r/IncelTears 1d ago

3edgy5me Received this gem today

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Why are they so mad this is so funny lmfao

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u/CandidDay3337 Nobody is as obsessed with dicks as an incel 1d ago

Oh no he doesnt love you! /s he says from an account that is no longer active. So brave of him. 

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u/glitterxkitten 1d ago

Why are guys obsessed with Junko Furuta?

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u/liatrisinbloom Nuclear armageddon > Nazicels 1d ago

they want to be able to commit horrific crimes like that and get away with it.

kissinger was an evil douche but he was dead on when he said power is the ultimate aphrodisiac

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u/AllTheCheesecake Friar Cuck 1d ago

They're hoping that saying the most outrageous thing they can think of will finally get someone to emotionally respond to them. It's not about her.

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u/F1shPaste 22h ago

Because they're braindead and although the case is fucking awful, they're so boxed into their own echo-chamber that it's the only example they can regurgitate

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 17h ago

Yeah most are still acting like edgy teens even though they’re in their late forties. So sad at their big ole age

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u/icantbenormal 1d ago

Same reason edgelords make Holocaust jokes. It is as horrific as it gets.

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u/Total_Forever8364 21h ago

Psychopathy will do that to a mf 

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u/Slay-ig5567 17h ago

Because, even though she's probably the worst case of torture we have records of, to a minor, she happened to be a conventionally attractive woman that would have rejected them, and they don't see those as human

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 16h ago

They’re soooo super edgy and want to show everyone how edgy they are. They’re also uncreative so they just repeat the edgy thing they heard someone else say.

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u/glitterswirl 1d ago

Lmao as if gay men would have him 🤣

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u/CHAIFE671 Chadette 1d ago

Oh no he doesn't love you. You must be devastated! What a cruel cruel world. However will you recover?? /s

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u/Least_Egg_9371 1d ago

This is Elliot Rodger btw

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u/LethalPrognosis 1d ago

That’s not even his best quote. His funniest stuff is either blowing tons of money on lottery tickets or when he got mad at a happy couple, tried to push the guy off a ledge then got pushed off the same ledge by the same guy.

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u/Kimmalah 1d ago

And pretty much every story of his ended with him running home crying.

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u/RodinKnox 1d ago

I would think it would feel great knowing a guy like that wasn't interested in me.

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u/Paula_Polestark Go to Walmart and look at the couples. 1d ago

Who asked for his love, though? Who wants to be loved by a bag of douche? Is someone like this even CAPABLE of love?

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u/asimodev looking for 1km tall Chads 1d ago

How does it feel I did rather love a man ...

OOP clearly stated he would rather love a man, silly... maybe another incel is OOP's soulmate?

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u/catos2021 cat pilled 21h ago

I'm gonna guess no man wants to be with him either ... judging by how he isn't in a healthy relationship with one and still raging on reddit DMs

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u/asimodev looking for 1km tall Chads 17h ago edited 17h ago

I was teasing more in a "match made in hell" or "they're meant for each other"... like in a misery loves company way, that only another incel would be a match for them right now.

But yeah, it is sad, to imagine somewhere there was a part of OOP that wasn't like that once.

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u/Sanrio_Princess 1d ago

"I'LL REJECT YOU FIRST SO YOU CAN'T REJECT ME! Checkmate feeeeeeeemale!"

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u/unsuccessfulbees 1d ago

Awww who’s an edgy boy

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u/mewfour123412 1d ago

Tried searching and it seems the little bitch deleted his account

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u/liatrisinbloom Nuclear armageddon > Nazicels 1d ago

probably created it just to say that without consequence. so brave

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u/Purpledoves91 1d ago

Does he think you want him to love you for some reason?

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u/Ok_Blacksmith6619 1d ago

Maybe he’s projecting his need for love and validation onto me lmaoaoao

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u/MsBuzzkillington83 1d ago

Like.. did u interact in a post somewhere? How did it come to be that he even contacted u?

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u/Ok_Blacksmith6619 1d ago

I guess he got triggered or felt called out by my last post and decided to make a second account to dm me

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u/foxonafrozenlake 1d ago

Oh, no, honey. The queers don't want him. We have enough trouble without this shit.

https://giphy.com/gifs/QVP7DawXZitKYg3AX5

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u/stup1dprod1gy im a good guy why you no likey 1d ago

u/HamsterMajor2700 I summon thee. Speak for your crimes.

Edit: deleted :p

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u/baboonontheride 1d ago

I genuinely don't understand what they hope to accomplish with stuff like this. Yeah, we all need to scream into the void sometimes, but that's directly at another human being, with the express and sole intention of being hateful.

I know, you can't logic incels, but damn.

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u/iilikecereal 22h ago

I noticed that the incels have been calling women evil with greater frequency lately. Can they even call themselves "involuntary celibates" anymore? Seems voluntary at this point.

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u/RedEyeView 15h ago

Certainly self inflicted

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u/Ok_Prior2199 23h ago

“Id rather love a man” so go do so my guy its a free country 😭

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u/InvestmentEmotional 1d ago

And there’s the reason women don’t love you or want you! Who’d want someone so dead set on the violence of a woman.

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u/CreamAndCheerios <Red> 1d ago

This is a copy paste. I've seen this being sent to numerous people on this sub. Congratulations!! You've been selected to be sent bullshit 😭😭

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u/Ultimate_slmp 1d ago

Ok so he loves men… why is he harassing a woman,???

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u/shellz_bellz Converting imaginary gfs to lesbianism in 10 licks or less 1d ago

I’m sure ER would’ve loved to shoot more women if he didn’t blow his own brains out first like the chickenshit he is was.

Remember how he got thwarted by a door?

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u/erporcodeddio 1d ago

ANOTHER ONE? This guy has infinite accounts

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u/Next-Divide8640 1d ago

I'd just spam them with all kinds of dick pics 😂 Here you go pookie, glad to help!

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u/ivilicious 20h ago edited 6h ago

why does this guy reappear ever so often? it's always the same buzz words, he'd rather be with a man and something mentioning junk furuta. can he just please come out the closet finally? edit: spelling

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u/Papitascaca123jajaja 18h ago

The stereotype of incels being gay became reality

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u/Jeremy_Weaks 14h ago

He said "female" instead of "foid". Progress is progress I guess lol

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u/jarvisesdios 1d ago

They really should learn how the English language works, instead of guessing at it.

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u/Valuable-Ad1063 1d ago

How does it feel? It feels sad...for the man. May the future victim manage to escape you.

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u/AnPrionsaTaibhse 16h ago

Pro tip for any incels: Go to school (could stop here) and learn basic grammar even a stillborn wouldn’t get wrong.

Him saying “female” is just amazing, too, can just feel his fedora stench emanating from it.

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u/Khajiit_Has_Upvotes <Inkwell Tears> 16h ago

Ladies, look what we're missing out on not dating these guys. 

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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 1d ago

I'm so sorry, you must be heartbroken. 😅

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u/Weak_Clock 1d ago

Is this a copypasta or are their baits that unoriginal these days?

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u/deathmetalrob 1d ago

Bet you there's cheeto fingers, piss jugs and chicken tendies from mommy every night.

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u/FreedomBudget5618 1d ago

Do they think this upsets us?

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u/rubyspicer 23h ago

Reply "I don't love you and your mother doesn't either."

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u/F1shPaste 22h ago

no no, you don't understand, the sweet good little boy say's he'll never love you, so you're worthless now! /s

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u/DevilsHol3Pupfish 17h ago

The way he thinks it's some insult that his repulsive ass doesn't love you XD

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u/USAIDreciever 16h ago

Deleted then probably had a menty b lmao

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u/x_Willow_x 1d ago

Mouth breathing morons lol, as if he had a chance for love to begin with..

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 17h ago

Someone needs to take a trip to Home Depot

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u/Azo_weirdo Awake and woke 15h ago

Well... does even a man would want to share his bed with you, dear "unavailable account guy" ?

Apart from that I can't imagine how heartbroken OOP has been when discovering an absolutely unknown person doesn't love them ! j/

I'll be serious now: there's definitely some adults who are still needing parental control regarding what they do on the Web.

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u/BigNutDroppa 14h ago

Guy needs a snickers or something.

It’s not healthy to be so angry like that.

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u/Vanessalucifer 12h ago

oh, this guy again. He never has any original content

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u/isengrims 12h ago

you evil female 😔

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u/AssanMahariel 11h ago

Bro can't even spell

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u/QueenOfMadness999 10h ago

He should stop hating women and projecting his internalized hatred towards his own sexuality and go date a man. After he's worthy of being dateable of course.

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u/DeneralVisease 9h ago

This is why I hate people that use the "don't bring the gays into this" deflection when women bring up that these men are closeted and angry about it. It's the truth. Denying the harm doesn't change that. They're mad at other MEN, not women, but they displace their rage ONTO women because they can't be with the men they wanna be with and feel forced to be with women. BECAUSE OF MEN.

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u/Alive_Palpitation294 1d ago

As if someone this hateful would ever know what love is, smh.

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u/yuckypagans just become a priest 1d ago

oml this is hilarious

they really think theyre doing smth, huh?

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u/thelast3musketeer 1d ago

Major Hamster at your service

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u/LazorusGrimm <Dark Grey> 1d ago

Is his name HamsterMajor because Lemmywinks was there?

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u/RedEyeView 15h ago

He played all the hits.

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u/BigOlWaffleIron 15h ago

Are they trying to guilt trip you about then being gay? I'm so confused. Luckily not as confused as then though.

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u/DillonDrew psycho twink lover 13h ago

Lol, beautiful

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u/ArticulateImbecile 7h ago

This idiot is still going with this schtick.

It's been months. Get some new material kid. Has he stopped pretending to be aromantic and asexual now. It was a weird coping mechanism

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u/ComplexAttitude4Lyfe Foidrage vs Moidrage 13h ago

Hamster Master? Like Richard Gere?

(Don't Google that at work.)