guy and his average-sized penis. Well played!

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u/ejectro 2d ago

his penis is tiny. that's the truth part of the sentence.

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u/outcastreturns 2d ago

I wonder if that was a mistake, or he's done that as a deliberate self-depricating joke.

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u/JakobMG 2d ago

100% that was deliberate

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u/sammyQc 2d ago

Yes.

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u/Cheeto-dust 1d ago

I think that's spelled "self-deprickating."

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u/Active-Effort6575 2d ago

He’s implying he doesn’t have a tiny pp though

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u/outcastreturns 2d ago

Isn't he implying that he does have a tiny pp?

The photo is him in France.

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u/Active-Effort6575 2d ago

Oh yeah I’m dumb don’t mind me

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u/FrostbyteCoffee 2d ago

Maybe he’s hoping people think it’s Vegas?

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u/Kujaichi 2d ago

It's photoshopped, lol. Just look at how weird he's holding his hand.

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u/VladVonHochstes 2d ago

We know Alex has that white anaconda hidden underneath his trousers.😈

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u/thecurriemaster 2d ago

This is likely a reference to the podcast "Triforce!" where the fans often introduce themselves to the hosts with "I have a tiny penis" or "I have a gaping vagina" depending on anatomy.

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u/neosyne 2d ago

Green screens improved a lot

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u/Agile-Inflation431 2d ago

Bro is using a green screen

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u/Ok_Chocolate_2008 2d ago

Surprise ending. Eiffel Tower is his penis

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u/Anenhotep 2d ago

Standing in front of the ultimate phallic symbol?

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u/snowdn 1d ago

That’s the Vegas Eiffel Tower behind him.

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u/Traditional-Tax11 2d ago

Elon?

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u/-ratmeat- 2d ago

no, alex it says right there goddamit 

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u/Nagesh_yelma 2d ago

My man's middle name must be honesty

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u/BryerMan-4005 2d ago

They’re both true.

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u/nashgrg 2d ago

Next level genius.

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u/Yubitzume 2d ago

I know I can change him

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u/klsi832 2d ago

Going to France makes your penis bigger?

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u/Aqua_Tot 2d ago

Ok, but why is he dressed like Dracula?

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u/Resident_Boss6990 1d ago

I thought the tower looked like sparkling like Christmas lights type of thing at night so maybe he really never HAS been to dance and has a perfectly average size penis lpl

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u/LowProfession9191 1d ago

That's Blackpool. He has a tiny penis.

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u/Scaryassasin27 6h ago

who's in paris

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u/Open_Conversation77 2d ago

Stepsister loves his tiny cock ...

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u/spiritual_ballsack57 2d ago

Bro is a gambler

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/danhoang1 2d ago

You misread it. Profile sentence says he's NEVER been to France, therefore it's being framed as the obvious lie because the photo shows he's clearly in France. Which leaves the small penis part as the only possible truth. Which makes it a self deprecating joke

So if it's a fake photo, then he actually does have a big penis. That's why everyone's saying it's fake

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u/tgr31 2d ago

You really felt the need to hit send

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u/thx111111 2d ago

I’m going to go with the first being true. The second being a lie. It’s either Vegas or AI in the background.

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u/tecIis 2d ago

Why does it have to be Vegas or AI if it's a lie? If the first one is true and the second is the lie then he has in fact been to France.