r/Jokes • u/Unfair_Hamster_9170 • 18h ago

The complaint

She complains to him: “Darling, look, our neighbor gives his wife a kiss every day he leaves the home for work. You have never done this.”

He replies: “Why should I do this. I don't know her at all.”

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u/PeterustheSwede 17h ago

He said the next morning: "It was great. She couldn't beleive it was your idea."

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u/Purple-Fortis 10h ago

She doesn’t seem very bitchy like you.