Ribbed.

[u/CarrotAntique4772]

[u/Jack_Aubrey_]

For absolutely no one’s pleasure.

[u/Constant-Currency321 → u/Jack_Aubrey_]

This made me lol 😆

[u/SlumxLordxMillionair → u/Jack_Aubrey_]

Turn it inside out. Now it’s ribbed for YOUR pleasure.

[u/Adoraboule → u/Jack_Aubrey_]

Bet it doesn't even taste like ribs :/

[u/FlyByRoll]

https://giphy.com/gifs/08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ

[u/thunderbuttjuice → u/FlyByRoll]

👏

[u/OvalDead → u/thunderbuttjuice]

Username checks out

[u/bigtikidrink]

For her pleasure. Ewww.

https://giphy.com/gifs/B29HrspxHD4hW

[u/TheBigsBubRigs → u/bigtikidrink]

Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?

[u/the_well_read_neck_ → u/bigtikidrink]

I'll have the cream of sumyunguy.

[u/Rynczech]

…for herbs pleasure

[u/SergeiMosin]

Whoops! I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my magnum dong

[u/PeteRock24]

I believe that does not go in either the “pink” or the “stink”.

[u/CarrotAntique4772 → u/PeteRock24]

Yep. Pretty useless. Unless I need to index something, then this is my guy.

[u/freisbill]

For your enjoyment...

[u/MOXPEARL25]

Mark this NSFW.

[u/whistlepig4life]

For all
Of our pleasure.

[u/BirdBurnett]

Self-pleasure gets an upgrade!

[u/phvvkkjccc]

Woah now big boy

[u/Only-Read-3895]

For his pleasure.

[u/Serious-Direction-11]

Tsk tsk some one cut a finger

[u/CarrotAntique4772 → u/Serious-Direction-11]

The injury did not happen at work. The real story is actually funny? I was banging on my ceiling to try to get my dumb shit upstairs neighbor to shit the fuck up and peeled some skin off on the ceiling before accidentally hitting a hole in the dry wall.
They shut up though.

[u/FreeKevinBrown]

For my pleasure?

[u/no_name6744]

Oh yeah, finger cots.

[u/Dazzling_Pudding1997]

These comments are exactly what I expected and I love you all so much

[u/Pretend-Rule-929]

There a turbo douche in kitchen and when these are on the floor I yell at him to pick up his condoms. *he’s not a fan of the gag

[u/CarrotAntique4772 → u/Pretend-Rule-929]

Gotta give them some shit if they suck. Maybe they’ll get better. Lol.

[u/CatPlenty8153]

boxes of gloves read like condom packaging these days, ribbed cots doesn't really surprise me

[u/OvalDead]

It’s called a finger cot because if you get all 3 inches you need a nap.

[u/Danovan79]

A joke someone once told me.

When I put on a ribbed condom, I turn it inside out. Now it's my pleasure!

[u/tranerekk]

Ribs. For everyone’s pleasure.

[u/Metalface559]

For who's pleasure?

[u/Clean_Cobbler_3438]

But is it lubed?