r/linguisticshumor • u/gt7900 • 16m ago
r/linguisticshumor • u/Spinal_cord_stolen • 1h ago
Begging people on TikTok to learn the IPA
This was an argument about the pronunciation of the German word “Zehn” (pronounced [tseːn], for the record)
r/linguisticshumor • u/gattonero2001 • 8h ago
Phonetics/Phonology Sinological chads stay winning
Inspired by yesterday's Hungarian ty/gy discussion
See also ȵ and ȴ
r/linguisticshumor • u/danielsoft1 • 14h ago
Semantics "fakt?"
Some time ago there was a thread something like "what innocent word or phrase in one language can mean something inappropriate in other language?" and today I, when I heard the one-word sentence in the public transport, realized there is one between Czech and English.
It goes like this:
One Czech speaker: (says something)
Another Czech speaker: "fakt?"
In informal Czech you can have one-word sentences, where rest of the words are inferred from context, in this case the word "fakt" means "fact" in English and the sentence is short for "is it (that what you said) a fact?" - native English speaker will probably say "really?" "is it?" "isn't it?" or something like that.
So the frequent phrase which means "really?" can dangerously sound like the past tense of the f-word, unfortunately.
r/linguisticshumor • u/Bedroom_Business • 19h ago
Phonetics/Phonology Behold: 3×3 vowel square
r/linguisticshumor • u/PSlb • 20h ago
I would like to make a Point about Pointing
I like pointing and making points and pointing towards points that help me make my point. I also like things with points, such as literature and polearms. Pointing is also a convenient way to convey a point. Pointed things especially make for good pointing at points relevant to the point.
r/linguisticshumor • u/Elegant-Virus-3738 • 20h ago
Phonetics/Phonology You’ve heard of the Turkish Vowel Cube; get ready for…The VOWEL TESSERACT
The Vowel Tesseract is a 4-way distinction between frontedness, height, roundedness, and centralization, cause I couldn’t think of a better feature to put as the w-axis.
Also I realize this kinda looks like AI but I swear it’s not 🙏
r/linguisticshumor • u/al_x22 • 21h ago
Latin if it went through the GVS
lūnam > /laʊn/
vītam > /vaɪt/
sōlem > /suːl/
nāsum > /neɪz/
r/linguisticshumor • u/GraceScott2451 • 1d ago
Semantics Why do Germans and French use an alphabet that is not designed for their languages?
r/linguisticshumor • u/Alkang_1071 • 1d ago
Historical Linguistics Bulgarian consonants being evolved
The symbolization /kʲ/ here only refers to the phoneme /k/ beinɡ palatalised, historically shown as ⟨кь⟩. There are no sources that proves the phone [kʲ] was ever used by Bulgarian.
r/linguisticshumor • u/Whole_Instance_4276 • 1d ago
Phonetics/Phonology Red are REAL SOUNDS and Blue is mental illness
This is official information btw
Edit: Palatal Implosive should be blue
r/linguisticshumor • u/hyacinth02jpg • 1d ago
Phonetics/Phonology Paid for by the minimalism nation
r/linguisticshumor • u/SergeiAndropov • 1d ago
Identify the language based on the writing system
r/linguisticshumor • u/RealModMaker • 1d ago
Phonetics/Phonology Crazy that Polish and Standard Mandarin are two of a small group of languages with a 3-way sibilant distinction
r/linguisticshumor • u/SXZWolf2493 • 1d ago
Sociolinguistics Something something another post about untranslatable words
Sometimes it is evident that people not translating a word is just because they're lazy to look into the language and culture then making the culture seem like more than it is, is just an excuse to hide their laziness.
Sanskrit vocabulary is extensively used in daily speech of many South Asian languages and some words used in Hinduism/ Buddhism are just regular words to us. First example is someone said duhkha cannot be translated bc it means more than just suffering; excuse me in Bangla/ Hindi dukh just means mental suffering/ anguish, like no the word isn't immediately more profound just bc it's used in Buddhism.
Second word I have had this experience with is dharma. Sure it means something specific in religious contexts but it is also used as a regular word in casual speech, where it just means religion but some people really like telling me "nooo, Buddhism and Hinduism are philosophical they are not monotheistic or dogmatic like Christianity/ Islam". No, in Bangla/ Hindi it's hindu dharm, bouddha dharm, krisht dharm, islam dharm, Judaism I've heard yehudi dharma in Bangla.
r/linguisticshumor • u/KeyboardPerson17 • 1d ago
Phonetics/Phonology this irks me
Like, /ɟ/ beinɡ written as gy makes so much sense but
/c/ as ty? My Greek mind cannot comprehend this. /c/ will forever be κι
r/linguisticshumor • u/IronWarden00 • 1d ago
Khallam phonological table got me acting unwise
r/linguisticshumor • u/SamePut9922 • 1d ago
Vowel systems: Short & Sweet vs More! MORE!!!
r/linguisticshumor • u/BenfordAbrahams • 1d ago
I tried making a schwa-less rap
To no avail. Sorry if it doesn't make sense it's so hard 😭
Edit: I'M NOT A NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER OF COURSE I GOT A LOT OF THINGS WRONG