r/LeopardsAteMyFarm 5h ago

Farmers who backed Trump are on pace to lose $31 billion amid his Iran war — 'the worst financial downturn since the 1980s'

http://moneywise.com/news/top-stories/farmers-trump-iran-war-billion-losses-downturn
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u/that1cooldude 5h ago

It’s ok. They’ll still vote for Him lol because it’s worth it to lose generational farms to “own the libs” while protecting pedos 😂 

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u/FartJamboree 5h ago

You can own the libs, or you can own your farm. Not both

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u/that1cooldude 5h ago

Tell that to the republitards 😂 

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u/Cohens4thClient 4h ago

Im using "rape-publicans" because that's such a critical part of their family values and why they worship trump.

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u/ForeverStella 39m ago

That is who they are

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u/FakeSafeWord 1h ago

He could say "I fucked those girls" a half a dozen times, with a huge shit eating grin on camera and very little would change on that side of the aisle.

It's vague enough they will say it's a joke, or it's fake, or out of context or he meant adult women or that "it's okay because they weren't 5" and things will continue on their current trajectory. Everyone sane will know exactly what he means.

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u/Katnamedeaster 4h ago

Economy's so bad we can't even afford to own the libs!!

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u/CitronTraining2114 3h ago

And it's getting to where they can only rent the libs.

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u/originalmosh 5h ago

My dad is a farmer and has Trump's name plastered all over the place at his farm. I can't explain it. My dad is also a homophobe and a racist who has not been out of his rural Iowa county in years. Oh, he also hates public "SCREWL", even though my wife is a teacher. Needless to say we don't visit him often.

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u/uwearclownshoes 44m ago

I feel this. My dad lives in a low pop redzone, where they all watch the same channel and regurgitate the same drivel to each other ad nauseum. I have to gear up for visits. It’s a bitch.

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u/Kenndrickmoores 4h ago

But you DO visit him?….

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u/originalmosh 4h ago

He is 20-30 minutes away, if I am over there and see him outside I will stop and say hi, never stay longer than 5-10 minutes. I don't give him time to go on a rant about Biden or whatever he is mad about that day. We don't make special trips to vist though, and if I don't see him outside we don't stop.

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u/ForeverStella 23m ago

Why would anyone visit MAGAT's? Actions have consequences. Why waste your time?

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u/EthanDMatthews 3h ago

Wake me if farmers criticize Trump for literally anything else, other than hurting their pocket books.

Otherwise, this is just self interest.

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u/Lost-B4-Translation 3h ago

Wait, what? I meant I voted for those policies only if it screws the other guy! The guy they voted for does exactly what he says he’ll do then everyone is shocked.

I mean the guy bankrupted just about everything he touched, may as well let him have a crack at America!

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u/Other-Credit1849 3h ago

They only want to protect RICH pedos...the rest can be sent to a death camp with the libs and immigrants.

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u/elclarkio 41m ago

They will vote him and (R) no matter what. He could walk into their house, kick them out and then tell them it's to stop the libtards doing the same thing and they will go "ahhhh, makes sense"

Wait that's what happening now. Crash the farms for cheap land

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u/cookiemccookieface 5h ago

As a middle aged White man who has shoveled plenty of shit and thrown many a bale I can wholeheartedly say, “Fuckem!”

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u/wonderingpokemon 5h ago

Agronomist here. You know how many times I have heard them hate on city slickers, suits, men that have no word, and talk about business! To then, see them bend backwards and vote for a New York City slicker, with a suit that has no word and had bank rupted 6 business. They didn't vote for policies as he didn't had any. It was all about making other people miserable. Well, what did they expect? Yeah, f...em!

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u/Constant_Insomnia 4h ago

They should have listened to the guys on the salsa commercial.

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u/Cold_Dead_Heart 4h ago

They should have listened to mother fucker when he said he was going to do all of this. It’s all spelled out in Project 2025.

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u/cookiemccookieface 1h ago

I just heard,”New York City!” In my head as I read this😂

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u/Farucci 4h ago

Unfortunately for farmers, their culture is now rooted (no pun) in a belief that socialism is bad, but if they fail, the government will bail them out, and this isn’t socialism.

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u/Occams_AK47 4h ago

From "get a rope" to "here's my vote".

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u/Smooth-Weekend-2314 5h ago

Elect a 🤡, expect a 🎪

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u/Original-Living7212 5h ago

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u/Lonely-Cockroach-492 4h ago

Shit clown at the shit circus.

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u/megaladonquixote 31m ago

Exactly.

Also, elect a rapist, expect to get fucked without your consent

Elect a pedophile, expect him to kid around

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u/jjflores91 8m ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yaUG0KDAcIcWA
They’ll vote the same again next time…Dept of War > Dept of Education. There’s no learning…

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u/Friendly_Shopping286 5h ago

Tots and salmonella pears

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u/sinisterdesign 1h ago

You drive a hard bargain, but can I get ecoli with those tots? 🤔

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u/monkeeman43 1h ago

Best we can do is E. coli sprouts and jalapenos

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u/Cohens4thClient 5h ago

Yeah, but they totally stopped 4 trans athletes from getting trophies...

So it was worth it to the moron cult. 

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u/Artistic_Half_8301 4h ago

This is literally the best way to put it.

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u/uwearclownshoes 5h ago

He’ll bail them out. He did it about 3 times in his first term, and farmers were suddenly bragging about the windfall. They elected him for more of our money this time around, and he’s likely to give it to them to buy his way back into their good graces.

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u/obxhead 5h ago

Meanwhile they go on endlessly about bootstraps and personal responsibility.

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u/ealysillyforestthing 4h ago

Not this time. He doesn't need their vote this time. Unless somehow his bank account gets greased he isn't doing squat

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u/giveitarrest 1h ago

He will still bail them out with taxpayer dollars and build in a kickback for himself. Most will go to his billionaire buddies who own large farm corporations

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u/like_shae_buttah 4h ago

Not with AcreTrader McCouchfucker as his VP

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u/ComfortableSalad7357 5h ago

Oh no, anyway...

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u/Fuzzy_Adagio_6450 5h ago

The good thing, though, that I think we can all agree on, is that the leopards are eating well. And in these tough economic times, I think thats important.

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u/Nick_Bruiser 5h ago

And they'll vote red down ballot. And Trump in 2028 if his criminality is allowed to persist. For them, it's more about hurting others than helping themselves.

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u/thismotherfklr 5h ago

Where is that 40 billion sent to Argentina again??? Imagine if it was sent to these farmers 😂

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u/Bmb240 5h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 FAFO

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u/mzx380 5h ago edited 4h ago

Trump will bail them out then the farmers will go back to saying socialism is woke

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u/TransFatty 5h ago

"But Kamala would have done so much worse!" they bleat like the sheep they are, as they vote (R) straight down the ticket just like the sheep they are. Fuck 'em.

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u/Affectionate_Mall_49 5h ago

Waje me when they actually consider changing their vote 

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u/woodenblinds 5h ago

Sorry Rip Van Winkle, you going to be sleeping a very very long time

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u/Public_Parking_2729 5h ago

It's so refreshing to get good news like this once in a while.

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u/Careless-Balance-893 5h ago

They said the short term pain would be worth it for the long term gains and it's gotta be true because it rhymes!

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u/dramaking37 5h ago

Don't worry, they'll complain about Democrats and socialism as they go to collect their checks from taxpayers 

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u/oh_my316 5h ago

Fuck 'em. 🥱

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u/Savings_Gear_5155 5h ago

I understand that this is their lively hood, but they actively voted to allow a racist and pedo to become president again.

That can't be forgiven or forgotten. The left, independents and middle republicans told them, yelled it even, that he was going to do exactly what he is doing right now, and they still voted for him. You reap what you sow.

So now they are upset that he is shafting them, I wish hindsight for these poor fools was 20/20. They will still vote for him.

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u/SeaEmployee787 4h ago

for being bussines owners, they seem to have a poor understanding of economics

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u/Admirable_Track_2026 1h ago

Funny the Red states voted to screw everyone else and it backfired badly. Maybe the whiners will be more empathetic and think of our economy as whole. Review the videos of Kamala, it might make more sense now.

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u/GeoHog713 23m ago

They won't.

They'll get their bailout - most of which will go to corporate farms.

Rinse and repeat.

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u/BI_Moose 5h ago

Let's hope Stumpy handles this as well as Reagan did......

And by that I mean how Reagan and his shitty policies killed the majority of family farms and ranches, forcing them to sell to investors for pennies on the dollar.

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u/Certain-Act-2336 5h ago

you mean since the last time he was elected and we had to bail them out

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u/Weight-Disastrous 5h ago

Fuck 'em.

Sick fucking hillbillies probably bang their daughters too.

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u/Simple-Okra-4826 5h ago

Meanwhile Mike Johnson fully backs trump negotiating prowess.

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u/Fillyerboot 5h ago

Have the life you voted for, morons. 

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u/Educational-Act9126 4h ago

I’m all about hating trump. But this is very bad for our food supply. We might be owning the Trumpers, but once the farms are sold and gone the prices will only go up

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u/Impressive_Box4144 3h ago

As is everything right now! That’s the plan

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u/Tmmike 4h ago

Best guess, $31 billion will be the amount of the next round of farm subsidies. They vote for him because he keeps covering their losses.

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u/KcityKalcutta 4h ago

Fake News. Soybean farmers got a 50 million dollar bailout 2 months ago, and Cattle welfare farmers will get one too. No bootstraps required

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u/sickofyourshit77 4h ago

The Trump effect

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u/ProtectionContent977 3h ago

They’ll keep voting against themselves.

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u/ilovemydog480 3h ago

Promises made, promises kept

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u/ConkerPrime 3h ago

Farmers: “I will show my unhappiness with the government by voting Republican this November!”

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u/Papichuloft 3h ago

Since the 1980's?......I wonder which 2 assholes were president during the 80's and what party they belonged to? And still vote red.

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u/Impressive_Box4144 3h ago

Reagan and Bush

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u/Papichuloft 2h ago

exactly.....two assholes, same shit

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u/Ghost_of_Till 3h ago

I went to the Caledonia County Fair in Vermont this past Saturday. Spent about six hours there.

This is a 4-H crowd, 90% of them. Livestock with ribbons tacked to stables. Quilt competitions. There's a tractor pull.

If you threw a gyro into any crowd you'd have better than even odds of hitting someone with a "DON'T TREAD ON ME" or “WE THE PEOPLE ARE PISSED” t-shirt.

Roughly 10,000 people attended.

I didn't see Trump's name once.

Not a single goddamn t-shirt.

Not a single goddamn hat.

Nothing.

At all.

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u/shrimplyblimply 2h ago

 he'll just throw them a little bone near mid terms, they'll all say we're not voting for no communist socialist, dummo crats

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u/Macdaddy357 1h ago

They voted for it, so to hell with them.

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u/Common-Ad6470 1h ago

All part of the plan for Trump and his buddies to pick up a shit-load of farms at dirt-cheap prices…👍
The funny part is that these dick-heads will still vote for Trump while they’re wondering how could they have lost their farms due to those ‘libtards’ when they’re not even in power…🤔

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u/Background_Pen_2415 1h ago

Just don’t ask them who they voted for. They hate when you do that.

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u/Giltar 1h ago

And they'd vote for him again, if they could

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u/Annoying1978 5h ago

Too bad, so sad. 

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u/Once-A-Republic 5h ago

Hahahahha but this is bad for everyone

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u/Difficult_Coffee_335 5h ago

Awe, thoughts and prayers.

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u/OrangeCone2011 5h ago

Oh well. Fuck em.

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u/GoForeward 5h ago

Keep winning farmers.

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u/SLevine262 5h ago

Dinner time, leopards

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u/RopePlus8947 5h ago

I was hoping the American farmers would lose more than that

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u/originalmosh 5h ago

aLL wOrTh iT tWo OaN tHe LiBs aNd kEeP tHoSe tHrEe tRaNs KiDs fRoM pLaYiNg sPoRtS! ~MIGA (Make Isael Great Again)

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u/morning_redwoody 5h ago

Trump could kick their dog and slap their momma. They'd thank him then blame Obama and Biden. The commitment to the cult is real

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u/ProgramNo7236 4h ago

Fuck all of them straight to hell!

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u/texas130ab 4h ago

It can't be that bad is it ? How bad is it really?

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u/Impressive_Box4144 3h ago

A lot is being suppressed

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u/SeaEmployee787 4h ago

yea, i just dont care anymore, the high gas prices suck and i will feel it eventually. however, i dont live in a rural area and drive a big truck. plus when you make more, the cost is less overall, which is a nasty thing to say, but rural folks are costing me money too. they act like they are the only ones paying more for everything.

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u/panda3271 4h ago

They are hoping or banking on Trump bailing them out. Since farmers are necessary to survive and the government has bailed them out before for decades. Democrats and republicans. They expect the same now. But attempt is different. As he has shown. He will go over seas and get our food needs from there. He can make deals that make him a ton of money and still feed the peasants here in America. He cannot make those deals with American farmers. 🤷🏼‍♂️. They are going to learn this the hard way.

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u/BattleClean1630 4h ago

Now they're demanding another Trump bailout, I mean socialistic handout. They don't deserve because they voted for him knowing he screwed them over during his first term. Republicans NEVER learn.

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u/TakeitBacktoEden 4h ago

California should buy their farms and gift them ownership to their day laborers

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u/Subject-Stuff-2829 4h ago

This is what they voted for.

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u/Remote-Instance680 4h ago

And yet they still voted for...

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u/TinyEnd9435 4h ago

Oh, well. 🤷🏽

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u/Artistic_Half_8301 4h ago

Farmers are dumb hillbillies.

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u/giddyup512 4h ago

I think its great when people vote and then thier life meets that vote!

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u/uberneuman_part2 4h ago

Have the day you voted for…

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u/CaseApprehensive4682 4h ago

Oh nos, will they stop voting republican? ABSOLUTELY NOT!! Because they love those taxpayers bailouts!!!!

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u/shesinsaneornot 4h ago

I remember the Reagan Era farm losses. While they both appear to be good guys, I hope that Willie Nelson and John Mellencamp won't try to rescue the MAGAt farms.

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u/New_Ad_3010 4h ago

And they'll beg for gov handouts and vote Republican again just like they always do

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u/bullshitty151 4h ago

Isn’t that what they voted for?

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u/Fair-Wonder8490 4h ago

KEEP SCREAMING 🤪

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u/palominomom 4h ago

Whining for another bailout

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u/ALEXC_23 4h ago

And yet, they’d vote for him in a heartbeat lol.

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u/SnooHesitations3709 4h ago

Keep on pissing Canada off where America gets most of their potash and it could get worse.

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u/thetangible 4h ago

Are farmers who voted for him the only people losing money?

They’re all losing.

We’re all losing.

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u/_Zeppo_ 3h ago

Fuck 'em

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u/Burner_Phone_1969_TX 3h ago

Farmers for JD Vance land grab, I’m all for the fafo ing!

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u/Expensive_Opening_92 3h ago

Awww… anyway…

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u/Dodmeister5000 3h ago

Sympathy Level: Fuck-all

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u/Most_Ad7837 3h ago

You reap your vote. No tears for the clowns.

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u/oldmanian 3h ago

Not enough. They need to lose everything. Their lives included.

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u/Sudden_Place_1173 3h ago

Since the 80s you mean with Reagan. Wow it’s almost as if Republicans have never gave a single shit about the average worker

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u/Deep_Ad_1874 3h ago

And they’ll vote republican again and again

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u/Fun-Argument-1063 3h ago

Should have voted for the lady, she said this would happen!!!

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u/Content_Support7881 3h ago

So anyway….

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u/pell80 3h ago

Same as Reagan

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u/ChuckEweFarley 3h ago

AcreTrader will feast well on MAGA farms this quarter.

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u/nstntmlk 3h ago

Leopards, faces and bootstraps 🤣

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u/Prize-Analyst-1121 2h ago

They'll get bailed out again to get their vote. Them thrown aside once again after they're no longer needed. Not to worry though. One of the billionaires will be right there to buy the farm up, at a reduced price of course, after they're thrown aside again. The leopard is just getting started.

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u/No-Cup-8096 2h ago

This is what a grifter does to the economy.

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u/CHRISTEN-METAL 2h ago

And they’ll vote for him a 4th time, because that’s the way cults work.

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u/ls40098 2h ago

Not to worry, the Trump Socialist Relief fund will bail you out.

Darn those socialists!

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u/PerspiringMinds 2h ago

Classic case of #FAFO

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u/Junior-Profession726 2h ago

And how many of these people will still vote for him and all the GOP again ….

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u/Reilly-Blog 2h ago

They can suffer in the job economy with everyone else.

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u/TopSign5504 1h ago

We will cut off Trump's ability to spend money in November and start the investigations!

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u/RabbitGullible8722 1h ago

They will loose their farm to support the culture wars.

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u/WobbleExcitement7307 1h ago

Lmao Hope they starve

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u/GamiNami 1h ago

Voted for this amirite?

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u/Various_Vehicle3207 1h ago

I'm not going to laugh... really... I'm not.

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u/Eusocial_sloth3 1h ago

Good, I hope they don’t get bailed out.

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u/DimMak1 55m ago

MAGAt farmers need to pull themselves up by the bootstraps and reject any of that socialism stuff and put in the hard work and prayers to get back on track

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u/Sweet_Pay1971 53m ago

Got what they voted for

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u/Hyperafro 48m ago

This administration is setting records we haven’t seen since Reagan! Not something to be proud of!!

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u/True_Most3681 44m ago

This checks out with recent history. GOP governed = weak economy. It’s pretty basic at this point.

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u/400footceiling 39m ago

Trump is destroying America. He is a Russian asset.

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u/Ballgame_75 36m ago

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u/TJB18-AJB22 28m ago

Yeah but he renamed a Lake....

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u/auldinia 21m ago

WOOHOO. Fuck around and find out.

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u/Informal-Pop7901 19m ago

" Since the 80's" means since Reagan fucked our country.

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u/AntPsychological800 16m ago

In a broad generalization it's the 80s all over again and the common denominator is the same think tank making policy.

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u/OnlyFiveLives 13m ago

Sending oh nos and anyways.

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u/SScatnip7474 11m ago

Thoughts and prayers - Stop buying coffee out, make your own.

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u/dieseldeeznutz 5m ago

Has anyone asked if they're tired of all the winning?

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u/Aggressive_Ad5590 3m ago

farmers...fucking up governance and their own prosperity forever

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u/Amazing-Objective357 2h ago

I work directly with farmers in the Midwest, have for 40 years. This post and virtually all that it is claiming is absolutely FALSE information and completely untrue. Farmers are on pace to have a very financially healthy year with the biggest impediment being fertilizer prices. Commodities are at healthy levels and yields are projected to be above average this fall. Welcome to another episode of fake Democratic News. I think that is all they have at this point.