I'm secure af

[u/tezacer]

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[u/Gardez_geekin]

Okay I am 99% sure this guy is a model and let’s be real they made him boot AF. Also the air force should have just switched to regular Tiger stripe

[u/edingerc → u/Gardez_geekin]

Yeah, he looks way too young to be a TSgt in the 90's

[u/Gardez_geekin → u/edingerc]

Honestly this took me back to my boot days and made me think this was a ranger joes ad.

[u/lntelligent → u/edingerc]

You could get TSgt at 26ish years old, and this airman is clearly hot shit.

[u/Cake_And_Pi → u/lntelligent]

His beret looks like he just bought it and put it on. It’s not even centered over his eye.

[u/mycondishuns → u/edingerc]

The ABU came out in like 2008.

[u/TaskingTwo → u/mycondishuns]

The guy you're responding to is referring to the fact that "security police" and abus didn't exist concurrently.

[u/push_connection]

I had to visit that sub to see if this was real. It is, and theyre all clowning on this guy. OP of the OP is not this guy tho

Edit: just a costume yall https://history-making.com/product/united-states-airforce-security-police/

They probably used SP instead of SF to avoid people getting in trouble for impersonating an official

[u/TacticalAvocado222 → u/push_connection]

Looking a little deeper, looks like they’re specifically film and tv costume company

[u/Competitive-Money-36 → u/push_connection]

Security Forces was once called the Security Police until (I believe) the mid 90’s.

[u/AGD4]

ohh my god he looks like an NPC, genuinely. That's actually an impressive feat.

[u/fifteentango88 → u/AGD4]

These are the level one enemies in an open world.

[u/AdOdd4618]

"And this pouch is where I keep my snacks."

[u/Porkonaplane]

Whatever man, just scan my cac and let me through the gate 🤣

[u/lLennui]

Posing like hes an in game model

[u/Gardez_geekin → u/lLennui]

Because he is a model

[u/AnonymousFordring → u/lLennui]

yes that's the point

[u/Djentleman5000]

This reminds me of the back and white photos in some older instruction manuals we used to have for Navy Master-at-Arms.

[u/whiterice_343]

Choose your character!

[u/Crusher6ix]

I feel safer

[u/Complete-Morning-429]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Cz6TlrRVVyv9S

[u/NuggaLOAF]

They are fucking SF not SP but whatever kid. Just remember to return the costume to spirit halloween when youre done.

[u/Special-Trainer7777 → u/NuggaLOAF]

If you wanna get really technical, the 569th USFPS in Vogelweh, Germany is still a SP unit. I doubt the og guy knew that though

[u/edingerc → u/NuggaLOAF]

Yep, the change happened on 1 July 1997.

[u/Gardez_geekin → u/NuggaLOAF]

Dude is a model, he didn’t make creative choices

[u/dangu3]

Where is his chin? Can he even eat corn on the cob?

[u/OnesPerspective]

I wish he was holding a sword from BMT

[u/skyHawk3613]

If this guy is real, there’s a good chance, he’ll never need to use his training in a real life scenario

[u/BloodBoy99]

starsssssssssssss

[u/MetalJoe0]

Do the airforce MPs not call themselves SF any more?

[u/New_Yam_1236]

I get all the pictures except for the upper middle. Why are we focused on his neck pimple? Is this secretly an add to get tested for melanoma?

[u/althawk8357]

This looks like an H&M ad for a military uniform. Those pictures and the way they focus on the objects, us the H&M logo are slight tells.

[u/Quirky_Ad8747]

https://giphy.com/gifs/howvztcWVcoXwUCw8o

[u/Autumn7242]

Isn't like 1/3 of the Air Force Security?

[u/BluBeams]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lTY1gMCVM43kArO0jG