r/IsHeDeadYet • u/FloodPlainsDrifter • 23d ago

When He’s Gone:

After Lincoln’s death, his body was transported on a funeral train to his final resting place in Springfield Illinois. People who knew, lined the tracks near their homes to watch it pass, and paid respects. Something similar could happen when the unnamed subject of this sub is finally deceased. Those who wish could be able to pay respects, and perhaps those who wish to pay Disrespect could be afforded the opportunity to do so. Many people have expressed their desire to piss on his grave, a satisfying yet unrealistic scenario. Maybe, tho, some creative minds might come up with a way to satisfy that urge, with a “funeral tour”, similar to Lincoln’s train, but with a modern, current-era, and ultimately wildly different opportunity to show the true feelings of the masses.

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u/What-Hapen 23d ago

His grave would deserve nothing less than gallons of old piss poured all over it.

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u/LheelaSP 23d ago

Charge 5 bucks for the priviledge and the US government will be debt free in a week.

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u/bigDeltaVenergy 23d ago

Gender neutral toilet

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u/Much-Chef6275 23d ago

Or tons of dog shit.

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u/BoB_the_TacocaT 23d ago

Millions will stand along the tracks for the opportunity to flip off and/or hang a moon at the passing casket.

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u/CommunicationHappy20 22d ago

I’d drop on duece on his unmarked grave.

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u/BlueVelvetKitty 20d ago

I think there would be very few who would line up to pay tribute. Something like the number Todd Blanche got today. We can hold a mock body transportation and throw rotten food, dildos and dog shit.

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u/FloodPlainsDrifter 20d ago

There you go, a series of local funerals where his effigy is abused. As close as we’re likely to get

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u/FloodPlainsDrifter 20d ago

A “Celebration of Life (Ending)”

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u/BlueVelvetKitty 18d ago

It really does please me to think about it though.

Just WHEN???