r/JoeRogan jokes fly over his fat ahead at an alarming rate 5d ago

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u/HungryCurrency8481 Monkey in Space 5d ago

He nailed that look of pure hate in Picklejar's face.

Dude's life must be so miserable, perpetually seething in those ill fitting shirts. 

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u/MetallicaMN Monkey in Space 5d ago

This is quite good. The only thing missing, in my opinion, is the unhinged, out of place laughter Wilson does when he thinks he is being beyond clever or thinks he has exposed a flaw in the other person's logic.

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u/Numnum30s Monkey in Space 5d ago

There must be a video featuring clips of these odd outbursts

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u/MetallicaMN Monkey in Space 5d ago

I haven't seen a video of just those clips so I can't say for sure if that type of video exists.

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u/Ampris_bobbo8u Monkey in Space 5d ago

legit impression.

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u/GottaHaveThatSkunk Monkey in Space 5d ago

Yeah move this guy up to at least #350

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u/Chef_Guzzi_Moto Monkey in Space 5d ago

the end was great

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u/Boobiedaberry Monkey in Space 4d ago

You lick snizz

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u/Chef_Guzzi_Moto Monkey in Space 4d ago

so what if I do??

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u/The_Horse_Joke Monkey in Space 5d ago

This guy is so good at making cringy reels, it’s at the point where it’s too good

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u/draft_final_final Monkey in Space 5d ago

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u/Breasan Monkey in Space 4d ago

What happened to the "There isn't a jar in the world I can't open" stuff? Wait, did you find a jar you couldn't open? What was in it? Was there pickles in it? WHERE'S THE GIANT JAR OF PICKLES?!

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u/DonovanMcLoughlin Monkey in Space 5d ago

I'm glad I don't watch "debates"

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u/ragun2 Monkey in Space 4d ago

Yeah I have no idea who this guy is lol

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u/SloppyPlatypus69 Monkey in Space 5d ago

You lick snizz.

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u/mentyaf Monkey in Space 5d ago

Lmao I see this guy all over Facebook reels. This is a very food impression lol.

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u/I_Defy_You1288 Monkey in Space 5d ago

AI slop but still funny to me 😂

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u/Masta0nion Monkey in Space 5d ago

Shall not bear false witness

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u/LoadsDroppin Monkey in Space 5d ago

Impression was masterful!!!

Add that overconfident laugh and it’s perfection.

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u/Enough-One4975 Monkey in Space 5d ago

This dude really does perfectly channel sniz guys energy.

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u/CopyPasteRepeat Monkey in Space 4d ago

I love that this guy gets sh*t on all the time.

I hate that - by simply being an obnoxious ass - more than 10 people know who he is.

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u/ModernistGames Monkey in Space 5d ago

Needs more chain smoking

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u/whole_hippie Monkey in Space 5d ago

Really good impression lol

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u/YoureProbablyWrongOk Monkey in Space 5d ago

should I know who this person is?

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u/TheSweetestKill Most Reported r/JoeRogan User, August 2022 4d ago

Two-time former JRE guest.

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u/YoureProbablyWrongOk Monkey in Space 4d ago

Friend of the show you say

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u/Rrraou We live in strange times 5d ago

I don't know who this is, but I loathe him already.

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u/johnmayersucks Monkey in Space 4d ago

I don’t hate Joe nearly as much as the rest of you but I really don’t get this one. And liked him so much he brought him back. I’ve only tried to listen to Andrew a few times and damn is he punch able.

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u/InternetWeakGuy jokes fly over his fat ahead at an alarming rate 4d ago

I watched Dave Smith's video about the Candice debate and he talked a TON about how "Andrew is a really talented debater" but also admitted that he uses a lot of "debate tricks" which I think kind of sums it up for me - "I like the guy because he says things I agree with, even if he does have to manipulate situations to justify the things he says because they don't survive on their own merit".

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u/johnmayersucks Monkey in Space 4d ago

I think the right or whatever you want to call it contains a lot of common sense so it’s easy got dipshits like this guy to make points and “win” debates and have podcasts. Like oh someone wants to argue with me that you can cut off your wiener and become a woman? Okay I think I can do okay in that debate. Even the idea that a traditional life of marrying one person and staying together. The stats back it up. It might a more statistically successful way to live so it’s easy to argue, but much like the snizz licker correctly pointed out, these guys are often hypocrites with divorces and drug problems and in general dirt bags. Anyone practicing what these guys preach you would never hear from because they’re busy being good guys, and raising families and going bowling.

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u/InternetWeakGuy jokes fly over his fat ahead at an alarming rate 4d ago

I think the right or whatever you want to call it contains a lot of common sense

I would say it's more like the right are allergic to nuance and/or dealing with reality, so they fall back to "that's the way it's always been" as their default position on anything.

That's why guys like Trump have always been so popular with room temperature IQs.

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u/johnmayersucks Monkey in Space 4d ago

That’s a good example. He’s not traditional or conservative in a cultural or economic sense in his own life. He’s full of shit.

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u/Monteze Dire physical consequences 4d ago

Its just more evidence to me that Joe gets told he has to have certain folks on. His benefactors are trying to find another Kirk or some big podcaster they can get people to unit behind.

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u/jimlahey2100 Monkey in Space 4d ago

Well shit, if his benefactors thought Wilson was the answer to replace Kirk then they're dumber than I imagined and that's a good thing.

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u/Monteze Dire physical consequences 4d ago

I am constantly reminded that just because someone is rich doesn't mean they are smart or clever. Throw enough money at something and you're bound to succeed in some way.

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u/johnmayersucks Monkey in Space 4d ago

Even if Joe just looked up his greatest hit of pickle jar and snizz, which is basically all I’ve seen, he’d know what a dumb little slime ball he is. Blows me away. BTW the snizz licker, Charlie, in that video is so hot.

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u/TheSweetestKill Most Reported r/JoeRogan User, August 2022 4d ago

I don't think very many people "hate Joe", but I think a lot of people confuse being critical of someone with "hate".

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u/Desh282 Monkey in Space 5d ago

What happened to this guy
He had 2 times the amount of hair 1 year ago

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u/CrowsInTheNose Monkey in Space 5d ago

What Andrew does is important

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u/RaptorJesusDesu High as Giraffe's Pussy 5d ago

Somebody has to raise his wife’s kids

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u/CrowsInTheNose Monkey in Space 5d ago

He debates college aged women for hours. It really is a public service.

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u/freakalicious Monkey in Space 5d ago

Looks like a douchebag to me, but alas, every is entitled to their own opinion.

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u/CrowsInTheNose Monkey in Space 5d ago

No no you don't get it. He's good Christian man that makes a living belittling liberal women on podcasts. We need real men like him in the public discourse so the youth can see what's wrong and what's right. Without culture warrior's like Andrew the future is lost.

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u/slipknot_official Monkey in Space 5d ago

Yeah the youth are really turning to Christ watching 19 year-old women get called “whores”.

That’s what Jesus would do.

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u/Jjjonno Monkey in Space 5d ago

You've fallen victim to satire.

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u/No_Carry385 Monkey in Space 5d ago

Satire and reality are hard to differentiate these days

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u/Arbury_Hills Monkey in Space 4d ago

This a**bag is pure nightmare fuel. Please tell me this is scripted.

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u/Sweet_Weather_5259 Monkey in Space 4d ago

I know nothing about this dude. But you can see he’s a drunk by his face

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u/greenalias Monkey in Space 4d ago

No sound, can't stand the bobblehead.

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u/_MuffinBot_ It's entirely possible 5d ago

The only thing that confuses me about this parody is that "Do not lie" *is* one of the Ten Commandments, it's "Do not bear false witness against thy neighbor" (don't know what number and I'm not going to pretend I do lol)

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u/johnmayersucks Monkey in Space 4d ago

Sort of. Most religious scholars agree that the original commandment is specifically about bearing false witness in a legal setting before a court or religious leaders, not the more generic don’t lie about anything ever.

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u/_MuffinBot_ It's entirely possible 4d ago

I don’t know about other strands of Christianity, but that’s not how the Catholic Church interprets it and Catholics understand it to mean falsehoods of all kinds. I’ve never heard of it applying solely to legal testimony.

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u/johnmayersucks Monkey in Space 4d ago

Catholics don’t know shit about the Old Testament 😂. I’ve always heard in the original language it’s directed towards legal proceedings that will get your neighbors arrested if you lie.

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u/TheSilmarils Monkey in Space 3d ago

The Catholic Church is chock full of religious scholars that know orders of magnitude more about the Old Testament and the languages and cultures that created it than the vast majority of Protestants. What you just said is so glaringly stupid it’s reminiscent of things I heard growing up like papal infallibility means the pope can’t sin.

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u/johnmayersucks Monkey in Space 3d ago

Protestants don’t know shit about it either numb nuts. I’m talking about the Jews. Just Google it. Or don’t, whatever.

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u/TheSilmarils Monkey in Space 3d ago

You might wanna Google Catholic Old Testament scholarship, dingleberry