r/linguisticshumor Jul 19 '26

Phonetics/Phonology 'Why do English Speakers Pronounce their Alphabet...' Megathread

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Alright, into the megathread y'all go >:3

Any posts with this format posted after this megathread is up will be removed and asked to post here.

This is to keep the quality of the sub, yadayada, you know the drill.

Thank youu


r/linguisticshumor 43m ago

Begging people on TikTok to learn the IPA

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This was an argument about the pronunciation of the German word “Zehn” (pronounced [tseːn], for the record)


r/linguisticshumor 14h ago

Indo-European is a myth

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775 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 8h ago

Phonetics/Phonology Sinological chads stay winning

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176 Upvotes

Inspired by yesterday's Hungarian ty/gy discussion

See also ȵ and ȴ


r/linguisticshumor 20h ago

Phonetics/Phonology You’ve heard of the Turkish Vowel Cube; get ready for…The VOWEL TESSERACT

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620 Upvotes

The Vowel Tesseract is a 4-way distinction between frontedness, height, roundedness, and centralization, cause I couldn’t think of a better feature to put as the w-axis.
Also I realize this kinda looks like AI but I swear it’s not 🙏


r/linguisticshumor 19h ago

Phonetics/Phonology Behold: 3×3 vowel square

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166 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 23h ago

Semantics Why do Germans and French use an alphabet that is not designed for their languages?

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342 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 14h ago

Semantics "fakt?"

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Some time ago there was a thread something like "what innocent word or phrase in one language can mean something inappropriate in other language?" and today I, when I heard the one-word sentence in the public transport, realized there is one between Czech and English.
It goes like this:
One Czech speaker: (says something)
Another Czech speaker: "fakt?"
In informal Czech you can have one-word sentences, where rest of the words are inferred from context, in this case the word "fakt" means "fact" in English and the sentence is short for "is it (that what you said) a fact?" - native English speaker will probably say "really?" "is it?" "isn't it?" or something like that.
So the frequent phrase which means "really?" can dangerously sound like the past tense of the f-word, unfortunately.


r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Madyarország

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711 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Phonetics/Phonology Crazy that Polish and Standard Mandarin are two of a small group of languages with a 3-way sibilant distinction

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308 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Phonetics/Phonology Paid for by the minimalism nation

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180 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 21h ago

Latin if it went through the GVS

55 Upvotes

lūnam > /laʊn/

vītam > /vaɪt/

sōlem > /suːl/

nāsum > /neɪz/


r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Phonetics/Phonology Red are REAL SOUNDS and Blue is mental illness

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122 Upvotes

This is official information btw

Edit: Palatal Implosive should be blue


r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Historical Linguistics Bulgarian consonants being evolved

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111 Upvotes

The symbolization /kʲ/ here only refers to the phoneme /k/ beinɡ palatalised, historically shown as ⟨кь⟩. There are no sources that proves the phone [kʲ] was ever used by Bulgarian.


r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Khallam phonological table got me acting unwise

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435 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Phonetics/Phonology this irks me

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304 Upvotes

Like, /ɟ/ beinɡ written as gy makes so much sense but

/c/ as ty? My Greek mind cannot comprehend this. /c/ will forever be κι


r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Vowel systems: Short & Sweet vs More! MORE!!!

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413 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

*yro’ue

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66 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Turkish 🤝 Souletin Basque, Ü complete me!

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83 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Identify the language based on the writing system

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65 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 2d ago

Twinsies 💖🤞

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1.5k Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 19h ago

I would like to make a Point about Pointing

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I like pointing and making points and pointing towards points that help me make my point. I also like things with points, such as literature and polearms. Pointing is also a convenient way to convey a point. Pointed things especially make for good pointing at points relevant to the point.


r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

It's show time

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46 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Sociolinguistics Something something another post about untranslatable words

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Sometimes it is evident that people not translating a word is just because they're lazy to look into the language and culture then making the culture seem like more than it is, is just an excuse to hide their laziness.

Sanskrit vocabulary is extensively used in daily speech of many South Asian languages and some words used in Hinduism/ Buddhism are just regular words to us. First example is someone said duhkha cannot be translated bc it means more than just suffering; excuse me in Bangla/ Hindi dukh just means mental suffering/ anguish, like no the word isn't immediately more profound just bc it's used in Buddhism.

Second word I have had this experience with is dharma. Sure it means something specific in religious contexts but it is also used as a regular word in casual speech, where it just means religion but some people really like telling me "nooo, Buddhism and Hinduism are philosophical they are not monotheistic or dogmatic like Christianity/ Islam". No, in Bangla/ Hindi it's hindu dharm, bouddha dharm, krisht dharm, islam dharm, Judaism I've heard yehudi dharma in Bangla.


r/linguisticshumor 2d ago

Agglutination

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249 Upvotes