r/IncelTears • u/Ok_Blacksmith6619 • 1d ago
3edgy5me Received this gem today
Why are they so mad this is so funny lmfao
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u/glitterxkitten 1d ago
Why are guys obsessed with Junko Furuta?
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u/liatrisinbloom Nuclear armageddon > Nazicels 1d ago
they want to be able to commit horrific crimes like that and get away with it.
kissinger was an evil douche but he was dead on when he said power is the ultimate aphrodisiac
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u/AllTheCheesecake Friar Cuck 1d ago
They're hoping that saying the most outrageous thing they can think of will finally get someone to emotionally respond to them. It's not about her.
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u/F1shPaste 22h ago
Because they're braindead and although the case is fucking awful, they're so boxed into their own echo-chamber that it's the only example they can regurgitate
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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 17h ago
Yeah most are still acting like edgy teens even though they’re in their late forties. So sad at their big ole age
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u/Slay-ig5567 17h ago
Because, even though she's probably the worst case of torture we have records of, to a minor, she happened to be a conventionally attractive woman that would have rejected them, and they don't see those as human
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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 16h ago
They’re soooo super edgy and want to show everyone how edgy they are. They’re also uncreative so they just repeat the edgy thing they heard someone else say.
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u/CHAIFE671 Chadette 1d ago
Oh no he doesn't love you. You must be devastated! What a cruel cruel world. However will you recover?? /s
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u/Least_Egg_9371 1d ago
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u/LethalPrognosis 1d ago
That’s not even his best quote. His funniest stuff is either blowing tons of money on lottery tickets or when he got mad at a happy couple, tried to push the guy off a ledge then got pushed off the same ledge by the same guy.
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u/RodinKnox 1d ago
I would think it would feel great knowing a guy like that wasn't interested in me.
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u/Paula_Polestark Go to Walmart and look at the couples. 1d ago
Who asked for his love, though? Who wants to be loved by a bag of douche? Is someone like this even CAPABLE of love?
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u/asimodev looking for 1km tall Chads 1d ago
How does it feel I did rather love a man ...
OOP clearly stated he would rather love a man, silly... maybe another incel is OOP's soulmate?
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u/catos2021 cat pilled 21h ago
I'm gonna guess no man wants to be with him either ... judging by how he isn't in a healthy relationship with one and still raging on reddit DMs
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u/asimodev looking for 1km tall Chads 17h ago edited 17h ago
I was teasing more in a "match made in hell" or "they're meant for each other"... like in a misery loves company way, that only another incel would be a match for them right now.
But yeah, it is sad, to imagine somewhere there was a part of OOP that wasn't like that once.
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u/unsuccessfulbees 1d ago
Awww who’s an edgy boy
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u/mewfour123412 1d ago
Tried searching and it seems the little bitch deleted his account
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u/liatrisinbloom Nuclear armageddon > Nazicels 1d ago
probably created it just to say that without consequence. so brave
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u/Purpledoves91 1d ago
Does he think you want him to love you for some reason?
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u/Ok_Blacksmith6619 1d ago
Maybe he’s projecting his need for love and validation onto me lmaoaoao
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u/MsBuzzkillington83 1d ago
Like.. did u interact in a post somewhere? How did it come to be that he even contacted u?
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u/Ok_Blacksmith6619 1d ago
I guess he got triggered or felt called out by my last post and decided to make a second account to dm me
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u/foxonafrozenlake 1d ago
Oh, no, honey. The queers don't want him. We have enough trouble without this shit.
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u/stup1dprod1gy im a good guy why you no likey 1d ago
u/HamsterMajor2700 I summon thee. Speak for your crimes.
Edit: deleted :p
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u/baboonontheride 1d ago
I genuinely don't understand what they hope to accomplish with stuff like this. Yeah, we all need to scream into the void sometimes, but that's directly at another human being, with the express and sole intention of being hateful.
I know, you can't logic incels, but damn.
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u/iilikecereal 22h ago
I noticed that the incels have been calling women evil with greater frequency lately. Can they even call themselves "involuntary celibates" anymore? Seems voluntary at this point.
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u/InvestmentEmotional 1d ago
And there’s the reason women don’t love you or want you! Who’d want someone so dead set on the violence of a woman.
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u/CreamAndCheerios <Red> 1d ago
This is a copy paste. I've seen this being sent to numerous people on this sub. Congratulations!! You've been selected to be sent bullshit 😭😭
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u/shellz_bellz Converting imaginary gfs to lesbianism in 10 licks or less 1d ago
I’m sure ER would’ve loved to shoot more women if he didn’t blow his own brains out first like the chickenshit he is was.
Remember how he got thwarted by a door?
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u/Next-Divide8640 1d ago
I'd just spam them with all kinds of dick pics 😂 Here you go pookie, glad to help!
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u/ivilicious 20h ago edited 6h ago
why does this guy reappear ever so often? it's always the same buzz words, he'd rather be with a man and something mentioning junk furuta. can he just please come out the closet finally? edit: spelling
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u/jarvisesdios 1d ago
They really should learn how the English language works, instead of guessing at it.
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u/Valuable-Ad1063 1d ago
How does it feel? It feels sad...for the man. May the future victim manage to escape you.
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u/AnPrionsaTaibhse 16h ago
Pro tip for any incels: Go to school (could stop here) and learn basic grammar even a stillborn wouldn’t get wrong.
Him saying “female” is just amazing, too, can just feel his fedora stench emanating from it.
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u/Khajiit_Has_Upvotes <Inkwell Tears> 16h ago
Ladies, look what we're missing out on not dating these guys.
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u/deathmetalrob 1d ago
Bet you there's cheeto fingers, piss jugs and chicken tendies from mommy every night.
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u/F1shPaste 22h ago
no no, you don't understand, the sweet good little boy say's he'll never love you, so you're worthless now! /s
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u/DevilsHol3Pupfish 17h ago
The way he thinks it's some insult that his repulsive ass doesn't love you XD
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u/Azo_weirdo Awake and woke 15h ago
Well... does even a man would want to share his bed with you, dear "unavailable account guy" ?
Apart from that I can't imagine how heartbroken OOP has been when discovering an absolutely unknown person doesn't love them ! j/
I'll be serious now: there's definitely some adults who are still needing parental control regarding what they do on the Web.
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u/BigNutDroppa 14h ago
Guy needs a snickers or something.
It’s not healthy to be so angry like that.
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u/QueenOfMadness999 10h ago
He should stop hating women and projecting his internalized hatred towards his own sexuality and go date a man. After he's worthy of being dateable of course.
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u/DeneralVisease 9h ago
This is why I hate people that use the "don't bring the gays into this" deflection when women bring up that these men are closeted and angry about it. It's the truth. Denying the harm doesn't change that. They're mad at other MEN, not women, but they displace their rage ONTO women because they can't be with the men they wanna be with and feel forced to be with women. BECAUSE OF MEN.
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u/yuckypagans just become a priest 1d ago
oml this is hilarious
they really think theyre doing smth, huh?
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u/BigOlWaffleIron 15h ago
Are they trying to guilt trip you about then being gay? I'm so confused. Luckily not as confused as then though.
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u/ArticulateImbecile 7h ago
This idiot is still going with this schtick.
It's been months. Get some new material kid. Has he stopped pretending to be aromantic and asexual now. It was a weird coping mechanism
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u/ComplexAttitude4Lyfe Foidrage vs Moidrage 13h ago
Hamster Master? Like Richard Gere?
(Don't Google that at work.)

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u/CandidDay3337 Nobody is as obsessed with dicks as an incel 1d ago
Oh no he doesnt love you! /s he says from an account that is no longer active. So brave of him.