r/HolUp • u/Flat-Decision3204 • 1d ago

big dong energy Fellowship of the ding

966 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 17h ago

u/Flat-Decision3204, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Pepsimax88 1d ago

Balls don't touch.

So 100% hetro

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u/moonhexx 19h ago

They say in Iceland if you teach a man to fish, he eats for life. But, uhh, if you lick his balls, yer gay.

    - Greipur 

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u/bioszombie 18h ago

Reminds me of a joke a heard a while ago.

A man can build a single bridge but he’s never called a bridge builder. A man can build a single house yet never called a carpenter. But you fuck one sheep…

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u/Moist_Board 9h ago

...you're Welsh

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u/bioszombie 18h ago

Just a regular circle of jerks.

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u/Wizereaper 15h ago

Only ever had one ball brother. An Eiffel tower will do that to you.

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u/sassysixinches 1d ago

Life is short. Hit up your bros today and tell them how important they are

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u/cheeks52 1d ago

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u/Serious_Buffalo_3790 19h ago

I would prefer not to have a gay wolf inside me

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u/sundae_diner 14h ago

How about two gay wolves?

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u/Democratic_Indian 1d ago

Magic the Gaythering

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u/Ozymandias_07 1d ago

LinkedIn networking events..

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u/hakujo 1d ago

Tell your bro's you love them.

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u/Argoran 1d ago

Why is it not a fountain shooting up at the center?

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u/noobpwner314 1d ago

Boner-go-round

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u/falsevector 1d ago

Male version of scissoring

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u/Riyeko 1d ago

This is a circle jerk.

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u/HalfSoul30 1d ago

I should call him, my homie.

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u/HelloImAFox 1d ago

Just a little tip to tip… to tip.

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u/SaveUsCatman 1d ago

Not gay unless balls touch

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u/giftopherz 1d ago

Damn... I miss those college days (nights)

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u/DemonKingBuster 1d ago

Circle jerk

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u/Low_Yogurt1396 1d ago

I’ve heard of tummy sticks but this takes it to a whole other level.

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u/Penis_Connoisseur 1d ago

I'm going to need two of you guys, for something

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u/RockstarAgent 1d ago edited 21h ago

Triplets à la penne grande-

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u/JapanEngineer 1d ago

The ultimate dick move

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u/free_billstickers 1d ago

When our powers combine?

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u/orsodorato 1d ago

It’s ok if it’s just the tip…right?

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u/boopthatbutton 1d ago

Tate bros with a 3rd wheel

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u/NomenclatureBreaker 1d ago

Is this (no penetration) how they convince themselves they’re still straight?

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u/SkeleTourGuide 1d ago

This was the pot that Demi Moore was making in Ghost.

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u/Educational_Race6342 1d ago

Used to be a merry, not gay go round.

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u/InsertObnoxiousNames 23h ago

My kinda party.

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u/actusreus82 23h ago

This is my fantasy.

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u/jcoddinc 23h ago

You've never heard of tri tip?

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u/SayWordWord 22h ago

The music.

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u/StrainAcceptable 22h ago

They should add bells you can ring.

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u/CrimsonMorbus 21h ago

The one cock ring to fit them all

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u/DannyA88 21h ago

Cool candle holder grandma!

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u/Hesam2010 21h ago

It's Raining Men...

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u/Jamethy_TheChaotic16 20h ago

Cool, but. Who asked for this?💀

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u/ivanavich 20h ago

Ding Dynasty. They’re about ready to dutch rotor one another.

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u/External-Dude779 19h ago

Not gay in a 3way

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u/DunDlyk 19h ago

Lucky

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u/aoi_ito 18h ago

Perfect use of free will

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u/JWMoo 18h ago

Brokeback Mountain vibes.

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u/karenskygreen 17h ago

Count me in, my schlong curves up just like that.

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u/PieceAltruistic3346 17h ago

You mean "Fellowship of the Dongs"

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u/DesertReagle 17h ago

You found the shrine of "Alpha Males"

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u/thiefofalways1313 16h ago

Triple space dock.

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u/ceNco21 16h ago

Best Friends Forever

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u/worcestr 16h ago

Is this the Roman Empire thing the current manosphere desire?

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u/devil0o 16h ago

3rd gayest thing I've seen on this site

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u/milehin8tv 16h ago

It's a circle of friends! 😎

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u/Dokattak0 15h ago

You all, foolishly, decide to share a cock ring. At once.

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u/Berzerk-Vandal 14h ago

Be a good place to put a little white candle

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u/Aokimor1 14h ago

"Toast to the ones here today"

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u/Unexpected-raccoon 13h ago

Finally! A lore accurate dick measuring contest

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u/ItsaMeSandy 13h ago

It's ok, they said no homo.

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u/Sternritter8636 12h ago

What is unexpected about this

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u/wutangclanthug9mm 9h ago

Let us gingerly touch our tips

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u/billyonmiles 8h ago

Ring ding dong

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u/kayonotkayle 5h ago

Can we please stop posting videos from the Alpha Male camps?

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u/Don_Beli 4h ago

The power of friendship

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u/Mister_Normal42 56m ago

This is proportioned uh… generously…

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u/Isawaytoseeit 1d ago

the strongest force in the worlds

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u/lowonairs10 23h ago

Average group of trump supporters

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u/Morgantao 17h ago

I prefer the female version

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u/We_Are_Ninja 7h ago

3-man Trump rally