r/HolUp • u/boukalele • 1d ago

Just like any game, there were always missing pcs...

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 16h ago

u/boukalele, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Huge_Equivalent1 19h ago

The tip of the handle would dig into the palm.

To really make this product a good fit for educators and children, make the tip flat and wide.

Now, pick a side, do ya wanna be funny or useful? 😛😂

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u/SergeantMage 7h ago

I don't think it's a real product.

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh 19h ago

The teacher would use them all the time but they would need to buy more every month due to missing pieces.

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u/userkp5743608 19h ago

#BUTTPLUG

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u/Ceriden 17h ago

This feels needlessly complicated to learn how to spell.

Also you are putting a lot of faith in the glue holding. For whatever you use it for.

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u/myeye95 23h ago edited 23h ago

Anons, is this incest?

I'm not really sure, because in this case no actual sexual act took place, but let me explain.

When I was little, my mom made me wear a butt plug (which we called a "poop plug") all the time. I was only allowed to take it out when taking a dump, then wipe and put it right back in.

I was really young, so I thought it was normal and that everyone did it. One day in the school bathroom, it accidentally fell into the toilet and I flushed it down the drain. When I got back to class, I told the teacher that I flushed my poop plug down the toilet. Naturally, she had no idea what I was talking about, so she sent me to the school nurse.

After fifteen minutes of explaining what a poop plug was, the police were called to the school. The cop asked me a bunch of questions, and I was terrified that I was in trouble. In the end, it turned out my mom had schizophrenia and made me wear that shit so Satan wouldn't shove his dick up my ass and turn me gay.

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u/WolfJere 23h ago

What the fuck

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u/Heavenly_Malice 23h ago

It’s copy pasta. This story floats around, don’t read too much into it

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u/EmpireCityRay 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

How the fuck do I unread what I read?!

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u/myeye95 23h ago

What? So you didn't have poop plug?

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u/1v1sion 23h ago

Hmm. She wants to hide her past. That's why she sid it is a copy paste.

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u/ItsMeMario52 23h ago

😂😂😂 This is fucking gold

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u/NuYawker 15h ago

What the, and I really can't stress this enough, the fuck?

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u/EetTheMeak 18h ago

Holup. This innuendo is inuendoing.

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u/KaelasDad 6h ago

Not in MY endo! 😳

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u/SteakForMe 16h ago

Nah that guy knew what he was doing 🫪🙄

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u/Hexent_Armana 15h ago

So...weird question.

Think back to when you were a teenager with out of control hormones and sex drives that made you do that stuff you still don't want to think about.

Back then, would you have preferred those random objects you used for "self maintenance" that your parents bought you? Or something like this that is a thinly veiled sex toy? No seriously. I figure that we wouldn't have done that stupid shit if we actually had something that could "get the job done" ya know?

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u/SocialismIsStupid 9h ago

Really hope this is a prank but with the world the way it is I can't assume that. I don't even get how the fuck that would work. Paper and pencil would be easier but no

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u/OddTheRed 8h ago

So monogrammed buttplugs is a thing now? And that's not even considering the target audience for these?

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u/ColorMeTickled 3h ago

Someone should check that teachers hard drives...

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u/bria26000 23h ago

🤦🏻‍♀️....bro! Are you fucking serious?