For some context: I came into two free older kayaks last year when my boss at the time bought a property where the guy left them. I just got into some more serious paddling in the past couple months. My only experience with waves was on rainy lakes and I've gone through some class I rapids in my 14ft plastic sport kayak. Last week I pulled the trigger on this beautifully maintained Dagger Meridian and found a cheap NRS neoprene spray skirt to use in place of my nylon one. Now jumping forward to this past weekend I thought I'd try my hand at sea kayaking.
I had planned to go to Odiorne Point boat launch in Rye to paddle up the coast a couple miles alone. Almost immediately I got distracted by a lighthouse nearby. From there I again got distracted by some small islands. I saw one that looked a bit further away and started paddling across the open ocean. It turned out to be Appledore island, part of the Isles of shoals.
The paddle there took a long time and was a bit scary as it was the first time I tried paddling on the ocean at all. I made my way there then I realized it was getting late and Appledore was all private so I had to carefully get into the cold ocean without tipping the kayak over. I felt it would be nearly impossible to bail it out in the waves while full of water. I then got the rest of my drinking water out and began the paddle back (no I didn't bring snacks). It was terrifying as high tide had made the swells and waves massive.
I had to quickly learn to control the boat by riding the waves while fighting them (the way back to odiorne at that point was perpendicular to the strong winds). I didn't realize the conditions get progressively worse through the day due to the difference in temperature on land vs the water. I taught myself to fight the swells pushing me further out, get over the increasingly large waves pushing me further down the coast, turn my paddle into the wind, ride the surf near shore, avoid turbulent rocky areas, navigate miles away by sight, and all the skills that I'd never even heard of before. To answer your question; I don't know how to roll.
As I approached shore I realized I was actually at Jenness beach where they'd probably fine me for landing so I kept going. I finally made it back but landed in the wrong place so I made a quick decision to cross the piscataqua at a still rising high tide. The current was still stronger than the tide and made a lot of turbulence. I was barely able to fight off the current trying to drag me back to the open ocean and landed again, this time still in the wrong place. I wasn't wearing my spray skirt at the time because I underestimated the mouth of the piscataqua and was desperate for the right dry land.
I finally dragged my kayak through seaweed covered rocks to a safe spot where I could wait for my brother to help me carry it out. This is of course after running around to all the scared locals in the dark wearing just my pfd, spray skirt, water shoes, and such to try finding where I parked my kayak. I kept frantically asking if anyone knew where I could find the "sign that looks like a guy" (I later learned I was in Newcastle and it's dubbed Beauty, the 'Common' Denominator).
I then could finally get everything back to my car that I had to leave because it was stuck behind a locked gate. I did this trip shirtless with a pfd not designed to keep me alive if unconsious. I didn't see any coast guard (they were likely busy dealing with a disaster in pease). I was now sunburnt and exhausted from a 16 mile 9.5 hour paddle that ended after dark with a parking ticket.
My signaling devices were a small whistle and my phone. I doubt either would have been effective near the end of my journey.
This was one of the best and worst moments of my life and undoubtedly the hardest thing I've ever done.
P.S. I've since researched how tides work and realize I should have at least had a radio and probably dry/wet suit plus my headlamp in the cockpit, navigation lights, etc. This isn't the first time I've been in a risky situation in nature unprepared and alone but it's definitely the closest call. If you think the ocean is easy in the morning, don't be like me and assume it will stay that way because it won't.