To say I was obsessed with Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers as a kid would be a gross understatement. That show was everything to me as a child. I was the red ranger for a couple Halloweens, had as many action figures as I could talk my mom into getting, and even had Power Rangers underwear (sorry for that mental image).
But like many things as a kid, you lose interest as you grow up. I don’t know when that was exactly, I’m sure it was around the time Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man hit theaters in 2002 and that became my identity for several years.
I remember in the early days of streaming, somewhere around 2012, I was scrolling around Netflix looking for something other than Pawn Stars since I had binged that entire series. I saw it, Power Rangers Zeo, my personal favorite iteration of the series, or at least the season that evokes a certain kind of indescribable nostalgia that calls to my nose the kind of plastic they use to make VHS tapes.
With a rush of nostalgia, and a room devoid of an older barracks-mate that would have surely made fun of me, I started a random episode.
I made it about five minutes before I exited the show, my face red with regret. It was the first time I revisited something from my childhood, and it was embarrassing. I hadn’t really thought of it before that moment; that something I loved as a dumb kid could actually be bad, or more accurately, that my taste could change and evolve. I still remember the confusion, the mental incongruity; I loved this show! How could it possibly be bad?
Well, I showed up for Power Rangers (2017) and was yet again surprised that was pretty abysmal despite Elizabeth Bank’s great performance. Fool me once, shame on you.
And just yesterday, I went to see The Legend of the White Dragon. Fool me twice...
THE FILM
The Legend of the White Dragon opens with an in memoriam to Jason David Frank, who died tragically in 2022, followed by a favorite of mine, a pre-show “Thank You” from Frank’s daughter, Jenna Rae Frank. This was when I learned the film was shot in 2022 and shelved for one reason or another for the next four years as they looked for distribution.
But it doesn’t end there. Wait, actually, it doesn’t start there.
It starts with development in 2013 between Frank and the filmmaker/actor Aaron Schoenke. Then in 2019 there was a Kickstarter campaign (unsuccessful) followed by a second campaign in March of 2020, where they secured $500,000 to fund the feature. Actors came and left, and production began in 2021. Flash forward to 2025 with a picture-locked film and Well Go Entertainment tagged on as distributor. Wild ride.
The film opens on a widespread forest and a well. No, it’s not Ringu, the narrator tells us it’s a “Recharging Pit” but it’s more like Chekov’s Recharging Pit because that’s the last we’ll see of it until the final act. Cut to a decimated Virtua City, the White Dragon and the evil Ashtigor are locked in a fight over the crystal that gives Erik Reed (Frank) his powers. Ashtigor nearly kills Erik and breaks his crystal in half and the two go their separate ways.
Jump forward three years to the Mayor of Virtua city and a pharma-bro Jai Katua (Aaron Schoenke) both looking totally not-evil next to a news anchor that tells a makeup artist, “Don’t make me look like Ziggy Stardust!” Here we learn that Erik was blamed for the 1263 dead from the event we have named “Dark Day”
A man on the run, Erik hasn’t seen his wife and daughter since D-Day and is hiding out in a warehouse. Doing what, you ask? Making smoothies, the OG Power Rangers would hang out in a smoothie shop. It was the 90s. But in this gritty film, he’s making them with the following ingredients:
· Bananas
· Raw Eggs
· Whiskey
· Milk
That’s the point where I distinctly moved to the edge of my seat, locked in. I love when a down-on-his-luck tough guy makes an unhinged smoothie. Another prime example that comes to mind is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s character in End of Days, Jericho Kane (I pulled that name from my head, I promise).
Speaking of vomiting, Erik downs the smoothie and immediately starts practicing in his boxing ring, going to town on a punching bag while a mid-aughts metal song plays, and I’m head-banging along like a lunatic.
Then we get a flashback to our pharma bro, Jai, with a gun to his head, crying over his wife that died in Dark Day and is given a piece of the Dragon Crystal by our villain Ashtigor. This is the first of nine flashbacks. NINE! Not since The Godfather: Part II has so much of a film been taken up by flashbacks.
Erik is ambushed by the police and is rescued by his former teammates Connor (Jason Faunt, the Red Ranger from Power Rangers Time Force) and Iris (Rachele Brooke Smith). He’s taken back to their hideout where we’re introduced to URI (Andrew Bachelor), an AI… assistant… guy? Yes, King Bach is in the film, doing his bits, and honestly, it just doesn’t work. It stops the film dead and I fall back in my chair, wondering when the next big fight is going to happen.
Around this point, Iris reminds Erik, “We’re treasure hunters” and I audibly remarked, “The hell you are!” Treasure hunters? We’re over halfway through the film and it’s revealed that Erik and his crew were treasure hunters? Surely that’s how Erik came to be in the possession of the Dragon Crystal. WRONG! His father (played by Michael Madsen) gave him the code to a security deposit box with the crystal BECAUSE HE WAS A TREASURE HUNTER TOO.
The rest of the film plays out. Jai becomes an evil power ranger, Erik and his team travel to the forest and find Mark Dacascos, a leader of the ancient tribe, Erik gets his suit back, he fights Jai, he wins, he goes home. The end.
Nope! Sequel setup! Ashtigor is still alive and he’s gonna… kill the White Dragon… because… he’s evil? And we’re out on more mid-aughts metal.
THE RESPONSE
I don’t normally do a full synopsis, but this film will likely be out of theaters in a week, and it will probably be hard to find after that, so I made a judgement call. I also don’t think it’s worth your time or hard earned money.
I say this quite a bit, but I really wanted to like this film. I have such strong nostalgia for the Power Rangers that in my thirties, I’ll still go see a film starring the Green/White ranger. But this film is devoid of everything that I liked about the Power Rangers.
The original show was about teamwork. Despite Erik’s two teammates, he’s an island and does all the fighting on his own.
People in suits fighting monsters
Honest-to-goodness Kaiju fights
Zordon
Putty Patrol
One final note: I don’t think the IP works in an ‘R’ rating. At least not the way it’s done here. There’s multiple sexual assaults and a line like “I bet you look real pretty going down on Ashtigor” which just hits my ears wrong. It’s meant to be an edgy line, but it plays so immature when you add the name “Ashtigor” at the end.
I think it’s time we stop trying to make a gritty Power Rangers happen. It just doesn’t work. Stick to the wackier, family-friendly TV format that worked for decades.
RATING: 2/5 Don’t Bother
Who should see this film?
· Mark Dacascos fans (wait for the TikTok clips)
· Depressed lone wolves that are looking for a new smoothie recipe
· People that said, “Power Rangers is great and all, but there’s no SA”