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u/lgodsey 3d ago
Not only do these nationalist simps deserve ridicule for riding around in a carnival ride, they have to pay their own money to deface their own property.
Stupid tax, indeed.
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u/AdDramatic5591 2d ago
So I guess it is more accurately the Paytriot Edition rather then the Patriot Edition.
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u/spirit-garden1 3d ago
Hell ya, pump gasoline straight into uncle sams mouth.
True patriotism right there
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u/Ok_Elephant2777 2d ago
Just wondering what it looks like when he sticks the gas nozzle in. Either he hadn’t thought of that beforehand, or even worse, he did.
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u/mtngalaloha 3d ago
Last photo makes me think of a suppository! (Weird nurse humor)
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u/sam56778 2d ago
Sure does. Anyone putting “We The People” on their tailgate lets us know that’s how far they got when reading the constitution.
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u/criminyjhistmas 2d ago
I find it funny that many of these "patriots" buy Chinese made truck tires and plastic accessories
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u/Eleanna_of_Tundar 2d ago
Why do RWNJs have a meltdown when a flag burns over a copy of the Constitution (which is a short book)? Because a flag is a colorful thing that is used in many forms of propaganda with childish mythology backing it (Betsy Ross DID NOT create our flag, she was a cousin of George Washington- the richest man in our new nation at the time- who married a prominent and wealthy Quaker minister. After the Civil War the government wanted girls to feel patriotic to help unify the country so they created the myth of creating our flag). The Constitution has to be read fully to understand it (I first read it in the 10th grade), and people would have a fuckload of questions- especially with the Bill of Rights.
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u/olivegardengambler 2d ago
Probably not honestly. Doesn't have the same energy as most infowarroir rides
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u/Rideshare-Not-An-Ant 2d ago
God bless America, and no one else.
I remember when that was just the tag line for a politician character in a movie.
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u/Rush-Flimsy 2d ago
It is such a safe bet that people who drive these trucks... have never read the entire constitution and bill of rights... nor understand anything beyond their interpretation of the 2nd Amendment.
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u/subparlifter138 2d ago
God what a nerd
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u/MrVeazey 1d ago
Nerds are usually, but not always, passionate about something that requires thinking to understand. This guy's whole personality is a caricature of a cartoon character based on a real idiot.
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u/Mister_Poopy_Buthole 3d ago
When being a patriot is your entire personality because you don’t know who you are and you need someone to tell you what to believe in.