r/HolUp 14h ago

how did she survive all of that

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u/qualityvote2 14h ago edited 6h ago

u/wtf_nabil, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/mr_smith24 14h ago

At the time of said. Interaction. She had strength and invulnerability similar to his. So it was one of the few times our boy didn’t have to hold back

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u/krazykieffer 13h ago

I quit after the flash race... I guess I missed a lot.

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u/Miss_Sullivan 13h ago

How do you stop there? It gets so much better once they start filming in Metropolis.

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u/DR_Bright_963 12h ago

One of very few shows where the ending was fantastic!

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u/JFKENN 12h ago

I followed Smallville religiously, but stopped watching when Michael Rosenbaum left (not much of a Superman story without Lex Luthor). What happened in the final season?

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u/DR_Bright_963 12h ago

Well Lex comes back, its been a LONG time but honestly just go watch it yourself! Don't miss out on that experience. Its very slow I'll admit but it gets really good.

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u/333liLozoya 11h ago

Yes! Cassidy Freeman kills it in the final seasons. Couldn’t have been a better replacement for Lex

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u/Almost-Al 5h ago

Last season teases Darkseid as the villain but it goes nowhere. I think he appears as a black cloud.

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u/Hydraguesswhosback 5h ago

Dam, how much things had to go the right way for a good fuck ?

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u/real-darkph0enix1 5h ago

So you are saying she was not a woman of Kleenex?

https://giphy.com/gifs/5xtDarKeq64JuqmMlt6

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u/wasted-degrees 14h ago

This is a surprisingly timeless scene.

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u/Montgomery_Zeff 13h ago edited 12h ago

Absolutely, and Brodie is talking about an idea that's closer to 60 years old; here's a link to Larry Niven's famous tongue-in-cheek essay from '69 which started it all (with illustrations from classic Superman artist Curt Swan! Which are, slightly, NSFW)

Niven also discusses a superfetus ripping its way clear of its human host mother - clearly an inspiration for the Billy Butcher backstory!

'Man Of Steel, Woman Of Kleenex'

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u/AThrowawayProbrably 13h ago

If I recall, in the movie Hancock, when he hooks up with the girl and blows holes through her roof, it was initially supposed to be through her, but I guess it didn’t test well or got cut for ratings lol

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u/Designer_Fig_4900 13h ago

Mountain top!

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u/Odur29 13h ago

This was probably unsurprisingly my first thought when I watched the clip above.

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u/pissedoffjesus 13h ago

Hahhahhahha what is this from?!

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u/Western-Calendar-352 13h ago

Mallrats.

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u/pissedoffjesus 13h ago

Thank you!!!

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 7h ago

Great 90s movie, give it a watch. It's the dude from My Name is Earl, I can't remember his name, when he was young

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u/pissedoffjesus 7h ago

Jason Lee or something right?

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 7h ago

Yeah, that's it! It also has Ethan Suplee, who plays Randy.

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u/pissedoffjesus 6h ago

Oh god, i love him

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u/Balbright 3h ago

The only way they would be able to have sex with with a kryptonite condom, which would kill him

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u/PorkyPain 14h ago

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u/lunacyissettingin 13h ago

Fuck Scotty

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u/BusyBoonja 13h ago

She did

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u/lunacyissettingin 13h ago

But not in his van every Sunday

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u/atti-_- 13h ago

I can’t believe he’s so trusting

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u/Icy_Steak8987 12h ago

While I'm right behind her thrusting

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u/Lufc87 9h ago

You* thrusting

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u/bryman19 13h ago

He didn't know

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u/nikewalks 13h ago

F*ckin Odyssey. Doing everything except going home to his wife and son.

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u/Icy_Steak8987 12h ago

To be fair, if I was on a beach alone with Charlize Theron and enough resources to be comfortable, I'd probably stay there.

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u/Chairith_Cutestory 11h ago

I think I'd be fine without the resources

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u/StableLower9876 12h ago

First thing that comes to my mind

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u/splut8 13h ago

Oh Allison.

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u/only_norj 13h ago

So disappointing.

And insulting that she only served a year and nine months.

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u/therevjames 7h ago

That scene was giving her ideas.

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u/Apart_Jelly8948 13h ago

Just a reminder that the blonde chick is a crazy cultist in real life

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u/KnockoutCarousal 13h ago

I mean yeah, she hella in prison. Such a weird fucked story. Allison Mack is and was, apparently, crazy as fuck.

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u/Odur29 13h ago

I think she got out cause she did an interview last year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajZ1V-VnLNI

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u/erossmith 2h ago

I saw her on the street a few months ago, it was wild

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u/only_norj 13h ago

She's been out for 3 years after only serving a year and nine months.

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u/KnockoutCarousal 13h ago

No shit? That’s wild for the crimes she committed.

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u/only_norj 12h ago

Yep. Got a slap on the wrist, got out, and then married an ex white supremist.

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u/DR_Bright_963 12h ago

She branded people or approved the brandings and had literal slaves, She should be under the fucking prison.

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u/IamREBELoe 3h ago

They weren't exactly unwilling though.
And if we claim brainwashing (plausible) then why can't we say she was a victim too?

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u/DerpyO 11h ago

It's not her fault!

She was under the effects of... Uh... Blue Kryptonite.

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u/vcdrny 12h ago

The other ( Kristin Kreuk) was part of the cult too. But I think she was recruited into it. Not one of the leaders as Alison was.

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u/boywholived_299 12h ago

Damn, I didn't know this. I always had a small crush on Chloe, but reading this has made me hate her, while feeling stupid I ever found her hot.

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u/We_Are_Ninja 10h ago

Yeah, man. There are multiple documentaries on the NXIVM (pronounced "Nexium") cult. She was a whooooole nut job.

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u/Wrong-Mixture 9h ago

In you defence, she is a statistic unlikelyhood in the hot-crazy index, since she scores extremely high on both

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u/crypticsage 11h ago

You can’t fix her?

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u/jajohnja 6h ago

Hey there. I know it's tough, but you can hold multiple feelings about a person, especially if one of them is about a character they've portrayed.

No need to hate Chloe or even the acting.

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u/Hylian_ina_halfshell 11h ago

Kristen Kreuk was in the crazy cult first iirc

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u/Nearby-Jelly-634 4h ago

I recently listened to a podcast about her after she got out of prison. She went to Berkeley intending on getting a women’s studies major. She was shocked that people in her women’s studies classes were upset to be in the same class as a woman who pimped other women. Just absolutely stunning lack of any awareness. She also clearly does not accept full responsibility at all and throughout the interviews looked for ways to shift blame while saying she accepted it. It was a pretty wild ride.

The podcast was called Allison after NXIVM.

https://www.cbc.ca/listen/cbc-podcasts/2059-allison-after-nxivm

https://www.vice.com/en/article/students-taking-classes-with-allison-mack-nxivm-uc-berkeley/

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u/Lux-Fox 6h ago

Yes. 98% of us know that.

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u/BilliamClimptonIII 14h ago

Think she got his powers, temporarily, iirc

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u/SpectreHaza 9h ago

These might even be her full on permanent powers too at this point

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u/brickmagnet 12h ago

Reminds me of the time when Superman and Wonder Woman banged and it caused earthquakes and tsunamis.

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u/Vacuous-Sapien275 11h ago

Luke Cage and Jessica Jones every night tbh

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u/Yafoory 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/sfvVcEvsC6BoI

Appropriate 💯😆😂😂😂

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u/powashowaz 13h ago

This is so fucking funny, this is the only scene I remember from the show when I was a kid. I was flipping channels, saw it, said gross, and kept flipping lol!

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u/WindAdministrative42 11h ago

How did you know what was going on as a kid?

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u/NinjaN-SWE 9h ago

Kid could be 6, then it's weird. But also 12 and then didn't you know as a 12 year old?

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u/EpicBlop_Gamer 14h ago

Titanium puh

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u/Grandmaster_S 6h ago

Tf is a puh?

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u/Subject-Act5509 9h ago

For a short time she got the same powers as him. That's why she survived.

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u/lovexvirus007 7h ago

She had same power as Clark for a short time. Could say they put it to a good use

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u/Homesterkid 10h ago

God I miss Smallville. Is it time for my 8th rewatch of the series? 🧐

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u/IamPadawan 13h ago

krypton must sound like a hardstyle festival all the time

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u/ikankecil 13h ago

doesn't superman only have power on earth? because of the yellow sun or something

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u/hatchetharrie 13h ago

They didn’t procreate normally.
They didn’t have a sun like us so they weren’t as strong as they are on earth.

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u/Anti-National-Me 14h ago

The holup is always sex

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u/CMDR_BitMedler 9h ago

Which girl we talking about here? Super shag or sex cult?

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u/DesertReagle 13h ago

How much you wanna bet he cums like Hancock. She should be dead

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u/EternalGunplaWorks 8h ago

I rmb that episode lanna was also having similar power to clark for a brief moment so she can take it 🤣

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u/PhillGuy 6h ago

Still only lasted 9 seconds....

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u/nlamber5 2h ago

Wow. 30 seconds. He really is Superman

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u/Captain_Fatbelly 7h ago

She barely survived. This is what she looks like now

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u/Crudeyakuza 8h ago

Clit-tonite.

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u/sexraX_muiretsyM 7h ago

they done broke the bad 😭✌️

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u/sexraX_muiretsyM 7h ago

funny intentional typo

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u/CheshiretheBlack 7h ago

Idk why but I feel like she looks alot different than what i remember from watching in my youth.

Don't recall her eyes looking so buggy

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u/Repulsive_Educator61 5h ago

she's kara zor el, who has the same powers

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u/Ashik80 10h ago

Superpussy

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u/manbearmosswine 11h ago

I thought you were stronger invincible 's même results

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u/feeltrig 7h ago

Something big in smallville

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u/twodubmac 6h ago

Such an awesome show after season 1

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u/Rho-mee 5h ago

La serie de smallville es genial jajaja

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u/Siefro 4h ago

Yeah, she basically had his superpowers. They decided to go ham.

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u/dandaman2883 14m ago

This is a bot account

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u/tboskiq 2h ago

Funny enough my husband and I stayed watching this last night. I've seen the first few seasons, he's seem it all. I greatly prefer the "monster of the week" style episodes over big storyline, same with Supernatural. So at least early Smallville I like a lot.

Ignoring everything outside the show with Alison Mack being a weird cultist torturer and all that.

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u/TruVisionary 12h ago

Girl in the video is Lana Lang, and the "Doomsday" in your image is Bruce Wayne/Devastator. Weird fanfic tho.

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u/Sir_Piglety 12h ago

😂🤷‍♂️ i legit just made the whole story up and found an image that looks close enough to her cheating

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u/IrredeemableRight 11h ago

saying 'no' is close enough to cheating eh