r/HolUp • u/PhotographStunning28 • 1d ago

Nice App Mr. Huffman

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5.1k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 20h ago

u/PhotographStunning28, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/maverickrose2 1d ago

Legitimately that is an aquiescence of nonchalance to the point where he may not even be lying about his mother dying

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u/Choice_Turnip_8952 1d ago edited 21h ago

Was he lying about wanting to see her in the act?

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u/HalfSoul30 1d ago

You take what you can get.

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u/No-Candy-4127 1d ago

Luckily, it is easy to get his mom

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u/DudeFrom816 21h ago

You just pause it during the opening scene after she gives her name and lists her hobbies.

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u/sekscat 1d ago

why the censorship?

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u/SwaggerKJS 22h ago

Because how else can this post bring value to advertisers and shareholders?

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 1d ago

Favorite corn probably gotta be on the cob

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u/No_Bother1400 11h ago

Grilled or boiled or steamed?

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 8h ago

Boil then steam then grill

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u/Childwithuke 1d ago

hey, we can say porn

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u/frickyouloser9000 1d ago

They're too Christian to say it

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u/LuckofCaymo 22h ago

Seems like a weird fetish to get into.

Watching porn stars that are exclusively dead. Honoring their work from beyond the veil.

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u/MRBLANK0 1d ago

Wait....wtf?

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u/t_11 20h ago

I felt that for a bit. Not sure why

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u/JoySubtraction 16h ago

Pro tip: once she's been dead for a while, you can get a little on the side, if you know what I mean.

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u/Haunting_Constant827 12h ago

this is the first time i saying "oh my god" after reading a sentence in reddit

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u/shanksisevil 20h ago

I'm sure you can find some salt bae looking porn where the guy is sprinkling salt or something on the other person. Just say it was her ashes.

Problem solved.

'Mom wasn't creamated' No problem, find some necromancy or fido type porn with a bone. Say the bone is from mom

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u/historical-gift7 18h ago

Happy cake day

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u/whyamihere999 8h ago

Happy KekDe