r/LinuxPorn • u/Smooth-Buy9614 • 21d ago

real linux p*rn

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u/dgm9704 21d ago

fsck

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u/Limp-Commercial9660 18d ago

This deserves more likes than the actual post

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u/Asrobatics 21d ago

you forgot the cat my friend

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u/Big-Fill-5789 21d ago

How about the command more

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u/Cylinder47- 21d ago

Let’s be honest if you understand this joke, 9/10 times you’re a certified bitchless arch enjoyer

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u/jesterchen 21d ago

Also, you should use && instead of ;

If one of the first commands fail (no permission, no blonde found, or whatever), you wouldn't want to do the rest...

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u/Big_Yesterday1724 21d ago edited 21d ago

Nerdy enough for linux part but not for sex

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u/absolute_zer0th 21d ago

im pretty sure theres a fuck command

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u/Tquylaa 19d ago

alias fuck="rm -rf ~"

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u/EngineeringUnable801 21d ago

Yes, yes it is.

I use Mint, btw.

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u/Mysterious_Value4624 20d ago

and there's cp... 🤨

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u/SouthernFruit8768 17d ago

And the feds (aka "Fed"ora)

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u/Any-Fox-1822 19d ago

shi gave me a boner

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u/0xElevanix 21d ago

you missed yay at last or yay -Syu

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u/sinavarasina 21d ago

While actually it's gnu binutils porn made by richard s

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u/Cyber-blaster 21d ago

This is why I keep /bin/sh around. POSIX never disappoints

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u/Shawhe_ 20d ago

wtff does that mean 😭😭

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u/Smooth-Buy9614 20d ago

you are not nerdy enough twin

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u/Shawhe_ 20d ago

god damn it! but fr what does it mean?

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u/Outside_Laugh_5182 19d ago

dont forget touch

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u/idk_what_to_do9 15d ago

I prefer man

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u/Smooth-Buy9614 15d ago

how can you
women are work of art
( a random guy this side , just curious )

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u/idk_what_to_do9 15d ago

Ofc I love women who doesn't and I prefer them btw but I wrote this just for the sake of the joke hahaha

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u/DragonfruitBoring485 15d ago

translate plis

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u/Smooth-Buy9614 15d ago

Sir Do you actually want an explanation of the joke above Is you are seriously asking and not joking I might translate But it's just a sex joke nothing else

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u/versteinerdt 6d ago

I hope she gave him a head

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u/napier1192 21d ago

Only if umount was unmount